0242 Divine Comedy!
After Yao Yong left, the bar exploded.
Although there are different opinions, there is only one goal, that is, Tang Yan, and even the words they say are different statements with the same meaning, everyone thinks that Tang Yan is neurotic, how dare he agree to Yao Yong's gamble.
Tang Yan didn't even defend himself at all, in his opinion, this group of people was purely worried about eating radish salt, Tang Yan's logic was very simple - since I dared to agree, I was sure, otherwise I was caught in the head by Wei Ruoyi's big?
And the others, including Wei Ruoyi, their logic is another kind - Pan Hongwei is a master of masters, and he came back from the battlefield after experiencing a real battle, to put it mildly, he crawled out of the pile of dead. Maybe his skills are only slightly better than the Iron Army, but when it comes to killing people or at least hurting people, the Iron Army is absolutely defeated. Tang Yan's victory over the Iron Army largely had luck and the Iron Army's release of water, so Tang Yan was by no means Pan Hongwei's opponent.
Regarding racing, their logic is - Yao Yong has money, to put it mildly, it is not a problem for him to invite an F1 driver back, even if he can't invite the top one, he only needs an F1 reserve driver, and playing Tang Yan is a game.
There is no doubt that both logics are inherently self-consistent. Tang Yan felt that he was sure that he would agree, and they thought that Yao Yong would propose it if he was sure, to put it bluntly, it was not a fair position.
And these two internal self-consistent logics are a confused account when put together, as if the question of the circle of eggs or chickens comes first, which is a philosophical proposition. So many philosophers around the world have gone through thousands of years of civilization and have not been able to find a logical answer, and the people in this bar are even more impossible.
Tang Yan knew what these people were twittering for, and he also knew that they were each caught in different self-consistent logics, so he kept his mouth shut, and all the debates were boring.
Moreover, Tang Yan has a more powerful logic that can override all logic.
"I have promised Yao Yong. It's too late to regret it, so it's time to talk to him about whether or not I can win. It is better to prepare in a down-to-earth manner, and to be in good sense from time to time. ”
I have to say that Tang Yan's logic is invincible, because time cannot be reversed. There is no regret medicine in this world.
In the end, Wei Ruoyi also felt that it was not a matter to be so noisy. Even Tang Yan, the male protagonist, had already stayed out of the matter, and it was really useless for their gang of people to quarrel with each other, so they loudly stopped these people from continuing to quarrel.
"Tang Yan, tell me, how dare you agree to him!"
Tang Yan glanced at Wei Ruoyi with slanted eyes: "It's as if I dared to tease you that night." ”
Wei Ruoyi was angry: "You don't think you can really win the Iron Army, do you?" You know what? Tie Jun fought with Pan Hongwei and died for life. ”
Tang Yan said lazily: "You call Tie Jun now, you ask him if I am sure I can win him." ”
Wei Ruoyi really had the urge to slap Tang Yan in the face and never ask him anything from now on, but he still suppressed his temperament and said: "Okay, even if Tie Jun didn't deliberately release water that night, you are really sure to win Tie Jun." But how thrilling was your win that night? Okay, take a step back. You can beat Pan Hongwei, but Yao Yong doesn't even tell you who his driver is, what if he brings someone like Schumahlekoning? ”
"Who is Schumahlekonden?" Tang Yan asked like a curious baby, everyone thought he was pretending to be stupid, but Tang Yan really didn't know who these two people were, but he just felt that their names were a little weird, especially the one surnamed Lai!
"What time is it now, and you're still playing dumb?" Wei Ruoyi really wanted to brush up his sleeves and leave.
"I really don't know who the surname Shu and the surname Lai are. Tell me! ”
"They are the best drivers in F1!" Wei Ruoyi roared.
Tang Yan blinked: "F1 is a god horse?" Can you eat it? ”
"Eat your sister! How could the old lady remember to take care of your!? Wei Ruoyi didn't just roar, he was about to break into Kyushu.
"You forgot to take your medicine today, did you? The anger is so big. ZHANG Sheng. Hurry up and ask someone to buy some medicine to reduce the fire and give it to this fox, her liver is too hot. Why don't I get you two stitches? ”
Wei Ruoyi suddenly felt that she and Tang Yan were completely the emperor and the eunuch were not in a hurry, and she was a little discouraged.
Seeing that Wei Ruoyi didn't speak, Zhang Sheng and the others also looked at themselves with the eyes of an idiot in their clothes, Tang Yan was of course very familiar with this kind of look, because he usually looked at others with such eyes.
So, he said: "Although I don't know if F1 is a god horse or not, and I can't figure out who the surname Shu and the surname Lai are, but looking at your appearance, I guess it's a very powerful racing driver." But how do you know I'm not a better racer? Moreover, I think you guys are really idiots, first of all, I really think that I can definitely win, and secondly, even if I lose one game and win one game, I only need to kneel down and apologize to Yao Yong and it will be fine, and as long as I win one game, he will never pester this little fox again. I really don't know what you're worried about. Are you worried that if I lose, I won't admit it? Think I'm definitely not going to apologize? ”
Everyone was stunned......
"That's an apology on your knees!" Zhang Sheng gritted his teeth and said.
"Kneel and kneel!" Tang Yan said very easily, as if kneeling is just as common as eating and peeing, "Kneel him and there will be no less meat." ”
Paralyzed...... Everyone cried, and they suddenly remembered that Tang Yan was famous for having no lower limit and no discipline, and they were all confused by the violent blow behind Tang Yan's no lower limit, because Tang Yan had never lost, so they felt that Tang Yan's no lower limit and no discipline was actually pretended, but in fact, he still had these two things. But he really didn't! He didn't even think it was a bad thing to kneel!
"You really don't know that a man has gold under his knees?" Nie Zhiguo asked weakly.
"Paralyze Lao Tzu and kneel down for you now, and you bring a pound of gold to Lao Tzu."
The bar was full of blood, everyone was spurting blood, and at least seventy or eighty pounds of blood per person quickly soaked the bar.
"Okay, okay, look at you like that, Lao Tzu is not really going to lose." Tang Yan saw that these people were already as pale as earth, and it was estimated that they would collapse and turn into a cloud of flying ashes if he touched them lightly, and finally said a word of comfort.
But why does this matter feel so strange? Shouldn't it be the big guys working together to comfort him now? How was he persuaded in turn. Moreover, why didn't you understand, he couldn't win either of these two bets!
Wei Ruoyi asked Tang Yan with his last breath: "What if you lose both games?" ”
"That's also very simple, you help me stop that Pan Hongwei, Lao Tzu is a rotten life anyway, after killing Yao Yong, and then die in the world! He is a golden branch and jade leaf, will he have a hard time with Lao Tzu? ”
Everyone in the bar died, and they were angry with Tang Yan's words, the most bizarre strange thing in this world is none other than Tang Yan. He has completely exceeded the limits of what human beings can reach, and his thinking instantly reminds everyone of a song: I am looking up, above the moon, how many dreams are flying freely......
"Hey, hey, don't be like your dead father, okay? Hurry up and help Lao Tzu prepare a good car, although Lao Tzu is outstanding in driving skills, but also have to have a good car, okay? You can't let Lao Tzu ride a dead flight and fight with people on four wheels, right? Even if Lao Tzu loses completely, it is me who dies, are you afraid that you will send silk gold after Lao Tzu dies? I really didn't see that you were so stingy, and you were reluctant to give thousands of pieces of gold! ”
Tang Yan, you are paralyzed!
This is a phrase that pops up in the hearts of almost everyone at the same time!
"Hey, you don't really don't help Lao Tzu prepare the car, do you?" Tang Yan cried and mourned, and he finally began to worry a little.
Zhang Sheng couldn't stand it anymore, and arched his fist: "I'll go first!" ”
Guo Jia looked at it and said, "I'll go too!" ”
"Wait for me!" These are the words of Wang Qingqing and Nie Zhiguo at the same time.
The four of them walked to the door: "When you leave, you set fire and light the bar, we don't want this bar." ”
It can be seen how speechless they have been.
Only Wei Ruoyi walked to the gate and closed the door, turned around, suppressed as much as possible the thought in his heart of killing Tang Yan directly, then burning it to ashes, and then burning it to ashes and burning it again and burning it a hundred times, and said in a gentle voice: "What do you think?" ”
"It's just two games with him......" Wei Ruoyi was angry, she thought that Zhang Sheng and the others were gone, and Tang Yan would say it differently.
Fortunately, Tang Yan added: "Otherwise, do you think there is a better solution?" If you can't handle it, it means that Gengxin can't handle it. Yao Yong is struggling with the green hat on his head, and anyone can only choose to be silent. Unless you want your parents or even your grandfather's generation to interfere. But do you really think that they will risk offending Yao Yong's family for a guy like me who jumped out of a crack in the stone? ”
This sentence is finally a human word.
"So what if you're going to lose?"
"Why do you think Yao Yong will win? Lao Tzu Golden Needle Acupoint, are you surprised? You are also surprised that Lao Tzu digs graves, right? Lao Tzu will also work lightly, you are even more surprised, right? In fact, Lao Tzu will have a lot of things, you will be surprised until you die! The only thing that Lao Tzu is unhappy about is that Yao Yong is not coming out for Sun Rui's business at all, I think Lao Tzu has cuckolded him, Malegobi, in fact, you know, Lao Tzu just kissed two mouthfuls and touched two handfuls, and it didn't reach the level of cuckolding him at all! Little fox, little fox, you said that Lao Tzu carried such a big black pot, should he simply break the jar? ”
"Drop your sister!" Wei Ruoyi's face turned red, and she became even more coquettish, Tang Yan could still say these words at this time, which made her suddenly feel as if Tang Yan was really touching her.
"Alas...... It seems that this black pot is white! Tang Yan sighed. (To be continued)