(874) There you have it
Liu Shiyu and Fu Chenxue got into the car in the middle, and Xu Chao took Lin Banxiang and Qinghuang to the car in the back. Fu Chenxue got into the car and found an old fox looking at him and smiling.
Fu Chenxue was stunned and said, "Minister Peng-"
Peng Shucheng smiled: "Is it unexpected? I love to see you flattered! ”
Fu Chenxue and Liu Shiyu had just sat down, and when they heard Peng Shucheng's words, they suddenly had a black line on their faces: "Am I flattered?" That one...... Minister Peng, have you been dizzy, swollen, bitter in your mouth, wheezing, night sweats, numbness in your hands and feet, nausea, and sometimes intermittent tinnitus? ”
Peng Shucheng's expression changed drastically, he knew that Fu Chenxue's medical skills were amazing, and these symptoms were what had bothered him very much recently, could it be ...... He didn't dare to think about it, and asked, "Chenxue, what you said is not wrong at all, I ...... What's going on with me? ”
Fu Chenxue looked at him deeply and said with a smile: "Congratulations - you have it!" ”
"Huh?" Peng Shucheng and Liu Shiyu's eyes widened suddenly, even if a thunderbolt fell on their ears, they would not be so shocked: Yes? What does that mean? Could it be that the dignified Minister Peng is pregnant? This...... It's too wicked, isn't it?
It took Peng Shucheng a long time to come back to his senses, slapped the back heavily, and roared: "Fu Chenxue, you little rabbit cub make it clear, what does Lao Tzu have...... With what? ”
Fu Chenxue said unhurriedly: "In addition to being sick, what else can you have?" ”
Peng Shucheng's expression suddenly relaxed, and his heart fell back to its original place, scolding: "Damn, if you are sick, you are sick, can you make it clear?" Lao Tzu thought that his stomach was happy. Speaking of this, he suddenly realized something, and his face changed again: "You...... You say Lao Tzu is sick? ”
Fu Chenxue smiled slightly: "You can't eat or sleep well for the wolf's teeth these days, you will naturally get angry in a hurry, and you don't know moderation at night, the old cow eats tender grass, and the original five-minute work has to get a pill to last for half an hour, and the essence will naturally fail, and even the gods can't stand it like this, you are a mortal fetus, if you are not sick, it is strange." ”
"Little rabbit, ...... you" Peng Shucheng's old face turned bloody, and a mouthful of blood turned in his throat, almost vomiting ten thousand peach blossoms.
"Haha......" Liu Shiyu slammed his fist on the backrest, cramping with pleasure, and almost bursting his intestines with laughter. Fu Chenxue, this kid is too good, right? Even the feared "King Peng Yan" dares to tease, and his courage is really not ordinary fat. Looking at Peng Shucheng's miserable green face, and then thinking about the arrogant appearance of this old thief who usually has a dead face in front of him, his heart is more comfortable than drinking half a jar of ice water on dog days. He winked at Fu Chenxue, quietly stretched out his thumb again, and said in a lip whisper: "It's really powerful-"
It took Peng Shucheng a long time before he slowly exhaled a breath and scolded: "I know what you little rabbit cub is calculating in your heart, don't you just want me to drive you away?" Sue you, Lao Tzu is not angry, he is not fooled, you will die of that heart. In this life, you are born as a person of 'national security', and you are a ghost of 'national security' when you die! What's wrong with Lao Tzu being sick? I'm sick and I'm happy, people eat whole grains, which one doesn't get sick? Lao Tzu is the groom every night, if you don't have a sore waist and knees, yin deficiency and kidney loss or something, that is intolerable...... Hey, little bunny, you want to fight with me, it's still very tender! ”
"I'm sick, I'm happy?" Liu Shiyu saw Peng Shucheng's triumphant appearance, and when he opened his mouth, he said in his heart: "You fucking think you are Zhang Huimei, I think you are not sick, but cheap!" ”
Fu Chenxue didn't make a sound, as if this result had already been expected by him. Peng Shucheng saw that Fu Chenxue was silent, as if he had punched him in the air, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, he squinted at Fu Chenxue from the corner of his eye, and suddenly softened again, how gentle and gentle his voice was: "Chenxue, I know your medical skills are good, you see...... What is the silver bullet that can cure this little problem of mine? ”
"A little problem?" Liu Shiyu almost laughed, if this disease is prolonged and his vitality fails, even if he will not die immediately, he will completely bury the "sexual happiness" of the second half of his life, and the man will be reduced to the situation of taitai, which is really worse than death.
Fu Chenxue said lightly: "This kind of little problem can even be cured by Lang Zhong, who runs the rivers and lakes, what kind of panacea do you want?" ”
Liu Shiyu suddenly said: "Yes, you look at the kind of small advertisements posted all over the street, and the package is good, and one grain is effective...... Boss, do you want to try it? ”
Peng Shucheng glared at Liu Shiyu fiercely, and said coldly: "What am I trying?" Small advertisements are reliable, sows can go up trees! Do you think I've eaten my rice for nothing for decades? ”
Liu Shiyu shrank his neck and said with a smile: "In fact, this kind of small problem does not need to be treated at all, as long as you are willing to pay attention to diet and conditioning, and fast for another year and a half, you will still be full of red light?" ”
"Hmph, it's a bad idea!" Peng Shucheng glared at Liu Shiyu again, and said in his heart that he had fasted for a year and a half and was not allowed to touch women, I was not well ill, and there were no people! He looked at Fu Chenxue and asked, "Chenxue, is there any medicine that can cure my illness and keep me from falling into the groom every night?" ”
Fu Chenxue glanced at him and said quietly: "Yes!" ”
"Really?" Peng Shucheng was overjoyed, and immediately came to his senses, and couldn't wait to say: "Chenxue, tell me quickly...... What's the panacea? ”
Fu Chenxue slowly spit out two words: "Arsenic!" ”
"Huh", Liu Shiyu couldn't hold back anymore, and smiled backwards.
"Fu Chenxue, you little rabbit cub......" Peng Shucheng was so angry that his face turned blue on the spot.
Seeing the car entering the city, the three of them stopped laughing, and Peng Shucheng said: "Chenxue, the prime minister wants to see you later, you have a preparation in your heart!" ”
Fu Chenxue said "um" and stopped talking.
Liu Shiyu looked at Peng Shucheng and then at Fu Chenxue, and asked, "Chenxue, Xu Chao told you everything, right?" ”
Fu Chenxue nodded again. Liu Shiyu asked, "What do you think?" ”
Fu Chenxue thought for a while and said, "It seems that there is a link missing!" ”
"Oh? Tell me about it! ”
"Wolf Tooth has lived in the deep mountains and old forests since he was a child, and he must have nothing to do with the Yang family. No matter how good his kung fu is, he will not be immediately seen by Yang Xianhong, after all, in this era, no matter how powerful his martial arts are, he can't compare to powerful firearms, and this kind of power, the Yang family obviously does not lack; Moreover, even if the wolf tooth is thirsty for killing and barbarism, it will not immediately kill Yang Xianhong, the so-called 'harm' is obviously unconvincing, there is a key link missing in the middle, or it takes a hand to connect the two of them together! ”
Peng Shucheng and Liu Shiyu glanced at each other and did not speak, they both saw extreme shock in each other's eyes