Chapter 380: Water Water Water!!
"Yo? As far as I know, you're not a conservative person, right? Lucy looked at Zhao Tiezhu in disbelief.
"Where! It's all rumors, slander!! Absolute slander!! I strongly agree with your parents and I firmly refuse premarital sex!! Zhao Tiezhu said solemnly.
"Oh? How so? Lucy asked with a smile.
"The current society is an impetuous society, full of fast food culture, and even has affected love, many people, knowing each other for a day, can go to bed, this is a serious irresponsibility for yourself, but also a serious irresponsibility for the other side of your future, I often see a lot of men and women in school uniforms, kissing me in public, even on the subway before, and also encountered the hand washing door! This is no longer just a matter of puppy love, this is already a moral degradation!! Zhao Tiezhu said impassionedly, while looking at Lucy's expression, he found that Lucy agreed with his point of view, and said again, "I'm not against early love, on the contrary, early love can allow us to cultivate a sense of responsibility earlier, and what I am against is the kind of thing that delays the right thing because of early love." Zhao Tiezhu spoke freely for a long time, and even he admired his eloquence, and after a long time, Lucy slowly spoke:
"Iron pillar, what is the handwashing door?"
Zhao Tiezhu was full of frustration for a while, his brother's mouth was dry, you just pay attention to the handwashing door? Don't be so bullying.
"Tiezhu, let's talk about it~" Lucy saw Zhao Tiezhu's speechless appearance and said coquettishly.
Zhao Tiezhu originally planned to ignore Lucy to express his dissatisfaction, but seeing Lucy's coquettish demeanor, Zhao Tiezhu resolutely abandoned his position.
"Do you really want to listen to this door?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"Yes, let's talk about it, I'm not afraid~" Lucy also knows that everything in Shenzhou is basically linked to that thing, but as a person from a country with a very open sexual culture, she can't be cowardly.
"In that case, then I'll tell you, this handwashing door, I have to start from a few years ago, when I was on the JH high-speed rail, do you know the JH high-speed rail? It was the railway line that often broke down when it was first built, when I went to the capital from SH, there were a lot of people, on the ground opposite me, there were two people, a man and a woman, and they were wearing school uniforms, the two hugged each other all the way, I couldn't see it, and then the train broke down decisively halfway, we had to wait there, the two people may have been burning with passion, the man put his hand into the woman's skirt, and then ...... Well, you know, it's twitching constantly. Ha ha. ”
Zhao Tiezhu was a little embarrassed when he said it, but Lucy listened very seriously. Seeing that Zhao Tiezhu stopped, he asked, "How can this be considered a handwashing door?" ”
"This ...... Do I need to explain this? Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lucy and said.
"Of course!! I don't even understand! Lucy replied suspiciously.
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu looked at this woman who didn't seem to understand anything helplessly, "This woman is excited, can't she be flooded with Jinshan?" The man's hand was twitching there, and his whole hand was wet? This is the hand washing door, and after the man stretched out his hand, he wiped it on himself, you see how wet it must be!! Zhao Tiezhu said.
Lucy was still confused.
"This ...... Don't tell me you still don't understand!! It's not like you haven't seen a love action movie, water!! Know no, water!! Women are made of water!! "Zhao Tiezhu can't say it too thoroughly, so he can only say it water and water.
"Water?? Oh! I see, you mean pee!! Ah! What's so embarrassing to say! Lucy suddenly realized, patted Zhao Tiezhu on the shoulder and said, "I've seen La, the wet one in a love action movie, isn't it all that woman, Youpee?" Haha, this is the handwashing door!! It's so much fun, peeing on the train, haha!! ”
Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lucy smiling there, and felt that this chick was either pretending to be stupid, or she was really stupid, you came from a country with such an open sexual culture, don't you know the hidden obscene meaning in the sentence that women are made of water? It seems that you still don't understand the diversity of languages in Shenzhou~ Zhao Tiezhu shook his head, and he didn't plan to correct Lucy, anyway, sooner or later, he would understand, but he didn't know, because he didn't say it, which led to a big joke in the back, these are all afterwords, don't say it now.
Zhao Tiezhu took the box of TT out of the drawer and put it in his bag, Lucy clasped her hands to her chest and shouted, "Tiezhu, what are you going to do." ”
"This thing can't be Lang Fei, can it? You can give it to Fan Jian and them when you take it back, and you need dozens of dollars in a box of supermarkets! Zhao Tiezhu said with dignity again.
"Oh? Isn't that what you're going to use? Lucy said with a smile.
"Of course not! I'm a boy, I'm still studying, why do you use this, Lucy, we know each other well, if you want to slander me, I won't agree! Zhao Tiezhu said aggrievedly.
"Hahaha." Lucy smiled and shook her head.
After Zhao Tiezhu took the TT, he had a strong curiosity about the drawer on the second floor, and he couldn't help but open the drawer.
"What's that?" Lucy also looked in, and this look, she also leaned out.
"This ...... Is this still a movie theater? How do I feel like a couple's hotel? Zhao Tiezhu reached out and took out a pink stick from the drawer, which was just one of the many things inside.
"Put it in!!" Lucy couldn't take it anymore and ordered.
"Well, let me see, I've never touched this thing in my life! I've only seen it on movies. Zhao Tiezhu smiled obscenely and turned on a switch on the stick.
The stick shook its head and shook its head, "I'll wipe it, so powerful!" Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly closed the button, then put this thing in the drawer and closed it.
"Why don't you take this thing back and give it to Fan Jian?" Lucy asked, blushing.
"This ...... It's too heavy, Fan Jian can't use it, but the "egg" inside it, Lucy, you can take it back, that thing vibrates very frequently, and it's very good to use as a massager. Zhao Tiezhu laughed.
Lucy just rolled her eyes.
Zhao Tiezhu took a look at the third layer of the drawer and said to Lucy, "This first and second layers are so exciting, Lucy, do you want to take a look at the third layer?" ”
"This ......" Lucy hesitated, she was just a yellow flower girl, and it was already very shocking to see so many things at night that she had only seen in love action movies before, if the third layer came out and it was even more shocking, what would she do if it polluted her eyeballs? It's just that foreigners' curiosity is much heavier than that of Shenzhou, and Lucy hesitated for a moment and said, "Otherwise...... Open it up and take a look? ”
Zhao Tiezhu swallowed his saliva, reached out and opened the third drawer, and said as he pulled it, "This is what you want to see!" ”
After the drawer was opened, Zhao Tiezhu leaned over to take a look, this time he didn't rely on it, and came out directly with a "grass".
(The second watch, there are six watches today~ everyone supports yo~~~ The third to the sixth watch will be changed at noon~)