Chapter 35: A Song Starts a Brawl (I)
Chapter 35: A Song Causes a Brawl (Part I)
It's terrible to be uneducated!
Zhang Le's words were very abrupt, and he did not name them, but when he said it at this time, it was self-evident.
It's terrible to be uneducated!
This does not seem to be a statement, and it can even be interpreted as the importance of learning cultural knowledge when it appears in a specific context. This is a sentence of encouragement, encouraging people to learn cultural knowledge, which is completely a positive word.
But when this situation is said, it is undoubtedly satirizing Lin Xiaofan's lack of culture.
The scolding is very tactful, but it is more direct than. Daddy scolded. Mother is more powerful. The soft knife is always the hardest, and it is also the most painful.
"Are you saying I'm uneducated?" Lin Xiaofan was full of anger, glared at Zhang Le, and said coldly.
"Huh?" Zhang Le looked at him in surprise, and then said, "Why do you think so?" Excessive modesty, but it is a sign of pride. ”
Zhang Le was quite complacent about his acting skills just now. The surprised eyes, the admiring tone, and some persuasive compliments can definitely make the other party understand: Lao Tzu just said that you are uneducated, what do you want?
Lin Xiaofan is too modest, so he thinks he has no culture. But when he says it, he's proud! Pride is wrong.
There is no culture, you are still proud, you are proud of yourself!
Zhang Le's words don't sound like much, but the more you taste it, the less it tastes. I felt awkward and getting sicker.
Lin Xiaofan was speechless for a while, and there was a tendency to hold back internal injuries, and he wanted to rush up and beat Zhang Le hard.
With a sneer, Lin Xiaofan used this to eliminate his embarrassment, and then took out a tissue to solve the snot caused by the cold. He doesn't move fast or slow, to the point of being a little elegant.
But it's a pity that Lin Xiaofan doesn't have the appearance of a gentleman. His fat figure Feng Lei was also overshadowed by it. His skin was pale and sickly. Fat head and big ears, with a big belly, but still with curly hair and a small pigtail hanging from the back.
The shape is strange, and those so-called killers Matt are simply weak in front of him. Elegant movements become comical.
"I heard that you are musically talented, what, sing a song? Let us all see if it's true. You make a price, money is not a problem!" Lin Xiaofan looked at Zhang Le and said. The tone was disdainful, and the look was condescending.
No matter how high Zhang Le's price is, if this song is sung, it will undoubtedly admit that he is a singer and accept Lin Xiaofan's previous insults. But if you don't sing, I'm afraid the other party will be pressing forward step by step.
"Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money." Zhang Le smiled, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and then said, "If you don't have a glass, count it on my account." ”
Zhang Le's move is undoubtedly to use Wu Xiaoyong's words to satirize Lin Xiaofan.
"Huh!" Lin Xiaofan smiled, then turned back to one of his attendants and asked, "How much is his appearance fee?"
"There were media reports before that someone drove 200,000, but he refused." The man thought for a moment, then said.
200,000 is definitely a high price for a singer like Zhang Le who has just become famous, and can even be said to have just debuted.
"Humph!" Lin Xiaofan snorted coldly, then took out a check and filled it out, then tore it off and threw it in front of Zhang Le, and said disdainfully, "500,000, sing a song!"
Zhang Le picked up the check for 500,000 yuan, smiled, and said, "Are you sure you want me to sing?" Don't regret it?"
"Regrets? I, Lin Xiaofan, never regret doing things. Sing! 500,000, buddy can still afford it. Lin Xiaofan said very simply.
"Wu Shao, I heard that you have funded the construction of several primary schools in the poor mountainous areas, I wonder if you can build one of the 500,000 yuan?" Zhang Le looked at the check, and then said to Wu Xiaoyong.
When Wu Xiaoyong heard this, he immediately smiled, and he appreciated Zhang Le's improvisation. And Zhang Le gave away 500,000 without blinking his eyes, and he was also very impressed. If you change to a family with good conditions, maybe there is nothing. But Zhang Le's family conditions he still saw some on the Internet.
500,000 is definitely a big amount for Zhang Le.
"Huh. It depends on where you fix it. However, one or two schools can still be repaired. Wu Xiaoyong smiled and said.
"Then it's troublesome Wu Shao." Zhang Le smiled, handed over the 500,000 yuan, then got up and walked towards the stage not far away.
In this clubhouse, there are also performances from time to time. There are even customers who go up to laugh at themselves. Audio, musical instruments to relatively complete. In fact, the layout is similar to many bars, except that not everyone can come here.
The conflict between Wu Xiaoyong and Lin Xiaofan is actually watched by many people. It's easy to cause onlookers, not to mention that it's still two rich second generations. Forced, then it is more interesting.
Zhang Le walked to the stage and attracted everyone's attention.
Picking up a guitar, Zhang Le plugged the microphone into the microphone stand, and then said: "Lin Xiaofan Lin Dashao said that singers are singers, although I have not admitted that I am a singer, but after all, I also play music." He offered 500,000 yuan for me to sing a song, and I was moved. I don't know how many primary schools can be built in the poor mountainous areas with 500,000 yuan, but I still thank you for the children in the mountainous areas. For this reason, I will now compose a song for you Lin Dashao!"
"There's a good show! Wowhaha. I'll just say, how could that kid's temper go up and sing this song!" As soon as Feng Lei heard Zhang Le's words, his eyes became bright, and his interest was extremely high.
When Wu Xiaoyong heard this, he was immediately interested. At the same time, the doubts in my heart were immediately relieved.
If Zhang Leruo accepts the 500,000, Wu Xiaoyong can still understand, after all, there are too many people who give up their dignity for 500,000, not to mention just singing a song. The singer is said to be singing, although it is insulting, but it is not unacceptable. In a sense, taking money to perform is no different from selling songs, it's just a nice way to put it.
Zhang Le took the 500,000 yuan, Wu Xiaoyong will not have any contempt, and he will definitely not look down on it. But to make friends with this kind of person, forget it.
But what puzzled him was that Zhang Le donated the money without blinking. Obviously, Zhang Le didn't go up to sing for money. If Zhang Le wanted to find funds to build a school in poor mountainous areas, Wu Xiaoyong didn't think he was so noble.
Now it seems that the key is obviously in this song that was written on the fly.
The intro of the song is short, but it seems fresh and brisk. In the eyes of everyone waiting for him, Zhang Le spoke.
Pig: You have two holes in your nose
When you have a cold, you still have a snot cow cow
"Poof!"
The first two sentences of Zhang Le's mouth, countless people couldn't help but squirt out directly. Everyone looked at Lin Xiaofan, and at this time he was blowing his nose with a tissue. In this situation, it is difficult not to make people spray.
Pig, you have dark eyes
I can't see the edge when I look at it
Pig your ears are so big
I can't hear me scolding you for being stupid
Pig, your tail is curly and curly
It turns out that running and jumping are inseparable from it