359 Theseus began his quest for Helen
Leda retreated eight hundred miles and garrisoned in Olympia. The residents here are more convinced of the Bodhisattva, that is, they don't want to use labor to change the status quo of life, and they know all day long that they die in the temple to kneel down and kowtow in front of the Bodhisattva, and it doesn't matter how much a rotten cloth can't cover their buttocks, and they worship the Bodhisattva every day even if it is labor, which is the same as the rural women in backward areas, although they can't even wear shit pants, what is the fifteenth day of the new year. What Guanyin Niangniang's birthday. What is the father-in-law and the second father-in-law, go to the temple on time to celebrate the New Year, or the New Year is more than the New Year.
This is a believer in the Bodhisattva, if the neighbors pay a penny, they will be beaten to death. If she is a little stronger than you, just a little stronger, and if she doesn't bully you, she thinks it's a waste of resources. In the same way, if you can take advantage of the opportunity for them to get a penny, they will treat you as a bodhisattva.
Our mother, Lida, understood this, and as soon as the troops were stationed, they immediately built temples, threw gold again, and adopted the right principle of losing first and earning later.
The most famous temple is the "Temple of Artetheus"
By this time, Helen's beauty had already caused a sensation, and King Theseus and his ally Peritous in Athens decided to wander to Olympia disguised as shepherds to find out.
One of the most famous legends is that there was a bastard young master who smiled in return for the sensational beauty, and when he saw Helen smiling at him, he actually made a promise on the spot to go home and sell all the family property to increase Leda's military expenses. When he returned home, his parents refused to kill his parents, and he also had to repay this rare beauty in the world with a smile.
Theseus and Peritous came to Olympia disguised themselves as shepherds, and met an old man on the hill who was also shepherding sheep, and took the opportunity to say: "I am also a sheep herder, and I am also a sheep herder, but yesterday when the weather was foggy, I did not take good care of the sheep, and more than a hundred sheep were lost. If you see it, please accept it as a gift from me to you, you're welcome. ”
"Yes. I graze sheep on this mountain every day, and if there is a lost flock, I also give it to the tiger as a gift, and no one will pick it up or take it for himself. If you believe me. Please look for it on other mountains. The old man replied very honestly.
"Yes, the respected old man said it well, losing the sheep is a gift to the tiger, your mind is really great, the younger generation has learned from your old man. In addition to this, I would like to ask you one more thing. Have you seen a beautiful woman who has caused a sensation recently, and heard that her name is Helen? Theseus said.
"yes, but unfortunately I've only heard about it, and I haven't seen it. I heard that a bastard young master saw it, and the woman smiled, almost killing this bastard young master directly. This bastard young master said that he had never seen such a beautiful woman in his reincarnation, and what was even more rare was that he also saw the smile of this beautiful woman.
In order to repay this smile, the young master went home and sold all his possessions, and took the gold bricks to give gifts...... "The old man told the pretending shepherd what he had heard.
When Theseus heard this, he looked into the eyes of Peritous, meaning that it was really so mysterious? Is this young master too muddy, or is this woman really so beautiful that people die? Peritous said, "This woman is so beautiful. Look at the laughter and go home to kill your parents and donate your family wealth, this young master is really a man and a man. ”
Theseus glanced at Peritous, meaning that we should not show our lust for the time being, this is not our land.
"Honorable shepherd, have you ever seen this bastard young master?" Theseus asked the old man again.
"I've only heard that there really is such a thing, it's a tribe that has to cross three rivers there, if you're interested, go there and ask." The lonely shepherd looked at these two big men like the head of a sheep in a flock of sheep and saw a lion hidden in the grass that wanted to eat the sheep. and secretly led the flock to the opening place.
When the two heroes pretending to be shepherds heard the old man say that they wanted to leave, they were no longer embarrassed to ask, just as a lion saw the spear in the shepherd's hand, and had to keep in mind for the time being the sheep that he had chosen to pursue. Elsewhere there are sheep to eat.
After Leda stationed her army in Olympia, Helen befriended a local woman named Fenniotobia. They often walk together, and the two of them dance very well, and they are famous stars sought after by local girls. As soon as the two of them appeared at the temple fair, many women gathered around her and asked her to teach her to dance. Or dance to her so you can learn a trick or two.
"Look, Helen is here, and there is Centrotobia."
When they heard someone say that Helen was coming, the girls all rushed up and immediately gathered Helen and her friends in a circle, and shouted in unison, "Dance, dance, dance!" ……”
There are more and more people on the field, but even if there are so many people, as long as there are women, all of them are chickens, and only one of them is a crane, and that is Helen. This woman is beautiful and tall, just like a green grape, standing at the intersection that is about to turn ripe, so that the man will be sour when he sees it, comparable to 100 million volts of high-voltage electricity, within ten meters, quasi-touch death in the air.
"Alright, alright, please be quiet, be quiet. I'll dance first, you watch it well, and when I'm done dancing, you all will dance, and I'll see which of you dances well......" Helen finished speaking and began to circle in the middle, which slowly spread out the crowd that gathered around, and everyone who watched too much in the circle could see it.
The troops were stationed in Olympia, and although there were also activities such as military training, they were much more leisurely than they were at the gates of Sparta. Young Master Muddy Egg is the patriarch of a race, that is, the company commander of an independent company. He took his troops and slipped away after the morning restlessness......
Just like the novel "Who is the cutest person" written by Wei Xwei back then? In the seventies and eighties, those teenagers with red squares on their shoulders, airports, bridgeheads, and such people would go to the shops and other places on the street to get color whenever they had free time. It always makes my sisters wet their pants unconsciously.
At that time, the men who could be seen were not ordinary blacker than the eggs in a donkey dog. At that time, the industrial revolution had not yet begun, and as long as they were laborers, they had to deal with the sun more or less, and it was strange not to get tanned. And those so-called who are the cutest people, but they are so white that the girls at that time are stupid every night without a cloth and wait for dawn.
(I often see men with red cloth on their shoulders, going to various shops to find beautiful salesmen to chat, and treating us as a bird, envious and jealous.) The times are developing rapidly, are today's men still talking about white? Definitely. If you don't have any money, people call you "white radish!" "See how dare you be white? You bake it yourself obediently in the sun, and if it's not enough, you can touch a handful of ashes on your face, at least let your sisters see that you are good enough. )
The young master has become "who is the cutest person" all day long, and Leda saw that he was loyal to the beautiful women's corps and gave him a half-official position, which made him go to various temple fairs to show off that he was a lovely person. Despite this, this bastard young master is not a bastard, he just chooses Helen to see, and other women seem to be gouging his eyes.
Helen dances among her female companions, like a dragon in a pack of snakes, and she is so hard to control her love. In the words of a short-lived sentence, it is the B that licked Helen with his tongue in the past, which is worth showing off and proud of for a lifetime.
As far as today's society is concerned, you are millions, if the woman you bring out is not satisfactory, is your money still money? Definitely. As soon as you turn around, people will spit on your back and kill you. People will ** never leave ten, guess you are a home from eating soft rice.
Without the value of beauty, mankind will live to the end. -- Zeng Linyun
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Theseus and his ally Peritous found the hometown of the young master, and was standing on the ruined wall and tiles, when an elder beside him said: "This is the family business of the young master, for a beautiful woman even to kill his parents, I am afraid that my parents will have a life and be filial to be inseparable." ”
"There's a reason why the bastard young master killed his parents, because his parents weren't far away?" Theseus took the elder's words.
"Yes, there is a reason, when the young master proposed to join the army, his parents said that this is not good, and he can only join the army when his parents die and his son dies, otherwise the family will be unfortunate ......" The elder explained the local customs, and the young master was forced to go to Liangshan. As for burning the house down, it is a local custom, indicating that he will never return to the army.
"Does the patriarch know where the young master has gone?" Theseus asked politely.
"I heard that Helen's mother's name was Leda, the wife of the younger brother of the king of Sparta. The king drove his younger brother out of the country, and many years later his younger brother fled to the wilderness and had a family, and had a daughter named Helen, both of whom were the most beautiful of the beauties, and the heroes of the world appreciated the beauty of the mother and daughter, and were willing to join her army, hoping to one day make a contribution to marry Helen as a wife and sleep together for a thousand years.
The big heroes are gone, and the little heroes are even more embraced, and the young master is a character who belongs to the little heroes, which is also a kind of life value.
Where did the two heroes come from and where are they going? ......"The patriarch wants to know what the intentions of the comer.
At this time, Theseus saw the patriarch's thoughts, so he took out a small gold brick from his pocket, bribed the patriarch, and things were much easier.
"Don't hide it from the patriarch, we are here to find out that the young master of the muddy egg saw Helen, and wanted to ask him how beautiful this woman is and what she looks like? But now he's not here, we don't know the bastard, it's a needle in the sea......" said Theseus.
The patriarch brought the two pretended shepherds into his house: "Luci, go to the temple fair and buy two horses." ”
Of course, the patriarch is willing, which means that the current people feel that they can't go halfway, and give 10,000 yuan to the person who works on the side of the road to buy two bicycles, isn't this pie in the sky?
Lucy was a servant of the patriarch's family, and when he heard his master calling him, he quickly put down his work and came to the patriarch. The patriarch took him aside, and said to him; "These two passers-by are tired of walking, you go and buy two horses to ......"
Although Theseus was a little far away, he was attentive, and when he heard that he was talking about buying two horses, there was something wrong with it, didn't he say that he would have someone to accompany him to meet the young master of the muddy, and he wanted three horses.
"Patriarch, you want three horses to ......," Theseus immediately explained. (To be continued.) )