Chapter 682: Snow White and Exhibitionism

readx; Although it only sells roast goose, this shop is really small, there is basically no business area, it is said to be a restaurant, but it is more like a lo-mei shop that can be seen everywhere in the Wudong residential area, but there are a few simple tables at the door, you can sit down and drink some beer and eat roast goose. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Most of the people who come to this shop to buy roast goose are taken away, and few of them sit down to eat, so the tables are quite empty. Of course, Shi Lei and the two little Loli would not leave after buying, so Shi Lei went to line up to buy roast goose, while the two little Loli found a vacant seat and sat down, waiting for Shi Lei quietly.

After queuing for more than ten minutes, Shi Lei bought two servings of roast goose, although it was said that these two little Loli asked to eat it, but when they really ate it, the two girls really had no appetite because they had eaten a lot of messy snacks in Causeway Bay. Even though the two of them kept praising the roast goose here that it tasted quite good, but they had no choice but to have a limited belly, and they didn't even finish eating one, but Shi Lei tasted it, and felt that the roast goose in this store was indeed worthy of its reputation, and it was no wonder that there were so many people queuing up at such an hour, and they only ate seven or eight minutes before they were full, and they drove for more than half an hour all the way, and they seemed to be a little hungry again. So, Shi Lei ate a cold beer alone and ate one and a half servings of roast goose.

"Where is this where I accompany you to eat, there are two servings in total, but I ate more than one." After Shi Lei put down the chopsticks, he finished drinking the beer in the cup, and his stomach was very satisfied, but he couldn't help but say with some surprise when he saw the two little Loli holding their chins and looking at him.

The two little Lori laughed together: "It's okay, we also have a sense of accomplishment when we watch Big Brother Stone eat you, which is enough to prove that our choice is good!" "It's my sister Ren Xueqin who said this, and if Ren Yaqin said it, it might be a little mean.

Touching his stomach, Shi Lei noticed that when they came just now, there was only a queue of about a few meters at the door, but now, there was actually a long queue, it seems that there are really not a few Hong Kong who eat very greasy in the middle of the night here.

"Let's go back as well." Shi Lei said.

The two little Lori stood up, and naturally grabbed Shi Lei with a bag from left to right, each holding one of his arms, and seemed to be very satisfied and walked towards the car.

got into the car and lit the fire, Shi Lei was naturally about to drive in the direction of the cross-sea tunnel, but the two little Lori pointed him in another direction, Shi Lei saw that the time was only more than nine o'clock, and reluctantly agreed.

After a while, the car drove to the beach, and there was a long strip composed of lights in the distance, and Ren Yaqin told Shi Lei that it was the famous Qingma Bridge.

"Sham Tseng is most famous for its roast goose and panoramic view of the Tsing Ma Bridge. There's really nothing to look good at night, but it's better at night. Big Brother Stone, do you look at that long strip of light, does it look like a jade belt? Across the entire Tsing Yi Island to Ma Wan, it's spectacular! ”

In fact, the Tsing Ma Bridge is almost every tourist who comes to Hong Kong by plane must pass through, this bridge was originally one of the ten core projects built for the Chek Wax Kok Airport, after getting off the airport, you need to pass through the Tsing Ma Bridge to reach the city center of Hong Kong, whether it is to Hong Kong Island or Kowloon Island, you need to pass through here. Therefore, Shi Lei has actually walked on the Qingma Bridge, but he has never appreciated the grandeur of this bridge, which is one of the "Top Ten Architectural Achievement Awards of the Twentieth Century" from such an angle.

Ren Yaqin said well, from this point of view to look at the Qingma Bridge, if it is replaced by daytime, it really does not have much significance, because the distance is relatively far, so no matter how magnificent the building looks like a bridge, it may not even be more spectacular than the Wudong Yangjiang Bridge. Of course, from the Tsing Ma Bridge there is a special viewing platform to see, the feeling will be completely different, the observation deck is Hong Kong political axe specially selected for tourists to watch the Tsing Ma Bridge attractions, naturally choose the best angle and location, from that viewing platform, you can see the entire Tsing Ma Bridge, its magnificent momentum looks shocking.

From the seaside of Sham Well, looking at the Tsing Ma Bridge from a distance, it is probably really a narrow strip during the day, and at night, when the lights on the entire Tsing Ma Bridge are all lit up, and the lights of the vehicles shuttling back and forth are shining one after another, you can see how the ant-like vehicles on the bridge are shuttling on the Tsing Ma Bridge. If you squint your eyes slightly, the lights on the bridge and the vehicles will be blurred, and even make people have an illusion that it is not the Tsing Ma Bridge, but the Milky Way in the sky, and those vehicles shuttling back and forth are the seats of the immortals in the sky, and there is a vague feeling of fairyland.

At both ends of the Tsing Ma Bridge, Tsing Yi Island is responsible for connecting Lantau Island and Kowloon Island, which is not prosperous in itself, although it is less than ten o'clock at this time, but the lights are relatively rare. On the Lantau side, it is even quieter, and the lights at both ends are just like scattered stars, which highlights the brilliance of the entire Tsing Ma Bridge.

While admiring, Shi Lei heard Ren Xueqin beside him oops, he hurriedly turned his face to look, and then saw Ren Xueqin covering her stomach with a sad face, her brows tightly tangled, as if she was in pain.

"What's wrong with you?" Shi Lei hurriedly asked.

Ren Xueqin gritted her teeth and shook her head slowly: "It's okay." ”

Of course Shi Lei wouldn't believe it, looking at Ren Xueqin's expression again, it seemed to be a little embarrassed, Shi Lei suddenly said, could it be Ren Xueqin's relatives visiting unexpectedly?

With such a thought in his heart, his face inevitably showed a little embarrassment, Ren Xueqin was still holding her stomach, but she didn't notice it much, but Ren Yaqin saw it with sharp eyes.

"Big Brother Stone, you want to be crooked again, right? That's not why my sister ......."

"Huh? What is the reason? For today's plan, Shi Lei can only pretend to be confused, and he can't really debunk "that reason".

Ren Yaqin glanced at Shi Lei: "Don't pretend to be confused, just look at your expression and know that you must want to be crooked." My sister and I have the same menstrual cycle, at least a week before we come, and we are always on time. ”

"Uh...... This one...... You don't need to tell me about this, do you? Shi Lei was completely embarrassed by Ren Yaqin now.

And Ren Xueqin listened to the conversation between the two, and became more and more embarrassed, her little face seemed to be a little hot and red, and she whispered: "Sister, don't talk nonsense...... Big Brother Stone, I'm not because of that, it's just that my stomach suddenly hurts a little......"

Shi Lei thought about it, these two girls ate Haisai at night in Causeway Bay, and ate a lot of cold things, girls, they are always more sensitive to these things, plus they came so far to eat something like roast goose, and it seems normal to have a sudden stomachache.

According to experience, this kind of stomach ache is usually due to the poor digestion of all kinds of raw and cold greasy foods mixed together, and it is usually fine when you go to the toilet, so Shi Lei looked around to see if there would be a public toilet nearby.

This place is called Diaoyu Bay, which was originally a good place for swimming and couples, but because of the construction of the Tsing Ma Bridge and the Ting Kau Bridge, the sea water has been polluted, so there are almost no facilities at this beach, except for the occasional barbecue on the beach.

However, Shi Lei saw a dilapidated hut not far away, which used to be used to change the clothes of people swimming in the sea and rinse with fresh water, but now it is obviously dilapidated, and no one has come to repair it for a long time.

Seeing Shi Lei's constant looks, Ren Yaqin said again: "Brother Shi, you don't have to worry so much, my sister just has a bad stomach, just go to the toilet in a while." ”

Shi Lei also happened to find the dilapidated small house at this time, so he asked Ren Xueqin with concern: "Xueqin, there seems to be a small room there, why don't you go there and solve it simply?" Although it is said that he is more than ten years old, and it is also at this kind of helpless time and place, but when Shi Lei said this, he still felt a little weird, as if it was a movie about family ethics, the people in the play were originally discussing the relationship between family and the law, but there was a Stephen Chow, who was very nonsensical with the weapon of the Bull Demon King and stuck an apple and sang "I love to eat grilled chicken wings".

Ren Xueqin obviously couldn't bear the pain in her stomach, her face turned red, and she finally lowered her head and gritted her teeth and ran towards the room.

Here, Ren Xueqin just ran over and disappeared under the wall of that room, and here Ren Yaqin suddenly sighed, hugged her stomach, and showed the same expression on her face as Ren Xueqin just now.

Shi Lei rolled his eyes: "Okay, don't pretend to be a stinky girl, you know how to laugh at your sister all day long." Shi Lei took it for granted that the eccentric Ren Yaqin was pretending, there was no reason for such a coincidence that the two little Loli suddenly had stomach discomfort one after the other, right?

But Ren Yaqin ignored Shi Lei, and ran directly towards the room, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. Shi Lei stupidly looked at the direction where the two little loli disappeared, and muttered to himself: "Ah? Did you really eat a bad stomach? Belch...... These two are really twins, and they even eat bad stomachs together. ”

He was talking to himself when he heard the cell phone ringing in the car. Shi Lei looked at his watch, it looked like ten o'clock, and his heart was probably that Su Doudou and Shi Jiajia had settled down, and he thought of calling him to say something, so he walked to the car unhurriedly and took out the phone from the car.

But after getting the phone, the caller ID showed the phone number of Ren Yaqin's little Lori, Shi Lei strangely chose to answer it, and asked, "What's your condition?" ”

Ren Yaqin's voice looked very painful, and she muttered: "Brother Shi, my sister and I didn't take the paper, we are in a hurry, you can come and send us some paper......

Belch...... Isn't this okay? It's easier to do this if you have a toilet at home, at least through the door, but in this wilderness, although there are a few broken walls there, but this paper delivery thing ...... "My sister and I have no choice but to ask you to send it, even if we wear coats, it's easy to do, but we have a skirt on our ......"

Shi Lei saw that Ren Yaqin's words became more and more unreliable, and hurriedly interrupted her: "Okay, okay, I'll send it right away, don't say it!" The main reason is that what Ren Yaqin said was a little too detailed, so that Shi Lei couldn't help but wonder what these two snow-white little Loli looked like when they took off their tops and then tore them into pieces of cloth to wipe their little buttocks, as if there were some glamorous and disgusting feelings.

Hurriedly took out the paper towel from the car, Shi Lei ran to the edge of the broken house in small steps, and shouted softly: "Little girl, where are you?" ”

Then, Shi Lei heard Ren Yaqin's voice and said, "Big Brother Shi, I'm here!" Shi Lei followed the sound and turned a corner, originally thought that Ren Yaqin would honestly hide under the wall, stretched out a hand from behind the wall and waited for himself to hand her the paper, but he didn't expect Shi Lei to turn around, but saw Ren Yaqin with his back to him, but the snow-white little ass was in front of his eyes, although it was dark around, but Shi Lei was holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the bright light of the mobile phone played a role in lighting, plus this girl was too white...... This white, if it is really in a black place, it will definitely be useless, but as long as it is a little bright, the snow white will be in sharp contrast with the darkness of other places, and it obviously has a reflective effect, and suddenly Shi Lei felt that there was a white mass in front of him, which made him shout out a little unexpectedly.

"Ah...... Yaqin, you ......" Shi Lei hurriedly turned his back, and said with a little complaint in his mouth: "You girl, why don't you hide behind the wall......"

However, what came from behind Shi Lei was Ren Xueqin's voice, timid, and seemed to be very aggrieved: "I am Xueqin, not my sister......" The little girl probably heard Shi Lei's footsteps just now, and before she had time to react, she had already been looked at by Shi Lei - of course, it was not fair to say this, in fact, she couldn't see anything, it was just a cloud of snow white, and there was a judgment mechanism in her brain that could tell Shi Lei that it must be Ren Xueqin's little fart - and now I heard Shi Lei's words again, The little girl is probably very aggrieved.

"I heard Yaqin talking to me!" Shi Lei said with his back to him.

Ren Xueqin said extremely aggrievedly: "My sister is around the corner, I didn't expect you to come over here, I thought you would pass over there!" ”

Belch...... This seems to be a bit of an oolong!

But Shi Lei didn't have time to think about this, so he had to say: "I don't move, you turn around yourself, the paper is in my hand, you take it." ”

Ren Xueqin sighed, Shi Lei soon felt a light hand behind his back, and the paper he took had been taken away by Ren Xueqin, but at the same time, he heard Ren Yaqin's stinky girl's sly laughter from the corner of the wall.

Shi Lei had completely lost his temper at this time, and hurriedly left the "crime scene", and after a while, the two little Loli ran back to the car, but before Shi Lei started the car and prepared to drive back, the two little Loli coincidentally covered their stomachs again, this time they remembered to take the paper, jumped out of the car, and ran towards the dilapidated little house again.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, seeing the two little loli have diarrhea for the second time in such a short time, Shi Lei felt that his stomach seemed to be a little overturned. But soon, Shi Lei knew that it was not a psychological effect, it seemed that something was really wrong with what they ate at night, Shi Lei's stomach also hurt violently, and it seemed that he had to find a place to solve it.

If you have the heart, you can also run over with the two little Lori.,It seems that something is wrong.,But where can you go if you don't go there? It can't be solved on the spot, can it?

After hesitating for a moment, Shi Lei only felt that his stomach was really unbearable, and he couldn't take care of it anymore, so he took out a pack of tissues from the car and hurriedly ran towards the dilapidated house. This time, he learned a little smarter, first called the names of the two little loli, and after determining their location, Shi Lei found a position where it was obvious that they would not appear, and squatted down...... It's really embarrassing.,It's good to poop outside.,Fortunately, it's in the middle of the night.,No one saw it.,And the two little Lori were also tricked.,Don't take this as a laughing stock when you go back.。

After Shi Lei finished solving the problem, he stood up satisfied, but he suddenly saw two black shadows rushing in front of him, and Shi Lei hurriedly squatted down again. When the two black shadows walked in, Shi Lei found out that it was the Ren family's pair of little Lori, this was probably the third time they ran this way, but Shi Lei didn't watch out for the direction they ran in this time.

You can't see anything, right? - Shi Lei thought silently in his heart, but when the two little Loli went around to the back, and Shi Lei stood up and was about to put on his pants, he felt that there was another gallop of thousands of horses in his stomach, yes, don't get up, continue to squat. And when he squatted down, Shi Lei heard Ren Yaqin say something to him behind the wall, so that Shi Lei almost didn't sink into the things he excreted, and suffocated himself to death.

Ren Yaqin said: "Big brother Shi, you are really shameless, I didn't expect you to have exhibitionism, and you actually faced me and my sister without pants!" ”

God, earth, what are these two little Lori! Did I do that on purpose? If you weren't young and you were a little girl, Lao Tzu would even think that you were deliberately trying to come to see Lao Tzu, okay? Although this is not much to see...... Shi Lei was a mess of grievances, but he couldn't say a word, only an urge to vomit three liters of blood.

But Ren Yaqin didn't plan to let him go, and said again: "Big brother stone, do you feel ashamed, so you can't speak?" ”

"Malegobi, I want to smack your ass!" Shi Lei cursed silently in his heart

(To be continued)