Chapter 640: There's a Fat Man in Every Story

When Wang Zhuo and the others entered the crazy bar in a low-key manner, the atmosphere in the venue was in full swing.

Feilong invited the most popular folk talk show host in the United States, the reason why it is called "the most popular folk" is because this buddy's mouth keeps swearing words and foul language, which is purely a commodity who can't go on the formal stage, but his hosting level is really good, especially his adaptability and hosting style, which is deeply loved by people.

Although this kind of sweary hosting style cannot be on radio and television, it is very popular in reality and on the Internet, and it is the same as the contemporary Northeast two, to put it bluntly, it is "playing and burying".

At this moment, the black fat man with the microphone in his hand was mobilizing the enthusiasm of the guests again, pulling people to the stage to "show up and say", and accepting his interview-style obscene questions. Wang Zhuo and his party entered through the side door of the bar, but they did not attract much attention.

The atmosphere in the venue was warm and the voices were bursting, Wang Zhuo turned his face curiously as he walked, and penetrated the walls around him with his see-through eyes to see what kind of activities made the venue so noisy.

At this glance, he couldn't help but laugh.

The lobby of this bar is somewhat like a fashion show hall, with a catwalk in the center, surrounded by bar tables with wide spacing, and the whole hall is large, with the bar counter opposite the catwalk.

On the waist-high catwalk, a fat black man in a suit held a microphone in his hand, chattering about something, his expression was rich and exaggerated, his speech was fast, smooth and tongue-twisting, and next to him stood three young men, whose expressions seemed to be a little restrained, with a somewhat embarrassed and embarrassed smile on their faces.

It turned out that the fat host was convincing them to take off their pants and show everyone the results of their strengthening. The audience of more than 200 people cheered, which showed how inappropriate this activity was for children and how popular it was.

"What is the fat dragon doing, why is it so noisy." Lu Weimin muttered to Wang Zhuo.

Wang Zhuo nodded with a smile: "It seems to be having a good time." ”

said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, and the fat dragon happened to come out at this time, and walked quickly to the two with a smile, and opened his arms to give Wang Zhuo a bear hug first.

Wang Zhuo snorted slightly, this product has a hint of elegant men's perfume on it, and it is obviously not a cheap product.

"Haha, leader, long time no see!" Feilong let go of Wang Zhuo, slapped Lu Weimin, and said heartily: "Come with me, let's rest for a while and have a good chat!" ”

Leaving the bodyguards in the corridor, the three of them came to the office prepared by Feilong, Wang Zhuo looked Feilong up and down, and found that this kid had changed a lot in the past six months.

Today's fat dragon is backed by the big tree of the king of wealth, and he still has the scarce resource of big man enhancers in his hands, and his identity has already risen again and again, not the obscene man who went to the hair salon at the end of the street to spend a hundred yuan and save himself with his unemployed sister-in-law. He now has a close cooperative relationship with the United States and Japan, the two largest exporters of adult entertainment, coupled with the support of big man enhancers, he seems to have become a big man. Coaxing, talking and talking is arrogant, and the life is really chic.

But in front of Wang Zhuo, he was still the obscene fat man, and he couldn't put on any posture. The more comfortable the days pass, the more deeply he can remember how everything about himself came about, it doesn't matter if he gets carried away, the key is to see who he is.

"You kid got a tattoo?" Wang Zhuo saw a small tattoo on his neckline, and asked with a frown.

The fat dragon smiled, unbuttoned his shirt, and said, "It's just a little trick, show you!" ”

A very simple tattoo with only one line of clear and clear English letters, "yadultorld". Translating into Chinese is welcome to my adult world.

And the initials of this line of English are written horizontally on him a little below his collarbone, and the last few letters of Orld have disappeared into his shorts!

"Vulgar, too vulgar." Lu Weimin shook his head again and again.

Wang Zhuo laughed and scolded: "You actually tattoo this kind of thing, your brain is in water?" ”

"It's called personality, don't you think?" The fat dragon screamed aggrievedly: "Everyone else thinks it's cool, is there something wrong with the aesthetics of the two of you?" ”

"I don't have a common language with you." Wang Zhuo waved his hand angrily and smiled, and said angrily: "You have learned this in the United States for more than half a year?" ”

Look down on people! The fat dragon snorted, "I've changed a lot. ”

Wang Zhuo pouted and nodded playfully, the fat man had pierced his ears, wore a thick and bright silver ring on it, a fat face was white and tender, his half-inch-long short hair was left in a palm-sized place at the back of his head, and he wore a "teapot braid", and he wore a finger-thick gold chain on his neck and wrists, and a green jade ring on the ring finger of his left hand.

Turning his face to Lu Weimin and smiling faintly, Wang Zhuo quipped: "Just like him, if an English word pops up in two sentences, it will be more individual." ”

Lu Weimin pointed at the fat dragon, and couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and the two of them squeezed it like this, so that the fat dragon scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, so he had to laugh.

Wang Zhuoyang raised his chin and deliberately teased: "Is it that the moon in the United States is rounder than in our country?" ”

"Not really." The fat dragon rolled his eyes and said proudly: "But don't be unconvinced, the American girl is more energetic than the domestic one!" ”

This ...... Wang Zhuo and Lu Weimin were speechless for a moment, this dead fat man is really three sentences that do not deviate from his true colors, no wonder the nickname of the Chinese hairy pig is called so loudly!

However, Feilong's sentence is really difficult for the two to refute, China is a multi-ethnic country, and it has a slight advantage in the complexity of the race, with the small and gentle women in the south of the Yangtze River, the hearty atmosphere of the girls in the north, and the alien customs of some ethnic minorities; In many cities in China, it is difficult to see a few blacks or whites, but in the United States, everyone has more than one ethnic group, and you can see them on this land!

So Feilong said that American girls are more energetic, Wang Zhuo and Lu Weimin really can't say anything, like Feilong, a "breeding pig"-like human, the United States can indeed provide him with more fertile soil!

Seeing Wang Zhuo and Lu Weimin looking at each other with strange expressions, Feilong suddenly became proud, patted his round belly, and said: "Don't look at my brother, my image is not very prominent when I am in China, people here think I am very handsome, you can despise me, saying that this is a foreign monk chanting, but I am really popular here." ”

Wang Zhuo laughed dumbly, Feilong's words are not bragging, Americans' aesthetics are different from Asians, the most popular Asian supermodels in this land are ugly in Asia, Feilong's image is indeed relatively lacking in women's popularity in China, and it needs to be packaged and packaged again, and then a lot of money can be thrown into order to succeed in taking the girl, and in the magical land of the United States, maybe there are really beautiful foreign girls who like his type.

"Forget it, let's get down to business." Wang Zhuo waved his hand helplessly, and said in his heart that this may be the cultural difference, he thinks that the tattoo of the fat dragon is ugly, maybe this tone is popular in the United States, why do you follow this heart!

"yes, let's see what's going down there!" The fat dragon jumped to his feet, walked quickly to a wall, and pressed a few times on a switch controller, and the large oil painting on the wall quickly rose, revealing a large glass window behind it.

Then press the switch, this office will be heard in the downstairs hall, it turns out that this office is the bar proprietress Camilla usually works, from here you can easily monitor the situation in the bar, such an office is not a secret, many entertainment venues have.

At this time, the host is sitting on the edge of the stage, and there is a band group on the stage playing hot rock music.

"The next show is guest PK," Fat Long said with a smile: "Have you heard the story of the crow drinking water?" Just use that method to pk, and the top three will have prizes. ”

"Crows drink water?" Lu Weimin shook his head again and again: "I haven't heard it, what is the story?" ”

"It's the story of the water level in that bottle that was too low, and the crow picked up a lot of stones and threw them into it, and when the water level rose, he drank the water." Wang Zhuo smiled dryly, pointed at the fat dragon and said, "You kid really knows how to play, I admire you more and more." ”

The PK competition soon began, and more than a dozen medical cylinders were lined up on the floor of the catwalk, filled with water, and the host announced that whichever "big man" had the most "drainage" would be the winner.

The so-called drainage, naturally is the volume of the ratio, only the length or only the circumference is not good, after entering the graduated cylinder, the water inside will overflow a part, and then take out, the smaller the scale of the graduated cylinder corresponding to the horizontal plane, it represents the greater the displacement, and the victory or defeat is clear at a glance.

"You kid, that's so. It's creative! "Lu Weimin is convinced, he is worthy of being a fat dragon, a lewd talent, the big man enhancer can have today's income and development, and the fat dragon is indispensable!

There was also a commotion in the venue, people were so surprised and admired by this competition, what kind of brain does it have to be to come up with the idea of this kind of competition, Nima Gobi, the Chinese hairy pig is amazing!

"You two, who's going to present the prize to the champion in a moment?" Feilong asked happily while watching the game.

"Let's go with Brother Min." Wang Zhuo immediately pushed this honor to his cousin, what are you kidding, he is also the king of wealth, and it is too undignified to award the champion of this kind of competition!

"What's the prize?" Lu Weimin, the captain of the Big Man, didn't care much about this, and asked casually.

"Hawaii Double Fly Three-Day Tour." Feilong shrugged, and just when Wang Zhuo and Lu Weimin felt that this reward was quite reliable, they continued: "The free female companion is last year's Huahua. Childe Girl of the Year. ”

This can also be done? Wang Zhuo patted his forehead with his hand with a smile, and always heard others say that everyone has an unreliable fat friend around him, and now it seems that this statement is really true!