"Mom!" Sun Wukong flew down and stopped in front of Guanyin's feet.

The high gods of the entire hall opened their eyes with envy, envying Guanyin for having an obedient child. came back and envied Sun Wukong for having a beautiful and young mother, which is a rare thing for the three generations to cultivate immortals.

"My son, tell my mother where you hid the Queen Mother, she has committed a capital crime, and it is not too late to leave after you have to take care of the matter." Guanyin is afraid that it will be sad for God's public like this, so it is better to hand it over and wait for it to be dealt with.

"I gave her to the Buddha!" Sun Wukong whispered to his mother, and held Guanyin's hand with one hand, feeling his mother's skin-to-skin kiss.

"Guanyin, you have a good son." This is Julius Caesar speaking, with a different flavor in the language, who is Guanyin? You can smell whether you have eaten fish or meat even if you fart, and the fish has the smell of fish, and the meat has the smell of meat, and you have become a ghost?

"Aren't I teaching him to say it, you can't just reach out and hit the child! I don't know it's evil. "Guanyin is scanning all the high gods present with her eyes, and when she sees God, it seems that God is also looking at her, which makes Guanyin's heart suddenly seem to have a cool breeze blowing, followed by a feeling of numbness, which is of course afraid, Guanyin is not wood B, although he does not feel afraid, but in essence he is afraid, this is a manifestation of consciousness. (Nietzsche's performance.) ）

Guanyin also fell in love with Athena and Hera's eyes, and her reflection asked her not to cling to this child, and when God is really angry, I am afraid that you and the Queen Mother will die in a pair, so let the child hand over this goods?

"Listen to your mother, where did you hide the Queen Mother?" Guanyin deliberately said this loudly, meaning that his son Sun Wukong also said it louder, and everything was told the truth.

"I took the Queen Mother to the Confucius Temple. If you really can't get by, don't mess with my mother, I'll take you to ...... now," Sun Wukong said.

Sun Wukong held Guanyin's hand with one hand and wanted to use the other hand to hold the hand of the king Zeus, but was let go by the king Zeus who pretended not to understand, and avoided a little and followed him away. This is also Guanyin throwing him a look, love is only in the heart, and it is not the time to play ambiguous on this fire head.

Led by Sun Wukong, the higher the god of the god walks behind, this is the same as the world, the more the little dog runs forward, the big man's legs are like a toad to eat a fly with his eyes stared at, lift one leg and gently put it down, and then gently lift the other leg, and so on and

I want to ask readers, can you write that you can see the Queen Mother and the Buddha whip?

After a while, this group of gods came to the Confucius Temple. Sun Wukong first came to the door of the broken temple by himself, and saw that the door was closed, Sun Wukong came to the half of the wall that had collapsed to probe his brain to see where they were.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong was a little dumbfounded, he was most afraid of losing his mother, he was beautiful, and his spells were high, and it was difficult to cultivate his eight-backed. He had to open the fiery eyes that he hadn't opened for a long time, only to see a line of golden light shooting into the dark corner, at first only let Sun Wukong see a bunch of white meat, in this ten-thousandth of a second, Sun Wukong was startled, thinking that the Queen Mother was killed, this is a pile of white meat of the dead body spread on the ground?

No, it's moving. If you look closely, it turns out that the buttocks of the Buddha are warping and upturning.

Goose! Sun Wukong saw that the Buddha was whipping with the Queen Mother, which made him suddenly think that he was personally vendetta by the Buddha of the Buddha, that was because the Buddha wanted to marry Guanyin as his wife, and later heard that Taishang Laojun and Guanyin gave birth to Sun Wukong, but I don't know if it was the product of Niu B in the air. The so-called air Niu B is that Guanyin sat on the stone and menstruated on it, and then met Taishang Laojun sitting on this stone dozing off and running a horse, and then Sun Wukong was born from this stone.

However, he didn't know these Buddha at all, and regarded Taishang Laojun as his rival, thinking that Taishang Laojun was the first to strike, and he had committed adultery with Guanyin, so he has always been angry with Taishang Laojun. Later, Sun Wukong stole a few peaches in the sky, so he took the opportunity to declare a personal vendetta and crushed Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years!

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong was so sad that he shed tears, so when Sun Wukong saw that the Buddha was whipping with the Queen Mother, not only did he not keep it secret, but also out of the heart of ordinary people, beckoning the people behind him to come and see quickly, if they waited for them to wear pants, it would be too late for Sister Lin.

"Hurry up, hurry up, they're playing flowers inside, and they won't look good when they take it off!" Sun Wukong walked to the last place to hurry them up, deliberately trying to show the ugliness of the Buddha.

"What are you talking about, my son, stop messing around, these uncles and aunts are high gods, you have to learn the etiquette of the upper class." Guanyin is educating his son Sun Wukong, and in the upper class, he must have the etiquette of the upper class, and he must not come nonsense.

Isn't it, the gods are all around the ruined temple to watch the Buddha and the Queen Mother do that kind of dewy couple stupidity, and their buttocks are still warping like dogs, and they are still making the panting sound of the old cow grinding.

Everyone else is just watching, but Eris can't hold back the fire in his heart, obviously it was your queen mother herself who said it to me, saying that you will tell me to be my husband, why did you get it on your own stomach first?

Goose! The world of Eris has not had a drop of rain for 3,000 years, and the triangular fields are almost dry, and you can hear the crash of heavy metals when you walk like steel plates. Thinking of this, Eris rushed in with a strong stride, stretched out his hand and grabbed the queen mother's hair and started beating, and said with words in his mouth: "You dog B, you just like to do some ghost things of killing chickens for your mother-in-law (referring to the guest coming to kill the chicken, but deliberately making it unpalatable, waiting for the guest to leave, and then cook some to eat by yourself.) said to marry the master to the Buddha, who knew that you would taste the grandfather's husband first. You shameless bitch. ”

What a fight, Eris, who is it? The daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, the sister of Athena, a huge family in the high god realm, what do you think?

"Isn't this all broken, I'm so angry that I'm dozing off, if the Buddha says he wants to have a good time with me, I pretend to be asleep, is there a way? It's all the same faction of our own, and we're all old, and we're all in one aspect. Besides, I'm not a young girl.

Besides, I told you to take the Buddha as your husband, but aren't you still married, you beat me, I'm all old like this, woo, woo. The Queen Mother was crying so sadly, knowing that Eris had a huge family behind her, so she felt even more that she was being wronged in the world, and the tears of sadness kept rolling down.

The Buddha felt very incomprehensible, and remembered that it was the Queen Mother who said this to herself, and she was so happy that she was dying at that time, and she was kissing the king of heaven, Zeus. But the reality in front of him made the Buddha dare not witness it, because Eris is so ugly that he can really only have a draw with the Queen Mother if he pounces on the young man. That is to say, a piece of cow B and a piece of pig B, none of which are just used for emergency response, and there is no need to talk about them at all.

Thinking of this, the Buddha was stupid by the facts in front of him, standing in place for a long time, and only put his pants on one foot and went in, a snake head was still outside, one hand crossed his waist, one hand held one side of the trousers, and his head opened to the sky, like a turtle in a patio that had not rained for a long time.

Why didn't Guanyin go over and fight, because Guanyin is a jade girl, and seeing that the Buddha has not yet received her own few into her pants, this shyness makes her dare not cross the bottom line she has maintained for thousands of years.

Athena didn't dare, although she had played with men a few times, but she was still a girl's family in reputation, and in front of so many gods, she even pretended to pretend that she was afraid of seeing men. So Athena did not go over and sever.

Goose, this naturally fell on Hera's head, and she approached the Buddha and whispered, "Brother, you can put your pants on first and then look at the sky." Then he came to Eris and the Queen Mother and said, "The Queen Mother, you are all so old, you let me tell you what is good about you, and you are doing some young people's affairs all day long, and causing some extraneous things that should not be disturbed." ”

He turned to Eris and said, "You are not married yet, what do you want me to say, if you are already married, I will catch her today and steal someone to catch Shuang, and see what else she has to say about the Queen Mother?" Don't beat her again, look at her age. ”

"I want you to take care of it, you are not my own mother, and my stepmother will also take care of others, shameless. Just hope that the lord will never marry her husband, her queen mother said, if the Buddha is now my husband, we will get married now. With that, Eris approached the Buddha and helped him put a few in his pants.

So what's going on with the Buddha? This is only known to Guanyin, because the Buddha has wanted to engage in Guanyin many times, and once Guanyin asked him: "You always want to fuck my B, what else will you do except press my son Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain?" If I really have the ability, I should have encountered a hooligan while walking at night. ”

"I have a doppelganger technique, if I encounter something that I can't get out, I will leave the original body behind and hide somewhere else." This is the true word that the Buddha said when he wanted to Guanyin's B.

This is the heavenly opportunity of Guanyin and Nyolai Buddha, once it is revealed, it is also sinful, although there is no law that recognizes this as a sin, but intelligent people believe that there is something invisible that binds people's behavior. This is the bottom line of conscience, according to the nature of Guanyin, that is, if the Buddha dies, Guanyin will not say any words that the Buddha said to her before his death, and then out of her mouth, this is the value of wisdom.

Why are men reluctant to whip with unintelligent women, is it because they are afraid that unintelligent goods will go outside and talk nonsense. Goose! Smart people don't go out and talk nonsense, but it's very difficult to get started, which is that people are not as good as animals in love. Of course, it means that all animals do not include only people, unless people are divided into hierarchies!

Why did the Buddha run away without even a few leaks outside? Isn't this panicking, a person who is used to being noble and accustomed to self-esteem as his life, when he sees himself doing such a very embarrassing thing, he wants to die, and he thinks that he will leave quickly, not let others see that it is himself, let it become a nightmare, or a very indecent and stinky dream, let himself die in the dream, and destroy himself.

If you make a mistake in a hurry, the gods can't escape this common disease, knowing that they have a doppelganger technique, but they have to leave a handle for people to catch one. It's like going out to run errands, especially stupid women, it's not good for you to tie your money to your stomach? If you don't get a famous bag, hang it on your shoulder and only hang it on one side, for a good man or a strong woman who robs the street, you are undoubtedly throwing it on the grass, so it's strange if you don't pick it up! Take it in your hand and wash your hands in the toilet, this thing is still yours? And that's not even counting the rush to look at the soul. This is the footsteps of the Buddha.

It is necessary for us to talk about how the Buddha suddenly got involved in the ignorance of the Queen Mother. This has to start from criminal psychology, the queen mother herself estimates that the death penalty is inevitable, so that when you think about it, people will fall into the ashes of all thoughts, just as she said Guanyin, she wants Guanyin to powder her face, Guanyin doesn't fight, just say that Guanyin is a broken jar or something, she really thought of this move.

She felt that the Buddha had been too wronged in this life, and she had never heard of him getting any woman, or that he had no gossip at all. Why isn't there a mystery in this for the Queen Mother? Death is death, there is no way, in this last moment, and the opportunity is coming, why not turn over the hole cards of the Buddha, if you are a cub, do not put yourself to death? Don't look at our queen mother, and she is ignorant, but this is the main policy of mass survival!

Why are people smart? Isn't there just two words for restraint? If the word restraint is removed from the world, no one in the world can be smart, and no one can think of being smart.

From a moral point of view, the Queen Mother also considered that this was a coming-of-age ceremony for the Buddha to become a human being. There is a kind of pleasure that makes it feel that men like women is very special, beyond the superficial appearance, so that they don't come to the world in vain. That's a blessing, isn't it?

So why did the Buddha accept it? This will lead to some very mysterious sense of men, isn't this saying kiss for the Buddha, but the Buddha has no bottom in his heart, this tens of thousands of years of cultivation is simply a piece of abandoned land for thousands of years for women, you said that you suddenly thought of planting crops, and you don't fight Nongda first, weeding is the first step. Goose! If the Buddha thought that since the Queen Mother can let herself try it for free, why not really try it, don't think that even dogs can do this, there are many things that people are really not as good as livestock, such as cows, and they will swim in the water when they come out of their lives.

A family likes a family to worry, Eris doesn't care so much, put on the pants for the Buddha and run to his house, on the surface he is angry, but in his heart he likes to be flustered into a mess, and he almost tripped over the temple gate when he left the temple.

"What a system!" God left such a sentence and said nothing more.

Only Athena was laughing and leaning back and forth, but Guanyin was so numb by Athena's laughter that she lost her mind, and she also laughed in her heart, gloating that the Queen Mother had bitten off one of her fingers. This is understandable, the noble style is the other side, the nature of human beings is natural, it exists in the hearts of all people, such as dogs, non-flowers will not give birth to puppies.

Of course, the main factor for this reason is the first Monkey King, who put the wrong pebble from the source, and since then he has changed the direction of the river. However, this has to go back and settle the account on the head of the Buddha himself, which was caused by his communiqué personal vendetta first pressing Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, and the misdirection of everything is still back to a love word. Of course, in the end, he died on the love word.

"Mom!" Sun Wukong stood beside Guanyin, and when all this calmed down, Sun Wukong felt a small guilt that could not be escaped, so he looked up at his mother and smiled shyly in embarrassment.

"Hmm!" Guanyin's heart is so sweet, but this does not mean that she is not a benevolent person, this is because it is rare to be with her son Sun Wukong, because she has seen the inner life of her son Sun Wukong, and laughter is to give her son a reassurance, which is the heart of the world's mother.

Hera also came over and stretched out a hand to Sun Wukong, and said to Sun Wukong with a smile: "I heard that you are so capable, can you let Auntie take a look?" ”

Sun Wukong didn't dare to answer, so he looked up at Guanyin and said, "Mom? ”

(I assimilated myself into the Monkey King, and called Guanyin's mother so sweet in my heart, indeed, because Guanyin is beautiful and benevolent.) Like a TV presenter, if the hell opens the door, the pretty girl will not forget to shake hands more, don't waste it. Sometimes he deliberately rubs and begs for a hug. If it's not pretty, take a step or two back in secret, hide farther away, and be afraid of being attacked! I'm waiting, of course, we're all mortals, let others scold the dog's eyes. The mother of a beautiful girl, the host will say: Is mom coming? Not a pretty girl: Is your mother coming? The dog didn't mean to pick up cheap yesterday. ）

At this time, many people came to watch around Sun Wukong, and they also had a feeling of envy for Guanyin, to be honest, because there was none, even if there was, it was not so fun.

"Sun Wukong, good boy, I heard that you will change seventy-two, can you have fun?" This is Athena coming to Sun Wukong's side, she is half-kneeling and talking to Sun Wukong, in order to show that she is not a person of higher rank, but as tall as Sun Wukong, which makes people feel friendly and friendly.

Sun Wukong suddenly thought of what the little god bird said about him, did he mean that he didn't know how to love? Aunt Athena is so beautiful, which makes him have an anti-previous worldview of life. This has to say that Athena is a beauty and a god of war, and her two fresh milks have been cultivated by her to have no attraction to the earth, that is to say, her nipples are not looking down, but straight to a girl lying on the couch, such as the pyramids on both sides of the Nile. There is this description in other languages that are redundant.

Julius Caesar also came, and his heart towards Sun Wukong was like knocking over a five-flavor bottle, with sweet and sour love. There is everything, thinking that if it weren't for Sun Wukong, could he really kill the Queen Mother? I'm afraid of right and wrong. So, how does this bend turn? By whom? (To be continued.) )