Chinese New Year Special: Maid Wars (Part I)
[For irresistible reasons...... It is probably the mysterious power of the Spring Festival (the call of the maid's costume) that has caused a magical change in the space of the gods, so our protagonist Du Ziteng began a legendary journey in another world......]
"Wait a minute—ah, hey! What is this, what is this synopsis?! Author: You haven't graduated from the last Christmas special yet, have you? Du Ziteng interrupted the narration of the mysterious voice, looked up to the sky and roared, and pulled the clothes on his body frantically, "This is an illusion, this must be an illusion!" That's right, I have a problem with the way I opened it, close my eyes and open it again, it's definitely like Moli leaving the dream world, ahahaha. ”
[Our protagonist Du Ziteng started his ......]
"One, two, three, open your eyes." Du Ziteng opened his eyes in a broken mind, and what he saw was still his gorgeous lace skirt.
The world fell silent for three seconds.
[His legendary journey in the world of maids.] Bracket laughs]
"What is the bracket laugh, ahhhh
Off-the-shoulder, cinched with ribbons, lace trims, cat ears on the head, black forbidden seduction and ultra-high-grade silk fabrics, a 100% cliff-wall limited edition maid outfit. It's a pity to wear it on Du Ziteng.
[The main members of the Fox Nine-Tails were attracted into the world of maids by the mysterious power of the Spring Festival, and legend has it that only by finding seven sets of limited edition maid costumes can they summon the maid god dragon ......]
"That's not right! I don't want to summon that strange dragon! Du Ziteng arrogantly took off the cat ears on his head and threw them on the ground and trampled them fiercely, "Don't talk about this strange narrator, why am I the only one around?" What about the captain, what about Su Qidong, and what about the String Commander of the Flowers? Sure enough, the first task suited them and ......"
Du Ziteng thought all the way in the strange streets, wandering aimlessly around the world full of maid costumes, when he saw the twenty-ninth muscular male uncle in a maid costume. He finally covered his mouth and hovered around the death line, "Is this—Is this here...... The world of philosophy......"
"I'm sorry, the cat-eared boy in front, can I ask you a few questions?" A gentle and slightly hoarse voice sounded behind the dying Du Ziteng, "It seems that you and I are in the same situation, do you know what is going on in this strange world?" ”
Yes--Fight-Friend-
Du Ziteng immediately resurrected on the spot full of blood and demons, and rushed to the mysterious boy who had the same experience with tears.
"Woo woo, that's great, has anyone finally found out how weird this world where even men wear maid outfits? Comrade in arms! Pls what is your name...... The second secondary school is sick and delicate!!! ”
Brown-haired and red-eyed, wearing the same style of off-the-shoulder maid outfit, but "Pan", who was particularly suitable because of her sickly pale skin, looked at Du Ziteng who suddenly covered his head and slammed into the ground, stretched out his fingers that were about to slap the other party, and twitched in place. "Excuse me...... Do you know me? ”
"Wait a minute, there's a serious mistake in the way you open it!"
Du Ziteng got up from the ground with a bloody face, pressed his hands on the young man's shoulders, and said solemnly. "This kind of gentle and sunny big brother next door expression is not suitable for you, although I am very pleased that you look like a completely different person, but sure enough, it is more normal for the person with a twisted personality and Su Qidong to fall in love with each other. Sure enough, my three views are also distorted in that weird team......"
"Pan ......?" The young man's expression froze for a moment when he heard the name, then he shook his head lightly and said in a mild, abnormal tone, "My name is Nagisa--Koju in the river. You said Pan. Probably my younger brother. ”
"Huh?" Du Ziteng stayed where he was, "Author, when did you add the setting of Twins?" ”
[This setting has obviously been there since Dead Space.] 】
"Sure enough, you did it, Sakura Fall! Get me back to the world I was! Du Ziteng spread his legs and stretched out his middle finger to point to the sky.
Nagisa didn't understand his current situation, and asked strangely, "Are you Pan's friend?" ”
"Don't dare to be a friend or anything. Teammates, teammates...... Speaking of which, he is definitely my senior. Du Ziteng scratched his head very embarrassedly in the face of Nagisa, who obviously had the same face but had a good personality, and then his hand froze - a cat's ear headdress appeared on his head again.
"All in all. It seems that there are other people who have also arrived in this strange world. Let's find them out first and figure it out together. Nagisa touched his chin with his fingers and said, "Is it the custom of this world that both men and women wear skirts?" ”
"No, this is called a maid outfit......" Du Ziteng replied weakly, seeing a maid café in front of him, his body instinctively moved to that side, "Ahaha." Pan's brother, are you hungry? Let's go to that café and sit down and figure it out......"
Nagisa seems to lack some common sense like Pan, but he doesn't think it's weird to wear a maid's outfit. Carrying the corners of the somewhat cumbersome skirt, he followed.
Du Ziteng pushed open the door of the maid's café with a dreamy expression, and he was greeted by ......
A familiar flintlock pistol.
"Yo--boy, is there a shot? Or rather, at this time, say, 'Welcome back, Master, do you want to get a headshot, a headshot, or a headshot?' Mo Li pointed a flintlock pistol at Du Ziteng's head, and stepped on the camera obscura with one foot on the side, and the ultra-short maid outfit was lifted by her thighs to reveal a black lace fat time (small pants), "I knew that in the maid café, I could wait for a rabbit to reach an otaku." ”
"Team Captain—!" Du Ziteng knotted his tongue and said, "Why are you here for you...... And this is no longer a maid play, it's completely an SM queen! ”
Mo Li is not an off-the-shoulder style but a suspender model, with intricate white rose decoration on the chest, a large area of the back revealing smooth and flawless skin, ** The arms outside are also wrapped with black ribbons, and the miniskirt and black silk boots have become the focus of attention in a group of people wearing ordinary maid outfits.
The demon fox showed a knowing expression, and the fox ears on the top of his head were still decorated with black lace edges, and shook happily, "Then it goes without saying, of course, I found the legendary seven sets of limited maid outfits to summon the dragon to return to the original world." And where did the Japanese puppet girl go? He must have been wearing a maid outfit as well...... Hanama, you wait for me, I will definitely make you regret tying the bow on my tail hehehe......" Mo Li said as he entered the blackening mode, "No one can stop me from summoning the Divine Dragon!" ”
At this time, she noticed that the young man behind Du Ziteng said strangely. "Pan, why are you here...... No, who are you? ”
"I'm Pan's brother, Nagisa." Nagisa greeted Mo Li very politely, and at the same time looked at the pair of movable fox ears with some surprise, "Pan has always been very willful, thank you very much for taking care of you all the time." ”
Mo Li waved his hand and said, "Don't care, the one who really takes care of him should be the paralyzed rabbit eyes...... Even you've come to this strange world? Ay...... We have to find Tongtong quickly. With her mental power, she can summon the dragon faster. ”
"Captain, why are you so obsessed with summoning the Divine Dragon...... And why is your receptivity so strong?! ”
"Play for the maid who is in arrears in Hanama strings." Mo Li showed a blackened expression, "Let's go." The maid café can only wait for the rabbit to reach the otaku, and the others will definitely avoid such an obvious place. ”
"Run! There is a pervert here in the military division! ”
The makeshift maid outfit trio begins to move towards the destination of the position, led by the demon fox.
And a large number of muscular male uncles in maid outfits suddenly appeared in front of them, and a pink-haired man in a gothic maid outfit sat on the mountain of muscular men resting. "Oh my God, what's going on in this world that ruined my eyes? The muscular valet outfits really ruined my aesthetic. Sure enough, all of them will be destroyed! ”
"Oh no, the muscular man eradicator has appeared!"
"Tong Yao, here~" I found that my comrade-in-arms Demon Fox happily shook the ears on the top of his head.
Tong Yao also noticed the Mo Li trio, and stretched out his hand to show a light smile. "Yo, Captain Fox, and Tucao-kun, Pan."
"Who is Tuca-kun!"
"Stomach pain?"
“…… I'm going to despair, I'm going to despair about the world! ”
Tong Yao immediately ignored Du Ziteng, who had fallen into a gloomy state, and praised Mo Li. "Your maid outfit is super nice!"
"Yours is nice too." Mo left his mouth crooked to reveal a broken smile.
"As for the others, I thought I was separated."
"You can always find it." Mo Li finally showed a normal worried expression, "Fortunately, there are no unstable factors in this world except for the strange worldview. It's also relatively easy. It's unrealistic to ask if you've seen anyone else, so let's look for it together and don't get separated again. ”
At this time, an eleven or twelve-year-old Zhengtai dragged a maid outfit with a cocoa loli style that didn't seem to fit well and bumped into Du Ziteng, but he didn't knock others down and knocked himself to the ground. Suddenly. Tears welled up in his eyes.
"Hey, hey, Xiao Zhengtai, are you okay?" Du Ziteng was about to cry when he saw the other party's mouth flattened. Hurriedly squatted down to comfort. As a result, he squatted down and revealed the muscular male uncle behind him, and Xiao Zhengtai's worldview obviously collapsed.
Xiao Zhengtai tried hard to choke a tear and complained that he was scared, "Brother, brother, there is a pervert qwq here"
Du Ziteng saw that Nagisa, who was shining with his brother's light, was pulled by Mo Li to chat with Tong Yao, and could only rely on his clumsy skills to comfort Xiao Zhengtai, "Don't cry, a manly husband or something, this era is very tolerant of Zhengtai, don't cry at first...... No, what the hell am I talking about?! Please don't cry, okay...... Tell my brother where you fell? ”
"I'm looking for my brother...... "Koshota continued to choke without shedding a single tear, "as soon as I open my eyes, I'm in a completely strange world...... My brother must be here too......"
"Is the little tadpole looking for Mom's brother version?" Du Ziteng complained to himself, and then said to himself that he was unlucky, "Okay, okay, don't cry...... Ahhh Sure enough, I'm just an otaku, not a younger brother who is too controlled! What's your brother's name, we'll help you find it together, don't cry......"
Xiao Zhengtai achieved his goal, blinked his eyes and immediately said with an innocent face, "My name is Su Qihui, and my brother's name is Su Qidong." ”
"......" Du Ziteng immediately petrified in place.
Then, three seconds later, when the petrification was lifted, his screams resounded through the sky again.
"Oh no, Captain, ahhhh
ps:
Said good maid paly, don't expect to be able to write anything normal in the end, and the brother and brother on the set next door will come over and play a friendship =,= The maid costume of the flower string will appear in the finale.,Meow~