"Do you want to call Hua Tuo?" Caesar the Great said.

"Why did you call Hua Tuo?" Di Renjie said that he did not know what Caesar meant. This time it's Caesar's turn to sell cute, and the price is quite good, even the masters of the good number have been blinded.

"Now it's your turn, ask Hua Tuo to pull out Eris's buckteeth with a vice, cut them shorter with a saw, and then plant them in, so that you can laugh." Caesar the Great said.

Di Renjie thought to himself: Fuck, this cicada head wants to be unique, but ...... "It seems that it is also, the best way is to use a saw to cut off some in her mouth, isn't it that the teeth are super long and become buckteeth, if there can be such a saw, or a grinder to grind off some, then it is really a beauty among beauties." ”

(Regarding the current scientific orthodontic surgery, can we consider using a saw, or a polisher to smooth the clamped teeth, or the squeezed teeth?) Is it really as Julius Caesar said, you have to pull it out with a vice, cut off half of it with a saw, and then plant it in? Some technologies may still lag behind the ideas of the ancients in 10,000 years. ）

"Master Di Renjiedi, this is a later story, we are now engaged in experimentation, and we are experimenting with a limited and purposeful test of a unique effect. Plastic surgery is a patent of South Korea, which is something that cannot be beaten by eight poles. Li Yuanfang couldn't help but say.

The fact is also the same, if you get Eris to South Korea for plastic surgery, it is naturally very likely to surpass Lida's beauty, then the cosmetics test from the evidence is meaningless, and the conclusions drawn are naturally false to Mr. Fang's gun.

"Well, that's fine, Eris, and we're going to do some of the more simple facial color treatments for you today. When the time comes, you have to endure a little bit of not smiling, because as long as you smile, your teeth will be completely exposed, and your teeth will be very long. We'll prepare a flower for you, and then you can pretend to smell the flower, so that the flower will cover your mouth. And when Zeus, the king of heaven, sees that your face is so beautiful and beautiful, he will definitely not recognize you as Eris, if Zeus, the king of heaven, asks who you are. You just say a pseudonym, and say it vaguely, because it doesn't matter, he's just habitually asking.

But when Zeus the king comes near you, you will make it clear to him that he will put out the lamp and do foolish things with him. Don't kiss a fool at the beginning. When he enters the palace (inserted), it will be as he pleases. This is what Di Renjie is saying, because in this matter, Di Renjie is the chief designer, which means that among this group of ghost children, Di Renjie is the most ghostly and intelligent.

These words about sawing off a tooth for Eris in the future made Eris feel sweet when he heard it. As for how sweet it is, and look at how much she is still laughing. The best way to laugh is to use a domestic cat and a dog in a confrontation, that is, when the cat is eating a big fish, the dog sees it and comes over and wants to share a spoonful, at which time the cat will show all its teeth to express strong protest and indignation. This works quite well before the dog throws a punch.

It's the same with people in real life, you see those who are smaller, they are used to dog-and-cat tactics in many things. And the fact is that you are great, are you great? Definitely. It's yours and I don't suffer, and I'm going farther. Don't let you think I want to get it.

Of course, there are unreasonable dogs, he thinks he is a beast anyway, what kind of ghost do you tell you, as long as you let me see it, I will have at least half of it, and the ghost wants you to let me see it? You said that this is a piece of leftover fish on the master's table, and whoever eats it is the same, and there is no lawsuit to file a lawsuit.

"Here's the thing, if our trial succeeds. That is to say, if you let Zeus, the king of heaven, lose his eyes tonight, because of the effect achieved by using the cosmetics invented by Leda, then the sin of the sun god will be much lighter, otherwise the sun god will be dead. It's his own fault that he has committed a beautiful ...... for no reason," Julius Caesar said about the purpose of this experiment. This guy said such a thing, and there was a little bit of scare in it.

It can be seen that this world of God is similar to the world of men. As far as Caesar's throne is concerned, if Eris had not committed the so-called crime of harboring or harboring, you Caesar the Great would be a small vice-king, and the highest would be the same as Eris. How can you be like a child playing monkey and treat Eris as a plaything?

"Julius Caesar, I am waiting for a rest, you can make Eris feel more relaxed, so that it will contribute to the beauty of his face. On the contrary, you keep Eris nervous and scared all the time, and the flesh on his face will look even more rigid, like the ass of a buffalo, and there will be no blood or pleasure in sight. After Di Renjie finished speaking of Julius Caesar, he turned his face to Eris and said, "Eris, you try to relax your mind and think of some sweet things in your heart, only in this way will your facial expression make people see some beauty." We've now put all the cosmetics that Leda used on your face for you...... And every inch of skin on the body was used.

We also used Leda's cosmetics on your private parts. Don't think that this place is not important, this is a complete misunderstanding for some lazy women, sometimes this place can be compared to the most important link, like a candidate with the highest score in math.

(At this point I suspect that there are girls who actually wear makeup in this place, if I haven't heard of it, or if you haven't heard of it either, but that doesn't mean that no girl does it.) Maybe it's the hottest because we're all outsiders. Girls who put on makeup on their private parts may get half the effort.

Is this something like a smart guy who runs a restaurant, who puts some baked food in the kitchen window on the side of the road, and makes it look and smell good? As long as you'll pass through here, whether you smell or see it, it will kill your will to go ahead without eating. Is it illegal to open a restaurant like this? If you put food in a transparent window, are you guilty of seduction?

This is also reminiscent of some people saying that when a woman sells, she does not wear small pants under her skirt, and she stands so high that passers-by can always see that the sun is always morning and a red sun rises in the sea. Is this the purpose of makeup on private parts? I can say that this is 100% behind closed doors.

Even so, there are many people in the world who are lagging behind, and I am undoubtedly advertising for cosmetics companies, so can I use lipstick instead?

Bao Zheng heard the signal from Li Yuanfang, which Di Renjie said, and after he put on the makeup of this ugly girl Eris, he would let Li Yuanfang whistle somewhere,......

"The night is quiet, let's stop here, and there is time to kill you again next time." Bao Zheng said to Zeus, the king of heaven. In fact, this game of chess is not over yet. Bao Zheng thought to himself, the time is almost up, and he can let the king Zeus return to the palace, and the makeup of the beautiful woman may be baked.

"Oriental chess, high." Zeus, the king of heaven, understood very well in his heart. Bao Zheng is giving him a little bit, otherwise he won't be able to win a game. No, the king Zeus thought again, he also had one or two games to kill Bao Zheng, and next time he tried to win a few more games against him. This time I learned a little bit of his oriental chess skills, and next time I will use his tactics to break his tactics, so that the eastern chess and western chess skills will start from my hybridization.

Don't say it, since Zeus became the king of heaven, he took off the armor of the god of war, and calmed down to cultivate his chess skills for a period of time with abnormal fighting. This can be regarded as a kind of maturity, from fighting and killing the world to calming down and managing the world.

(Why didn't Hitler have such a life, so to speak?) Let's leave aside whether his revolution is normal or not, it's like singing a play. Let's sneak up to Hitler's backstage to see them putting on makeup, to see what he really is, and if he really ruled the earth, would there still be a war in the world? Who is the overlord of the future Earth? There is still no such day, and the earth has already committed suicide by nuclear weapons before it settles to other Earths. ）

Zeus, the king of the heavens, is a man who is easily satisfied, in addition to being glamorous. Because he won one or two games of Bao Zheng's chess, his heart was as happy as a three-year-old child picking up a candy, and he thought that he would definitely win a few more games next time.

Just about to walk into the palace. Zeus, the king of heaven, seemed to hear the laughter of a little woman. When I looked sideways, there was a beautiful woman picking flowers and smelling them under her nose.

People are in good spirits when they are happy, and our king Zeus is happy when they are in good spirits. Why is this woman's water color so otherworldly? Is this pie in the sky? Could it be that my king Zeus really has the life of the king, and he has been busy with business for the past few days, and he really forgot about the job of getting a flower girl, and I have to her today, my beauty.

But who is this woman? Why haven't you seen it before? It's nothing. Seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards, there are always fish that slip through the net, I saw it today, how can I not fish her into the net?

Why is it still so early? Now is the time to handle the case, if my king Zeus snatches a beautiful woman to the palace to spend the night in the light of day, it doesn't matter if others see it, if he dies in the hands of Julius Caesar, he will definitely borrow the hand of Bao Zheng Bao Qingtian to get rid of my king Zeus. This Julius Caesar has long had the ambition of being a king, and for this reason, this cicada can always keep his ass free of shit, and his prestige in the high god realm is getting higher and higher.

But what to do? These three palaces and six courtyards, if you wait for this woman to enter the palace and then go in to look for her, this is undoubtedly a needle in the bottom of the sea. It seems that this heavenly king deserves to be too wasteful, why should I also be bound by the code of conduct?

"There it is!" Zeus, the king of heaven, thought that he still had the art of immobilization, and suddenly cried out with joy.

Di Renjie's appearance was damaged, and he originally decided to put Eris directly into the bedroom of the king Zeus after putting on makeup, which was the bad idea of Julius Caesar. However, Di Renjie couldn't do it after thinking about it, because this would definitely be suspected by the Heavenly King Zeus of being a special matter. It's like a poisonous rat, you can't talk when you put rat poison, you can't say the word rat, you have to make the rat think it's a natural phenomenon. Do you have a rat medicine in your hand and let the rat eat it, so it can be seen that Zeus, the king of heaven, will be stupid enough to be as good as a mouse? If you throw a beautiful woman into the house of Zeus, the king of heaven, Zeus will not think that there is a ghost.

Zeus, the king of heaven, used immobilization to fix Eris among the flowers, and he decided that he would not be able to steal it into his palace until late at night. This is equivalent to someone in the downtown area seeing a pile of money on the ground, because the social atmosphere is good, whoever sees it does not dare to hook up and pick it up, so you have to step on your feet and stand at night...... (To be continued.) )