Thanks to the increasingly advanced network, the protagonists of the annual college entrance examination are definitely not only the candidates and parents of the candidates.

Although the two-day college entrance examination time passed in a flash, the feast on the Internet has just begun.

If the college entrance examination is compared to a youth blockbuster, the first half is naturally staged by the candidates and the candidates' parents with the cooperation of all walks of life, and the second half is the jokers who are active on the Internet who begin to start the crazy spit mode on the college entrance examination questions.

Especially languages.

Every year after the college entrance examination, when the college entrance examination scores have not been announced at all, there are always a large number of college entrance examination zero-score essays suddenly appearing on the Internet. These essays generally have a common feature, that is, they complain about the real world, social system, or proposition teachers, which makes people laugh when they see it, but they feel the same way, which makes people addicted and talented.

However, for those teachers who are serious about grading, it is a different situation. In fact, the annual college entrance examination marking work is a chore, and it can even be said that there is no beauty at all.

Although computer technology has developed to this day, a large part of the test questions have been reviewed by computer marking and manual review, but for subjective questions, it is obviously impossible to hand over to the computer to do it for you. In order to give full play to the fastest marking efficiency and ensure the orderly progress of the admission work, most provinces and cities have adopted the assembly line marking form in which each marking teacher only needs to mark one question.

Any assembly-line repetitive work is definitely not easy, let alone the college entrance examination marking, which is related to a student's lifelong future, which is naturally quite stressful? Therefore, the atmosphere in the marking office can be imagined. Every college teacher or graduate student who participates in the marking of papers will not find this a very pleasant job.

This is especially true for teachers who are grading essays. They read the most, and they tend to score subjectively, so they are naturally more demanding. Often an essay takes less than half a minute to give a score.

Zhang Xiaochun is a Chinese lecturer at Provincial University and one of the teachers of Chinese composition in this year's college entrance examination. Three consecutive days of grading work has made him feel aesthetically fatigued, and basically he can give a score in only about 20 seconds for an essay. It wasn't until the system suddenly brushed out an essay with many words in it that he didn't even know it, that the senior Chinese lecturer directly slowed down the process.

"Quack a child, but drink the cow, as for the weak crown, I don't know the shape of the granny. The dolphin of the fish is eclipsed by the sun. It was established, and I didn't know it. ...... per bite."

Before he finished reading the first paragraph, he fainted. Obviously, this student used more than just simplified characters, there were many ancient characters, some of which he did not understand or could not even read.

When he couldn't read an essay, and he didn't even know whether these ancient characters were written correctly or not, he naturally couldn't make a judgment, Zhang Xiaochun took three minutes to read the whole text, and he could only be sure that the candidates wrote this essay in the form of ancient Chinese in the whole text, and he could only guess most of the meaning of those ancient words, which was quite suitable for this year's essay question. Of course, what makes Zhang Xiaochun appreciate even more is that in just 2 and a half hours, he can not only complete the previous exercises, but also write such a high-quality ancient Chinese text, how high should this candidate's ancient literary attainments be!

"Interesting!" In the end, Zhang Xiaochun did not give any score to this essay, but regarded it as a question paper and submitted it directly to the expert group on the computer, and then he directly restored the previous scoring status.

Soon, the day's marking work was finally completed, and Zhang Xiaochun stretched his waist to stand up from the computer. At this time, the teachers in the marking room had gradually dispersed, and he followed the crowd and walked out of the marking room.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, how is the progress of your essay grading?" Zhang Xiaochun had just walked out of the examination hall and was about to take the shuttle bus prepared in the courtyard back to the school dormitory, when someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder and greeted him.

Just listening to the voice, Zhang Xiaochun knew that this was his colleague and friend Han Wenqing at school. Don't look at the guy's name to get quite literary and artistic, but this teacher Han teaches high mathematics, and the two are still familiar with each other because they have a common hobby of playing table tennis.

"It's about four days away, what about you?" Zhang Xiaochun said casually.

"We only have one day left! Basically, you will be able to rest the day after tomorrow! By the way, I'll tell you something new, we've spread the word over there in math grading, there is a science tyrant this year, almost all math problems are answered with three different solution ideas, and all of them are correct, I can't find any fault, it's amazing! You must know that the math problems in our province this year are admittedly difficult, especially the last problem, which will take a lot of time. He actually had the time to figure out three solutions! Today's kids, it's too ruthless! Han Wenqing walked directly to Zhang Xiaochun's side and said with great interest.

"Oh? What are the three solutions to each problem? Zhang Xiaochun said with a wink. To be able to become a teacher in college, naturally they have all experienced the college entrance examination, thinking that mathematics was not Zhang Xiaochun's strong point back then, otherwise he would not have applied for the liberal arts major, and he was naturally quite surprised when he heard it, "That's really a good seedling, and you also changed his question?" ”

"Well, I changed the penultimate problem, and I looked at his third solution idea and even used the knowledge of calculus, apparently self-taught." Han Wenqing raised his eyebrows and said, "I estimate that I can't find a single basic function of mathematics as solid as him in a few classes I have now!" ”

"Speaking of which, I also met a very good student today. He actually wrote an essay in the form of ancient Chinese in the college entrance examination, not to tell you, I can't read his essay smoothly, which uses a lot of ancient words I don't know at all, and some can roughly guess the meaning and can't read, think about it, this is really the back wave of the Yangtze River pushing the front wave! After listening to Han Wenqing share his encounter with a school bully, Zhang Xiaochun also sighed.

"Isn't it? Reading an essay, can you still come across words you don't recognize? Still can't read it at all? Han Wenqing was surprised, "Isn't it just writing a classical Chinese?" Is that exaggerated? Could it be that the examinee scribbled you all over, right? ”

Obviously, he was born in science and didn't have any research on what kind of body or ancient characters at all, so he asked such a question that Zhang Xiaochun couldn't answer at all.

"Well, you win!" Zhang Xiaochun said depressedly, what kind of ancient characters to talk to science students, his head is really funny, "You just need to know, I am sure that the candidates who can write this kind of composition are very powerful, at least his ancient literary attainments are definitely above me." ”