What the hell is going on?

It's too to be able to hit so close, right?

Everyone present was speechless, this robber had such inferior marksmanship and came to rob...... Who gave him the courage?

Could it be that he is a tease invited by the monkey, specifically to be funny?

The bank employees and customers who were squatting on the ground looked at the fat man who had been shot on the ground and wailed, their hearts trembling and at the same time a little unbearable.

Maybe that's what people often say about getting shot while lying down, right? It's sad enough.

And Tang Xinhui, who was squatting next to Xiao Chen, was also surprised by the scene in front of her, her small mouth opened slightly, her eyes opened wide, she looked at Xiao Chen in disbelief, and then at the fat man behind Xiao Chen.

She barely closed her eyes from beginning to end, naturally she witnessed the whole thing, she originally thought that Xiao Chen would definitely be shot by the robber's gun, but this was not the case!

When the robber shot just now, her eyes narrowed in fright, and then when she opened her eyes again, she saw that Xiao Chen was already squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, and the fat man behind Xiao Chen fell to the ground and howled inexplicably.

Tang Xinhui really couldn't figure out what was going on?

That's amazing, isn't it?

Could it be that the uncle in front of him is a martial arts master who is often shown on TV?

Not only can you hurt people by doing light work, flying flowers and picking leaves, and grass, trees, bamboos and stones can be used as swords, but you can also dodge bullets?!

Tang Xinhui glanced at the man beside her with a stomach full of questions, but saw that the man was yawning and plucking his ears, looking leisurely, as if he didn't know what the danger was.

Tang Xinhui wanted to ask Xiao Chen what was going on just now, but seeing that this was not the time to ask questions, she had to hold back her curiosity and obediently shut her mouth.

Of course, if you want to ask who is most surprised by the people present, the robber at the head must be the one who will not give in.

At this time, the leading robber was stunned, he was really surprised, why was he obviously aiming at the pretending to be a man in front of him, but he hit the fat pig man behind the pretending to be a man?

"Isn't it, can it be said that your marksmanship has really regressed so much?" The lead robber muttered softly, and began to doubt his professionalism, "It seems that I will have to practice marksmanship in the future......"

The robber who was not allowed to be led thought about it much, and the short and fat robber who was guarding the door "rolled" over like a leather ball, and hurriedly said: "Boss, boss! Oh no! There are more and more strips outside, what should we do?! ”

"Grass! Panic! Don't you see that we have so many hostages? If those stupid-forced police dare to mess around, Lao Tzu will use the people here to practice marksmanship! The leading robber arrogantly picked up his gun and pointed it at the man who was squatting on the ground.

"Hey, that's right! I'm afraid of what they're doing, it's probably about the same as if they're afraid of us! Humpty Dumpty robber slapped his head and said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, don't be stupid! Call the second and third children, and say that the task has been completed, and we should go! ”

The robber led by him waved his hand at the short and fat robber, and then walked in front of Xiao Chen, staring at Xiao Chen with a little deep meaning, thinking of what happened just now, he felt a little wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong.

But his intuition told him that it should have something to do with the man in front of him, isn't this young man an ordinary person?

"Hehe, big brother robber, do I have flowers on my face? Although I am handsome, I am loved by everyone, the flowers bloom, and the car has a flat tire, and I am known as a little Pan An with pear blossoms pressing begonias.

But you don't have to stare at me like that, do you? Even if you like me, I won't like your ......"

Seeing that the robber in the lead stared at him in a daze, Xiao Chen smiled, "Because I don't like men." ”

Poof――

Xiao Chen's words made almost everyone present couldn't help laughing, but when they thought that now was not the time to laugh, they all closed their mouths and held back their laughter.

"This uncle is really funny, maybe there is no regret about dying with the uncle......" Tang Xinhui looked at Xiao Chen's side face blankly, and the corners of her mouth showed a relieved smile.

The robber led by the leader dared to tease when he saw that the man in front of him was dying, and suddenly became angry, picked up a gun and pointed it at Xiao Chen's head, and said fiercely: "Lao Tzu doesn't like men!" However, stinky boy, I have to say that you are really bold, and you are like a gentleman......

It's a pity, I obviously didn't choose you as a hostage, but you want to die, then I'll do what you want! Stand up and go!! ”

"Hey, hey, this robber brother, be careful, this gun is easy to misfire." Xiao Chen pretended to be scared and reminded.

"......Shh I'm still a gentleman when you, and it's still a coward who is afraid of death! You want to pretend-force, this time you're stupid-forced, right? ”

The robber led by him sneered, and then pointed a gun at Tang Xinhui, who was squatting on the ground, "Little girl, and you, stand up for me and go!" ”

Tang Xinhui was no longer so scared, so she stood up expressionlessly, and then followed Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen saw that the robber led by him was still staring at Tang Xinhui, and he immediately wondered.

I have stood up to be a hostage, but why does this robber still arrest this girl?

In fact, isn't it enough to catch only one of yourself?

After all, as long as there are hostages in negotiations with the police, it doesn't matter how many hostages there are, and the fewer hostages, the easier it is to escape, okay?

Could it be that this robber has taken a fancy to this girl?

Because Tang Xinhui is really beautiful, even if her figure is not very plump, but she is also very good, so Xiao Chen thinks so.

At this time, the other two robbers had already run over with bags containing money, and they were a little stunned for a while when they saw that the boss had grabbed two hostages at once.

Didn't the task explain that only one was arrested, why did the boss catch two at once?

"Hello, Mr. Robber!" Seeing the other two robbers running over, Xiao Chen greeted them with a smile.

"Uh...... Hello. The skinny robber, who looked like a bamboo pole, paused and responded.

After a few seconds, the thin robber reacted, it turned out that this thing was teasing himself, he was angry and angry, he put a gun on Xiao Chen's head, and shouted: "Good Nima! Don't chirp crookedly, go! ”

"Let's go, why are you so atmospheric? It's rude......" Xiao Chen muttered, and then swaggered out with the robber.

Walking out of the bank, the robber led by the robber was furious when he saw that the police did not retreat to a position he was satisfied with!

He pulled Tang Xinhui over, put a gun to the girl's head, and yelled at the police: "Grass! Stay away from Lao Tzu! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill hostages! ”

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