297 And Leda used her wisdom to dig a treasure map on Helen B
In the last book, it was mentioned that Orlens was not accustomed to using tactical measurements, but he did not deny that there should be tactical methods in the use of troops, because the master had also told him that he had already pointed out that his nature was too upright, and that he would suffer in the cunning use of troops.
Why Orlens directly approached Zhanzhao to discuss combat measures is a bit boring. As far as the two men Zhan Zhao and Li Yuanfang are concerned, it is difficult for you to distinguish which of them is superior and which is inferior without looking closely or really contacting them for a while. If Di Renjie, the old thief, greedily hid Lida's Golden Fleece treasure map, so that Lida noticed it and used a trick to get Helen back, Lida would not be able to distinguish the advantages and disadvantages of these two men. His appearance and martial arts are all great people!
Lida hadn't told Orlens about the Golden Fleece map, but after Lida had searched the treasure map on Li Yuanfang's body on the eve of the expedition, Lida and the two of her men held a pre-expedition decision-making meeting. That is to say, before the expedition, the three main characters of the family, first talk about what they want to say, what war means, these three people are almost of the same mind, of course! Leda chose Orlens from the temple fair, not out of accident or by inviting one at random, but by seeing the entire temple fair, and only Orlens was the only candidate.
From women like men, the material is big, this is one of them. The second is fierce but not stupid, which is not too rare to describe as rare for men. Have you ever seen a macho man in the world who is not stupid? Definitely. Even if it's not stupid, it's a little bit of a brute and almost stubborn to the point of ignorance.
Orlens only remembered that Leda had said something like this: "These two oriental devils, can you judge which of them is better than the other?" ”
Leda, who really deserves to be our mother-in-law, hides this sentence so that people can't see the slightest loophole. She makes people come up with a logical thinking, as long as she says who is better, then the other is naturally a little flawed. Because this is a critical moment in employing people, you have to say who is the bad guy, whether this person uses it or not? Because he is not really bad enough to be used, once the point is broken, it will cause the general to have a diaphragm. There is a potential for negative consequences.
When the two men didn't know why, Lida immediately played her cards and praised Zhanzhao for being better than Li Yuanfang. Stealing a treasure map is one of them. There is also Lida's reflection on Helen from the behavior of these two men, such as Li Yuanfang's ambition to touch Helen. Because it looks like Helen is very big. It can already be used by men, but after all, she is still very young, and she will tell her mother about the man's rash actions towards her, one five, one ten. This is not a cicada. Whoever says Helen cicada, I'll be in a hurry with whom! It's a common saying that you are young and ignorant.
These two men can be said to be almost all errand boys under Leda, which is also Lida, and others must be assimilated by these two men. Khlida is different, she is strong enough to resist the assimilation of two men, and in turn assimilate two men. Inject them with the wisdom of being a human being, so that they can observe their faces and listen to their voices.
The two men heard Lida say that Zhanzhao was better than Li Yuanfang, and naturally understood in their hearts. In the future, it is necessary to reuse Zhanzhao, regarding decision-making. Li Yuanfang didn't say that it was unavailable, it definitely didn't reach this level, otherwise Lida would have said it directly? Because this is a family, Leda will think it through.
Of course, our mother Lida considered it, she treated Li Yuanfang like a poor family member, if it really came to the point where she couldn't eat it, Lida would be ruthless......
At this point, the words should fall on Leda, who is copying the treasure map to Helen's private parts.
"Mom, it's a little painful!" Helen was holding back. But my mother is making embroidery pictures on Helen's tender meat, can this not hurt? Definitely.
"Don't move, the more you keep shaking your body, the more time you will lose and the more it will hurt. Cicada B. I'm afraid that this treasure map can't be kept, once it is spread to the rivers and lakes, we have a treasure map of the Golden Fleece at home, and heroes from all walks of life will come to grab it, and we have to let them snatch it, relying on fate. Leda was following the picture in the book. The treasure map was drawn on Helen's B by hand embroidery, which is the most hidden place in the human body. In a ghost saying, a man won't see it at all, and even if he does, it's only a matter of a moment, it's two eyes, but it's immediately handed over to the person with one eye to deal with. Will a man with one eye care about this? Definitely. The one-eyed man never asks the house number, and he lowers his head and drills into it...... (Fuck you, dog, yesterday's ghost can read it!) )
"Mom, does this work? In the future, it will be plugged for a long time, these needles ...... eyes" Helen was worried that her mother was working in vain, unless Helen was in temporary pain, and after a long time, these needles and eyes had to be stuffed in this tender meat.
"Cicada B, it's your turn to worry, wait for your mother to get a handful of ash at the end of the stove and smear it on your B, and wait for these needles to go into the stove to plaster the ashes, won't this black needle eye become a living oolong across the river?" Lida couldn't help but laugh after saying that.
"Oolong across the river!" Helen was trembling with laughter, "Mom, what do you mean by crossing the river in an oolong?" ”
Lida was already laughing so hard at this time that she couldn't stand up straight, because the noun came from yellow, that is, the nonsense that the countrymen usually talk when they sit down to rest when they are tired from working in labor, commonly known as chatting or horn talking. Mainly to relax, or to wake up and fall asleep. The so-called oolong refers to a man's guy, Jiang, of course, it refers to his sister, you know. There is also eating a mouthful of meat, which is also a problem of yellow linguistics. Men's dicks refer to meat, and women eat with mouthfuls. This is all the product of some uneducated countrymen, and they think about it vividly, of course, it also belongs to the category of (faith) knowledge, but don't take those cold knowledge as a thing, there have been honeymoon trips back in history It has been a month, but it is still not unlocked, and the fairy fruit prepared by God for them is still locked in the safe. Please don't say that this is Mu B and Silly Nan, if you lack this knowledge, you are also Mu B and Silly Nan.
"Oolong across the river." This is when Lida was in her mother's house, she often heard men say this outside, which made the women blush. At first, Lida didn't know why, but when she grew up later, there were also light-boned men who often used this phrase to tease themselves. Because I don't know why, I often think it's a greeting or an ordinary human expression, and Lida just laughs when it sounds. Later, when I grew up, I realized that this was a light-boned man who was suffering from his own oil because of the girl's beauty, and then I felt a little ashamed of myself.
When something like this happens, it's usually just a matter of walking away silently, or just taking it out of your mind. Of course, things are not absolute, if you meet a woman who is also light-boned, why not strike while the iron is hot, you are crazy and I am crazy, see who is crazier than whom? At this moment, if the girl really accepts the offer, the common sentence is: ...... I'm afraid that there is this thief heart and not this thief's courage? The meaning of these words is that if you really have the heart to think about it, you can be bold, and the old lady is not afraid of the monk's B.
Leda was led by Helen's words to her distant childhood, even her youth, and later to the time when she was a half-grown girl. Over the years, happiness and pain have become a mess, so we can't help but let our mother Lida smile a tear in the corner of her eye. Why is it called a person who has come over? Mom is from here.
Lida laughed with tears in her eyes, and when she opened the treasure book, she was ghostly surprised to see a beautiful girl with no cloth. This couldn't help but make her gasp in fear!? But it only took a second for Leda's mother to wake up, because Helen had been staring blankly for a long time, and her eyes were now blindfolded with tears, so the pictures in the book were phantoms instead of real book graphics.
Our mother had to rub her eyes with her hands and look up at the distance. This is a term that allows the eyes to rest for a while, to give the eyes a cushion, or to say something that cannot be said. All in all, it's just manual work, but it's a work of full concentration and concentration.
Do you think it's easy for the treasure map of this book to be embroidered to accomplish the task? Definitely. This is 10,000 times more difficult than the World War II code. Come to think of it, Helen's private parts are only the size of a cigarette butt at most, and to draw a treasure map of such a large number on it is beyond the reach of any master of microcarver. In other words, it is absolutely impossible to do.
So how does our mom Leda use her wisdom to do this well? Of course there is a way, otherwise there is still the word smart in the world?
Lida has been working for a long time for a while, and her eyes are really tired, (Nanzi, I took a look, and there are more than two hundred words left in this chapter of three thousand words.) I'm going to give Leda a break from her eyes as a writing technique, and I'll leave it below how Leda used to jot down this very tedious, very large treasure map on Helen's B. The mystery of this chapter is preserved. Readers can also guess, what method is better? Unless you guess wrong, there must be a way. So I just stopped dancing and forgot about it. This is just like modern people, after a day at the desk, after getting off work, they run to the gym, either on the treadmill or pulling the bell, anyway, they have to boil the blood all over the body.
"Come on, Cicada B, sit there for a long time and come to exercise. In the future, if you have falling flesh on your belly, don't blame your mother for not reminding you, Helen! "Our mother-in-law, Lida, is really home to be a mother, and she wants to give Helen a bright future in all aspects. (To be continued.) )