For a person like Wang Kefan, who can be called full of economy, there is no difficulty in giving an off-script speech at all. Wang Kefan could have quoted Aristotelian ancient Greece to Obama-era America, but he didn't. Wang Kefan chose a way to tell jokes, and the main content is to make fun of himself.

After using "you come to Stanford University is a very wise choice" as an introduction and winning the satisfaction of the school director, Wang Kefan turned his speech into a complaining conference.

“…… When I was in middle school, I tried to pursue a girl who looked beautiful at the time, and I chased her for two months, and during those two months, I didn't have a single breakfast, and I saved the money and bought a gift to give to her on her birthday. She looked at me and said, 'You're a good person. Later, there was no later.

This incident made me understand a truth in junior high school, that is, if you are not handsome enough, and the family does not have a lot of money, then you should not spend your time pursuing girls. So when I was in high school, I spent all my time studying. This choice brought me a very big reward, I was admitted to a school in China that is not outrageously bad.

After graduating, I chose to return to my hometown to work, but my boss didn't notice my talent, and my boss hated others for being smarter than him, so I worked in that company for two whole years, and they didn't give me a chance to participate in the creation of the business.

I slept in a leaky room, and every night all sorts of bugs crawled out of the corners of the house, and every time I saw a centipede crawling over my bed, I wondered when the damn day would pass. This thought went on for a long time, but I always told myself that if I gritted my teeth and stayed up, everything would be fine. But it turned out to be a stupid idea. I didn't realize at the time that leaving was the best option.

One day when I was taking the bus home, I saw the MV being played on TV, a little white face dancing and singing, singing is terrible, dancing has no beauty, just handsome. I had just been blackmailed by my boss for one-twentieth of my salary that day, so I was very angry to see that someone could mix so well with just one face. I think a handsome man like me, and he sings well, why should he sleep in a house full of reptiles?

In fact, when I started to have this thought, my life began to change. Coincidentally, a week later, I resigned from the company due to a misunderstanding. My parents lived in the country, and they all dreamed of seeing me get ahead, and I thought there were two ways to make me famous. One, I can go to the Olympics, and second, I can do acting.

Later, I inquired and found out that if I participated in the Olympics as an individual, I would have to pay a million dollars in sponsorship fees, so I gave up on this plan. After that, it was very simple, I embarked on the road of singing, and a year later I became famous all over the country, and then I seized the opportunity to hold a non-stop concert in Cannes for half a month, so the whole world knew about me.

Later, I also married my current wife, and I think the girl who gave me the good person card at that time must regret it very much now. I would like to take this opportunity to say to the girl in front of the TV: If you had agreed to be with me at that time, I might not have been able to be admitted to university, and I would not have been able to enter the company that made me change my mind, and it would be impossible to stand here today to share my life story with so many people, Ah Hua, thank you! ……”

Wang Kefan's bizarre speech lasted for half an hour, and by the time he stepped off the stage, the people in the auditorium had already fallen half of the laughter.

Hennis covered his stomach to replace Wang Kefan, opened his mouth, and couldn't help but giggle, just like a hen laying eggs.

The opening ceremony ended with laughter.

The crowd gradually dispersed, except for Xue Jiangze, who didn't understand English, his face still didn't change, and everyone else looked like they were starved of oxygen.

Henness clutched his stomach and gasped with difficulty, "NK, you're a good comedian, I finally know why you can write songs like 'Workingday'......"

Wang Kefan said seriously: "Mr. Principal, in fact, what I am best at writing is bitter love songs, but unfortunately the current market does not accept it. ”

Henness laughed out of his habitual surname, and now he wanted to laugh when he heard what Wang Kefan said, he couldn't help but snort twice, and then was helped down by his assistant.

Thomson was relieved, he walked up to Wang Kefan, first took a deep breath defensively, and then said: "Professor Wang, you still have 4 class hours missing this year, I will inform you after the course is arranged." Also, do you plan to renew your contract with our school next year? ”

Wang Kefan replied without thinking about it: "Of course I want to renew the contract, but I hope to reduce the class time a little more, after all, my time is very insufficient." ”

"I understand this, but 10 class hours a year is the minimum limit." Thomson was puzzled.

Wang Kefan thought that 10 class hours should always be able to squeeze out, and after thinking about it, he didn't bother with this time. After all, the title of professor at Stanford University is also very important to him, you know, this is the biggest sign that distinguishes him from ordinary stars or artists.

The contract renewal has long been prepared, Wang Kefan followed Thomson to the president's office, and after signing his name, Wang Kefan got the opportunity to teach at Stanford University for another three years. And Stanford University is also very reasonable, given Wang Kefan's current worth, their salary is 5 million US dollars a year, which is enough to prevent other schools from poaching Wang Kefan.

When he came out of school, Wang Kefan ran into a little trouble.

The number of fans and reporters was too much, and Xue Jiangze fought hard to escort him to the hotel.

Standing in the elevator, Xue Jiangze, who has always shown a fierce attitude, actually trembled with his legs.

He shook his head and laughed at himself: "No, after all, I'm old, and I can't do so many people......"

Wang Kefan looked at his broken sleeves, and said happily: "Fortunately, I am agile, otherwise there would be more than these two sleeves that have been scratched......

The elevator door opened, and as soon as I walked out, I found two white men standing in the doorway.

Xue Jiangze was very alert to Wang Kefan, and shouted with a serious face: "Who are you?" ”

The old man standing at the door turned his head, and Wang Kefan recognized him at a glance.

James Cameron touched his stomach and said angrily: "Professor Wang, you are finally back......"

Wang Kefan immediately stepped forward and asked with concern: "Director Cameron, what's wrong with you?" ”

Cameron's assistant on the side was very distressed and said, "He listened to your speech just now......"

(To be continued)