337 Crazy Blacklist!
It's hard to imagine what it's like for a person to suddenly burst out in a very calm tone. But today, Wang Shizi has done this perfectly. At least judging from the video, after Wang Shizi stated that he would never apologize, he calmly did not have a trace of fireworks when he threw out a foul sentence again. It's like saying "Hello!" to people around the world who are watching the event. "It's so natural.
What is not calm is just the reaction of everyone in the audience, and the recording equipment did not deliberately isolate the "buzzing" noise in the audience at this time, so the people watching the video at this time can only watch the picture while enduring those messy sounds. Fortunately, Wang Shizi didn't let everyone wait long before he spoke again.
"Alright, please be quiet." Wang Shizi raised his hand, and the voice in the audience suddenly subsided a lot. After all, every word Wang Shizi says now is a topic that can be hyped, and for many media people, it must not be missed.
When the audience finally fell completely silent, Wang Shizi spoke again.
"You may not believe it, but I spent a day reading a lot of comments about this incident. Among them, there is a netizen's comment that I think is very correct. Just by venting your inner anger by exploding a foul sentence is a sign of extreme incompetence. I don't want to be an incompetent person, so next, for the initiator of this incident, that is, the old man who fell and retired and his family members will receive a lawyer's letter after this press conference, and I will ask them to refund the full amount of the medical expenses they paid before, as well as apologize to my girlfriend and restore their reputation. I will take this matter very seriously, there is no room for change! ”
"SECONDLY, FOR THOSE WHO USE THE KEYBOARD AS A WEAPON ON THE INTERNET TO SLANDER OUR TANG PRINCE AND HUAQING UNIVERSITY AND MY COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND FOR RIDICULOUS REASONS, AND THOSE WHO TRY TO CONFUSE CONCEPTS AND CHANGE PERSPECTIVES TO SHOW COMPASSION. I can't sanction them from a legal point of view. I don't want to condemn them with a moral concept, that doesn't make any sense! ”
"But as I said earlier, exploding foul language won't solve anything, and it won't make them feel any discomfort, so I decided to put these people on the blacklist of Datang Shizi Technology customers. That is to say, in the future, any product of Datang Shizi will forever refuse to serve this group of people. Some people may wonder how we can identify these users, so thank you to the software developers of our Datang Shizi R&D Center. I have developed such a blacklist technology that compares various information, which can realize my idea. ”
That is to say, we have added a large number of all kinds of name-calling, confusing and noble moral role models who have been hiding behind computers to this blacklist through various information comparison techniques. Of course, in the spirit of being responsible to our customers, we did not try to add all the keyboard warriors who held the tone I just mentioned to be blacklisted, so we can guarantee that this blacklist will definitely not be hurt by mistake!
"So after this press conference, if some people suddenly find that their mobile phone system loaded with the Shizi intelligent system is automatically locked, there is no need to have any doubts, it is because you have been listed as persona non grata of the Tang Dynasty, and you no longer have the right to use our Shizi operating system."
"Of course. This group of customers can choose other operating systems, and even you can directly take your own mobile phone to return the product. We have communicated with all the manufacturers who use our Shizi intelligent system and reached an agreement. This batch of customers can use their locked system code and the invoice at the time of purchase to make hassle-free returns! This money will be compensated by our Datang Shizi to the manufacturer! Of course, you can also scold me, or even sue me, but your identity verification information has been permanently recorded in the blacklist, and you will not be able to use all the devices of the Tang Dynasty in the future. ”
"The products I am talking about are not only the current Shizi intelligent system, but also the electronic products with 3D virtual display technology that will be launched soon. All electronic products equipped with our super graphene batteries, our smart home series products in the future. And wait for the products that our Datang Shizi R&D Center is developing, or will develop in the future, please don't doubt our determination to do so, now we have only added this user blacklist in the core field of software, and we will implant this blacklist technology into the hardware chip in the future. Therefore, these customers whose systems are locked should not try to buy our products again by any means, because once you enter fingerprints or other information as required. The system will be permanently locked again, and I'm afraid there won't be a hassle-free return service like it is now! ”
"Remember, I'm not kidding everyone because I've never been so serious as I am today! By the way, I can announce to you that the number of customers who were blacklisted in the first batch is 1083, and I am happy to tell you. This batch is using our Shizi intelligent system but in our micro. Bo has no moral bottom line, and wantonly attacks and slanders the guys of the Tang Dynasty for unfounded reasons. What they specifically do is to use our Shizi intelligent system while trying to call on everyone on the Internet to boycott all of our Datang Shizi products. In fact, there is no need to be so troublesome, if they want to resist, I will fulfill them! In the future, they will be able to boycott our products for life. ”
Of course, this is not that the Tang Dynasty cannot tolerate any objections. In fact, many commenters who are also dissatisfied with our handling of the situation, but have reasonable opinions, we have not included in the blacklist. What we want to do is to use our meager strength to reshape the moral bottom line of this society, even if we have to bear great losses for this, our Tang prince will never compromise, let alone take even half a step back! ”
"Finally, I have to regret to inform you that the Q&A session of today's press conference has been temporarily cancelled, so this is the end of today's press conference! Finally, thank you again for coming, thank you! Our canteen of the Tang Dynasty has prepared a sumptuous banquet to entertain everyone, and I hope everyone can move there. In addition, the blacklist I just mentioned will take effect immediately! Well, goodbye! ”
After Wang Shizi said these words without any interference, the lights on the rostrum dimmed, and the curtain fell, hiding everything on the stage, and at this time, the audience instantly fried the pot! (To be continued.) )
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