"Interview me? What program? ”

"The Ellen Show."

"It's this ......"

When talking about the United States, we have to say that talk shows, the Chinese should know best about the Oprah show, that is, the one imitated by the big head, which has been off the air for a long time, but it can still be seen on the Internet.

At the beginning, the head of the big head was not big, and it can be said that she is a well-proportioned girl who makes people feel cute when they look at it.

One day she had a whim, why can't I imitate a ×× date?

And then the show began.

Interviewed the gambling king, although the gambling king was arrested because of a thousand, was cut off the middle finger, ring finger, and legs, but a hand of cards is amazing, no matter how to shuffle the cards he knows who has what, let him wash any card can shuffle any card into the hands of the person he wants to give, and even proficient in psychology......

Such a person is very scary, so he once had hundreds of millions of family properties, but later he gambled with hundreds of millions of family properties, and it was a black man, and a peer caught him cheating, and the opponent had his legs and fingers cut off.

The gambling king is missing his fingers on the show, and his card skills are actually not as good as in his heyday, but he still shocked everyone.

Since being cut down, the family was broken up, and his wife was separated, the gambling king has become an anti-gambling pioneer.

In the past, Xiao Tang also thought of finding a way to learn a hand, and if he learned it, he would have to have anything, but after watching that episode of the show, he heard the gambling king say, 'The gambling masters are all in the people, but I was exposed, learning this is illegal, and it hurts people, and sooner or later it will be caught by more powerful people', Tang Hai extinguished his thoughts.

The gambling king's issue made so-and-so a big hit, and then interviewed celebrities in various ways. Zhou Huajian or something.

It is also because of the interview that the cutie has become a big head, and it is not good for the girl to interview whom. actually interviewed the celebrities in Xiao Tang's hometown, Ms. Yang Liping, who is in her 50s and can dance the peacock dance on the Spring Festival Gala!

Yang Liping hasn't eaten in decades. Drink some Pu'er tea for breakfast, eat some veal for Chinese food, and maintain an exaggerated figure in her 50s, but eating like this is very harmful to women's bodies, and too extreme practices will make the eldest aunt disappear forever......

After Meimei got the true scripture of "Yang Liping Diet Method", she improved it and became a "big-headed diet" that can eat three meals a day, but she will definitely be able to lose weight, and then she will become a big-headed doll......

Behind the scenes, I pondered carefully. The head of the big-headed doll is not big enough! I can't adapt to modern society anymore! So as soon as everyone summed up, a big incident of running away with all big-headed monsters appeared...... However, the cuties wear stockings! The big-headed monsters think it's a selling point! So he first put on black stockings and then a hood, and it was an instant hit......

Tang Hai, a talk show on the old American side, likes to watch Bill Marsh time, which is a political and political talk show, and it is anti-American, mainly anti-Bush. Bill was able to bring in people from all over the world, from all kinds of places, and he was able to invite all kinds of scholars, and the point was that he never lost a debate with people. And he is very good at grasping the atmosphere of the scene......

The Allen Show is also one of the top talk shows in the United States, mainly talking to various news hot figures, or discussing news with experts and scholars, which is not as radical as Bill. It's not something else that needs to be funny, it's a variety talk show.

Tang Hai was thinking......

"There are two other talk shows that invite you, one is Jimmy. The other is Chappen show...... Cha Peng Xiu was my favorite to watch when I was in college. Now this is the most popular among college students, and it can be used to mock all kinds of current affairs. Arranged into a joke short film, many people rely on this to understand current affairs. The ratings are amazing......"

Ratings......

Tang Hai must keep brushing his face.

The biggest difference between him and Ms. Dong × Zhu, who forced people to use her own photos as mobile phone screensavers, is that she ...... He's handsome......

"Which do you think I should agree to?"

Lisa was overjoyed: "The Ellen show." The grade is high, the style is mature and stable, and it is very tasteful. ”

This is actually Lisa's impression of Tang Hai......

"Then the Ellen show."

People are involuntary in the rivers and lakes.

Tang Hai originally only thought that he would just wait for the turmoil to get smaller and make a fortune by himself, but if several famous talk shows also focused on this, he wouldn't be able to do it if he didn't fight......

He, the pioneer of the young series, does not fight, although Dan in the same camp is very eloquent, but Dan is old after all, and he lacks youthful vitality.

In an emerging field, if there is a young man with a strong wrist to host, the instinct will make people feel that this field is not so easy to yellow.

Moreover, since they have found him, maybe some people have found the old school, and now the two schools are still arguing, and if the old school makes the debate a foregone conclusion, it will be difficult to change people's minds.

Tang Hai has many identities, such as chef, fishery researcher, kung fu enthusiast, vice president of the Shrimp Alliance, one of the 17 directors of the American Fishery Association in Washington State, and so on......

There's also a label for takeaways, star!

Although he has only made 2 garbage commercials and made a cameo appearance in a movie, the box office of this movie is now 170 million, which means that he has the title of "star with a total box office of 170 million US dollars", and this number is still increasing......

As an actor, appearance is very important! What to wear?

As soon as the news spread that Xiao Tang was preparing to appear on the Ellen Show, the small fan circle was boiling......

The scene is a very wide field, 15 times 15, Tang Hai lifted the curtain at the side door, and after looking at it for a while, he found that the background was pasted......

Do you want to rely on my handsome town to make people unnoticed!

But you're too shabby!

Alan is a lady with short blond hair, now 59 years old, but she can't see it at all, she just thinks it's about 45......

The little black suit is very formal and the person is very capable.

It's not news that this woman is gay, and she married her lover in California many years ago.

It's an honor to be on this stage in itself, the first lady of the United States has been here, all kinds of universities and big stars have been here.

Allen himself is the only person in the world who has hosted the Oscars, Grammys, and Emmys at the same time!

Xiao Tang watched secretly behind the scenes, and the staff was very afraid that he would suddenly go out without lifting the curtain according to the routine, staring nervously at this famous neurological patient......

Tang Hai was just looking at Allen.

In China, love, marriage, family, and inheritance, many things are written into personal obligations, and homosexuality is something to be beaten, and fans will not support it...... Of course, it depends on whether it is a man or a woman, and how good the takeaway looks like......

But in the U.S., homosexuality is just that: I'm in love with someone who happens to be of the same gender as me.

Too easy.

If you are sure that your love is extreme, you will get married.

I feel that it is impossible for the two parties to be together, and the other party does not love and respect themselves, and they may get divorced.

Tang Hai didn't know how to evaluate this kind of freedom, and often thought deeply, but couldn't get an answer.

There are also some people who are conservative to the extreme.

"In this season, summer, seafood season, we are fortunate to have Mr. Tang Hai, the new generation leader of the ecological fast food pie, the chef god of Washington state, the revolutionary of fishing and agriculture, come to the "Ellen Show"! Mr. Tang, please! ”

…… (To be continued.) )