"Eris, wake up, you're having nightmares!" The mother was called, Eris has been asleep here for a long time, and has said a lot of unintelligible dream words, and the high-ranking male gods don't know what is going on.

"Her forehead is so hot, I'm afraid that her face is inflamed by plastic surgery, my poor child, people have not lived a good life since birth!" The mother touched Eris's forehead and said, shedding tears of sympathy for the difficult marriage of Eris's ugly girl.

"Mom!" Eris woke up from the nightmare and saw Niangniang for the first time, and all kinds of sadness and pain suddenly came to his heart, calling Niangniang his mother. At the same time, tears flooded the ugly cheeks like a river overturning the sea.

"My poor child......" The mother was very helpless to embrace Eris, an ugly girl in the world, like the sea accepting a river, and had nothing to say.

"What the hell is going on?" Zeus, the king of heaven, felt inexplicable, the two women were crying and, what kind of evil is this?

"If you have any grievances, you can tell me to my mother and let everyone hear it, don't hold it in your heart, it will be sick, my poor daughter, it is the mother who has not taken good care of you." Niangniang's sympathy made everyone present feel a little puzzled, and everyone was thinking about the same question, that is: Is Eris the daughter of Niangniang? If not, then why is the relationship so cordial? Even if it's an elder to a junior, it's not impossible to call it like this, but the problem is, the tone must not be so girly, right?

Eris's fate is indeed deeply sympathetic, and there are ugly girls in the world, but none is so ugly that she can be used to atone for the sins of death row prisoners. But the people who committed death row inmates like this are unwilling to want her, and would rather die than marry such an ugly girl, which shows how ugly Eris is.

At this time, Hera, Athena, and Venus were also present one by one, but they didn't have time to wash their faces and put on makeup, and their faces were dark. This is even more on Hera's face, which is almost a bark face, and it looks even more old-fashioned. It's ugly to death.

Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to laugh when he saw Hera's appearance for the first thousandth of a second, but was soon denied by himself that he should be happy. Instead, he fell into a little sadness, after all, he was his sister, and one was his wife, and if he laughed on such an occasion, he would make each other embarrassed.

The fools were because they had heard that Eris had fallen asleep in the courtroom. I want Niangniang to take a look first, because Niangniang is the oldest woman, and there may be some so-called sutras in this regard. For the time being, let the mother come first, and a few of them will have to collect the things they have picked up. For example, the coal block should be put in the coal warehouse, which can be regarded as a crossover. As for the fun stones, throw them into the grass...... Fools are so angry that they forget to wash their faces with water from the stinking gutter.

When Hera saw that Eris looked like a man who was about to die, she couldn't help but complain from her heart: "What a bad sun god......"

"Her forehead is so hot, let's get her into the room and give her some water. Hold on to her and let her take a nap. If she doesn't wake up on her own for more than a morning or two, wake her up once to prevent her from being overly sad and scared to death by a ghost in a nightmare.

And she now has a high fever, which is even more of a source of nightmare. After saying that, the mother began to help Eris away with them.

In this way, everyone's eyes naturally fell on Cupid's body, as Eris said, whether Cupid shot a lead arrow at Helius Sun God, and a golden arrow on Eris, so that the two of them, one loved to death, and the other was disgusted to death.

Zeus, the king of heaven, also began to have a little doubt about this. Otherwise, a person who has committed a capital crime will marry an ugly girl to resist his fate, why would Helius refuse to live or die?

"Please sit down with Cupid and Helius in the dock, and explain to yourselves what is going on. Did you Helius get hit by Cupid's lead arrow? So that you don't want to live and die Eris, I'm afraid it's not your own true thoughts, but Cupid's lead arrows? "Zeus, the king of heaven, this is a completely benevolent method, first of all, whether you Cupid has shot such an arrow or not, the main meaning is to give Helius a good step, because sometimes the will of man is not known whether it is the original or the external factors. This is also true in modern times. For example, what kind of education a person has received, whether the will will be stronger or weaker, of course, depends on the content of the books you read.

For example, if you read some books about great talents every day, we will see them as a kind of golden arrow, and when we are shot at us, we will love them -- towards greatness and success. And only looking at those such as games and pure pastime books every day is naturally a lead arrow, and if you hit it, you are decadent and unenterprising.

"Ask the two defendants to answer the words of the Heavenly King." Bao Zheng also felt that this might have something to do with Cupid, and of course the clearest thing was only Cupid, which was just the function of Cupid's magic arrow. But the problem is that Cupid also explained that he didn't know the reason, that is, his arrows sometimes came off his hands, and if others took them and shot them indiscriminately, did Cupid say that he didn't shoot is really not shooting?

"Back to Your Excellency, I, Cupid, have never shot a lead arrow at the Helius Sun God, but I do not deny that someone else has taken my arrow and shot it. That's the problem, Your Excellency. When Cupid said this, he was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, and what he thought about was that whether he did it or not, he couldn't put this pants on his head, otherwise he would have to bear it. Because the next love issues will be endlessly entangled, once you don't carry it, you have to die in your profession.

"Alright then, now the sun god Helius speaks, and you must tell the truth about your dereliction of duty, from beginning to end, without the slightest omission, and the clearer the details, the better it will be for you." Bao Zhengdu is already tired of it, but there is no way, if he changes, the dog will eat, this is the principle of heaven.

"Back to my lord, am I going to stop halfway through the sun to get the flower girl?" Helius really didn't know what it was to start from the beginning, whether it was the reason for not wanting Eris or something else, it was all messed up, and Helius was willing to admit that it was also a sin not to want Eris.

"Well, I'm going to use two cups at the same time, one with a ball of paper in it. Put a ball of dry cloth in it, and one of them will surely sink faster to the bottom of the cup. You must state the first fact of the crime when the first one sinks to the bottom of the cup. You can choose to stop the sun and go to the flower girl, or you can choose why life and death don't Eris?

Because these two criminal facts have already constituted criminal facts, but if you can explain the problem, there are a lot of tricks in your criminal facts, which is equivalent to being your own lawyer. Whether it's quibbling or something else, we have to be a simple rationality, because you yourself are a high god, plus a second generation of gods, which means that you can find a good step and slip away...... "Bao Zheng was so angry that he was almost talking nonsense, but the fact is also true, even if you put aside the first case of the sun god, but Eris is already half dead, why don't you relent, don't you want to live or die?

"Well, please also make the paper ball and the cloth ball bigger, so that they will be carried on the rim of the cup at first, and the water will soak more slowly, or it will never sink to the bottom of the cup......" Helius thought of physics, and made the paper ball bigger than the rim of the cup, and the meaning of this is not obvious, saying nothing is easier than telling a lie.

"Don't worry, if we want to keep you from dying, we won't be able to think of a way? Definitely. After Bao Zheng finished speaking, he waved his hand to Helius, which means that you just talk nonsense, and you can't say a word, don't you talk nonsense?

"Well, then I'll talk about why I don't want Eris to live and die. The main reason for this is that although I have committed a capital crime, I am sure that I will not die. At first, I said that I would rather die than Eris, but this was only a tentative statement, because I thought that if I really beheaded me, even if I had no face to say that I was afraid of death, and saw the cold light of the knife under my neck, I had to pee in my pants, and I guess Eris would kneel down and beg for mercy for me.

Later, I got out of the ghost, who knew that Niangniang was my goddess of protection, so I didn't care even more, with Niangniang as my umbrella, am I still afraid of death? Definitely. Truth be told, if the mother had jumped out one step too late, I would have been on my honeymoon with Eris on Jizhou Island by now.

I don't say this to blame Eris's bad luck on the mother, but I just want to make the details clearer, as Judge Bao Zheng said. Do you think I'm not afraid of breaking the law since I'm a god? Definitely. The first time I was derelict in my duty to stop the sun in the middle to get the flower girl, I just didn't know if the horse that pulled the carriage would pull the sun to the west by itself, I thought that I played the flower girl and waited for the sun in the west.

But when I found out that the horse was not with me, the horse was lazy and didn't run automatically, and you guess I was scared like a ghost! At that time, I would not have thought that I was the second god, and what made me think was that the most capital crime escaped the living crime was inevitable. If, according to the principles of heaven, a beautiful man of mine has committed a capital crime, if he can escape immortality, then the living crime must be deserved, and the living crime of marrying an ugly girl of Eris is of course reasonable and reasonable.

But it is human nature to have a lack of heart, and when I was not caught, I hid in the cellar of Lida's house and thought that if I could keep me from dying, I would accept it anyway. But when the law that threatened my life was smaller than my umbrella, my heart immediately darkened, and I didn't feel heartache at all when I saw that Eris wanted to marry me and I wanted to cry.

And sometimes I would think to myself, if it weren't for me, if I were a judge, and I saw Eris so pitiful, I would put a knife on the neck of the offender and ask the last question, one is to marry an ugly woman, and the other is to chop off the head, and there is no third way. (To be continued.) )