Chapter 58: Four Hundred Years of Kung Fu

"No, you're not really interested in Lu Xiaoxiao, are you?"

Hearing that Chen Xiao decided to teach Lu Xiaoxiao kung fu, Xu Ershao suddenly exclaimed, staring at Chen Xiao with straight eyes, as if a flower had grown on Chen Xiao's nose.

Chen Xiao shook his head: "I naturally have a special reason, it's just ...... It's hard to explain to you for the time being. ”

Xu Ershao thought for a while and waved his hand: "Forget it!" Since you have a problem, I won't ask. But you have to be careful, Lu Xiaoxiao is not a casual girl. My family has a good relationship with the Lu family. Old man Lu is very jīng, if anyone dares to have the idea of beating his daughter with bad intentions, he will definitely throw him into an iron can, seal it with cement and throw it into the sea. ”

Xu Ershao's injury was much lighter than Chen Xiao's, but that flying kick sprained his ankle. Chen Xiao's whole body was bruised, her originally beautiful face was also bruised, one eye was high and swollen, and her chin was broken. Originally, Xu Ershao wanted Chen Xiao to live in the ward of the school infirmary, but Chen Xiao insisted on going home because he still had a servant at home.

The impact of this kicking incident is that for the next two consecutive days, wherever Chen Xiao was in the school, people around him would cast strange glances and point at the same time. Chen Xiao didn't need to listen to it to know what these people were talking about, it was nothing more than saying that he was a monster with infinite power......

It's Xiao Qing, it seems that the experience of "defeat" did not have any impact on her popularity in the school, less than a week after entering Kidd, she has been regarded as the first beauty of Kidd by more than half of the male students in the school. Everywhere she haunts the school: the library, the gymnasium, the teachers, the cafeteria...... As long as it is the place where Xiao Da Beauty appears, there must be a group of boys following around.

In just one week, Xiao Damei broke a new record since the founding of Kidd College: the sales of four flower shops around the school quadrupled in one week! In the lockers of the girls' lockers in the school, they receive gifts almost every day: flowers, gifts, chocolates, etc......

I even heard that there was a certain infatuated rich kid who was shocked by Xiao Qing, and when his mind was hot, he spent a lot of money to buy a brand-name sports car and wanted to give it to the beauty, and then invited the beauty to spend the night together......

As a result, in front of everyone's eyes, Xiao Da Meinu didn't say a word in the face of the rich kid, just turned around and ran to the school's sports equipment room, came out with a baseball bat, and then smashed the sports car worth nearly one million into scrap metal with a baseball bat in front of everyone!

According to Xu Ershao's description who was present at the time: he felt the small universe of Xiao Qing's explosion from ten meters away, and when he saw Xiao Qing come out with a baseball bat, he was worried that she would kill someone in a fit of anger - fortunately, she just smashed the car.

In the end, the rich kid looked at the sports car that had turned into scrap metal, and his expression was about to cry. However, Xu Ershao patted him on the shoulder very kindly, and comforted him kindly: "Don't send a sports car next time, send a tank, the tank is not easy to smash." ”

Chen Xiao has been living a fulfilling life these days. The first significant improvement was that he had finally taught her to sleep in her own bed alone - to relieve Chen Xiao of the fear that sooner or later she would burst her blood vessels or become a mad wolf.

Second, Chen Xiao began to ask Uncle Tian for advice - among the three unscrupulous bosses in Unfinished Street, Chen Xiao is currently the most familiar with Lao Tian, and Lao Tian's xìng is somewhat similar to a good old man without a temper. So after a few days of contact, Chen Xiao also probably learned the details of Lao Tian:

This old monster, who is more than 400 years old, was born in the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, and was originally a martial arts master, good at swordsmanship, and the knife technique is extremely fast......

Well, Chen Xiao admitted that when he first heard these descriptions, he was very skeptical that Lao Tian's real name was "Tian Boguang".

Lao Tian's ability is a bit special, because of some unexplained genetic mutation, his lifespan has become super long, and it seems that there have been some changes in the body's metabolism, which greatly reduces the speed of aging.

In fact, Lao Tian himself has no other special abilities: he just lives longer than ordinary people.

But...... After all, he is a martial arts master! Normal martial arts practitioners, even if they practice martial arts for a lifetime, are only practicing for decades. After more than 400 years of hard practice, even if you don't practice Jiuyang Divine Skill, you practice chest broken boulders...... Four hundred years of practice is enough to create the world's number one master!

In Lao Tian's words, when he was 100 years old, he looked like a teenager less than 20 years old, and at that time he had already known all the martial arts masters in the world, almost invincible in martial arts! When he was one hundred and fifty years old, he could erase the word "almost", and from then on he was not interested in finding someone to compete again, but put his mind on collecting all kinds of martial arts secrets......

Until the end of the Qing Dynasty, firearms dominated the mainstream, basically ending the era of cold weapons - from that era, martial arts went into decline.

"There's no way around this." Lao Tian's tone was a little helpless when he talked about this: "Ten years of practice is not as good as a bullet from others." In such a situation, not many people are willing to put the effort into practicing these hard work. ”

Hearing this at that time, Chen Xiao thought for a while, and couldn't help but ask Lao Tian a question: "You said that ten years of practice is not as good as a bullet, so you ...... After more than 400 years of practice, can you catch a bullet? ”

At that time, Lao Tian's answer made Chen Xiao break out in a cold sweat.

Lao Tian thought about it seriously: "If it's a firearm with a shè speed, it's no problem to catch the bullet." If you encounter a shè fast ...... It's a little more difficult. After a pause, he added: "If I can't catch it, I can dodge ......"

Dodge bullets...... Chen Xiao immediately had a classic picture in the movie "The Matrix" in his heart at that time: Lao Tian, who seemed to be loyal, was wearing the black sè coat of Keanu Reeves, and made the same backward waist action as in the movie to avoid bullets......

Chen Xiao couldn't help but ask Lao Tian another question: After living for more than 400 years, will he directly "enter the Tao from martial arts", ascend to immortals, and enter the level of "cultivating truth"?

Lao Tian glanced at Chen Xiao with disdain at the time, and only made an evaluation of this question, and patted Chen Xiao on the shoulder: "Read less fantasy novels in the future." ”

With such a world-class martial arts master by his side, Chen Xiao naturally asked Lao Tian for help: since she agreed to teach Lu Xiaoxiao kung fu that day, this eldest lady has urged herself almost eight times a day, asking when she can start teaching her divine skills. Chen Xiao has already searched his intestines and made excuses, and if he drags on like this, I'm afraid he will have to go to the gang.

Lao Tian listened to Chen Xiao's request, smiled slightly, and first taught Chen Xiao a set of breathing exercises - don't get me wrong, it's not a magical internal skill, it's just a simple breathing exercise, not a martial art, but an ancient self-cultivation technique that has been lost.

It is said that after practice, it can prolong life, and it has a significant effect on heart disease, high blood pressure, insomnia, anxiety, etc., and can also improve cardiopulmonary function, and it can also be beautiful for girls.

Chen Xiao shamelessly took this set of breathing methods and taught them to Lu Xiaoxiao, and lied to her that this was a set of supreme magic skills that she had cultivated. After all, Lu Xiaoxiao had seen the scene of Chen Xiao's "throwing living people" with his own eyes, and he did not doubt him, so he immediately went back to practice happily.

In addition, Uncle Tian also taught Chen Xiao a set of boxing techniques, which were specially designed for Chen Xiao.

"Your ability is power, but unfortunately there is no power, if you don't know how to skill, you will also give it for nothing when you encounter a master of fighting skills. For example, the Xiao Qing in the school you said, listening to your description, she should be a practitioner. If you encounter such an opponent, no matter how powerful you are, it is useless if you can't beat the opponent. Not to mention Xiao Qing, even if it is the guy who practiced Hong Boxing who was defeated by you, if it weren't for the opponent's underestimation and really used kung fu to fight with you, you might not be able to beat the other party. ”

Chen Xiao understands this truth that he is like a three-year-old child with a thousand pounds of sledgehammer, and it is not enough to have no strength.

Therefore, he honestly learned that set of boxing techniques from Lao Tian - this set of boxing methods is not complicated, Lao Tian took into account Chen Xiao's foundation, and also chose a set of kung fu with simple moves that is most suitable for giving full play to the advantage of strength.

"This set of kung fu is called 'short fighting', and I made it myself when I was 200 years old. In fact, it is not self-created, because my practice is mainly to account for a diligent character, and Wu xìng is not considered superior. In this set of 'short fights', I fused some of the more rigid moves in the boxing methods such as Tongjian Boxing, Split Hanging, Hong Boxing, Shaolin Boxing, etc., and made some modifications to fuse them together. But for your conditions, it's the most suitable. ”

Although Chen Xiao has not practiced martial arts, after all, taekwondo is also a kind of fighting technique, and after practicing for a few days, it seems to be the same.

Lu Bancheng's place, these days, Zhu Rong and Gonggong took turns to secretly supervise this client, but unfortunately, after a lot of time, the opponent who blackmailed Lu Bancheng did not make any new moves. Zhu Rong and Gonggong were a little helpless - including Lao Tian, the three of them were not good at the abilities of the jīng god system, so they could only defend passively.

But fortunately, the three old guys have time, and doing this job is not just to make money, but also to pass the boring time, so it doesn't matter if the time drags on for a longer time.

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