414 Bao Zheng exchanged the Golden Fleece for Helen's early spring
"What kind of person do you think you should put on makeup, I can't just go to Zhan Zhao with you like this, and I don't know martial arts?" Bao Zheng looked at Ding Yuehua with a sad look on his face and said.
"Let's pretend to be a couple in distress, you happen to be an old man, I'll get some ashes from the bottom of the pot and touch it on my face, isn't that enough?" Ding Yuehua said.
This made Bao Zheng muttered in his heart when he heard this, and he used a microscope to expand this sentence ten thousand times and think, do you Ding Yuehua want to use this as an excuse to get me Bao Zheng off, do you want to take my yang energy?
Yes, there are such examples in many ghost stories, when the female ghost is not enough, she has to find a good man to have sex with her, which is too awkward, that is, to confuse the man and let him mate with him, and store some large amount of sperm in his stomach, so that it can be converted into a magical power, like the enriched uranium used to make an atomic bomb, which can be converted into super energy.
But Bao Zheng's concerns don't stop there, he is afraid that the women who are infected with his subordinates will not sound good, although dyeing beautiful women will not damage the image of men, but it will damage the quality of men, do you want to cooperate with Zhanzhao in the future? Isn't it disgusting to meet again?
Let it be, pay attention to yourself, and hopefully not let this happen, Helen is my ultimate goal. Bao Zheng thought of Helen's heart was sweet, he always had never seen such a peugeot girl in his heart, because when he saw it, he was already close to a girl and a woman, and the changes would not be very different, if it was to develop in terms of good looks, it would be even more fascinating to men.
Just as Ding Yuehua intended, Bao Zheng put on the clothes called Huazi that Ding Yuehua had already prepared for him, and also covered his hair on his eyebrows, and his whole face could only be seen through the gaps in his hair.
"Stand up and let me see," Ding Yuehua stood at a distance from Bao Zheng and watched, and after looking at it for a while, he continued: "In this way, you can't see that you are an official, just like a fool, and you won't attract the attention of the city defenders." ”
"You're satisfied, but I'm feeling sticky, the clothes are so dirty. What kind of weird smell is there? Bao Zheng stood in front of Ding Yuehua like a child, like a child standing in front of his mother. Because ignorance has no opinion of its own.
"You still think I'm asking you to be the king, or you to be the groom's officer, you have to be decent, and you will be beautiful!" Ding Yuehua is playing Bao Zheng like a monkey. But it is also the need of the job.
After Ding Yuehua finished speaking, Bao Zheng stayed still, she walked into a forest and soon took out two tall horses, walked to Bao Zheng's side and said: "You can always ride a horse, let's walk on horseback for a while first, and wait until we reach the city of Sparta." Let's get off the horse and walk again......"
"Although I can ride a horse, don't wait for you to go crazy and beat the horse into the air, I can't stand it, don't blame me if you fall me to death! I'll start with you. "Bao Zheng's nature is also a person who is never in a hurry, and he is mainly steady in doing things and walking.
"I know, but it's not like you're thinking about it and walking in all directions, and this horse doesn't doze off?"
"Anxious ......" Bao Zheng wanted to say that she couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, but she thought that this sentence was used to refer specifically to consensual intercourse between men and women, and she was afraid that Ding Yuehua would be misled at this time. If you really let yourself eat her hot tofu, then you will be let Ding Yuehua eat her own soy milk, isn't this a loss.
"Just believe in the reins, let it run a little slowly, it's too slow for half a beat, right?" Ding Yuehua said.
"I'll think about it, and if I can, I'll try to do it as quickly as I can, you think. In fact, I'm more anxious than you, Helen's goods are like a wallet on the side of the road, and they may be picked up by passers-by at any time. I am a man running in a hurry on this road......" After Bao Zheng said this, he immediately had great doubts about himself, this is his own spring words, and it is the content of male dreams. Why did you say it in front of a woman? Shame me on.
"You put your good spring aside first, and when we rescue Zhanzhao, Zhanzhao and I will take care of the little Golden Fleece and send you directly to Helen's belly...... Do you want me and Zhanzhao to help you insert it? Ding Yuehua was right, but she just helped Bao Zheng insert it. This made Bao Zheng a little uncomfortable to hear, he thought to himself, my egg is dead?
I have never been to a place before, and I really let Bao Zheng blind lead the blind donkey to give this single-plank bridge. The city of Sparta, in Bao Zheng's eyes, was at the foot of a hill, consisting of several temples and several village houses, with the larger palace in the middle. A few old mothers selling vegetables in front of the gate should be the guards and sentinels of the whole city.
Ding Yuehua has always followed Bao Zheng, and she treats Bao Zhengquan as if she has been here and is an acquaintance here.
Bao Zheng walked up to an old woman selling vegetables and said: "I'll buy a handful of cabbage ......" Bao Zheng took the opportunity to buy a little cabbage and gave the old woman a big gold brick, which was a hidden inquiry.
"You have given too much money, please take a small amount of money!" Said the old woman selling vegetables.
"So be it, no petty money. May I ask you about a person whose name is Zhan Zhao, and he is my nephew. Bao Zheng used the excuse to ask the old woman about Zhanzhao's whereabouts.
The old woman selling vegetables was afraid that her companion would hear it, so she pulled the corner of Bao Zheng's clothes with her hand, but the corner of her clothes broke as soon as she pulled it, but the meaning was not broken. Bao Zheng followed the old woman and walked away a few steps, and the old woman whispered to Bao Zheng, "Is your nephew an Oriental?" ”
"Yes!" Bao Zheng said.
"A little white face!"
"Yes." Bao Zheng only said (How did Jesus come to English?) )。
Ding Yuehua heard the old woman say that she was a little white face, so she approached Bao Zheng and the old woman.
"I heard that he was a bad guy and was locked up in a water prison by the king...... Don't say I said it. I'm the gatekeeper here, and the war has killed all the men. The old woman went back to her place, selling vegetables and guarding the door.
Ding Yuehua seemed to see that Bao Zheng was a little sluggish, so she took Bao Zheng's hand and walked in the direction pointed by the old woman.
When they came to a high wall, Ding Yuehua said, "Can you jump over it yourself?" ”
"You see I look like a pig, if I can be thin like a monkey, I can jump over. You went in alone to rescue Zhanzhao, and I was waiting here? Bao Zheng frowned, looked at Ding Yuehua with wide eyes, and said.
"I'll call you master, I'll leave you here, and when I can't get in or out, you can steal and have fun, right?" Ding Yuehua really guessed Bao Zheng's thoughts, he was afraid that he would not be able to get out.
Hearing Ding Yuehua break his mind, he had no choice but to smile innocently, and said honestly like a good child: "I really can't get by, unless you pick me up and throw me in." ”
Ding Yuehua didn't hear Bao Zheng say throw it away. Really forgot this trick, thinking of this, Ding Yuehua bent down and picked up Bao Zheng, jumped and took off over the high wall.
When Ding Yuehua landed, he didn't put down Bao Zheng immediately, but hugged Bao Zheng tighter in his arms, and just ran towards the place where there was a door. Bao Zheng was like a chick on her chest......
Ding Yuehua held Bao Zheng in one hand and Zhan Lu Sword in the other, dressed in night clothes, and captured a gatekeeper alive in front of the first door and asked: "Take me to release Zhanzhao who is locked in the water prison, otherwise I will kill you with a sword!" ”
"No, mother. I'll take you there......" The caretaker trembled with fright, like chaff.
"The ...... of the ward round," Ding Yuehua pointed at the captive with his sword, and the captive said as he walked inside.
Finally came to Zhanzhao's room, Zhanzhao's appearance only became a little thinner, but the general outline was still maintained, so that people could recognize this person as Zhanzhao at a glance.
Ding Yuehua didn't say a word, and after looking at Zhanzhao eye to eye, he used the Zhan Lu sword in his hand to cut off Zhanzhao's hanging anklet. Picked up and retreated, when out of the last door, Bao Zheng was the last to go, and was pulled by this captive person, because Bao Zheng was also afraid that he would be pulled by this ghost in the end. He secretly sped up, and because of the force of inertia, the corner of the garment was pulled off again.
Bao Zheng only felt his body tremble for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that he was almost caught. Because a corner of his clothes was broken, Bao Zheng was very happy about the dress given by Ding Yuehua, otherwise he would definitely die.
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Bao Zheng, Ding Yuehua, and Zhanzhao, they found a temple. The temple looks like a ruined temple from the outside, but inside it is resplendent with gold. It is located at the foot of a large hillside, facing south and backing north. It is a very good feng shui treasure.
Bao Zheng sat alone at the gate of the temple, also for Ding Yuehua and Zhanzhao. In fact, it was not what Bao Zheng thought, Ding Yuehua was just feeding soup for Zhanzhao, and this goods had to go to the small stream in front of the temple gate every day to catch soft-shelled turtles. Keep Zhanzhao's body non-sticky for a hundred days, and don't even look at Zhanzhao's number, for fear that once you see it, it won't be extinguished, this is before Zhanzhao recovers, it will leave Zhanzhao sick and disabled, and this bit of energy should be kept for Zhanzhao to recover his body. As a woman with both beauty and wisdom, how can she not understand this? How can this not be refrained?
Bao Zheng has become a house slave for these two people, and he has to work hard every day to create a good environment for them, so that they can quickly recuperate their bodies so that they can find the Golden Fleece, so as to complete the initial double happiness with Helen.
One afternoon a hundred days later, Zhan Zhao and Ding Yuehua really went to find the Golden Fleece and came to Bao Zheng, Zhan Zhao knelt down on his feet and said: "In order to thank Lord Bao for saving his life, Ding Yuehua and I went to kill the seven dragons, eight tigers and seventy-two monsters......"
It seems that it is true, Zhanzhao Ding Yuehua, both of them are covered in blood, and they have gone through an all-out desperate fight. This made Bao Zheng feel very satisfied, thinking that this effort was really not in vain, man, aren't they all doing their best for the goal in their hearts? As for the purpose of his efforts, each man has his own thoughts, and he will never be satisfied until he dies.
Bao Zheng held the Golden Fleece in both hands, and imagined in his heart that this was the beautiful girl Helen who was holding no cloth, the freshness in his heart, the sweetness, if he didn't have an age, he wanted to jump up, or laugh wildly......
This golden fleece is held in Bao Zheng's hands, it weighs more than ten pounds, and it really tastes soft as gold when touched by hand.
"Your Excellency, don't go yet!" Ding Yuehua knew Bao Zheng's purpose for asking for the Golden Fleece, but when he saw Bao Zheng holding the Golden Fleece in a daze, he thought that Bao Zheng had forgotten about exchanging the Golden Fleece for Helen's B, so he reminded him.
"Thank you both for your help!" After saying that, Bao Zheng turned around and walked out of the temple gate, and was almost knocked down by the threshold when he crossed the threshold. (To be continued.) )