Tell a joke
There is a person who opens a shop, and although the business is very bad, he will give a lot of things to everyone to eat for free every day (of course, it is not voluntary, because for some reason there is nothing to do, and he can only enjoy it). )
Some people are willing to pay for food, but many more are eating free food. (Free food and selling money are exactly the same.) )
But the boss doesn't care, he thinks that as long as everyone likes the food they make, they will be happy, and of course they will be even happier if they pay.
But the boss is not a professional, just for interest, opened this shop, sometimes the craftsmanship is good, sometimes not good, although the business is not good, but because every three or five people praise themselves, so they also persisted.
There are also many people who support the boss and say, boss, you need to cook these fine foods all day long, in this fast-paced society, it is useless, you have to learn McDonald's, KFC, and make fast food to make money!
Of course, the boss understands, but it is good to be able to make money, and his own persistence is more important.
But one day, the boss had a big brain and made a very strange food, a food that everyone found difficult to eat.
But this food is made by the boss with a lot of thought and energy, and it is difficult to eat at first, but if you chew it carefully, you will feel a lot of different things.
Many people think, oops, it's so unpalatable, forget it, swallow it in your stomach, and survive the time when the boss's brain is in water!
The boss was a little helpless, but he also understood everyone's thoughts, so he didn't say anything, just assured everyone that the dishes would be more and more delicious in the future.
Then one day, everyone came to eat as usual, and paid for it, and it was free.
Suddenly, someone shouted: "Boss, let me give you two opinions!" ”
"Actually, my two favorite restaurants to eat at are xx and xx (two well-known restaurants, and this small restaurant is one day and one place. What about your shop, in fact, I liked the dishes I made at the beginning, but then it was not delicious, but I could barely make do with it, so I have been eating it until today, but in the past two days, it is too unpalatable, you see, it is obvious that the craftsmanship is not at home, you say you don't have the ability, don't do it! It's so unpalatable! And your main dish, it's not salty when it's salty, it's not spicy when it's spicy, actually, I think this dish should be done this way, this way and that. However, I still like your food, although sometimes it is difficult to eat without craftsmanship. Well, the above is purely a personal feeling, don't spray if you don't like it, it's not black, let's communicate together! ”
The boss listened carefully to the guest's comments, thought about it, and then replied: "First of all, thank you very much for coming to my house to eat and support me, and secondly, you think that my dishes are not delicious because you don't have the heart to taste them, and finally, small business, if you can, please settle the account." ”
After that, the boss went back to cooking.
But this guest exploded: "I only spend money to eat delicious things, such as xx's shop, if it is too unpalatable, it is not worth it, it is too wasteful." ”
The owner is cooking.
The guest saw that the boss ignored him, and said again: "Your store is not worth paying for food, the money I spend is completely disproportionate to what I eat, it's not worth it!" ”
The owner is cooking.
The guest saw that the boss still ignored him, and said again: "Forget it, throw away your takeaway card, goodbye, no wonder the business is so bad, it turns out that there is a reason." ”
The owner is cooking.
The guest waited for the boss to scold and clear his name, but he didn't pay attention to himself for almost ten minutes, so he began to unite the masses again, ready to use the power of the masses to stand on the highest point of morality, so as to make everyone feel that the boss is a villain who only looks at money: "It's not easy to make money, money has to be spent on the blade, just hit soy sauce to make these eats, and let everyone pay for their hard-earned money, it's really unreasonable, it's meaningless to spray, I pour a cup of tea and watch you scold quietly." ”
The owner is cooking.
After about an hour, the boss finished cooking, came out, and said with a smile to the guest: "First, your logic is crooked, guest. Second, the guest you are SB. ”
The guest pretended to be calm and said to the other guests, look, the boss is really just a guy who can scold, it's not interesting to spray with him, and let's go! ”
The boss smiled and went back to cooking.
The next day, the guest showed up at the door on time, took a piece of food at the free counter, ate it with relish, and after eating, dropped a sentence: "It's so unpalatable!" Phew" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations, monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )