516 Helen and Shih Tzu who is the first beauty

"Qin Shi Huang is here, with Xi Shi beauties and He's Bi and Jiuding. Cruise in Normandy at nine o'clock. Zeus, the king of heaven, took the beautiful Helen and the Golden Fleece, and compared the beauty with Xi Shi to see who is the best beauty between Xi Shi and Helen? than a first beauty. "This is the poster, there are people everywhere who are saying, this is God's arrangement.

The development of things was decided by Zeus, the king of heaven, he thought that if Xi Shi got the first beauty, Helen got the second, because Helen got the first he couldn't, it was better to let Xi Shi get the first, so that he Zeus, the king of heaven, would the first beauty in the world and win glory for the egg. Of course, Qin Shi Huang doesn't care, there are two reasons for this, one is that the goods died on the ground, and this didn't enter the territory of Zeus, the king of others? And then there's no harm to the real thing, which is the main reason why it doesn't matter.

This matter made Athena very busy, and she was persuading Lu Bu: "You'd better not get into trouble yet, and I'll tell you when I understand the situation, and you can settle at home first." ”

"Whoever wins the first place has the right to the beautiful Helen's b first, I have been competing with Xiang Yu for so long, and now we have decided to divide it equally, I have to be a beauty and he has to get the Golden Fleece. Why did he kill a Qin Shi Huang halfway, he wanted to the world's first beauty without much effort, and should he treat people as heroes in the world in the future? "When Lu Bu heard that Qin Shi Huang was coming, he exchanged Xi Shi and He's Bi and Jiuding for the b of the beautiful Helen, and in a fit of anger, he was about to lift Fang Tian's halberd to kill Qin Shi Huang with one shot.

Isn't this being persuaded by Athena's immediate arrival.

"My ancestor, my grandfather in my previous life, can you let me save some snacks? You are obedient first, and I have to rush to Xiang Yu's side. I kneel before you. After saying that, Athena really bowed down.

This made Lu Bu's face unbearable, not only extinguishing the anger in his heart, but also showing a look of guilt on his face. Isn't it? Let the goddess of the family say so much, she should have listened to Athena's words a long time ago, this is the decision of the high god, no one can reverse it, you can only think of other ways to make up for it.

Lu Bu didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly held up the beautiful god of war Athena with both hands, and agreed with Athena's opinion and said, "Okay." All right. I listen to you. Go ahead, I promise not to cause trouble, stay at home and wait for you to come. "And that's not all. And whispered into Athena's ear: "I'll boil a pot of water at home, wait for you to come and take a bath together, and then BB"

Athena smiled and nodded, holding Lu Bu's face with both hands and kissing her mouth.

Yes. If you want to make people worry, you have to make your own guarantees. Otherwise, as soon as Athena walks on the front foot, you will go on the heel of the back foot, and you will go to make trouble. It's really a big problem, and I'm going to hang you Lu Bu. Athena would die of heartache.

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"You hold on for now, wait for me to see how things are going, and if I have the right to deal with it, I will do so in accordance with the principle of seeking truth from facts. Whoever is whomever is whoever. If not, wait for me to tell you before you think about it, okay? "This is Athena coming to the side of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. Because now Xiang Yu and Lu Bu are the victors of this divine war, and the fruits of their victory are also theirs, both sides agree that they can no longer be evenly divided.

"Qin Shi Huang, the old thief, wanted to die, and dared to bring Xi Shi and bring He's Bi and Jiuding with him, and only changed to the world's first beauty Helen's B, isn't this a defeat of the country and even a beauty? Phew, shameless

You Athena don't care about it for now, wait until I go and pick a few of his overlord guns with the overlord gun in my hand. After Xiang Yu finished speaking, he was about to pick up his gun and mount his horse to attack Qin Shi Huang.

"Don't listen to me, I'm the highest police officer in this god war, they are a level above you, and it's you who will suffer if something happens, not them. If I can't reverse their plans, I'll try to make other compensations for you in front of them, which is much better than if you were to make trouble. I'll try to change their plans. Athena said.

Athena is the goddess of war, and her beauty is not second only to the beauty Helen, but it is incomparable, because God and man are not on the same level, and her beauty may be better than Helen, so it can be said that it is only not a sensation.

In today's society, we compare famous stars, you have to go to schools or other more extensive places to see, there are girls who are more beautiful than famous stars, aren't they all just not causing a sensation? There are some celebrities who are simply cows, and some geese are still honored to them. It's like eating stinky tofu, if you eat it, you can only say that it's good, if you say it's not good, people will scold you and ask you to follow the world crazy? One day people say that the is delicious, and you go with it?

The air is the sea, and people's faith is the ship, and everyone has their own faith. Take a famous male star as an example, although he has money, he is unwilling to spend a million to marry a poor beauty. It's that you must marry a so-called celebrity who is also a famous star, and it doesn't matter if you are fucked by others, rich is a good thing, don't you say that faith is doing tricks? Everyone understands that the poor girl in the deep mountains has no syphilis, but is poor, and the rich would rather die of syphilis, and also regard the poor as an alternative, as if marrying a poor person is equivalent to a cow, and being laughed at "What does Lu Bu think?" Xiang Yu asked.

"Lu Bu is the same as you, 10,000 don't agree, and keep saying that he wants to cut off a few of Qin Shi Huang's ones. In the end, I knelt down to him and called him the master of his previous life, so that this child would not make trouble, it was really a medicine. Athena said.

"I kneel down to you now, call your mother in your previous life, you let me cut off a few of this old thief Qin Shi Huang." After speaking, Xiang Yu really knelt down to Athena.

"My injustice, what kind of trick have you committed, get up quickly. Tell me why? Athena hurriedly picked up Xiang Yu.

"You said that it makes sense to bring Xi Shi in exchange for Helen, to exchange B for B. Why do you want to bring He's Bi and Jiuding together to exchange, isn't this a loss? "It turns out that Xiang Yu is a national treasure in heartache and is a stingy ghost.

"What you mean is that if you don't bring He's Bi and Jiuding with you, you will exchange Xi Shi for Helen, and let them exchange B for B, and you don't care. Isn't it? Athena said.

"Even if Xi Shi is from his Qin Dynasty, there is nothing to say. But it's one thing to use it in exchange for Helen, will Lu Bu agree? We have determined that Helen is Lu Bu's, and I have the Golden Fleece. Goose, if Lu Bu can't get the beautiful Helen, he will inevitably take away half of my Golden Fleece, so I must first exchange Qin Shi Huang for Helen with Xi Shi. Only then will I be able to keep my precious Golden Fleece. Xiang Yu was saying his reason, that only Wei Wei could save Zhao.

"You are right, but things in the world are either justified or justified. But you have to have reasonable rights, if you don't have higher rights than reasonable rights, you are just fooling around, breaking the law, and going to prison. "Our beautiful god of war Athena is bitter and really wants these two superheroes of the Central Plains not to make a big deal in Greece and go to the guillotine. It is God's duty to cherish heroes. Athena saw that Xiang Yu still had no willingness to compromise. Tears are slowly flowing out, worrying about the hero's persistent life.

"Don't feel sorry for Qin Shi Huang, let me cut off a few of him. Let him go to the underworld and the cow. Xiang Yu was still begging Athena to allow him to cut off Qin Shi Huang's few.

"Are you Fan Xiliang reincarnated?" Athena said with tears in her eyes.

"What do you mean?" Xiang Yu didn't understand.

"When Qin Shi Huang built the Great Wall, he buried Fan Xiliang at the foot of the Great Wall." Athena said calmly. "Maybe, I don't remember. Now I just want to cut off a few of him. "Xiang Yu is dying to protect his Golden Fleece.

"Even if you go and cut off a few of Qin Shi Huang's, the main reason is not Qin Shi Huang's body, it's my father Zeus. It's my own dad. Do you have what it takes to cut him? I was so ruthless that I cut off my father's few in person, do you want my conscience to stink? Athena was forced to talk about her father. This is the last trump card, and generally no one wants to take it out casually.

"I don't understand, why your dad likes Shih Tzu, this thing is fatter than a pig." Xiang Yu wanted to use Xi Shi to make the king Zeus stop changing his behavior.

"Maybe it's the reason why the last time I went to the Moon Palace to Chang'e's b, I got egg pain. Now I think of changing to a fat one. ”

"Oh my God, your dad even our Chang'e" Xiang Yu was almost stunned.

"I heard Bao Zheng say this. said that Chang'e was so thin, and put him in pain. Athena said with her head bowed.

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Shih Tzu wears a shawl. The front of the chest is exposed, which is called following the local customs. It's just that the two big can't compare to Hailun's straightness, and there is a man in my village who likes to say the word "sister's straightness...... Falling again, and sticking out to the left and right, are the pyramids on both sides of the Nile. Like iron, it is attractive to the earth.

The complete difference is that the beautiful Helen has steel milk in front of her chest, and she is not made to crash down by the attraction of the earth.

"Shih Tzu is iron milk, and he was made to crash down by the attraction of the earth. No beauty Helen is pretty, Helen is steel, first pretty. The first beauty. "Visitors along the way are expressing their opinions.

"Oriental women are beautiful, with a fat body of flesh, so hi" said this is also a kind of own opinion.

Helen's chest was hung with a golden fleece, and Shih Tzu's chest was hung with a family bi. This is all for the sake of beauty and beauty, attracting people's attention.

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"Father, I'm afraid this won't work, Lu Bu and Xiang Yu don't agree with you like this. Lu Bu wants the beautiful Helen, and Xiang Yu wants the Golden Fleece, which is divided by themselves, and they will not compete anymore, and they will be evenly divided. "Athena rushed to stop the king from exchanging his daughter for bfuck.

"Is Lu Bu taking the initiative or Xiang Yu taking the initiative?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said displeasedly.

"All take the initiative. Xiang Yu said that if Lu Bu didn't get the beautiful Helen, he would definitely go to divide Xiang Yu's Golden Fleece, so Xiang Yu was also against you. Athena said as straightforward.

"This is very easy to do, I will immediately send someone to spread the rumor that the beautiful Helen has syphilis on B, and ask him Lu Bu to propose that he himself does not want a beautiful woman." The King of Heaven said.

Athena shook her head helplessly and said, "Make a decision."

"Shih Tzu is the first beauty, and Helen has syphilis. Helen b, there is syphilis, there is syphilis, "The legend of the god soon rang everywhere.

"Report, there are rumors out there that Helen bs has syphilis." This is Lu Bu's little sentry said.

"Is it someone everywhere or is it just one or two people?" Lu Bu is afraid that it is true.

"A lot of people say that," said the deserter dog.

Listening to the little chagou say that many people say this, this is biased towards the truth, which can't help but make Lu Bu suspicious. There is a risk of rotting eggs and dying with this woman, so you have to consider the meaning of life.

I often hear men say that if I can marry such a beautiful woman as a wife, I am willing to die for her. This is a kind of stupid thought when I didn't get it, and when I put it in, I felt that it wasn't where B started to kick his bed under the ground in anger. That really corresponds to such a sentence: Before marrying a wife, B was a star in the sky, and after marrying a wife, B was a rotten and smelly cow B.

Goose, who is our Lu Bu? It's not enough to be rich and handsome, it's above the sum of super big names and superstars. He can say that he treats polluted women as drugs, not that he dare not suffer them, but that he clearly and absolutely cannot bear them. There are some things, for heroes, there is nothing to dare or not, but should not be, you have to weigh the pros and cons first.

"Revisit" After Lu Bu took the sentry away, he fell asleep, no longer thinking about this piece of B.

There are two reasons for this, one is to push the boat yourself. It's just that I think that this may be a rumor, or I think that this is definitely a rumor, and I think that I can't fight. I thought that since the opponent was willing to lose himself to achieve his goal, this could be regarded as giving himself face, so why bother to kill a cow with one egg?

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"Heavenly King, this is your unkindness, why didn't you explain it earlier because the beautiful Helen B has syphilis?" Goose, Qin Shi Huang is not doing it again.

"Ah, that's right. The first son Athena said that Lu Bu and Xiang Yu refused, these are two super war gods, the two decided to equalize, Lu Bu got the beautiful Helen, and Xiang Yu got the Golden Fleece.

The most important thing is that Lu Bu, the cicada, is making trouble, and he has to the beautiful Helen. This made me suddenly have a plan to send a lot of people to spread the legend that the beautiful Helen had syphilis. It's fake," the Heavenly King was explaining to Qin Shi Huang.

"It doesn't seem like a legend, they all say that someone saw it and asked Hua Tuo to be healed, and Hua Tuo also got it. said that Hua Tuo was a ghost, and the ghost asked him to help others treat syphilis by the way, and he people by the way, rotten eggs and dead ghosts," Qin Shi Huang said with a clear eye.

Zeus, the king of heaven, was so angry that he barked at the bull, and hated himself for not weighing the pros and cons first, and now he was at a loss for words.

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"Mom, I want to die" Helen was crying, not knowing what others meant when they said that they had syphilis, but they knew that it was a derogatory, or a bad girl or something, and someone spat in her face, which was definitely not a good thing.

Mother Lida was also crying angrily, but she hurriedly reacted quickly and turned her back to her daughter Helen, sad about her own sadness, don't let her sadness affect her daughter even more. 4027 to be continued