282 Helen's beauty made Wu Zetian ashamed of himself
However, as everyone knows, a man's life is born to be fooled, and the more heroes and heroes are, the more they dream of seizing the opportunity to be fooled all the time. I often think that if I pass by the river and I happen to meet a beautiful woman who falls into the river, and I save her at the critical moment of death, can I tell her that I am single? I believe I said that I don't regret it, and if not, I'll come back next time. However, this chance is even harder than winning the lottery. Because people's thinking is different, some people call winning oil fooled, but the real fool is regarded as winning oil.
(In fact, in the world, you don't know if you have to win or be fooled.) In the cattle herding days, I put a turtle weighing more than a pound in the eel and sold it together, which made me laugh to death, at that time the yellow eel was three cents a catty, and the turtle was almost no one to eat. Didn't the man know that there was a turtle inside? Definitely. Because the yellow eel is too much, it can't be covered. The man was ahead of his time, and he said at the time that he would not wet the bed after eating a turtle. At that time, three cents was worth fifty yuan now, and the labor ratio was six or seven cents a day for the labor force that ate ten cents, and the so-called labor of eating ten cents is now the highest score of a worker not less than 100, right? )
Li Yuanfang was only about to arrive at the dining center, Helen was about to start letting go of the hands of the two men, and seeing that Li Yuanfang was always one dead, she pinched it hard, which made Li Yuanfang suddenly wake up from her contemplation. When Li Yuanfang woke up suddenly, he happened to have a small smile with Helen on the opposite side, which can be regarded as the last critical moment to activate Li Yuanfang, right? It can be seen that our Helen is really seamless.
Li Yuanfang, who came back to his senses suddenly, was thinking back to what Helen's hands were just now, how could he become a dead south? What a beautiful girl, holding hands with herself, why did she forget to experience the feel of a beautiful woman, but some people want to die and can't even see it, isn't it a waste? This reflection made Li Yuanfang suddenly think that Di Renjie had a trick to capture love. This is now the so-called remote control technology. It's also the same as brainwashing a pyramid schemer, so that you only listen to his side of the story......
After sorting out the clues, Li Yuanfang began to defy the sky. That is, from now on, I don't want to listen to Di Renjie's instructions anymore, although Di Renjie is his boss, that is in the past. The present is and there will be. It's up to you to take care of everything. Why can't I get Helen? As for laying down the Golden Fleece and offering it to Wu Zetian, it may be stronger than getting Helen, and it may not be easy to lay down the Golden Fleece, and it may be more difficult than competing for Helen. Again. Chess is always coming down step by step, why don't I play this game first? I'm going to take the lead in the attack on Sparta, and I'll get Helen under the crotch first!"
I really can't see it, Li Yuanfang is much more promising than Zhanzhao. He thought of getting Helen under his crotch first, and then he might want to bring her back to the Eastern Continent and put her in front of Wu Zetian to shame this old witch.
Li Yuanfang is hypothetizing a scene, bringing Helen to China, to the Tang Dynasty to compare beauty with Yang Guifei, and Yanfu with the Son of Heaven? It seems that men's desire for women's beauty comes from a variety of sources. But it always comes down to showing off your skills and representing your highest honor as a beautiful woman. No wonder the heroes of the world are willing to die for the beauty in their hearts, this kind of death is of course on the way to obtain, because it is difficult to get it and lose their lives, which is known in advance but cannot be avoided. Because you can't get it if you're afraid of death, it's only by fighting hard that you can get a drop of fresh soup from a beautiful woman. This is a man, because he likes to be stronger than others, and likes to show off himself with beautiful women, so he has forced himself to a dead end, the road of no return. Because a beautiful woman who can get it casually is not a beauty.
The night was quiet, and Li Yuanfang suddenly felt that a shadow came out of the backyard, and then another. Li Yuanfang thought it was Tyndareos and Orens, and it seemed that they were going on patrol. Because this is the eve of the upcoming expedition, it is necessary to prevent the possibility of a sneak attack by the enemy, because the attack on Sparta is already full of rumors. The other party is either at home and waiting for work, or thousands of troops quickly come to fight by surprise. This is Li Yuanfang's analysis of the current situation of his mother-in-law.
"Brother Zhan, where are we going?" This is Helen holding Zhanzhao's brother's hand, and Helen is seizing the time to catch Zhanzhao's heart. Because this is an extraordinary period of employing people, if you want a man to work for it, any money cannot be reached, and it must be beautiful. Sometimes you have to make a promise. The so-called personal promise is to let a man play once, or overnight. There are two purposes for this existence, one is that the man achieves a physical pleasure in order to be willing to die. Second, it is possible that he will die if he dies, and see if he can let this woman carry a cub for him, so as to test the ancients in the middle of the night with a thousand smokes.
"I don't know, you brought me here, I didn't have the heart to prepare, why are we here?" Zhan Zhao felt incomprehensible about Helen's actions, but it seemed to be expected, because he was about to leave, as a little interesting between men and women, wouldn't it be okay to sneak out and say a few whispers?
"I wanted to do this with you, but my mother said I couldn't do this with anyone for the time being...... It is said that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and that the comrades still need to work hard. "Helen's linguistic knowledge travels thousands of years into the present.
"Cicada B, I know, you're afraid that I won't work hard in the battle against Sparta, aren't you?" Zhan Zhao saw that Helen used a language that could be used through time, so he himself spoke the current local language thousands of years later. That is the word cicada B, which is the nickname given by a country man to the woman he likes, or the more affectionate cry of a man to a woman between husband and wife.
"It was my mother who taught me, and I am still a man, and I can't even hear what you said about attacking Sparta." Helen is selling cuteness, and all the excuses are her mother. But in fact, it is also true, if her mother teaches her that she can mess around, as far as Helen's character is concerned, she will show this man, one is a beautiful woman who is just beginning to appear, and the other is a mature and handsome man, both of whom will shout Long live God, plus long live a mother. Or long live the mother-in-law. The beauty of men and women is equal, which is the same as sewing opponents in chess, as long as they meet, they will itch after not playing a game. Men and women know each other well, and if they can't get along, whose heart isn't tormented on the oil pot?
"I'm not asking you to understand this, and I really don't like it if you know everything." Zhan Zhao said.
"Brother Zhanzhao talks and laughs to death, don't you understand and still like it? If I really don't understand anything, you'll call me stupid. That's certainly not what you mean, what the hell is it? I don't understand? Helen guessed that there must have been something else in it.
"I speak English, of course you don't understand, after I translate it into Chinese, you will know it by ear." Zhanzhao is deliberately playing hide and seek with Helen's sister.
"Laughing to death, boys in today's society also like to sell cute! Don't let my milk hurt. Flip ...... quickly" Helen said to Zhanzhao, the more she didn't understand something, the more she thought it was the key point, or a good life experience.
Helen, what are these words? If she doesn't understand, it's called teasing her milk pain, but there are two words on her back. You should know that these words are forbidden words related to the places that grow in the corners of the room. Zhan Zhao translated these words into English again, (What is it?) Laughing to death, the author dog yesterday, not a single English can be written? You just write that Araf has, or a secret one. [I love how to write you in English_Baidu knows.]
answer
Iloveyou
I love you
Example sentence 1.I love your gentle kiss and charming smile.
Iloveyourtenderkissesandcharmingsmiles
2.Iloveyounotbecauseofwhoyouare,butbecauseofwhoIamwhenIamwithyou.Details >>]。
Countrymen call what they don't understand: it hurts in the feet. Helen borrows a meaning from the same sore feet, but it is used in the novel to delight the reader's heart, so that the reader can relax the fatigue after work in the imagination. It is also a temptation for readers to increase their interest in reading this novel.
"I am even more happy if I don't understand what I said, and I don't understand a lot of things, which proves that you are still a chick. When you know a lot, not only am I the only one who doesn't like you, but people all over the world don't like you. To put it bluntly, men all over the world won't like you. Zhan Zhao said that he was comparing his heart to his heart. The man in question is also a hero or something. Zhanzhao, because he is an ancient, is even more conservative.
"You're a ghost English again, can a ghost understand? People want you to turn it, but not only do you not turn it, but you wrap it even tighter. Helen wondered, where did Brother Zhanzhao learn this? What's the point? Is it because it's not interesting if I don't understand? Why is it not like singing, the more you can't hear the words, the more people guess that the words must be sung as love songs.
(Really, many people like to listen to English songs, but that doesn't mean that they know English just because they like to listen to them.) )
"Well, what I said might break the hearts of many girls in the world. If you know everything. You're not a pure girl anymore, at least if you play with a man, you know it, and you're doomed if you understand it. No hero of the world will like you, unless you are the most beautiful woman in all of Greece. Zhan Zhao said this because Helen was forced to get under the wall. There is really no regression, and then say things that offend all the girls in the world.
"With the help of Brother Zhanzhao's auspicious words, I, Helen, am the number one beauty in all of Greece." Is our Helen being ashamed of this? It's really not, she'll have a basis.
"You are Huang Po selling melons and boasting about herself. What is the basis? Zhan Zhao's words are just amusing Helen, can this be justified? What is the basis for this?
"Really, lied to you that you're a puppy. My mom said that. My mother is the most beautiful woman in Greece. Helen is really talking to Zhanzhao and believes her mother's words.
"Good sister, there is a contradiction in your words, since your mother is the first, can you still be the first?" Zhanzhao said that talking to Helen is the best enjoyment, but also a kind of helplessness, such as the cat man squatting by the fish tank, saying that he doesn't want to eat, you use this to deceive the ghost?
"Brother Zhanzhao is afraid that when he was a child in the Eastern Empire, his mother was mentally retarded, and he bought too much milk powder made of chemistry for you to eat, so that you will become brain-dead when you grow up? My mom is in a better age, and she is the first in Greece to be in her time. I'm the first in Greece and it's my time, isn't that okay? "Helen's speech is becoming more and more presumptuous, which is also a complete manifestation of her nature, and the so-called unrestrained is true.
Hell, this fell when others heard someone say that when they were young, their mother was mentally retarded and bought milk powder made of chemistry, and they became brain-dead when they grew up, who wouldn't be angry? However, Zhanzhao thought that this was Helen who was more intimate with him, and dared to speak boldly and unrestrained in front of him, which showed that Helen had no fear of herself, and she could be more fun in the future...... (To be continued.) )