Chapter 608: Laughing and laughing, tears can't be stopped

Zhang He, the teacher, was very simple, because he knew that everyone would not listen, so Zhang He simply explained the principle of Chinese medicine first aid to everyone, and then decisively let everyone go, but he did not spare Director Niu who he was going to use as a tool for Liwei.

At the time of Zhang He's lecture, Director Niu had actually woken up, but the bloody reality made him sadly find that his sacrifice was destined to become dust drowned in history, so Director Niu had to decisively continue to pretend to be dizzy, trying to escape Zhang He's madness.

But unfortunately, the reality is bloody and cruel, which once again shattered Director Niu's delusions.

Zhang He actually thought about directly rescuing Director Niu and then becoming a teacher, but with the strength of Yu Yu and others, Zhang He decisively gave up this idea, because Zhang He knew very well that Director Niu would definitely be "unconscious" again.

So why waste all the effort to do such a thankless task?

Zhang He's purpose is very simple, not to give Director Niu any chance to "coma" again, so as soon as many Western medical experts left the tent, Zhang He did not hesitate to buckle Director Niu's pulse.

Pretending to be dizzy in front of the Chinese medicine doctor, Zhang He smiled.

Well, since you like to pretend, then brother will accompany you to pretend well.

Acupuncture, how boring!

Looking at Director Niu, who had his eyes closed and pretended to be like that, Zhang He couldn't help but think of a game he played when he was a child - ants go up the mountain.

The game is very simple, it is nothing more than two friends to find a small game to compete with, and then let the losing party accept the punishment of ants on the mountain, so, rather than the name of the game is ant on the mountain, it is better to say that the punishment measure is called the ant on the mountain.

Since it is a mountain, it naturally has to go up, and since it is a mountain, it must have thatch, so on the whole, the only place that meets the name of the mountain is only one place, the edge area with hair on both sides of the temple.

To climb such a steep mountain, ants naturally have to hold on to the thatch on the ridge, and instead of a child's game, they rub the skin with hair at the edge of their temples.

There, there are a lot of hairs, and it can be said that it is extremely painful to rub them, not to mention, Zhang He's hand strength is still so strong that it is outrageous, and he broke dozens of hairs of Director Niu at once.

Director Niu is really good, and even the howl is so bullish and deafening, as if it is like a pig being placed on the slaughtering table.

Director Niu, who unknowingly suffered another dumb loss, finally couldn't help it, sat up suddenly, and couldn't help but roar viciously, "Zhang He, you did it on purpose, right?" ”

"Not bad." Zhang He replied unabashedly, "However, since you can know that I did it on purpose, it also means that you did it on purpose, right?" ”

Director Niu was crazy and wanted to cry, but in front of the reporter of Huaxia TV, Director Niu didn't dare to be too presumptuous, after all, he was not a "mad dog" Zhang He, "Zhang He, what do you want?" Director Niu stared at Zhang He closely, resisting the urge to peel him and cramp, and asked helplessly.

"It's simple, make good on the deal." Zhang He raised the middle finger of his right hand, and said arrogantly like a street hooligan, "Everyone is a man, there is no need to play this little trick." ”

"You ......" Director Niu really wanted to cry.

But alas, Zhang He didn't even give him a chance to cry, and then said again with disdain, "Don't play such a dangerous game if you can't afford to lose, but since you have played such a dangerous game, you have to bear the risks brought by the game, Director Niu, please." Zhang He made a standard invitation ceremony like a British gentleman, "Director Niu, let me help you calculate, from here to the gate, it is only twenty meters at most, and if you climb fast, it will only take ten seconds at most." ”

Director Niu really wanted to cry, but unfortunately, Zhang He really didn't give him a chance to cry, and then said with a smile on his face, "Director Niu, hurry up, I'm still waiting to shoot a commemorative video." ”

Director Niu is crazy, really crazy, "Zhang He, I'll fight with you." In the roar, Director Niu, who had not learned his lesson, immediately rushed towards Zhang He like crazy again.

Alas, it's not easy for people to be idiots to this point, looking at Director Niu who rushed over like crazy, Zhang He couldn't help but think with some suspicion, is this a red envelope that has been collected too much, so he has made himself an idiot?

The wonder of Chinese traditional Chinese medicine is that it can not only save people from the invisible, but also kill people from the invisible, and can also trap people in the invisible, so when Director Niu rushed over, Zhang He immediately became a fool who was caught off guard, and let Director Niu use his fat body of at least thirty catties to slam himself to the ground, but at the moment when the two collided, Zhang He's right thumb pressed heavily on Director Niu's waist.

Zhang He fell, and Director Niu smiled, laughing very happily, very happy, as if the victor was cheering and laughing.

Suddenly, the Western doctors who were still lingering outside the door, who were still paying close attention to the matter, couldn't help but be happy, as if it was he who knocked down Zhang He, as if he had let Zhang He suffer such a heavy blow, but everyone in the Rejuvenation Hall was immediately angry, especially Wang Qian, who was born as a gangster, and immediately became angry, picked up the bench and rushed up directly.

I'll wipe it, this product is also my brother's third apprentice, okay? Why didn't you even learn a little bit of my brother's acting ability? Looking at Wang Qian, who was about to smash down the bench, Zhang He had to quickly stop, "Stop." ”

Wang Qian, since he was a child, his family was incomplete, because of the domestic violence of his gambling father, he was displaced into the society very early, and he experienced the warmth and coldness of human affection and the cold of the world very early, so he especially cherished the new life that Zhang He gave him, and he was especially grateful to Zhang He for giving him a new life, even though Zhang He did not personally teach him much things, but Zhang He gave him the warmth of family affection and the warmth of his missing home.

In Wang Qian's heart, Zhang He is also a master and a father, and a friend and brother, so Wang Qian naturally can't see Zhang He being bullied, so Director Niu relied on the advantage of his body shape to knock down Zhang He, which instantly aroused Wang Qian's tyrannical feelings buried deep in his heart.

Zhang He's stop made Wang Qian pause involuntarily, but it was only a pause, "Master, don't worry, this matter has nothing to do with you, I can't get used to this idiot." As he spoke, Wang Qian immediately raised the bench again.

I rub, loyal and commendable, but too stupid, looking at Wang Qian, who quietly flashed a trace of hideous color on his face, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a burst of warmth, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of guilt.

Wang Qian was brought into the Rejuvenation Hall by himself, and he was the first to follow him, and, at the beginning, he didn't even have a salary, but even so, Wang Qian has always regarded himself as a relative, and now, he does not hesitate to hurt others for himself, and before hurting others, he has not forgotten to help himself clear his responsibility.

Although this kind of cleansing is too naΓ―ve, his mind is so true and pure, but what about himself? Except for giving them a place to live in the first place, he almost never cared about him again.

Alas, when this busy period is over, it is indeed time to compensate everyone, and in a silent sigh, Zhang He had to shout loudly again, "Stop." And then stepped to Wang Qian's side with an arrow step, and grabbed the bench in his hand.

"Wang Qian, do you want to be a god?" Zhang He couldn't help but scolded angrily, "Do you know that if you smash this bench, there will be consequences like a miracle?" ”

"I didn't think about it." Wang Qian said without hesitation, "Anyway, if he bullied Master, he deserves to die." ”

Okay, you won, in the silent sigh, Zhang He couldn't help but be moved again, and then brutally took the small bench in Wang Qian's hand, so as not to recur this old disease and cause unnecessary trouble.

After all, this is the secular world, after all, there are still so many eyes staring at you here, "Okay, Wang Qian, I know that you are for my good, you can rest assured, how can Master suffer?" Zhang He patted Wang Qian's shoulder and said softly.

The violent wounding incident was finally charged, so everyone's attention finally shifted from the more exciting violent wounding incident to Director Niu again.

"Hahaha, hahaha......" Director Niu was still laughing maniacally, and it seemed that he had never stopped, and it was only then that everyone finally realized the abnormality.

What's wrong with this guy? It can't be stimulated into a nervous disorder, right? Under the gaze of everyone, Director Niu was still laughing wildly, but as time went by, Director Niu, who was laughing wildly, uncontrollably floated two lines of tears, at first, the tears were not very obvious, only people who were very close to him could see the tears, but it didn't take long for Director Niu to burst into tears.

Laughing and laughing and crying, and crying while laughing, this thing won't really become a psychopath, right? Everyone couldn't help but think a little speechlessly.

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