Ma Liang spread his hands, "I know why the fat man ran back, maybe it was just to confuse the chrysanthemum, so he would say such a desperate word." ”

After hearing this, the monkey slapped his forehead, and was simply speechless to the extreme, "This guy, it's not that kind of thing, so the weight is here, and I'm afraid of a chrysanthemum that is as thin as a bone shelf?" I really don't know what this girl thinks. ”

The fat man ran around the monkey and Ma Liang out of breath, and shouted: "Monkey, don't talk about me, Lao Tzu can't get up when he falls to the ground, how can I compare the flexibility of chrysanthemums?" ”

Yes, Lao Tzu understands that the fat man doesn't want to be laughed at by the two of them at all, so he uses this way to solve the current problem.

But the problem is, Chrysanthemum didn't chase you at all.

Zhang Hui stood in place, holding his chest with both hands, looking at the fat man who was running with a smile, he looked a little dizzy when he looked at it, I really don't know if he will be dizzy when he runs like this?

The fat man ran around Ma Liang and the monkey in circles and circles, and he was busy wiping the hot sweat from his forehead, which made the monkey even more speechless.

stopped the fat man one by one, and said angrily: "Fat man, look! ”

The fat man looked blankly at the place where the monkey was pointing, only to find that Zhang Hui had never moved, and finally realized that he had been tricked, and he was still the kind that went around.

"Chrysanthemum, your brother-in-law's!" The fat man is going crazy, he hasn't understood what it means to play a group, but now he knows it, isn't this just a game of him.

"I don't have a brother-in-law." Zhang Hui pushed the frame of the mirror and replied with a smile.

The fat man angrily pushed away the monkey and grabbed his hand, gasping for breath, his heart beating violently, one after another, maybe one accidentally fainted.

Ma Liang was worried, if the fat man fainted, at this weight, would they be able to lift the fat man to bed? It's not easy to think about.

"Forget the fat man, you can compare your weight to chrysanthemums, but it's hard to say what this and that."

When the fat man heard this, he almost wanted to kick the speaker out, of course, the premise is that this sentence was not said by Ma Liang.

Of course, he wouldn't be stupid enough to kick Ma Liang out, not to mention whether he could kick it, even if he did, he didn't know if he could kick it.

Simply erase this thought from the bottom of your heart, in this way, it is also to avoid making a fool of yourself.

The monkey held back a smile, of course he could hear what Ma Liang was talking about, but after looking at the fat man's face, let Zhang Hui deal with it.

"Fatty, don't blame me, I'm doing this for your own good." Zhang Hui smiled, of course, the so-called for the good of whom, that is a joke.

Don't you see, the fat man wants to strangle him now?

"Huh." The fat man raised his head, still panting, "Good for me?" What's good for me? ”

Zhang Hui looked aggrieved, "Look at you, this figure, this weight, and neck are gone, and that girl will take a fancy to you?" What I can look at you is just for your money, and I wonder if I will make you fat for a period of time every day, and then you will be able to lose weight. ”

"You say, I'm not here for your good?"

The more Zhang Hui spoke, the more angry he became, and he even had a kind heart to treat it as the dry feet of the donkey's liver and lungs.

The fat man wiped the hot sweat from his forehead and pointed at Zhang Hui, "Okay, good chrysanthemum, I don't say anything about teasing, but you still have a high-sounding name and say that it is for my good, why don't I know that you are doing it for my good?" ”

"Oops!" Zhang Hui shouted that he had been wronged, and his expression was like a great grievance, which made people can't help but want to help.

Of course, the premise is that the people who want to help don't know the inside story, and now there are only four people here, will Ma Liang and the monkey who know the inside story go up to help?

The answer is obvious, it's impossible, and the two of them can't afford to watch the show from the sidelines.

"You call you brother-in-law!" The fat man is angry, Lao Tzu is the victim, why are you like a victim now, how can this be embarrassed by Lao Tzu's love.

"You mallet!" Zhang Hui was also anxious, don't steal chickens and don't make a handful of rice, it won't be fun, "Lao Tzu, this is really for your good, don't you see, have you lost a lot of weight?" ”

In order not to let the fat man suspect his actions today, he just wanted to play a simple trick, Zhang Hui finally said this sentence with a clear conscience.

As soon as these words came out, the monkey was dumbfounded, Ma Liang couldn't cry or laugh, this kind of conscienceless words can only be said by you Zhang Hui.

Ordinary people, you are absolutely unspeakable, you are also a college student in the new century, how can you say such a thing that can be described as a loss of conscience.

Just as the two of them were angry, the fat man actually believed what Zhang Hui said, and hurriedly lowered his head to look at his stomach, and even turned around.

Such an action made the initiator Zhang Hui also stunned, and he couldn't laugh or cry on his face, Lao Tzu was just saying flattering words, fat man, you don't need to take it seriously, right?

If you really don't say anything, the key is what do you mean by looking down? Can you lower your head?

Okay, okay, it's forgiven for looking down, but what the hell are you going around in circles? Is your neck long?

Don't you know that you are the one who has no neck? Can you see behind you?

Okay, let's not talk about that, why are you so excited now? Do you really think you've lost a lot of weight?

You can lose weight just by taking a few turns? Brother, stop playing, if it's so easy to lose weight, then why do you need weight loss tea, diet pills?

They can all be laid off.

"Am I really thin?" The fat man looked left and right, anyway, he didn't believe that he was thin.

"Yes." Zhang Hui's face was serious, not like a joke at all, "It's really thin, if you can stick to it, I believe you will also have a monkey-like figure." ”

The fat man looked at the monkey, and suddenly shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, no, I don't want the monkey's thin skeleton-like figure, his figure is estimated to be blown by the eighth-level wind, and the person will disappear immediately." ”

, when did the topic actually shift to Lao Tzu, what's wrong with Lao Tzu's thinness? I didn't offend you fat man, how did you speak.

"Hey, hey, hey." The monkey glared at Zhang Hui angrily, "Fatty, Lao Tzu made a bet with you, if you can be as thin as Lao Tzu in this life, Lao Tzu will kowtow to you ninety-nine times." ”

Dare to say such a bet, it proves one point, the monkey does not believe in the bottom of his heart that the fat man can lose weight successfully.

The three people present heard it clearly, and their expressions were different, but the key was on the fat man, he actually agreed, and agreed without thinking about it.

"Okay, I'll bet with you, anyway, this bet doesn't have any time limit, the day Lao Tzu is about to die, he will definitely be able to lose weight like you, you just wait to kowtow to Lao Tzu."

Zhang Hui was stunned for a while, looking at the fat man's eyes changed, if anyone said that the fat man was a fool in the future, then Lao Tzu would absolutely despise him.

The monkey also couldn't believe what he had just heard, and hurriedly asked Xiang Ma Liang, "Shenbi, do you understand what the fat man said just now?" ”

Ma Liang's hearing is different from ordinary people, no matter how small the voice is, no matter how confused the voice, he can hear it very clearly.

"Hear me clearly, what's wrong?"

"Repeat." The monkey nodded violently, without any smile on his face.

Looking at the extremely solemn monkey, Ma Liang smiled bitterly, and then repeated what the fat man had just said.

The monkey listened and slowly rolled up the sleeves of his hands, with a fierce look on his face, and said viciously: "Fatty, Lao Tzu finally understands a sentence." ”

The fat man couldn't help but shudder, "What, what?" ”

"You can still live if you do sins in heaven, but you can't forgive your own sins."

Zhang Hui was stunned, and suddenly remembered what the fat man said just now, and then he felt that there was a problem in this sentence, and the problem was still very serious.

"Old, what's wrong with Lao Tzu? Aren't you going to make a bet with Lao Tzu? Are you afraid of kowtowing, you want to kill Lao Tzu? The fat man looked at the monkey in horror and stepped back as he spoke.

The monkey sneered, "If you lose the bet and kowtow, Lao Tzu doesn't care, but what you said just now, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable to listen to." ”

"Why is it uncomfortable?" The fat man shouted unjustly, this is simply just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den.

"There are two witnesses here, and you still want to quibble? When you die, you will definitely be able to lose weight like Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will be able to kowtow? ”

"yes." The fat man hadn't reacted yet, and he couldn't imagine why the monkey had listened to his words and become like this.

Zhang Hui and Ma Liang have already understood the meaning of this sentence, of course, in this situation, they will definitely not say it.

"Okay." The monkey's hands crackled and he thought, "It seems that you still haven't figured out what this means?" ”

"What the hell should I want, I'm wronged." The fat man now feels like he is dumb, and he can't tell if he suffers from eating Yellow Lotus.

"You should be your descendant!" Now the monkey is like the monkey, ask why? Nonsense, isn't the monkey's face red all the time, and the monkey is now.

"How can I treat you as my offspring? This bet is the first you admitted, do you think you are going to lose, kowtow to me, and you will be my descendant? It doesn't make any sense! ”

The fat man was going crazy, if there was a piece of tofu or a noodle now, he would definitely choose the same without hesitation, suicide.

"When you die, you will be able to lose weight like Lao Tzu, isn't this Lao Tzu your descendant or what?" No one noticed that a sly gaze flashed in the corner of the monkey's eye.

"It doesn't make any sense!" The fat man kept shouting, "You didn't say that it was time to bet, of course Lao Tzu can lose weight for a lifetime, and on the day Lao Tzu is about to die, he must be a person who doesn't want to eat, of course he will lose weight like you are now." ”

"In that case, you will lose, since you lose, you will definitely kowtow to Lao Tzu, besides, this bet is still made by yourself, can you blame others? Monkey, why don't you have a position at all! ”

The monkey was stunned, didn't Lao Tzu play him? Why is it now that Lao Tzu has been tricked?

"Fart!" The monkey roared, "Fatty, you did it on purpose, Lao Tzu has already said it, the bet is lost, Lao Tzu didn't say a word, absolutely kneel and kowtow, but you have to die to win this competition, and Lao Tzu will kowtow to you, isn't that a disguised call for Lao Tzu to send you to the end?" ”

"In this case, you don't think Lao Tzu is your descendant, so what?"

Zhang Hui pushed the frame of the glasses, holding back a smile, and finally erased the smile from his mind, and then said in a low voice: "The fat man is already in a hurry." ”

"I know." Ma Liang also responded in a low voice, "The fat man just came out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den, so it's strange if you're not in a hurry." ”

"Magic pen." Zhang Hui shouted in a low voice of dissatisfaction.

"Sorry, the analogy is wrong." Although Ma Liang said sorry in his mouth, the corners of his eyes were full of smiles, such a thing, if you don't look at it in vain, why bother?

Of course, Zhang Hui has no way to take Ma Liang, who calls people with good brains and skills, of course, he will not make any jokes about Ma Liang.

After almost half a year of understanding, Zhang Hui thought in his heart that he must not become an enemy with Ma Liang, in that case, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Of course, since it is assigned to the same dormitory by the school, then this is a kind of fate, and since it is fate, it must be grasped and cherished.

He Zhang Hui is not stupid, not stupid at all, he can have a good relationship with Ma Liang, so why should he turn his face with him? He couldn't do that kind of thing.

If he said that he wanted to turn his face with Ma Liang for the sake of interests in the future, Zhang Hui also decided that he would rather not have this benefit, and he would maintain a good relationship with Ma Liang.

It was because of such an idea that Zhang Hui only later realized how lucky he was, otherwise, he would have been dead long ago.

"I've always been depressed, why can't a fat man fight with me, a monkey, like this?" Even though Zhang Hui is extremely smart, he can't figure it out in this regard.

Ma Liang shook his head slowly and smiled slightly, "I don't know? ”

"I don't know, I won't ask you if I know." Zhang Hui sighed, could it be that the fat man also saw this stake.

"Actually, I don't know." Ma Liang paused, and then said.

Zhang Hui was stunned, he didn't expect that Ma Liang would answer like this, which made him feel an unexpected hurry.

"Don't know? Why don't you know? ”

For Zhang Hui's constant questioning, Ma Liang took a deep breath, "This question, you should ask the fat man yourself, I also want to know." ”

"Lao Tzu has said, Lao Tzu really didn't treat you as a descendant, all of them are you thinking too much, if I were you, I would only want to lose, kowtow, win, win......"

The fat man was excited when he first spoke, but in the end, it started intermittently, and even the trend of development was about to march incoherently.

"It's over, the fat man really did his own thing." Zhang Hui pushed the frame and sighed repeatedly.

Sure enough, the monkey's eyes lit up, "Yes, Lao Tzu only cares about losing, and he didn't think of winning, fat man, if Lao Tzu wins, what will you do?" ”

The fat man's fat hand slapped on his face, and muttered: "Why is Lao Tzu so stupid, why is Lao Tzu so stupid." ”

Ma Liang heard the fat man's muttering, smiled and shook his head, fat man, it is a blessing to suffer a loss.

"Muttering about what?" The monkey pulled the fat man, "Say, what if Lao Tzu wins." ”

"What to do, what to do, do what you want!" The fat man roared angrily.

The monkey was stunned, "Isn't that fun?" You can do whatever you want. ”

"Then crash play!" The fat man has been completely tricked without any temper, and he can't help but think in his heart that it's better to be red frost, at least she won't play herself.

Seeing that the fat man's facial expression was wrong, Ma Liang walked up and said with a smile: "Fat man, don't think too much, they just want to joke with you, you must not take it seriously, otherwise, you will be outside, right?" ”

"That's right." Zhang Hui also came over, "We don't want to play you at all, it's just that we're back from watching the magic pen, and you've been listless these days, so what kind of way do you want to use to entertain you, at least not with a bitter face?" ”

"Fatty." The monkey patted the fat man on the shoulder, and said seriously: "The four of us can be divided into a dormitory by the school, that is a kind of fate, but don't ruin the friendship between the four of us for a little thing, in that case, what's the point?" ”

Listening to the three people in front of him, you and I said one by one, the fat man looked embarrassed, it seems that I have always thought too much, they are for my good, why do I think about it.

It's really too undeserved, it's really too disbelieving in them, it's my fault alone.

"Fat man, it's not that my brother doesn't agree with this, it's really because Hongshuang is not that kind of simple girl, do you want to walk on the street in the future and be pointed at? Do you want someone to speak ill of you in the back? Hongshuang is a courtesy, is this still nice to say, not good? Don't you know? ”

While Ma Liang was still here, Zhang Hui finally said what was in his heart, during this time, after he and the monkey discovered the abnormality of the fat man, they decided to figure this matter out, otherwise, they would be too sorry for themselves.

The fat man was shocked, how did they know that they were with Red Frost a lot now, could it be that they were following me all the time?

"You're following me?"

"It's not tracking." The monkey shook his head, "It was because I noticed that your recent behavior was a little strange, and Zhang Hui and I decided to find out about this matter......"

"So you're following me?" The fat man was angry, he didn't say anything about me just now, I knew it was because you cared about me, but now? What is this?

"Fatty." Ma Liang said in a low voice: "You don't know their good intentions? Do you have to stiffen the relationship? (To be continued.) )