"This soft-shelled turtle soup is really good." Zhao Tiezhu said with a slurp.

"That's it, this soft-shelled turtle, it can strengthen the body, and it is said that there is some kind of common use!" Wang Xiao smiled ambiguously.

"What commons?" Zhao Tiezhu pretended to be stupid.

"Cough, this, it is said to have the effect of nourishing yin and nourishing the kidneys, I just heard about this, whether it is true or not, I don't know." Wang Xiao said.

"That's not for me, my kidney, iron kidney, I don't need to make up for it." Zhao Tiezhu patted his ribs proudly.

After three rounds of wine, Zhao Tiezhu's liquor here is about to bottom out, this bottle of liquor, in about one catty, Zhao Tiezhu drank about seven taels, Lin Lei drank about three taels, this Lin Lei is really a cup to the wine, there is no reserve and hypocrisy at all, but the little face is pink and tender, it looks very cute, and Zhao Tiezhu is a veteran in wine, seven catties of liquor For Zhao Tiezhu, it is really like drinking boiling water, it is not at all.

Socrates' drinking was only average, and he looked a little confused at the moment, and said with his eyes in a daze, "I'll tell you a joke." ”

"Say." The crowd said.

After pondering for a while, Socrates said, "A certain man went to a brothel and asked the woman for the price, and the woman replied: 50 yuan. The man saw that it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan, and the man asks why. Female answer: 50 yuan for each entry and exit. The man said angrily: You are Shenzhou Mobile, and you charge in both directions! ”

"I'll rub it, what age is this joke, two-way charge, isn't that a long time ago, you don't give it a good idea, I'll tell you a good one." Wang Xiao squinted his eyes slightly and said, "It's night. Husband reading a book in bed. From time to time, he put his hand between his wife's legs. The wife stripped and spoiled. The husband asked: What for? The wife asked rhetorically: What are you doing? The husband said seriously: wet wet hands. What a flip book!"

"It's a real yellow joke." Chen Yaojing covered her mouth and smiled charmingly, but Lin Lei's originally pink face became even redder, and Zhao Tiezhu began to pretend to be pure at this time.

"Why can't I understand this?" Zhao Tiezhu said blankly.

"Where don't you understand this?" Wang Xiao asked.

"Why is it wet?"

"This, I don't know, you can ask Lin Lei, look at Lin Lei, doesn't she understand? Ha ha. Wang Xiao said with a smile.

Zhao Tiezhu saw Lin Lei's red and tender face, and said with a wicked smile, "Lin Lei, why is this wet?" ”

"How do I know!" Lin Lei also pretended to be innocent.

"Since you don't know, what are you blushing with people?"

"I drank and blushed, oops, Tiezhu, I really don't know, you ask Yaojing." Lin Lei said narrowly.

"Alas, these jokes of yours are not funny, I don't understand them, so let me tell you one, I have been living by this joke for more than 20 years!" After Zhao Tiezhu finished speaking, after brewing for a while, he said, "One day, when a monk met a nun, he made a couplet: Shanglian: There is nothing to hang during the day. Downlink: It's okay to hang at night. Horizontal batch: Nothing to do! Nun to the upper couplet: White Sky Cave Cave. Downlink: The hole is empty at night. Horizontal criticism: There is a request (ball) Bing."

"I'm rubbing, these days, even monks and nuns have moved their hearts!" Li Mu said with a smile.

"Hehe, of course, the current monks and nuns are not the monks and nuns of the past for a long time, the meat or something, the food is more cheerful than ours, the computer and mobile phone are all famous, since they have broken so many rings, it doesn't matter if they break the lower color rings." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"You people, really, there are two girls here!! And these jokes, what's so funny? Let me tell you about one. Chen Yaojing was also unwilling to be lonely and joined the army of jokers.

"The butcher was caught and fined 4,000 yuan and issued a receipt. One day, the butcher and his wife found this receipt, and they only knew 4,000 yuan and did not know the word 'prostitute', and asked the butcher: What is the penalty of 4,000 yuan? The butcher replied, "Punish me for pouring water into my meat!"

"I'll you, your joke is much more yellow than ours!!" Li Mu shouted.

"Where's it, there's nothing yellow in this joke, is it? Brother Sue. Chen Yaojing shook Socrates' arm coquettishly.

"Yes, yes, this little bit of the joke is not the butcher and prostitute being caught! What's yellow about this? Can't you people be purified in your thoughts? ”

"You're really dog men and women!!" Wang Xiao scolded with a smile.

"Well, I'll tell you a joke too." Lin Lei said a little shyly, she knew that if she wanted to make an impression on people like Zhao Tiezhu, she could only try her best to integrate into his circle of friends.

"Oh? You want to say it too? Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.

"yes, I'll tell you a serious joke!" Lin Lei said.

"Ours is also very serious, haha, you can say it." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"Okay, I told you!" Lin Lei took a deep breath and said, "This, but it's true, it's a friend of mine, the man that my friend has been secretly in love with for a long time was seduced by another man, this woman had secretly tried to eliminate many rivals in love, and when she found out that it was a man, she collapsed instantly." After she collapsed, a small banner hung at the door of their bedroom all day long: there was a little third in front and a wolf in the back, kicking the second wife to kill the hooligans. It's not easy to be a good face in a lifetime, and you still grab the groom with a man! ”

"Hahaha, interesting, this." Zhao Tiezhu laughed and said, "I still rob the groom with a man, haha, you friend, it's really interesting." ”

"yes, when I saw that banner that day, it didn't make me laugh to death, haha." Lin Lei said with a smile.

"Alas, but what she said is the truth, the current society, but the base is overflowing, and you also know that many men do not meet the standards of many women's mate selection, no car and no house, but they also need love, so this man and man love, there are more and more, male love is much more dreamy than male and female love, at least people will not ask the other half to have a car and a house, and if you don't really love each other, it is difficult for men to love." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

"This, I don't understand, Tiezhu, do you have research on this?" Lin Lei made a joke about Zhao Tiezhu.

"This, I haven't studied La, I just know something, I still like women, haha." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile, but in this smile, there is more closeness, some women can best grasp the proportion of talking to men, to put it simply, a woman like Lin Lei knows when to say something, when to interject, when to listen quietly, when to express her own views to prove her existence, when she needs to be an invisible person.

Zhao Tiezhu is precisely because of Lin Lei's interest, so the more he looks at this Lin Lei, the more pleasing it will be, Zhao Tiezhu's current identity and status are not the past, not all beauties are qualified to make Zhao Tiezhu look pleasing to the eye.