186 great architect weasel

"Official, official!" Leda stood on the edge of the cellar by candlelight and shouted, in ancient times the official was a general term for women to men, as comrades are now, or more polite.

"Official, official, official!" Lida made her voice so small that she screamed three times, but there was still no movement inside.

"I know you're not a ghost, but a man, and if I'm not mistaken, you're Helius, the sun god. Just come out and eat something, you're going to starve to death after so long......

Still in the morning, I heard Helen say that there are ghosts in the West Wing, and where in the world there will be ghosts, I know that you have not left, and have been hiding in this cellar.

It's the dead of night, Helen, she's asleep, you just come out for some dinner and have a good time with me...... If you want to hide, wait until you have eaten and drunk enough. People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. ......" Leda patiently persuaded the sun god at the entrance of the cave.

A good one who doesn't eat a meal and is hungry and panicked.

There is not a man in the world who is not afraid of women's jiu-jitsu? She initiates softness and adds a beauty, you are an iron man, and you can't escape her feelings, and the sun god Helius was moved to tears when he heard it. Especially when I heard Leda say that she was hungry and panicked if she didn't eat a meal, that softness really softened the heart of the sun god Helius, making her snap and squirt out tears and snot......

It can be seen that the beauty of our mother Leda is not in vain, but the external beauty produced by enough intelligent protons.

At this time, Lida could hear the whisper of the sun god crying inside outside the cave. At this time, Lida's heart returned to the same mood as in her childhood in her hometown.

It was winter one year, and Leda followed her father to dig up baby weasels in the barren hillside.

"Daddy! Can you tell which hole has a weasel in it? Little Lida followed her father to dig up weasels on the barren slope.

"It's winter, and usually it pulls at the door, and usually there are yellow rats in the hole next to it. There is also the fact that it will make the hole bright when it goes in and out, otherwise the hole will be sloppy. That is, like a house that has not been lived in for a long time, there will be weeds growing in front of the door. Leda's dad said.

One day, Dad thought he had misjudged, and when he was digging a yellow mouse, he still hadn't dug it out after digging for a long time, so he was going to give up.

As soon as Dad walked away, Little Lida walked over and lay on the ground and tilted her head to look: "Dad is inside." Daddy is inside. I saw its beard and red nose...... It's true! ”

"I've already dug where it, this yellow mouse is so smart, it doesn't outside. Instead, they pulled in the backyard so they couldn't find it. There is also this weasel will calculate, it calculated yesterday that someone will come to dig it, and it will leave early this morning. "Dad didn't believe that little Lida saw that there was really a yellow mouse in the hole.

"I've seen it all and say that people aren't in it, cut." Little Lida crooked her little mouth and stood at the mouth of the weasel's cave with an unhappy expression.

"It's so deep. It's going to tire people out unless it's smoked ......," said Leda's dad.

"If you smoke it and smoke it, it will definitely come out, will it still hide in it and let people smoke it to death?" Little Lida Ten wanted to see her father smoke this weasel.

"Then go and get a handful of grass and burn the hole with fire......"

Little Lida's father put the grass at the mouth of the cave and burned it, and little Lida used her skirt as a fan to fan the wind, so that the smoke would get into it, and the weasel would run out by itself.

Little Lida is responsible for pouring the smoke from the fire into the weasel's hole, and Little Lida's father is responsible for keeping an eye on the side hole of the weasel, otherwise you don't know if it runs out of the back door.

The weasel's front door is the size of an adult's fist. The back door is much smaller than the front door, about the same as a one-dollar coin.

"It's really there!" Dad said.

"You see?" Little Lida raised her own blackened face and said.

"There wasn't a lot of smoke coming out of its back doorway, and some of it was all going through the cracks in the cracked soil......"

"If there is, it won't come out? Is it dry and numb and will suffer in it? Little Lida fanned the flames and was a little tired, thinking that this weasel would come out quickly, and he would be tired of many dogs by staying inside.

"Daddy! I'm afraid it's not in there. Little Lida still couldn't help but be tired, and wanted to tear flowers and throw away her hands.

"When you're tired, take a break. This weasel is so clever that when you see it first, it heads out of the gate, and when you smoke it, it turns off its head inside, and blocks all the smoke with its tail and buttocks, so that it is not good enough to smoke it. So it can hide inside and not come out. Dad said.

"Wouldn't it be even more smokeless if it ran out, this weasel cicada head, cut." Little Lida said.

"It knows it's breaking the law, and as soon as it escapes, it's going to be arrested and jailed. This weasel cicada head? Little Lida's dad said.

"Putting it in a pot is called jail?" Little Lida said.

"Clever!"

It was night, and Dad blocked the front and back doors of the weasel with earth, and when he came to dig it again the next day, the hole was indeed intact. Dad said that little Lida must have been mistaken, if there was a weasel inside, and after waiting for someone to leave, it would dig up the soil and escape, how could it be stupid enough to stay inside?

"I could clearly see its whiskers and nose. I'm afraid it escaped just yesterday when it heard we were going to smoke it, right? Little Lida said.

"Will you be smoked to death inside?"

"Then dig it up again and see, anyway, if you have time today, you can dig it to grandma's house." Little Lida looked at her father, her face full of curiosity and laughter.

"Then dig and dig and see......" Dad saw that Leda was smiling so sweetly, and he wanted to see what the hell was wrong inside.

Unexpectedly, I got rid of the dirt I dug yesterday and shoveled it into the weasel's ass with just a spade. Dad was right, the weasel turned off a head inside, but the inside was not deep, and there was no space to drill into it, so the fire burned directly to the butt and burned to death.

Why doesn't it go straight out the back door? Although I know that if I break the law, I will be arrested and imprisoned, but it is better to be burned alive inside.

The father also explained, and Leda recalled that the father said, "This weasel made a fatal mistake in building the house, which can also be called a fatal mistake." When it built the house, it was still young, or it was still young, and its bones had not yet reached full maturity, so it used its body to open the back door to such a size. At that time, he dug as big a hole as his head as he did.

(Like a lot of bad engineers nowadays, they have a lot of streets and roads and other facilities, and people are obsolete before they die: they can't be used, it's either a matter of crampness or height, what a fucking dog day!) ）

Later, the weasel grew up a lot, and became a real man. At this time, I no longer have the heart to care about the back door of this house, and one of my thoughts is to use it on playing girls, ignoring the development of my body and the increase in the skeleton to dig the back door bigger, leaving a fatal hidden danger of escape. ”

Seeing that the sun god had not come out by himself, Lida cried quietly herself, knowing the danger that the sun god was in at this time, and it was difficult to enter and get out.

"You better come out and have something to eat, it's going to be dawn soon, and when Helen wakes up, you'll have to hide in the cave for another day......" The clever and beautiful Leda told him that when Helen woke up and got up, you had better not let her see you again, or she would say that she had seen a ghost.

There is no owner for breaking the law, and his conscience is taken prisoner. Helius, the god of the sun, slowly crawled out of the cellar like a ghost, and Leda did not look frightened at all, and went over to give him a hand as if she were her own friend and husband.

From the very beginning, the sun god had never been on her Leda's body. The sun god Helius drove the carriage loaded with the sun from the depths of the East China Sea, and only when he was one zhang high, that is, at ** o'clock, he saw the beautiful Lida and her even more beautiful daughter Helen, because the beauty was too tempting, and neglected his duty The sun could not stop rising and advancing, so he followed the angle of the sun's rays through the courtyard gate and came to Lida's side.

The sun god Helius had entered invisibly at the time, and wanted to wait in the dead of night for both of them to fall asleep in bed, and to get their hands on both of them in the pretense of a dream.

It can be seen that the sun god Helius thought so beautifully, and thought of two beautiful goods in one load. As far as a woman falls asleep at night, you really have to be careful to get her, she really doesn't know if she is dreaming or waking up. There is also the fact that I know that I am awake, but I think that since I am already a ghost, I will simply be idle anyway, and it will be regarded as a sweet dream.

It's really like falling for such a nonsense: man is not as good as God, and God is not as good as heaven.

The sun god Helius came to Leda's house incognito, and before he could achieve his goal, he understood how serious the consequences of the sun's shutdown were, and what kind of ghost and beauty was there to speak of when he died, and his whole body was paralyzed, where else did he dare to stand up? The whole person has become a dead snake, and it is beautiful......

"You go to the kitchen and wash your face...... I've got roast goose left, I'll get it for you!" Lida burst into tears as she spoke, knowing full well that this was the devil's fault.

In the half-dim candlelight, our mother Leda, holding the candlelight in one hand and holding the hand of the sun god Helius, walked out of the west wing and walked towards the kitchen...... (To be continued.) )