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"I have come this time, first of all, to bring a message back for Lord Helen, tonight the palace will hold a palace ball for Lord Helen, for fear of your worries, Lord Helen specially asked His Majesty, let us inform Lord Richard...... Eun ....... "The Greens Knife St. Shearer is obviously still a little uncomfortable with the fact that the Emerald Lord has become a Divine Comedy Shaman, and there is a small slip of the tongue.

"It is Helen's blessing to be invited by His Majesty to participate in the court ball." Liu Zhenzhen pursed his lips, and anyone with a little brain could see that he was acting coy when he said this: "I already know about this matter, I have troubled a few adults, it is too late, I will not send it far." ”

"Wait a minute, Your Majesty, we Greens have one more thing to trouble Your Majesty." Green Party officer Shearer looked at the Divine Comedy Shaman with blazing eyes: "About Owen and Murphy, of course, there are also Hargreaves and Barosh who are far away in the Emerald, I have actually heard that they appeared on the front line during the occupation of the desert last year, and I also know through other channels that they are now following His Richard Crown, I originally wanted to take time to go to the Emerald ———— because the four of them are members of our Green Party, I hope they can end their wandering careers as soon as possible, Come back to our Greens and fulfill their highest racial duty———— get married and have children............"

"Watch your wording, Mr. Officer." Liu Zhenzhen sneered: "The four praying mantis monks are not wandering, they are following the best sacrifices in the kingdom, and your words seem to have the taste of contempt for the divine power." ”

"Your Majesty. The population of the Greens is on the verge of extinction, and we desperately want every man of the Regulars to take on the important mission of continuing the generations to come, if everyone is like Owen and them. Didn't the last Zerg Beamon dissipate in the wind? I don't think even the merciful god of war would want to see this responsibility, right? Although the big hat of contempt for theocracy is not lightly buttoned, but the one-eyed dragon Shearer is obviously not a fledgling rookie knife saint, of course, he will not be fooled by these three or two sentences, but he sincerely and generously stated that the heads of the two mantis monks Owen and Murphy are about to fall to the ground.

"Chedemaria ~ Lord Shearer, you said this, but His Majesty Richard is the messenger of God, and the God of War may really agree to this." O'Neill stalked his neck and argued with strong words.

"Really?" Shearer stared coldly at O'Neill. Ao Fat is not afraid, his eyes are rolling, and his face is irrelevant.

"I'm sorry Lord Shearer, but these Greens under my command have converted to dervishetic teachings. And the ascetic teachings have a clause of 'abstinence' to let them go back and get married and have children, and I don't think I can help you. Liu Zhenzhen shrugged helplessly.

Are you kidding! The four praying mantis monks of Fei Lengcui followed Lao Liu from birth to death when Fei Lengcui started. It's the Whampoa department in the Central Army, the Gestapo in the SS, how can you give someone a sentence or two to take home, not to mention that the Greens still have a damn tradition, the wedding night. The bride will gnaw off the groom's head, so that his descendants will inherit the lineage, and Lao Liu raised his hands in favor, but put them back to die, several monks were willing, and Liu Zhenzhen himself was still unwilling. Elder Andulan had been cultivating them for ten years, and there were four of these excellent monks.

"Your Majesty, you are also a clergyman, Owen and Murphy actually betrayed the arms of the God of War, don't you mind? This kind of traitor should be handed over to us! "The Green Party knife St. Shearer grabbed Owen and Murphy's pigtails at once, and questioned Lao Liu in turn, although the Kingdom of Beamon is not as strict as human control over religious issues, but as Beamon, he does not believe in shamanic teachings but converts to ascetic teachings, if he delves into it, it is not impossible to use the topic to play, and stabbing things into the Inquisition will definitely cause a series of troubles———— of course, no priest will be more concerned about this kind of thing, after all, for a priest, One more monk or human priest among his followers is a hundred times stronger than a witch doctor.

"Mr. Shearer, your twitter makes me really suspicious, you are the long-disappeared Newcastle Magpies and not the Greens, as you say, it is true that converting to ascetic teachings is contrary to our local traditions, but ............" Liu Zhenzhen pointed to his nose: "............ Did you see it, who am I? I am a Divine Comedy shaman! And we have always admitted that this world is not the only god that exists, and we only think that the god of war, Kampas, is the most noble god in the whole world! So as the supreme god, there must be a few little gods who follow him to do chores, right? As the hand-picked spokesperson of the God of War, I can now recruit and recruit monks to become a part of the Temple of Beamon, and give them the position of 'witch doctor priest' in the original summer palace of the god of war, so won't their status be over?" ”

"And what if I'm still going to take them away?" The Green Party Knife Saint Shearer really couldn't quibble about this new Divine Comedy shaman, so he simply came to a hard one, and his eyes revealed a coldness.

"It's been a long time since I've heard anyone say that to me." Liu Zhenzhen hugged his arm and looked at the Green Party Sword Saint with a smile on his face: "You might as well try, my child, we have a saying in Beamon———— biting Doug never barks." ”

The three magicians stood up from the bar in the distance, the crystal staff in their hands opened the wooden wine glasses that were bubbling with ale foam, and confronted the four Greens Sword Saints in unison, except for the little giant and Xiao Cui who were still pulling out their white hair, Fat Luo and O'Neill, Duncan The three guys all stood up with unkind faces, I don't know when it started, there were more than a dozen militia strong and sturdy figures in the bar, and the cold weapons reflected the entire bar coldly, and a group of low-level priests who were drinking idle wine saw that the magicians had traces of hands, They all stood up in a panic and slammed open the hinge door in a hurry. Escaped from this land of right and wrong.

The black-green pupils of the four Mantis Sword Holy Lands were all gathered on Liu Zhenzhen's body, and they turned a deaf ear to the fierce gazes around them.

"Your Majesty, I say one last time, please respect the traditions of our Greens." Shearer, the Praetorian Guard saber instructor, had a grim face. Hands resting on the handle of the waist cavalry knife.

"Greens, in the past, anyone could not give face to the Divine Comedy Shaman, but now it definitely can't be, as long as I become the Divine Comedy Shaman, all the rules have to be changed." Liu Zhenzhen smiled faintly: "While you can still go out first, leave quickly, if you really want to move, although the Green Party has superb knife skills, it is surrounded by all sides, and no matter how exquisite the knife skills are, it is useless to lose the space to move." ”

"Are you threatening us?" A Green Party swordsman was furious. Shearer's back swiped the ground and unfurled his arm knife, and a heavy slash of blackiron longer than the others suppressed his movements from a few meters away, and the fat starting knife style startled several Greens. The gaze was filled with deep disbelief.

"One last warning, don't act rashly!" Standing at the bar, Master Ortega had a flame-like heat in his tone.

"Boss! Don't do this! Guru. Don't do that! They are our compatriots! It's our people! The two mantis monks, Owen and Murphy, were in a hurry, and hurriedly came up to play the round.

"I'll tell you that the Greens aren't the only Zerg anymore, the return of the Mandarin Fury Butterfly and the Skade Cicada has made me nominally the lord of Zerg Beamon. A few of you little Praetorian Guard instructors are not qualified to negotiate any terms with me, and it is almost the same for your patriarch to come. Liu Zhenzhen pointed his finger at the four mantis sword saints, and smiled mockingly: "If the sacrifice of the kingdom is casually threatened by a few of you, then what kind of battlefield will it be on and what kind of meritorious feats will it make." Just buy a kitchen knife and wipe your neck! ”

"I have taken your words to heart, and I hope you understand what a blasphemy it is to rebel against the traditions of a Bimon race." The Green Party Knife Saint Shearer's chest rose and fell violently, and he forced himself to hold back his anger, and said word by word.

"When your Green bride changes her habit of gnawing on the groom's head, I will." Liu Zhenzhen smiled indifferently.

Seeing the four Greens leaving the bar angrily, the two monks hurriedly turned around, one muttering vigorously what to do, what to do, the strictness of the clan rules, in the kingdom, is indeed beyond everything, and no authority can interfere.

"What are you afraid of?" Liu Zhenzhen comforted the two monks: "The soldiers are coming, with me, who can take you away?" If you want to fight, I will accompany the entire Greens! Depend on! It's just a small race of about 100 people, and I can pickle them into grasshoppers with crowd tactics. ”

"That's not what we meant." Owen and Murphy jumped to their feet in a hurry, and it really made the lord cripple all the Greens, which they didn't want to see.

"What about the two hostesses? Wouldn't something happen to a dance at the palace? O'Neill asked a little worriedly, "Those four Greens are Praetorian Guards!" ”

"Something? Hehe, according to Mo'er and Avril's personality of fearing that the world will not be chaotic, if something happens, it is strange that the palace will not be demolished by the two of them! Liu Zhenzhen smiled: "If it wasn't for Helen to find a desert human robber to avenge the blood feud in Maple Leaf Village, I would have patted my ass and returned to Fei Lengcui to be the king of grass, they don't force me to go that far." ”

"So what do we do now?" Fei Luo returned the knife into the sheath and spread his hands: "Is it difficult to wait like this?" ”

"Don't think so badly about the king, if you can drive the barbarian empire in the Southern Cross Forest to that side ten years ago, and then rein in the Pier and Fawkes to join yourself, the king is definitely not the kind of short-sighted fool, the little thing you think in your heart is only a fool like Prince Richard would do, if the king can do it, then how can he be crowned the crown of thorns in a row, and he has not abdicated the throne for twenty-five years, and can slowly restore the Beamon kingdom to its vitality? Beamon and Beamon are not the same, even sons and Lao Tzu are the same, the eldest husband will inevitably have a wife who is not virtuous and unfilial, and Lao Tzu's heroic son has a lot of seeds. Liu Zhenzhen shamelessly pointed at himself and said: "For example, my two sons, the second and third sons, although they are not of a bad breed, none of them are filial. ”

"Daddy is talking bad about us again." Er Shao squeezed in from the crowd at the door, and there was still a round and oily fish roe on his small mouth.

"I still decided to report what Daddy just said about Sister Elf to Mother Helen!" San Shao also came in with a big belly. There was a shaking of the head.

Guoguo flew into the bar on a parrot, and looked at Liu Zhenzhen, who rolled his eyes, and smirked.

"These two halfling stupid people, why do you still let you eat fish roe?" Liu Zhen was angry: "I must have skinned the two of them and covered them with a big drum." ”

"Daddy, don't interrupt! Tell the story! Er Shao pouted. A little annoyed: "You promised us." ”

"Storytelling isn't easy." Liu Zhenzhen took off the hot dead man's porcupine skin robe, hugged his two sons with a smile, sat on one of his knees, turned back to O'Neill and said: "Fatty, go and help me call Cheney, the hedgehog patriarch of the Trench Rainbow Clan, the old man I want to tattoo my son today while telling my son about the ancients." ”

"What do you tattoo for? Tattoos for sacrifices? O'Neill was surprised: "Could it be that a few days ago you used firefly butt and pigeon blood, cinnabar or something to make a pot of paste, just for today's tattoo?" ”

"Of course, the 'strength pattern' follows the tattoo, and it is not a waste that I only have a tattoo. Three more tattoos on the arms and back, and I'll use four shields, this time I'm tattooing invisible fluorescent tattoos, I'll rely on it. Tattoo a downhill tiger on the back! It's not that Trench Rainbow is good at tattoos, and I'm not worried about them doing it! Liu Zhen laughed: "Go, Feiluo, you have superb knife skills." Get a razor and help my brother shave a punk hairstyle, the kind with a pinch of hair in the middle. ”

"What do you do with a downhill tiger tattooed on your back? Why not tattoo a downhill boar? If you tattoo a Taggo, others will say that you are selling yourself to take refuge. O'Neill grinned.

"Silly B, what kind of refuge is that. Purely for the sake of prestige, to take refuge in Tygo? I'll take refuge in him! Liu Zhen sneered: "They are almost the same as me." ”

"We want it too!" The second and third young men raised their arms and said, and Guoguo also came over, pointing to his big belly, highly recommended.

"What a tattoo for a child! Bad boys get tattoos! Liu Zhenzhen gave a slap in the face.

"Then I'm going to listen to the story." Sanshao wrinkled his little nose. grabbed his father's thick chest hair.

"Don't worry, Daddy will tell you the story of Prince Richard." Liu Zhenzhen wiped his nose, weighed it in his heart, picked a place to go, sorted out his thoughts, and said slowly: "Prince Richard, you know who it is, right?" ”

Two young and three less one--floating astronomy--head, Guoguo also blinked and nodded vigorously with big eyes.

"Prince Richard, he liked to go to the forest alone and strip naked in the sun, but one day, a little girl Fox came to the forest to pick mushrooms, and counted them as she picked them...... 1…… 2…… 3…… 4……”

"Why did she count?" Sanshao asked stupidly.

"Because I have to do the math of numbers, Fawkes has a natural sensitivity to numbers." Liu Zhenzhen patted Sanshao's head and said with a smile: "So, when this little girl from Fox picked up Prince Richard's side, she looked at it, wow, what a mushroom from the earth!" So she went to pull it out, but the numbers in her mouth kept locking on...... 5…… 5…… 5...... the little girl was not able to pick the mushroom, and Prince Richard, he thought it was a good day, so he came to the forest again the next day to take a nap, and this time he still stripped naked............"

"Prince Richard is such a scoundrel!" Er Shao said with a little face.

Guoguo covered her ears and stood on Liu's shocking head and grimaced.

"This thing was originally a hooligan." Liu Zhenzhen's smile was even worse: "This time at noon, he came to the forest again, and met a little girl picking mushrooms, but it was not the little Fox girl from yesterday, but a little Orephine girl, who was also picking and counting ...... 1…… 2…… 3…… 4……”

When the little Orephine girl came to Prince Richard, she also found a mushroom, and she reached out and picked it, counting it with her mouth...... 5…… 6…… 7......" Liu Zhen laughed and trembled.

"Why did you count to seven? Didn't Miss Fox always count to five yesterday? Er Shao asked strangely.

The surrounding militiamen were all snickering, they wanted to see how the lord answered his son's question.

"Even if it's your father and me, and I meet a little Orephine girl, this seven is also counted." Liu Zhenzhen couldn't help laughing anymore.