(352) Pay me a yew
Miao Weiguo shouted: "Half makeup, have you figured out the situation?" Now it's me who is being beaten, don't you ask me if I'm hurt, and oppose Chen Xue to ask for warmth, I want to ask, do you dare to be more eccentric? β
Lin Banxiang turned around and said coldly: "You don't have to worry, I'm just about to settle accounts with you." I spent 800,000 yuan to pull this 'red bean shirt' from thousands of mountains and rivers in Hainan, and it was hard to plant it, and it was destroyed by you, so you can tell me how to compensate me? β
"Uh......" Miao Weiguo's eyes widened, and his face was full of unconvinced: "Half makeup, didn't you see it?" The tree was destroyed by Chenxue, you should ask him for compensation, why do you ask me for money? β
"Really?" Lin Banxiang said coldly: "I don't know if Chen Xue destroyed the tree or not, I saw you break the tree all of a sudden, and almost demolished my 'Tingxue Building', if you dare to cheat again, I will let the lawyer sue you!" β
"Uh......" Miao Weiguo really wants to die at this time, and he is reasonable with Lin Banxiang, and it is estimated that he is not Lin Banxiang's opponent. The most infuriating thing was Nalan, lest he die completely enough, so he walked up and stepped on it fiercely: "I can testify that this tree was really broken by Miao Weiguo, and everyone here saw it!" β
Zhou Yun and Lin Qianxue were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they also jumped out and shouted: "We can also testify that the tree was not broken by Brother Chenxue-"
Miao Weiguo really wanted to cry without tears at the moment, turned his gaze to Han Ziyu, Zou Xiaobo and Jia Yuan, and seemed to have a hint of luck and asked: "Xiao Yu, your eyes are bright, you won't be like them to ignore the facts and reverse black and white, right?" β
Han Ziyu coughed, and then learned Fu Chenxue to rub his nose, and said seriously: "Soldiers have always respected the facts, and they don't wronged a good person, nor let go of a bad person, so ......"
Miao Weiguo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a smile: "I know that there is still justice in this world, Tianli Zhaozhao, Tianli Zhaozhao...... Xiao Yu, you sue them, who broke the big tree? β
Han Ziyu glanced at Miao Weiguo and said unhurriedly: "Uncle Miao, you know that I can't lieβ"
"Of course I do!"
"You really broke this yew tree!"
"Uh......" Miao Weiguo rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath. When everyone saw this, they burst into laughter. Seeing that Lin Ban didn't give up, Miao Weiguo didn't care about his face, and shouted: "Boss, help-"
Lin Jianhua saw that they were making a fuss for a long time, and knew that it would be impossible not to show up, so he smiled and said: "Lao Miao, you know the discipline of the army, and you have to compensate for the damage to private property, how can I save you?" But I'm afraid you won't be able to take out 800,000 at once, so I'll tell you a favor, just 500,000. You've saved up almost enough of that over the years......"
Miao Weiguo shouted: "500,000? Boss, why don't you go and rob the bank? This tree is covered in gold, and it's not worth half a million......"
Lin Banxiang said coldly: "For my brother's sake, it's 500,000." If you bargain again, go talk to the judge! β
"Uh......" Seeing everyone's smiling eyes, and then looking at Lin Ban's calm appearance, Miao Weiguo knew that he was planted home today, the so-called "People are under the eaves, how can they not bow their heads?" He pretended to be pitiful and said, "Half makeup, your brother Miao hasn't even gotten a wife until now, where can you get 500,000 yuan?" The tree was broken by my brother, is it okay if my brother is wrong? You just show mercy, raise your noble hand, and let your brother go, okay? β
Lin Banxiang almost laughed, "You don't have 500,000 yuan!" In this way, you promise me three things, and if you do it, we will write it off; If I can't, I'll sue you at any time, understand? β
Miao Weiguo smiled bitterly: "Grandma, I don't understand, can it be done?" Seeing Fu Chenxue standing next to her and watching the joke, she couldn't help but get angry and shouted, "Little free cub, you were all killed by you." Wait a while to see how Lao Tzu cleans you up......" Before he finished speaking, he heard Lin Banxiang say coldly: "From now on, you must no longer call Chen Xue 'little rabbit cub', nor can you call yourself 'Lao Tzu' in front of him, this is the first thing I asked you to do, can you do it?" β
"Uh......" Miao Weiguo was eaten to death by Lin Ban Makeup today, and said with a wry smile: "Half Makeup, me and Chen Xue...... The little rabbit ......" realized that he almost showed his mouth, and he quickly covered his mouth, and everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt when they saw this scene.
Lin Banxiang still said coldly: "Sue me, can you do it?" β
Now, where does Miao Weiguo still have a choice? "Of course it can be done...... Half makeup, what are the remaining two things? β
Lin Banxiang's eyes rolled and said, "Are there two of them?" I haven't figured it out yet, you don't have to worry, I'll let you know as soon as I think about it! β
Miao Weiguo was speechless again, am I really in such a hurry? You'd better never think of it for the rest of your life!
After a farce ended, Uncle Bai found someone to clean up the mess, and everyone returned to the hall of "Tingxue Building". Fu Chenxue and Lin Banxiang walked at the end, and when he saw that everyone was not paying attention, he asked quietly: "Sister Banxiang, I just destroyed the "Hundred Feathers", how can the old man explain it?" β
Lin Banxiang looked back and smiled, "If you want to confess, will you give me a three-year coolie to pay off my debts?" β
Fu Chenxue frowned and said, "Three years? β
Lin Banxiang's heart tightened, and he couldn't help but stop, and his voice trembled a little: "What? You don't want to? You ......"
Seeing that Lin Banxiang was shocked like a deer, Fu Chenxue suddenly smiled and said, "I mean three years is too short, Sister Banxiang, can you extend the time to thirty years, even if it is three hundred years......
Lin Banxiang blushed his cheeks when he was on the ground, and when everyone was not paying attention, he quietly twisted it in Fu Chenxue's waist, and said amorously: "You are a bad boy, you will make my sister happy." Three hundred years? Do you think we can all live forever? β
Fu Chenxue suddenly remembered the temple and Qingluan, her heart moved, and said, "Maybe it's really possible." Sister Half Makeup, if there really is that day, are you willing to stay with me all the time? β
Lin Banxiang's cheeks were hot again, he lowered his head, and his voice was as small as a mosquito: "Silly boy, how could my sister be unwilling?" Don't say 300 years, if it's 10,000 years......"
Fu Chenxue's heart fluttered, and she couldn't help but hold Lin Banxiang's hand and laughed.
Nalan and the others turned their heads, and when they saw this, they wondered, "Chenxue, what are you laughing at?" β
"Oh......" Fu Chenxue realized that she was a little carried away, and quickly let go of Lin Banxiang's hand, and said nonsense: "Sister Banxiang and I are talking about the compensation for the painting just now...... A million dollars is not a small amount, and I have to pay it back if I smash the pot and sell iron......"