Chapter 258: Face-grabbing Heroes
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The two ends of the first rat have never been Liu Zhenzhen's character, and since the opportunity has come, Liu Zhenzhen generously proposed words to His Majesty the King and His Majesty the Pope, saying that he was not feeling well.
His Majesty and His Majesty smiled understandingly, both of them mistakenly believing that Richard, the shaman of the Divine Comedy, was ashamed of being snubbed by everyone, and had to retire early.
"Today is the parting dinner, and after tonight, I will not see you again for a while." Greck. His Majesty Tsar nodded lightly to the Divine Comedy Shaman: "The expedition to the desert human bandits in the Taklamargo Desert and the rescue of the princess are inseparable from your great assistance under Richard Crown!" When you return, there are still four main temples that you need to bless with the Divine Comedy Aura! Go back and rest early, I know you've been tired lately. β
"In fact, whether it is the temple or Your Majesty, we are all full of expectations for you under the crown of Richard." His Majesty raised the wine glass in his hand at Liu Zhenzhen, and smiled brightly.
"Thank you for the kindness of Your Majesty and His Majesty, I will do my best to fulfill the tasks entrusted to me by the Kingdom and the Temple, and shoulder the sacred duties of the Chief Shaman." Liu Zhenzhen looked at the hypocritical Pope, grinned, and uttered a bunch of unnutritious official words.
"Richard, before I leave, I have a few words of advice for you! I don't allow you to take risks personally, I don't allow you to go deep alone, I don't allow you to be too much in love. His Majesty the King said three nos to Liu Zhenzhen in a row, "The kingdom does not need and will never rely on a sacrifice to overcome obstacles on the battlefield!" All the sacrifice needs to do is bless the Beamon warriors with a war song, and that's it! I've studied all of your battles, and I'd like to say that it's best not to let me hear about you stepping into a pet and fighting enemy warriors in hand-to-hand combat. Sacrifices should stand at a safe distance, and fighting is the duty of pets and followers...... I can't imagine what a huge loss it would mean for the entire kingdom if something went wrong! β
"I will take your teachings to heart." Liu Zhenzhen nodded. His Majesty's words at least have a hint of visible sincerity, and this kind of Allah still touches Lao Liu very much.
"Although there will inevitably be casualties in the war, I hope that all the members of the sacrificial group who participated in the banquet today will still be standing here one by one at the celebration banquet after returning." His Majesty stood up and patted Liu Zhenzhen on the shoulder: "Complete this task for me!" β
"The enemy this time is not very strong, and this task given to Richard by His Majesty should not be difficult to achieve." Blatt laughed.
"I can't guarantee that! After all, I only have jurisdiction over five priests. Liu Zhenzhen has passed the age of shouting slogans as soon as the blood is hot, so he doesn't eat the Pope's boast: "But I can promise His Majesty and His Majesty one thingββββββ I will not let them lose a single hair if they follow me for the sacrifice!" β
Crazy enough. The Pope snorted and nodded in appreciation with a smile.
"I'm relieved to have your words!" His Majesty waved his hand, asked the chamberlain to serve two glasses of wine, handed a tall crystal cup full of bright red wine juice to Liu Zhenzhen, and touched the glass with a "ding": "Richard, we have made this glass of wine, which can be regarded as a good thing!" β
Liu Zhenzhen drained the wine in the glass in one gulp, wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth, greeted His Majesty the King and the Pope, and quietly retired.
The priests and nobles who exchanged their heads and ears squinted at the Divine Comedy shaman who had left in a hurry, and whispered about it.
"Neon, what do you think of this Divine Comedy shaman? And I mean honest evaluation. "Greck. His Majesty Thrall looked at the back of the Divine Comedy shaman, leaned over, put his head to Nixia's ear, and suddenly asked without a head.
"He is like a murder weapon, sharp enough, but if you are careless, you will hurt others and yourself..." What worries me the most is his unruly character, you and I both know that he is not a Pigg at all, but now we dare not deny it at all! With his current title as a Divine Comedy Shaman, if he is really a human worker, the consequences will ......."
"Hahaha......" King Beamon let out a hearty laugh, which was uninhibited and uninhibited by the nobles who were laughing in the distance.
The cardinal high priest Blatter was even more confused, he didn't understand what was funny about his words.
"Neon has too much heart for you..."Greck. His Majesty Tsar gently tapped his palms with the Golden Thorn Scepter and looked at the red-clothed High Priest: "... I disagree with you a little bit, and I admit that your assessment of this Divine Comedy shaman is very pertinent, but I don't agree with the part you left unfinished. β
The red-robed High Priest Blatter raised an eyebrow, noncommittal.
"The unknowability of the future is the driving force behind our progress." His Majesty raised a middle finger and shook it gently: "Your Majesty, there is a significant difference between me and you, you like to see things in the worst place, while I like to see things in the best place. In fact, there is no need to think too highly of this Divine Comedy shaman, how to work carefully with a political IQ like him? What human nation would have trained such a crappy man? Take 10,000 steps back, even if the future is exactly what you guessed, what's the use of worrying now? If it were helpful to worry about it, we in Beamon would not have been driven out of Karimdor to the Danube Wilderness. β
The Pope shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Whether this is the case or not, in order to prevent it, we should take necessary measures to strangle this dangerous possibility in the cradle......
"But the question is that we gambled?" His Majesty the King interrupted the Pope's words with a wry smile: "It is better to kill a thousand by mistake than to spare one, this barbaric and bloody practice is simply as inferior to Richard's political emotional intelligence!" Every time I look through the historical archives of the inventory, I will sigh for the sacrifice of the earth three hundred years ago Platini, Beamon has lost a sacrificial myth Plati for no reason, I don't want to lose another sacrificial myth in my hands! In fact, this time I joined forces with you to completely isolate him politically, which is already the most powerful precautionary measure; Although our life is not easy compared to the common people, it is not to the point of uncovering the stalks, right? What else do you need to worry about in the absence of political conditions and outside incentives? β
"Don't think about it any more, my Nizen." Greck. His Majesty Sal smiled freely: "The sea never worries about being flooded by streams. β
When the Pope heard this, the muscles in his face spasmed, and he forced out a hard smile: "Maybe, I may indeed be a little too careful. β
His Majesty smiled and clinked glasses with the red-clad High Priest.
Liu Zhenzhen, who was in a hurry, sneezed seven times in a row, and spitting at Xingzi sprayed several big beauties on the opposite side.
"Holy! It must be a cold, I was crazy for too long last night, and I forgot to cover the quilt. Liu Zhen smiled ambiguously, wiped his nose, and closed the curtain of the carriage with a hula.
This kind of luxury carriage with two eight-legged giant horses is the special seat frame of the lord of Fei Leng Cui, adhering to the huge style of Beamon, made of the best teak, the body painting alone costs two pounds of gold, which is customized under the repeated request of the butler Mr. Jabbar, there are three of them, which is very suitable for the lord to put on the scoreββββββ and it is true, the three gold-painted carriages are lined up in Shabak City, and passers-by are all looking sideways.
"Phew!" Several proprietresses were embarrassed by his words, and their pretty faces turned crimson.
"That's what it was!" Liu Zhenzhen became more and more energetic: "I did ...... last night"
"Alright, Richard!" Ning Yu interrupted him with disgust, grabbed the handle of the carriage, moved to Liu Zhenzhen's side, took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped the snot on Liu Zhenzhen's nose, and asked softly: "Let me ask you, are you sure about this plan?" β
Just now, Richard had already explained the so-called secret plan along the way, not a series of sneezes, he still had to brag about it, and Ning Yu finally understood the reason why he had been mysterious these days.
Liu Zhenzhen's plan is a bit absurd to say, he actually wants to use the two "transformation capitals" taken out of the heads of the second and third young people, transform into the appearance of Mourinho, and then go to trick the Medusa witch doctor to help the little parrot and one detoxificationββββββ this plan is not only extremely bold, but also requires an indispensable external condition: Mourinho must not be present.
The absurd behavior of Lord Fei Leng Cui is not only this time, I think that in order to meet the mercenaries in the first place, he once petrified all over his body, pretending to be a stone god on the Barbarian Ancient Plains and then suddenly attacked, so everyone is not surprised this time.
The other proprietresses did not express their opinions on this plan, and remained silent for the time being, not knowing whether they were frightened by the words of the officials or considering whether the plan could be successful.
"I feel very sure!" Liu Zhenzhen sniffed hard and said excitedly: "I was originally going to fight with open fire to rob people, but now that Mourinho is gone, it is better not to rob or not to rob, because once the robbery is over, it will definitely start, and it will be difficult for Helen to be caught in the middle." β
"What is wrong with me, Mentor Cui Beiqian knows to help Mentor Mourinho, and I naturally know who I should help." Helen's beautiful big eyes flickered, and she sent a charming autumn spinach to Liu Zhenzhen: "There is nothing sandwiched in the middle, you have already returned the flesh and blood to him, those two swords are stabbed in my heart, and it is too unreasonable for me to continue to sway!" β
"I love to hear that!" Liu Zhen laughed.
"I don't think it's a bit risky, you know, once these two 'Transformation Packs' are worn close to the body, they will immediately block out all the elemental power, what if you are in danger?" Ning Yu asked, "At that time, you were just an ordinary Smai!" β
"Who would dare to attack Mourinho in Shabak City? What are the dangers? I'm not afraid of danger if it's really dangerous, I'll tear off at most two packs and show a spicy appearance! Liu Zhenzhen pinched his chin, frowned and said, "But the consequences of that are ......"
"If that's the case, your local noble titles will definitely be deposed completely, wiped to the end, and at most for the title of Divine Comedy Shaman, you will be sentenced to imprisonment for life instead of hanging." Helen said.
"But if we don't do this, we will have fire to rob people, and if we don't get it right, we will die!" Liu Zhenzhen shook his head: "Everyone is Beamon, it's just a matter of fighting, it's really boring to fight to the death." β
"It's not impossible." Daisy, who had never spoken, smiled faintly: "I used to dress like a man, studying in the major academies of the human world, and I never made any mistakes. β
"Oh? Daisy, you're going to transform too? Why haven't I heard you talk about it before? Liu Zhenzhen shrugged his eyebrows and asked in surprise.
"Nonsense! I won't tell you when we first met at Razor Mountain! Daisy glanced at Lao Liu: "You don't remember?" I told you before that I studied religion at the seminary of San Francisco, philosophy at the Van Empire, and combat command at the Knight Academy in the Duchy of Neuville! At that time, I went in with a makeover, and I went in with a fairy dragon shape, can I still get out? It's not a big deal to be able to change my face, I'm not transforming, no one else knows how to transform except for the druid, I just used the 'Artist Mask'. β
"What is an 'entertainer mask'?" Liu Zhenzhen's face was invincible.
"The fairy dragons and colorful dragons in our dragon city walk in the world, so we have to make ourselves ordinary in order not to shock the world, right?" The 'Artist's Mask' is a kind of magic prop that is a specialty of the elves, and almost everyone in Dragon City has a pair, and after this mask is attached to the face, it can change its appearance into another appearance. Of course. The body shape does not change. Daisy spread her hands out and made an exaggerated "Oh my God, you don't know."
Liu Zhenzhen pursed his lips, and his heart turned out to be a magic prop, damn! If there was such a thing in the army, the subjects of disguise and makeup penetration would probably be much easier.
"That's not right! Don't you dragons never use magic items and equipment? Helen covered her mouth and looked at Daisy with a snicker.
"I brought out a total of two props from Dragon City, a silkworm soft armor, an artist mask, and not amplification and attack equipment, what can't I use? Besides, without the help of the colorful dragon, without these two props, I walked alone in the world, in case I was not careful, wouldn't it be a good name for a certain dragon slaying hero? You see, now I'm not using it again! Daisy pursed her lips in disdain.
"Tsk...... I can't see it.,It turns out that the two dragon cities are still a bit of a collector's place.,I'll just say.,How to say it! Liu Zhenzhen raised his wrist and looked at the time on the "Twelve Hour Wrist Wheel", "Tomorrow at noon, you remember to remind me, I want to send a flame letter to the old man, ask him to equip those dragonmen with a little magic equipment, and then let them come to Fei Lengcui!" β
"You actually want the dragons to pay for it?" Jorna's smile trembled: "The dragon god is above!" Richard, aren't you plotting with the tiger? Is this possible? It's usually impossible for our dragon clan to even tell our closest people about our own family background, let alone give it to you! Not to mention that Dragon City doesn't have any decent magic equipment, even if it does, it can't be given to you! β
"That's just as well." Liu Zhenzhen nodded, a moment of frustration, not long ago he asked Elder Andulan for a collection, who knew that the old man came to ask a question, and it was clear that it was the previous dragon clan's temper that was making trouble.
"Richard, let's get back to the point, I still have one of the biggest doubts that I haven't figured out." Ning Yu frowned and asked, "I heard Elder Andulan say that the three-dimensional transformation ability possessed by the second and third young flounder physiques is limited to three forms, and once fixed, it cannot be tampered with. Now that the terrestrial state has been fixed as a herdsman, and there are still empty and aquatic forms left, what do you do to transform into Mourinho? β
"Fool! Mourinho belongs to the Balde clan among Bimon, right? Liu Zhenzhen smiled and crooked his mouth: "Is the bird clan Beamon an empty or terrestrial habitat?" β
"But the Smai can't fly! Is this also considered an empty dwelling? Ning Yu blinked her eyes wide.
'I've tried it a long time ago and there's no problem with transforming into Mourinho.' Liu Zhenzhen smiled and said, "I even have my clothes ready these days!" The funniest thing for me is that the tailor shop doesn't feel strange about custom-made sacrificial robes at all, they even have finished products available, and it seems that I am not the only one who is ready to play with transformation...... I really don't understand, who made those sacrificial robes? β
"What's so strange about this! The human gentleman is also very fond of customizing the armor of the paladin and then swaggering through the market. Daisy laughed and said, "Who can afford it?" These children of the nobility, even if they are swaying around in sacrificial robes, who still dares to accuse them of not doing it? Your sacrificial robe is not the Emperor's crown! β
"Damn!" Liu Zhenzhen shook his head: "These little kids really have nothing to do!" β
"Wait, I'm still a little dizzy, why is the Smai in an empty form? Could it be that in ancient times, before they were given the 'Song of the Forbidden Sky' by the god of war Kampas, they once had the ability to fly? Ning Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I think the Smai swan people should be regarded as the official form of the land habitat." β
"Who knows." Liu Zhenzhen sneered: "Maybe Simai is destined to belong to the 'birdman'!" β
"What's the use of saying a thousand things and ten thousand! Now that Richard has everything in place, what are you waiting for? Daisy squeezed her pink fist with a clap clap sound: "Let's do it!" β
Liu Zhenzhen lit a cigar, took a big puff of cigarette, and tilted his head sideways at several other proprietresses.
Ning Yu bit her lip and thought about it for a while, then nodded.
"But... But... What will happen if Mourinho's mentor knows about it in the future? This matter can't be covered with paper, sooner or later you have to know! Helen asked timidly.
"The so-called things have changed, what can he do without evidence?" Ruo Erna sneered, fanned the cigar in front of her, and said delicately: "Don't worry Richard, I support you!" Be sure to put this on his side! β
"That's it!" Liu Zhenzhen exhaled a puff of thick cigar smoke, his fingers tightened, and the scorching sparks and tobacco shreds and fingers were sprinkled one after another: "I have to go to the clichΓ© again!" Let's see if he is in collusion with the Sea Clan, and if he is behind betraying Avril! β