Chapter 90: Okay, I regret it!
"We've dated so many times by the South Lake, how can I remember what you said!" Han Xiaoxi said angrily.
Chen Chufan put away the gentle smile on his face and reminded him very seriously: "Just once, on the edge of the South Lake, I asked you what would you do if I were a monster?" β
Seeing Chen Chufan's serious face, Han Xiaoxi also frowned and tried to recall. "Well, I remembered. That's what you asked me, and I seem to have told you that if you can become Ultraman, I'll give you permission to go and find two more! Forehead? You say you're special, aren't you just going to say you're a monster? β
Han Xiaoxi reacted and asked with a surprised expression.
Chen Chufan nodded solemnly.
"It's okay to talk nonsense, it's not funny at all!" Han Xiaoxi pouted and responded boredly.
Chen Chufan said with a serious face: "I didn't talk nonsense. It's true! β
After speaking, he ignored Han Xiaoxi's surprised gaze, first walked to the door of the ward, locked the ward from the inside, and then turned around and walked to Han Xiaoxi's bedside table, picked up the fruit knife in the fruit bowl, and stabbed the fruit knife in his hand towards his heart in Han Xiaoxi's shocked exclamation.
The strength was used a little more, and the fruit knife was bent at the top, but Chen Chufan was unharmed. pulled up his shirt, approached the stunned Han Xiaoxi, and showed her the faint red mark on his chest. Then he put down his clothes and sat quietly in front of Han Xiaoxi's hospital bed, waiting for Han Xiaoxi's possible reaction.
Chen Chufan didn't wait for the girl's frightened expression, but the girl's face was full of surprise after the shock. "Is this invulnerability? Do you practice hard qigong? β
The girl's reaction made Chen Chufan very pleased, this should be the most perfect reaction. Maybe God gave him this strange body, and he was afraid that he wouldn't find his other half, so he sent this elf-like girl to him.
With this kind of thought, Chen Chufan only felt that he had been moved by the girl's nervous reaction, and the idea of making a promise was a little heavier. Hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice, agreeing with the girl's explanation.
"Can you show me more?" The girl looked at Chen Chufan with wide eyes and made a request.
Chen Chufan nodded silently and raised his shirt again.
Han Xiaoxi gently stroked the shallow blood mark on Chen Chufan's chest with his intact hand, a little itchy, more of an electric shock-like crispness.
"Does it hurt?"
Chen Chufan shook his head.
"You're the one of the scoundrels you won with this skill that day?"
Chen Chufan nodded.
"I watched on TV and said that to practice this kind of kung fu, you have to stay a child. So can't we do that in the future? β
Chen Chufan began to be covered in cold sweat.
"Well, I'll admit you're almost as cool as Ultraman! But I regret it, if you dare to find two more, I'll kick your door open. Where is the cover door of this kind of kung fu, it has been performed on TV! β
Chen Chufan only felt that his head was full of black lines.
Coming out of the hospital, Chen Chufan felt that the world had never been so beautiful. The moon is so round, the air is so fresh, and even the hot summer nights are so sunny. Oh no! It's moonlight.
It was really that he didn't expect that his physique, which was different from ordinary people, would be accepted by the girl so easily, and after repeatedly explaining that Xiaoxi couldn't reveal his different side from ordinary people, Chen Chufan left the ward happily.
Humming a brisk little song, pushing open the door of the bedroom, Chen Chufan was shocked by the scene in front of him.
In the bedroom of less than 20 square meters, no less than 30 people were squeezed in, and the boss and Xiaopang helplessly lay on the bed and looked at themselves. And Yang Tao was in the center of that group of people, describing something vividly.
"What's going on? This is? Chen Chufan's puzzled speech attracted the attention of those who were listening to the story intently, and instantly detonated the enthusiasm of everyone in the bedroom.
Damn! The big hero is finally back! Introductory experience wow! β
"Chen Chufan, you are not a human, you are the god in our hearts!"
"Brother Chen, my admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control!"
"Chen Yingying, I heard that you are the third-generation great-grandson of Chen Zhen, and you have practiced since you were a child, is it true? I heard that you have also worshiped under the Shaolin Temple? β
The sudden enthusiasm made Chen Chufan dizzy. Chen Zhen's third-generation great-grandson? Worship under the Shaolin Gate? With such a mysterious title and legendary experience, there is no doubt that Yang Tao is making up stories again.
Chen Chufan glanced at Yang Tao, who was looming behind the crowd, and began to have a headache to deal with all kinds of questions from his enthusiastic classmates. He really wanted to tell everyone that there was not a single reliable word in Yang's mouth, and those experiences were all made up by him, but when he found that his normal answer was not accepted by anyone at all, he had to admit a bunch of unwarranted things with a wry smile. For example, Chen Zhen's third-generation great-great-grandson, such as urinating and practicing penance under the supervision of his family, such as the identity of a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple, and when everyone left the dormitory with a satisfied smile, it was already time to turn off the lights.
"Yang Tao, if you don't fool people, you'll die?" When there were finally only four people left in the dormitory, Chen Chufan let out an angry roar.
"What are you excited about! We haven't settled accounts with you yet. Heroes save beauty and hide it from us, do you treat us as buddies at all! Yang Tao looked at the annoyed Chen Chufan with a wicked smile, where was there a little remorse: "Besides, it's just bragging, isn't this also helping you publicize!" As for being so angry? β
"Then you can't mess around, don't I have to thank you for inexplicably having multiple great-grandfathers come out?" was questioned by Yang Tao and retreated, but Chen Chufan retorted a little unwillingly.
"Alright, alright! Chen Zhen, a celebrity! can have a relationship with him, many people can't imagine it. What the hell are you going to do! Anyway, you're quite mysterious now, and you can't see anyone all day long! What's going on again? When Yang Tao shifts the topic, it means that the discussion ends here, in short, you don't want to change the topic back in front of him.
"Library, hospital!" After a sullen answer, Chen Chufan rushed to the toilet, cleaned himself up, and climbed directly onto the bed.
"By the way, I'm going to study abroad after this semester, and if there are no accidents, it will probably be like this September!" Lying on the bed, Chen Chufan announced his recent life plan.
"Poof, poof" Poor Yang Tao just drank a sip of water in his mouth, but spit out more than one mouthful, followed by a violent cough.
Chen Chufan was lying on the bed and looked at Yang Tao's embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help but smile. One sentence can make Yang Tao suffer a little, which can be regarded as revenge for being rumored by him.
"Nima, next time, can you not pick a critical moment to talk about this kind of more surprising topic! It hurts! Yang Tao, who had finally taken a break, shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Okay, that's not the point, the point is why you suddenly want to study abroad? Where do you want to study? Meng Wei asked suspiciously on the bed, Chen Chufan's family background and brothers are very clear, and suddenly said that they were going to study abroad, which is really confusing.
"It should be country M, my part-time club pays for it!" Chen Chufan briefly told the two brothers about the cause and effect.
"Okay, third! Any part-time job can have this kind of adventure, your luck is so good! Yang Tao exclaimed. It's a great opportunity, but with your messy English level, you can pass the TOEFL in August? Overestimate yourself! You're not putting gold on your face, you're putting a diamond on your face. β
When they were freshmen, the three brothers tried to apply for English level 4 once, and the results were of course miserable. Therefore, Yang Tao mercilessly mocked Chen Chufan's inexplicable self-confidence.
"Actually, I knew last time that you would definitely not be able to do well in the exam, and I didn't want you to be too stimulated, so I deliberately hid it, my real English level is by no means what you imagined!" Chen Chufan said with a mysterious face. "Now that I've decided to go abroad, of course I don't have to hide it! Hey, it's so nice to be able to play to your heart's content. β
Obviously, with the improvement of his ability, Chen Chufan's face has become thicker and thicker, and his face is so normal that he is close to Yang Tao.
"Blow, you keep blowing, you blow up all the bulls, wait for the bulls to come to you collectively to live a life with your surname! Still clumsy, you can tell a complete English sentence to listen to? Yang Tao squinted his eyes and glanced at Chen Chufan, who was not ashamed, and said sarcastically with disdain.
βamanhastwww.xstxt.orgouththathemayhearmuchandspeaklittle.β Chen Chufan's abrupt fluent English exit made Yang Tao stunned.
"Boss, what is the third child talking about? It does seem to have a bit of an English flavor, huh? Yang Tao blinked his innocent eyes and asked in a loud voice.
"Well, it's kind of like that! It seems to say that a man has two sons and a hat, and what is behind it, it is too fast, I don't hear it clearly. Meng Wei explained seriously.
"Poof!"
What is the current world newspaper, this is it. Chen Chufan swallowed his saliva empty, and when he heard the boss's explanation, he was choked by his own saliva. After a violent dry cough, Chen Chufan looked at the innocent boss with great resentment. Helping Yang Tao avenge him won't tell this kind of joke, right? It's cold!
"Huh, what? Am I not right? Looking at Chen Chufan's resentful gaze, Meng Wei laughed dryly twice and asked modestly.
"What I'm saying is that a man has two ears and a mouth in order to make people listen more and talk less!" Chen Chufan explained helplessly. Although a day ago, his level of English was not much different from that of the boss Meng Wei, but at this time, Chen Chufan felt that he could definitely blow up half the world in terms of English proficiency alone.
"Damn, third child, how do I feel that you are indirectly mocking me for talking too much?" Yang Tao nagged dissatisfiedly.
"Hehe, your feeling is really accurate, Yang Tao. Alright, the discussion is over, go to sleep! Chen Chufan smiled proudly and decided to stop the night's sleeper talk. If you are in a good mood, sleepiness will come sooner. Chen Chufan decided to sleep beautifully, and then come back to fool the two brothers about his sudden increase in English proficiency.
I was just about to go to bed when I suddenly thought of something very important.
"I'm done with my songs, and I'll start rehearsing the show tomorrow. Boss, I'm going to make you a male pig's foot! β