Chapter 2014: This ratio is too terrifying
readx;?“ Wow! It seems that more than 2oo people raised their hands, accounting for almost one-third of the proportion, isn't this number a bit big? Lu Zhenxiang said. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Secretary Lu, there seems to be a problem with your statistical methods?"
"Director Wang, what's the problem?" Lu Zhenxiang asked.
"Secretary Lu, the ratio you mentioned is even counting women, doesn't it seem appropriate?" Wang Lindao.
Lu Zhenxiang said: "Director Wang is right, just eliminate women." There were more than 6oo people at the scene today, and after removing more than 2oo women, there were less than 4oo men left. In this way, the proportion of more than 2oo male guests who raised their hands accounted for almost half, which seems to be too terrifying. ”
Pan Tianxin said: "Although this number seems a little terrifying, it is normal to think about it, just take a few of us old guys, it should be far more than this ratio, right?" Looking at Mr. Fu and the seven of them, it seems that the proportion is much higher than that of a few of us, so I think this number is basically in line with the actual situation. ”
"I said, comrades who raised their hands, do you really have this need? Or is it a joke? Li Guangjie asked.
"Secretary Li, of course it's true, this kind of thing is not a matter of honoring the ancestors, why are we messing around." The people who raised their hands said one after another.
Li Guangjie said: "It's not that I don't believe everyone, I just feel that the proportion of about 50 percent is too high. Have you ever thought about it, our country is now 950 million people, and there are almost 500 million men, if you follow this ratio, wouldn't there be nearly 200 million men with this kind of problem, this number is too exaggerated, right? ”
After listening to Li Guangjie's words, Li Jing, vice president of Qilu Hospital, stood up and said: "Secretary Li, I am Li Jing, vice president of Qilu Hospital, let me introduce you to the research data of foreign institutions on this issue."
According to the research of foreign institutions, the proportion of men in the world suffering from this disease is about 40 percent, and the proportion of women is about 35 percent. The population of the United States is less than 200 million, but the number of women suffering from sexual dysfunction has reached 4ooo, and the number of men has reached 6ooo, which has basically exceeded the above proportion. So, in my opinion, although the percentage is a bit high today, it is basically in line with the actual situation. ”
Li Guangjie said: "Thank you, Vice President Li. Since so many people suffer from this disease, then I, as a patient, no, should be a friend, of course, I have to stand with everyone.
I now solemnly express to you that all relevant departments in Qingdao should give the green light to this project, open the door of convenience, and fully support their work, so as to acquire land this year, build a factory in the first half of next year, start production and go public on time in the second half of the year, and solve everyone's unspeakable suffering as soon as possible! In short, please rest assured, our hard days will soon come to an end! ”
"Smack!"
As soon as Li Guangjie's words fell, bursts of applause and thanks immediately resounded in the hall.
"Secretary Li, you have given me hope, thank you."
"Secretary Li, you let me see the light, thank you."
"Secretary Li, you have shortened the process of the civil war between the two of us, thank you."
"Secretary Li, I finally see the hope of raising my eyebrows, thank you."
"Hi, hi! I said everyone, you burned incense and worshiped the Buddha and entered the wrong temple door, no, it should be burning incense and making a wish to worship the wrong Bodhisattva, don't thank me, you should thank President Zhang Zheng Zhang, right! Li Guangjie reminded everyone.
"Zhang Yingying, you have restored our self-confidence, thank you."
"Zhang Yingying, you let us rise again, thank you."
"Zhang Yingying, you have rekindled the ** of the battle, thank you."
"Zhang Yingying......"
"Hey, I said guys, what is this, it's a mess, can you tell me something new?" Zhang Zheng said.
"Zhang Yingying, you have brought us happiness and sexual blessings, thank you."
"Zhang Yingying, you have brought us family harmony, and your great kindness ......"
Zhang Zheng said: "Hi! I said this brother, hurry up and stop me, you pay for me to sell medicine, we are purely a business relationship, and it has nothing to do with great kindness. ”
"Haha! It's so hilarious. I said Brother Zhang, you will be the president for a while, a sex worker for a while, and a seller of counterfeit drugs for a while, what do you say you do? Charlene couldn't help but laugh.
Zhang Zheng said: "you, brother, when did I sell fake medicines?" I'm selling real goodstuff. Actually, in addition to this male Viagra, there is also a female Viagra ......"
"Ahh You mean you also have a medicine for women? Charlene exclaimed.
Zhang Zheng said: "That's right, my drug has now passed the clinical trial of 64O female patients, and the preliminary proof of the effect has reached 94%, and it will soon be approved by the FDA of the United States." As Vice President Li has just introduced, the problem of women's sexual dysfunction is also very serious, so I think the prospect of this drug is also very impressive. ”
"Ahh Are you telling you true? Charlene asked.
"Of course it's true. However, due to the complex mechanism of female sexual dysfunction and the situation of men, this drug is not effective for all women. ”
"Oh, so what kind of special effect does that have for women?" Charlene asked.
Zhang Zheng said: "This drug mainly has a special effect on sexual dysfunction in postmenopausal women and women after childbirth, so you don't have to care about Sister Xia, it has nothing to do with you." ”
"Brother Zhang, how do you know that you have nothing to do with Charlene, do you know her situation?" Liang Li asked evilly.
"Sister Liang, don't talk nonsense, how can I know Sister Xia's situation?"
Liang Li said, "Although the cat case last night has been closed, there is still no convincing reason, so I still suspect that it is not so simple between you, otherwise, how do you know that she ......?"
Zhang Zheng smiled: "Haha, I said Sister Liang, you tried that cat case, and you also got it, what's the matter?" Now you want to destroy yourself righteously, and you plan to overturn the case? ”
"you, I don't want to deny myself, I'm just still skeptical."
"Haha, Sister Liang, don't doubt it, although my brother's character doesn't dare to claim to be the first in the world, there is absolutely no problem with being second in the world. As for how the brother knew that this medicine had nothing to do with Sister Xia, this question was too simple. “