Chapter 66: Nonsense
() Zhang Daoling had long been unknown and fell asleep. Fang Zhong took a slight look, except for his dark face, which was really ugly, the others were fine, and said, "It's not in the way, when he wakes up, he will still be a dragon and a fierce Zhang Tianshi." Pu Xuan said: "Don't let him wake up too early, no one will be able to control him at that time, do you want to ...... Let the mosquitoes bite him a few more times. Pu Xuan took the wooden sword and pointed at Zhang Daoling's head and compared. Fang Zhongdao: "This ...... No need to do so, we will carry him to the mausoleum. That Sikong Liang should be nearby, find him quickly. The two of them looked around, and found Sikong Liang lying in the grass not far away, Fang Zhong unveiled the Heavenly Master Talisman on his head, and also woke up. Pu Xuan was overjoyed when he saw that this Heavenly Master talisman had such a wonderful use, and said: "Just now I was afraid that Zhang Tianshi would wake up, but this time it's good, come and give back to him in the way of others, I will stick this talisman on his head." Xing Chongchong took the talisman paper and pasted it on Zhang Daoling.
Sikong Liang said with emotion: "I can't imagine that after you learn the ghost Dao method, you can beat Zhang Daoling, compared with you, I am really embarrassed." Xin Dao couldn't hold up a few tricks under Zhang Daoling's hands, he Fang Zhong was actually able to win, and not long ago, the two were not equal, so they naturally felt that they had made great progress. In fact, Fang Zhong couldn't beat Zhang Daoling only with the ghost method, what he showed today was all his stunts at the bottom of the box, and the star and thunder were thousands of cracks and the ghost was the first time to perform, if it weren't for the coincidence and luck against Zhang Daoling's dizziness and carelessness, Fang Zhong couldn't win at all, if there was a next battle, Zhang Daoling would still be able to win lightly with his own strength. Fang Zhong said with a smile: "I didn't win against Heavenly Master Zhang, it was Daoist Puxuan who kindly helped Heavenly Master shoot mosquitoes, and when he hit his head, he fainted, and now he is lying there." Sikong forgave him: "What! Is the Taoist so powerful? It must have been a ruse. When he saw Zhang Daoling's appearance in the past, he was surprised: "How did Zhang Tianshi do this, I remember that his face was not so dark." Pu Xuan said: "No way, mosquitoes are poisonous, you see these big buds, they are all bitten out." Sikong forgave him: "Good girl! I want to see and see if the Celestial Master has bitten such a mosquito, has the Dao Master ever taken a next one? Pu Xuan sneered: "Of course I beat it, the mosquito is bigger than the chicken, and it is extremely poisonous, I piled it in that pit and burned it." After speaking, he pointed to the deep pit that was beaten out by Fang Zhong. Sikong Liang walked over and took a look, and there was not even a scumbag in it, so he knew that he was a liar. Sikong Liang smiled: "The Taoist chief is still wary of me and refuses to tell the truth. Pu Xuan said: "What I said is the truth, since you don't believe it, just ask Fang Zhong." He has no good feelings for Sikong forgiveness, and he ignores what he says. Sikong forgave him: "I can trust the chief of the road, but it's a pity for the chief of the road that I missed a good thing." Pu Xuanqi said: "What am I missing?" Sikong forgave and said: "The mosquitoes as big as chickens have been beaten by the Taoist, so the six legs should be cut off, which is all meat, roasted and used for wine, it is a delicacy in the world, but it was burned by the Taoist, it is really a tyrannical thing." Pu Xuan was stunned and said: "I really haven't thought of this kind of good thing, and when Your Excellency also hits such a big mosquito, you might as well try it according to its method." When the time comes, you call me, and you will come and taste it yourself. Sikong Liang smiled: "Okay, a word is a certainty, please don't come then." Pu Xuanxin said where is there really such a thing, and snorted coldly: "Please come!" โ
Fang Zhong said: "Let's carry Zhang Tianshi in." So Fang Zhong lifted his shoulders, carried his feet, and carried Zhang Daoling, who was unknown, to the mausoleum. Zhang Daoling's body has grown up, and the weight is also heavy, but fortunately, the two of them have great strength, and they may not be able to lift it in if they change Puxuan. At the entrance of the tomb, he came across a fixed view of resting on the ground, and it turned out that he did not go in alone, but just hid here and waited. Erdao followed and looked around, this time someone accompanied him, and he was sure that there was no danger, but he was going to the mausoleum to explore the curiosity.
The four of them soon arrived at the cave at the bottom of the tomb. Fang Zhong said loudly: "Mother-in-law, Zhang Tianshi is invited. As soon as the words fell, I heard the figure of the sarcophagus flash, and the 'mother-in-law' said, "Where is it?" Seeing a person lying on the ground, he quickly flew to him and looked directly at Zhang Daoling. Pu Xuan and Dingguan saw this 'mother-in-law' for the first time, and they were immediately surprised by this absolute sรจ. Sikong Liang smiled: "This Daoling is very difficult, I waited for a lot of effort to capture him here, and I was beaten by that Daoling for this reason." If your mother-in-law wants to get angry, she might as well beat him a few times, and if she feels like she has dirty hands, then let her do it for you, and I will beat him a few times for my mother-in-law. "The mysterious 'mother-in-law' of Xindao wants to arrest Zhang Daoling, so naturally she has a grudge, and she takes the opportunity to say a few good words, maybe she can get some benefits. Who knew that the 'mother-in-law' had wide apricot eyes and said angrily: "I only said to get him here, who told you to torture him like this?" As soon as he raised his hand, the jade hand waved, and the faces of the four people snapped, and they were slapped by her, and even Puxuan and Dingguan were not spared.
Pu Xuan said: "How do you beat people? The 'mother-in-law' said coldly: "What if you hit you? Seeing her intimidating gaze, Pu Xuan hurriedly lowered his head and remained silent. Sikong forgave the horse's fart and slapped it on the horse's leg, and said resignedly: "Zhang Tianshi is like this, Brother Fang and Dao Chang know the reason, and that's it when I wake up." Seeing that she was angry, she hurriedly saw the wind and steered the rudder, and pushed the matter to Fang Zhong and Pu Xuan again. Fang Zhong stammered, "Zhang Tianshi is like this because...... It's because ...... "wanted to say bluntly that he was beaten by himself, but he was always in awe of his 'mother-in-law', afraid that she would be disgusted, and he didn't dare to admit it for a while." Pu Xuan observed the words and said, "It's because Zhang Tianshi is roasting the fire outside, and the charcoal fire accidentally gets on his body and it becomes like this." The 'mother-in-law' said: "He is such a big person, will he hurt himself by the fire?" Why is he cooking the fire outside? Pu Xuan said: "Zhang Tianshi has been refusing to come in outside, and now it is late autumn, and it is cold at night, of course he has to make a fire to keep warm or something." I was by my side at the time, and when I saw that Zhang Tianshi was neither leaving nor coming in, I asked him what was the matter, so hesitant and irritable. The 'mother-in-law' looked happy and said, "Is he really outside?" Since he came, why didn't he come in again, did he know that he was finally coming to see me, you...... Tell me, what did he tell you? Pu Xuan said: "Zhang Tianshi said that he wanted to come in to see someone, but he didn't have the courage to come to see her." The 'mother-in-law' said, "Did he really say that? Pu Xuan said: "I'm right by my side, it's still fake, if you don't believe it, you can ask a few of them." Fang Zhong and Sikong saw that Pu Xuan was talking nonsense, and they didn't dare to speak. Fortunately, the 'mother-in-law' didn't ask Fang Zhong and Sikong forgiveness, and said to Pu Xuan: "He was so hesitant, what happened later?" โ