0002 Super Prison System

There are a total of three days to register, today is only the first day, Tang Yan is not in a hurry to report, first figure out the voice in his head, and what system is more important.

There is a place called Jianhu Lake on campus, which is actually a pond dug by man, but where there is water and rockery, it can always become a holy place for students to fall in love. Of course, the Holy Land of Love refers to the night when you can't see your fingers, and in the middle of the day, plus the powerful sun at the end of August, no 255 students will set a date here. This also gave Tang Yan a quiet place in the middle of nowhere.

While looking for a shade tree that could barely block the sun, Tang Yan muttered: "Master, I just said a word about the appearance of demons, and you guys have followed up on the thriller one by one." If the master tells you a stupid voice in his head, and what kind of system is there to tell you, you still have to dissect the master? Look at your unseen ......"

The whispers of those students after Tang Yan left the infirmary fell on Tang Yan's ears in great detail, so they exchanged Tang Yan's complaints.

"Demon, where are you?" Sitting on the grass, Tang Yan leaned lazily against the trunk of the tree and whispered.

As Tang Yan's words fell, the demon really appeared. Tang Yan felt a human figure appear in his brain, and it gradually became clearer. After a few seconds, Tang Yan saw the person's appearance clearly, and he was actually a woman with a convex and backward curt, and she was definitely a very good-looking woman.

The woman said, "I'm not a demon, I'm the prison system. ”

Tang Yan shook his head vigorously, confirming that this woman did indeed only exist in his mind, not standing in front of him, and did not show any confusion, but just asked with doubts: "So you are a computer?" ”

"In a sense, you can say that, but I'm using bioelectric current, not conventional electricity." The woman who claimed to be in the prison system lifted the black-rimmed glasses on her face, an action that made the black professional suit on her body tighter and show off her graceful figure.

"That means you're getting electricity from me, aren't you? Paralyze you to pay the electricity bill to the master! ”

"Uh......" This woman couldn't have imagined that Tang Yan's thinking had jumped to such an extent that she would ask her for electricity bills.

"Also, you're parasitic on my brain, aren't you? Although I don't feel that you are taking up space, but you move in without saying hello, this is a trespassing, you know? Although I am a kind-hearted person, it doesn't mean that you can stay here and leave without paying rent! I'll barely charge you 500 yuan a month for this rent, what is the electricity bill, I guess you can't cut off the power 24 hours a day, right? I don't really understand this kind of thing, but it sounds like it's very powerful, and if you have to consume it, you have to ingest, and whose biocurrent doesn't come out of thin air, right? Charge you 800 yuan a month for electricity, that's not much, right? ”

The woman was speechless again, knowing that Tang Yan was messing around, but every word he said was quite reasonable, which made her irrefutable.

"This ...... Ahem...... This ......" The woman patted her chest gently, and suddenly the waves surged, she seemed to want to use this method to make Tang Yan not be so aggressive.

But Tang Yan was not tempted at all, and glared: "You don't talk to me, it's useless to pretend to stutter!" If you don't pay, you will get out of here! It took me eighteen years to grow up and grow into the handsome and chic appearance of this Yushu Linfeng, what do you say about the system that suddenly has a Rausch in your head. Hurry up, pay the money or move! ”

The woman now knew how difficult her host was, and quickly searched the memories in Tang Yan's mind, and she soon found out that Tang Yan was born in Nushui Prison since he was a child and was raised by the prison guards, but he didn't know who his parents were and why he was born in prison. Since childhood, Tang Yan has been a naughty child to give everyone a headache, and after he was thirteen or fourteen years old, he became a demon king of the world, in prison, from the prison director to all the prisoners, there is no headache when he sees him, no matter who it is, there is a history of being "blackmailed" by him, and even the couriers who occasionally go to the prison to deliver mail are not less blackmailed by him.

This is a mixed river dragon, the woman sighed helplessly.

"I'm sure I don't have any money, but I can teach you how to make money!"

Tang Yan became angry when he heard it: "What? No money? If you don't have money, you dare to grab a private house? Believe it or not, call the police? Hey, no, you said you could teach me to make money? After a while, Tang Yan seemed to finally remember the second half of the woman's sentence. By the way, what's your name? ”

"You can call me the system secretary, or you can give me a name." After a pause, the woman said, "I can indeed teach you to make money, and I can teach you to make a lot of money, but you have to register first, so that your brain waves are fully connected to me." ”

As soon as he heard this, Tang Yan sneered: "Xiao'er, don't think that I will fall for you if you talk about it, you go to Nushui Prison to inquire, only the master has always deceived them, when have you ever seen the master be deceived?" Just like you, you want to trick the master into signing a contract with you? There are no doors! What is the secretary who is too awkward, seeing that you are black, I will call you Black Tiger! ”

"Black !! Black Tiger !!? ”

At this moment, the female secretary understands that this kid is not only a mixed dragon, but also a hob meat, and it seems that it is not so simple to gain his approval. This is also the most frustrating part of this system, she must be approved by the host before it can really be activated, otherwise, she is just an avatar that can talk to the host.

"Don't look at who the master has dealt with since he was a child, those people in the angry water are either Jiang Yang thieves who rolled off the horse, or fraudsters who accidentally lost their hands, just your little trick, the master learned it at the age of three."

When the system secretary heard this, he secretly cried, yes, he had obviously searched for Tang Yan's memories in the past eighteen years, but he still wanted to be able to easily gain his approval, isn't this a dream in vain?

"Why don't you speak? Is it discouragement? Don't mind, tell me, if I sign a contract with you, what good can I do? If the benefits are good, maybe as soon as I am happy, I will approve of you? ”

The system secretary burst into tears, she would never have thought that the host she met would be like Tang Yan. I didn't do anything, so I had to do the good first. However, obtaining Tang Yan's approval is a task that must be completed, and the system secretary has to negotiate with Tang Yan in a reluctant voice for the time being.

"Okay, let me tell you what this system can do for you."

Tang Yan didn't appreciate it at all, and directly ridiculed him: "You don't have to show me a charity to me, don't try to fool the master with your little IQ." It's better for you to tell me what I need to pay after I get your benefits, don't tell me that your name is actually called Red Scarf, and you don't leave a name for doing good deeds! Your name is Black Tiger now! ”

"Black Tiger" directly spit out a mouthful of black blood, which was really internally injured.

"The system is divided into four categories, namely theft, fraud, force, and miscellaneous, each of which has a number of detailed capabilities. For example, theft is divided into options such as sliding doors and locks, digging graves, and empty-handedness, and in force, boxing, gunfighting, blasting, cold weapons, and so on. The host can get a chance to draw a prize once a month, and each time they can win a prize out of a total of sixteen selections in four randomly listed sub-options in the four categories......"

"Wait, wait, don't pour [***] soup with the master, how can there be a good thing about pie in the sky? Don't talk to me about the lottery yet, it sounds very tempting. said, what do you want the master to pay? Tang Yan didn't mean to be fooled at all, and with the strong quality of resolutely not believing that joy fell from the sky, he stubbornly resisted the temptation of the lottery.

The system secretary sighed and said, "If it's just a lottery, you don't actually need to pay any price." ”

"Is there such a good thing? Believe it or not! Tang Yanxun was about to shake his head like a rattle, and then asked vigilantly: "You have something to say, there is no price for the lottery, there is always something that has a price, right?" ”

The system secretary sighed again, when it came to this, she also knew that she didn't want Tang Yan to recognize her in a daze, it seemed that if she didn't give him an explanation of all the circumstances, Tang Yan would never admit it.

"Normally, lottery only gives you basic abilities, and if you want to improve these basic abilities, you need to learn from the famous criminals in the system. And in this learning process, you have to pay tuition. ”

"Look at it, the master knows that you have bad intentions, meow a mi, and you don't want to cheat money from the master for a long time? Don't don't don't, the master is very poor and has no money! ”

The secretary of the system completely admitted it, and it was really bad luck for her to meet a host like Tang Yan after eight lifetimes of poor mold, just change someone, I heard that there is such a good thing as the ability to send lottery, so I didn't hesitate to agree, how could Tang Yan have so much trouble.

"I'm not asking you for money...... Instead, the system will post some tasks, and each time you complete the mission, you will get time to communicate with the super criminals in the system according to the different levels of the mission. The higher the task level, the longer the communication time. ”

"Then even less! If it's money for it, then I'll take the initiative to ask you for it. Now it's a release task, good guys, the initiative is in your hands, and the master has to be busy thinking about how to complete the task all day long? Don't don't don't, you find someone else to go! Tang Yan chose to refuse again.

The system secretary is called a depressed cry, and his heart says that if the old lady can find someone at random, then what else do I have to do with you? You kid is a big ghost, and you're more difficult than those cunning criminals in the system.

"The tasks released by the system are based on your realistic ability, and will never give you tasks that you can't complete."

After hearing this, Tang Yan's eyes rolled, and he said, "In this way, you can still consider it." But can you guarantee that those tasks are time-free? There will be no penalty for not completing it? ”

"Uh...... What ...... this?"

"Look at you, you see, I know! How can there be such a good thing in the world! The system secretary hesitated slightly, Tang Yan jumped up, and said angrily: "I know that you are tricking me, you are a, there will definitely be a punishment if the task is not completed, Lao Tzu will not do it!" ”;