Wang Lin said: "Alas, it seems that the deputy mayor's ability to deal with the crisis is too poor, for him, now is not the time to fight for victory, he should put his body softer, the more he is so hard, I think Brother Zhang will sacrifice more killer weapons to deal with him." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Pan Tianxin said: "After listening to Vice Mayor Li's words, Xiao Zhang said unceremoniously: The party and the government have also put the ** anti-party group in a higher position? The result? Aren't they all in jail yet, they seem to be in a much higher position than you, right? ”

"This kid is so unreasonable, how can he give such an example? Aren't the two the same thing at all? Lu Zhenxiang said.

Pan Tianxin continued: I didn't buy the account of the deputy mayor at a young age, Xiao Zhang's strength made Vice Minister Li's eldest son really unbearable, and he said to Xiao Zhang unceremoniously: Your kid is too rampant when he is young, do you know where I came from? ”

"Haha, why are they all this kind of people in the Li family? Can't you just keep a low profile? I dare to say that after hearing this kind of words, Brother Zhang will definitely not buy their account even more. Wang Lin said with a smile.

"Haha, it's still Director Wang's wisdom, you're right, Xiao Zhang doesn't buy his account at all, Xiao Zhang said to the eldest son of the Li family: I don't care where you come from? You don't jump out of a crack in a rock, do you? It was a monkey who jumped out of the crack in the stone, and you don't deserve it! ”

"Haha!" Although Pan Tianxin is not a humorous person, Zhang Daguanren's wonderful counterattack language still made everyone laugh after passing through his mouth.

"This kid has such a virtue, even if the sky falls, it can't affect his humorous mood. However, in the face of so many relatives, friends and birthday guests, this Beijing official must not give up, right? Lu Zhenxiang asked with a smile.

Pan Tianxin said: "The secretary is right, this Beijing official was furious with Xiao Zhang at that time: You, is your kid itchy and want to find a beating?" ”

"What did Xiao Zhang say?" Lu Zhenxiang asked.

Pan Tianxin said: "Xiao Zhang said this: What? Want to fight? Who doesn't hit who bears!

This Beijing official has received this kind of wretched anger, and after listening to Xiao Zhang's words, the nameless fire in his heart 'poof! He pointed to Xiao Zhang's nose and scolded: If you don't eat and drink for a fucking toast, Lao Tzu will fulfill your dog ......."

"Ahh It's over, needless to say, this Beijing official must have fallen for Xiao Zhang. Lu Zhenxiang said.

Pan Tianxin said: "That's right, Xiao Zhang was waiting for him to make a mistake, and before the Beijing official finished scolding, Xiao Zhang slapped the left side of the Beijing official's face, and with "Smack!" Immediately after that, a five-fingered mountain appeared on his left cheek.

Lu Zhenxiang said: "This is the disadvantage of being short-tempered, he should be honest now, right?" ”

Pan Tianxin said: "Haha, secretary, you are wrong again, this Beijing official not only did not eat a palm and grow wise, but continued to scold Xiao Zhang: Ah! You, you, him...... However, before he could scold the word 'mom', he just listened to 'pop! With a bang, another five-finger mountain appeared on the right face of the Jing official. ”

"What do you mean by 'remembering to eat but not remembering', this is! Old Pan, he should have a long memory this time, right? Lu Zhenxiang asked.

Pan Tianxin said: "Yes, when he saw Xiao Zhang's big hand, he was indeed much more honest. Xiao Zhang said: I'm most annoyed by this kind of bear man, is it reasonable, why do you scold people at every turn? If you scold someone, scold, why scold other people's parents, everyone evaluates, since I came here, have I scolded a dirty word? As the saying goes, the son does not teach, the father is the fault, this is the ancient precept of our ancestors, if you can't even do this, then the old generation must not be much better. ”

"Yes, the old and young of the Li family have all been put into it, and these unscrupulous grandsons who are bullying are standing in front of them alive, and the old man Li and the deputy mayor really have no reason to refute others." Wang Lin said.

Pan Tianxin said: "However, when Vice Mayor Li saw that his nephew was slapped twice by Xiao Zhang, he finally couldn't help it, and he said to Xiao Zhang: I said Zhang Zheng, don't rely on your background, you have made great contributions to the country, you have no fear, let me tell you, our family is not vegetarian." ”

Wang Lin said to Pan Tianxin and Guo Dengke: "Secretary Pan, Mayor Guo, your level as deputy mayor seems to be a little poor?" Even if he doesn't know how to respond, he won't know how to stop losses, right? ”

Guo Dengke said: "In fact, in all fairness, Vice Mayor Li's work ability is still very strong, about the conflict between him and Xiao Zhang, maybe because the incident happened suddenly, he has not thought of a better way to deal with it." ”

"Alas, his approach to Xiao Zhang's needle-to-wheat mang will only make things more and more intense, and it will not do him any good, on the contrary, his handle will make people grasp more and more." Wang Lin said.

Pan Tianxin said: "What the director said is right, no, let Xiao Zhang grab the handle again: Ladies and gentlemen, listen, is this like what a deputy mayor said?" Shouldn't I stop his son's criminal act of beating and killing people today? In order to protect people's lives and property, I am fighting against criminals, is it related to the background? In addition, of course, his dignified deputy mayor will not be a vegetarian, because he eats fragrant and spicy food every day. I said, this deputy mayor, have you been to the people's homes to see it? Many people don't even have to eat vegetarian food? ”

"Alas, this is really self-inflicted, and you can't live." Wang Lin said helplessly.

Pan Tianxin said: "Xiao Zhang's words made these poor villagers find bosom friends, and they began to remember the bittersweet ones: this brother is so right, our family hasn't seen Youxing for many days, and I still borrowed the money for today's birthday......"

After seeing that the mood of the crowd at the scene was becoming more and more dissatisfied, the Beijing official forgot how the five-fingered mountain on his face came about, and he said angrily to Xiao Zhang: You fucking deliberately instigated the masses to fight cadres, right? A good birthday celebration has made you mess up, I'll give it to you endlessly! ”

Wang Lin said: "Alas, this Beijing official does not remember to eat, Xiao Zhang obviously said that he hates people scolding his parents and elders the most, it seems that this beating is a nail on the iron plate, and he can't run." ”

Pan Tianxin said: "The director is right again, but this time Xiao Zhang did not do it immediately, but said to the Beijing official: You scolded my mother again, I will save this slap for you first, and I will get it back." You said you and I are not finished, how do you want to be finished?