Chapter 1026 Tang Xiaoyu = Peach
But Ye Bihuang used words such as "respectful and respectful" and "ADHD", these words sounded to Director Lu, who was over forty years old, it was no different from teaching a child, if he really did what the other party said, wouldn't he throw his old face in?
"You let labor and management plug in? me."
"Smack!" Fat Lu took two steps back, and his face swelled again.
It seems that if you don't teach this guy a good lesson, he won't understand who is the home field now, Ye Bihuang felt that his palms hurt a little, and this fat man Lu didn't change his face.
Could it be that this Fat Lu is also a kung fu master? Hehe, he should be a master of beating, otherwise he would still be so energetic after being beaten so much.
"Hehe, do you think you're going to plug it in, or are you going to continue to accept my slap?" Ye Bihuang waved his slap so vigorously that the lobby manager who was watching from the side was terrified, and at the same time, he secretly admired Director Lu in his heart, he was slapped so hard by him so much, he could still stand up, he was really a hero.
As everyone knows, this Director Lu will see his face bigger than the sky, otherwise how could he have died until now?
Director Lu watched Ye Bihuang waving his arms, and felt a chill in his heart, his slap was too powerful, and slapping it on his face was similar to the feeling of a brick smashing on his face, it was really painful.
Ye Bihuang didn't dare to speak when he saw Director Lu's face, and said coldly at the moment: "Tell you, I'm here to have fun, and it's already made me very unhappy that you came to stir up the scene, I just want you to plug in the socket, is it so difficult?" I'll count three tones, and if you haven't plugged in the socket after three tones, I won't be so polite anymore. ”
Tang Xiaoyu laughed out loud on the side, polite? I'm afraid there is no polite word in this kid's dictionary, he always speaks to people he doesn't like, so unkind, and he is always so ruthless. Why does Su Yan always say that he is very gentle? It can't be a masochist without makeup, it shouldn't be, isn't this kid only very gentle with his own women? This character is so strange, isn't it?
Director Lu is very uncomfortable now, and he even regrets it a little, why did he have to come to this Tianyi Hall? In fact, there should be enough space over there, but he forgot that the lobby manager had stopped him three times and twice, but he himself was about to rush in, who was to blame?
"Three." The time to think is not fast, it is not slow, anyway, Ye Bihuang has already counted the three numbers, and his fist has been raised.
This time it's not a slap, it's a fist!
Seeing Ye Bihuang's fist, Director Lu's face changed suddenly, his face turned pale with fright, and he shouted in horror: "Killed!! Help me!!! Killed!! "The voice was like killing a pig.
The lobby manager had been watching from the side just now, hoping that Ye Bihuang would teach Director Lu a good lesson, and even hoped that Director Lu would be beaten to death, but it was just the anger after Director Lu slapped him just now, and now the anger in his heart has disappeared with Ye Bihuang's several slaps to Director Lu.
Now he thinks more about fighting, but he must not make any big trouble, otherwise he will definitely be implicated, and then he will not be able to eat and walk around.
So he hurriedly ran to Ye Bihuang's face, made a block suit with both hands, and said with a frightened expression: "Sir, sir!" Stop it! Please stay calm! ”
Ye Bihuang looked at the lobby manager and said with a smile: "What's the matter, your face doesn't hurt anymore?" ”
The tall and thin lobby manager was already depressed: "It hurts, of course it hurts, I haven't been beaten like this since I was a child, but what can I do I work here, I have to ensure that nothing happens here, otherwise I will be in charge, so please don't shoot again, I can't afford to make a fuss if I shoot again, please calm down." ”
Ye Bihuang said with a smile: "Actually, I am a very reasonable person, really I am having a good time with my woman here, very happy, but where did I think that a big fat man suddenly ran out and disturbed my Yaxing, and he also came here to make trouble, pull out the plug of my equipment, do you say he is right to do this?" ”
The lobby manager was speechless for a while, how did he make an interface? Could it be that Director Lu did something wrong? If you offend Director Lu, you will definitely be unlucky in the future, but the fact is that it is indeed the fault of this Director Lu.
Ye Bihuang saw the lobby manager's bitter look, and laughed: "My requirements are not high, but I just asked him to replug the plug he unplugged just now, do you think my request is too much?" ”
"Not too much, not too much!" The lobby manager had cold sweat on his forehead, "Do you think this is okay?" I'll plug it in for you, can I? ”
Ye Bihuang shook his head slightly: "No! Whoever pulls it out will plug it in! ”
Although the lobby manager felt that he was very bitter, he was still secretly refreshed in his heart, and he also wanted to see this Director Lu deflated, because every time Director Lu came here to play, he was arrogant to him, making him look like the king of heaven.
The lobby manager had long looked at Director Lu unpleasantly, but who made the family a big official, and he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he had to nod his head.
But it seems that Director Lu kicked the iron plate today, and people don't look at what kind of official you are, so they beat you directly, how can you pretend to be 13? In addition to that official position, you are actually a fat pig, haha!
The lobby manager was secretly refreshed, but he pretended to be bitter, turned his head to Director Lu and said, "Director Lu, do you want to plug it in, and this matter will be over."
"What a in the past! Hurry up and call the police!! Ma's! Director Lu was very angry, he didn't dare to lose his temper with Ye Bihuang now, the lobby manager just hit the muzzle, and he vented his resentment well.
Alarm? Repay Nima! ! Show off your might to Lao Tzu!
scolded wildly in his heart, but he still had to put on a servile look on his face, and he was very reluctant to call the police, and now he couldn't get out.
Ye Bihuang also saw the expression of the lobby manager, and naturally knew what he was thinking in his heart, so he laughed secretly, and said coldly to the lobby manager: "You stay honest with me, don't let me find out what you have to do, and don't want to call the police, otherwise I will slap your face better than his." ”
The lobby manager trembled violently, and he didn't move anymore, and he said to Director Lu with a bitter face: "Director, I can't help it, I'm afraid." ”
In fact, he was secretly happy in his heart, haha, I don't call the police, you were treated by this kid obediently, labor and management see how you are beaten up, let you usually show off your might, now don't pretend to be 13
Director Lu scolded: "Useless waste." But he retreated again and again, he was really afraid of Ye Bihuang.
Ye Bihuang approached step by step, Director Lu retreated step by step, even though this room was big enough, but there was still an end after all, Director Lu hit the wall, and there was no way to retreat.
Tang Xiaoyu's beautiful eyes kept staring at Ye Bihuang, supporting her chin with both hands, the waves on her chest became more and more plump because of the squeezing of her arms, the expression on her face was thoughtful, Ye Bihuang teasing this so-called Director Lu was like teasing a little mouse, it was so cute, I didn't expect this young man to have such a bad taste.
And looking at his appearance, I know that this is an official who is not a little scared, there must be something to rely on, I want to see what this kid is so fearless.
Ye Bihuang looked at Director Lu with a smile and said: "Director Lu, it seems that you are an official, and the official position is not small, I am surprised, even if you can be an official, no matter how stupid you are, you can't go anywhere, why are you so stupid, can't you plug in a power supply?" Do you think your head is full of Yonedako? ”
Director Lu's face turned green with anger, but under Ye Bihuang's knife-sharp gaze, his body trembled a little, and he didn't even dare to answer Ye Bihuang's words.
Ye Bihuang smiled: "You don't even speak, do you despise me so much?" Okay, just let me, a person with a normal IQ, teach you how to plug in the socket as a brainless guy. Saying that, Ye Bihuang's hand was placed on Director Lu's shoulder, and as soon as his hand was lightly exerted, Director Lu's pig-like cry sounded.
"Ahh!!h Help me!!! Seeing him like this, I'm afraid that tears and snot will come out after a while, "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, I will, I will!" ”
Ye Bihuang let go of his hand: "Will you plug it in?" I also want to help you rub your arms, rub your fingers, correct your muscles and bones, etc., and teach you how to plug in completely. ”
Director Lu's forehead was sweating, he listened to Ye Bihuang's words and quickly nodded wildly: "I'll plug it in, I'll plug it in." ”
"Alright then, since you've said so, I'll give you a chance." Ye Bihuang snorted coldly and took two steps back.
Seeing that Ye Bihuang was far away from him, Director Lu rubbed his shoulders, walked towards the plug in a cold sweat, and plugged in the plug of the microphone and the speaker in three or two clicks, and then Director Lu said, "Okay, I can go." ”
Ye Bihuang touched his nose and said with a smile: "Of course, I am a reasonable person, since you have done what I requested, then you can leave." ”
Director Lu grinned and walked to the door of the box, opened the door, suddenly turned his head and looked at Ye Bihuang and Tang Xiaoyao coldly: "If you have the ability, you two just wait, I will let you know what to regret." ”
"!" Ye Bihuang casually smashed the grapes in the fruit platter on the table on Director Lu's face and scolded.
Director Lu was slammed and stunned, then he walked away, what if he didn't go? I can't beat people, the other party seems to be stunned, and I'm not afraid that I'm an official at all, I'm not afraid of anything these days, I'm afraid of being stunned.
Seeing Director Lu leave, the lobby manager breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said to Ye Bihuang and Tang Xiaohua: "Sir, girl, you two better leave quickly, that guy still has a bit of power, and you won't be able to leave for a while." ”
Ye Bihuang laughed and said, "Go? It's okay, we don't have to go, what should you do, I want to see what power that fat pig has, and what kind of opinion can I have. ”
"Alright then, please be careful, I still have work to do, so I'll leave first." The lobby manager left after saying goodbye, and his heart was bright, the two groups of people were not accessible to him at his level, and they were not easy to mess with, they would do things in a measured way, and there was no need for them to babble in the middle.
After the lobby manager left, Ye Bihuang tidied up the table, picked up the microphone and ordered the song, ready to continue singing.
Tang Xiaowu suddenly said: "Ye Bihuang." She suddenly remembered that Ye Bihuang said that he was his woman when he taught Director Lu just now, what did he mean by taking advantage of himself? This bastard boy is too good at sewing needles.
Unbeknownst to her, her cheeks turned red.
"Huh? Why? Ye Bihuang wondered what was the situation when this chick suddenly called her name and suddenly became silent.
Tang Xiaowu smiled: "How can you see that you are not afraid at all, are you pretending or is it real?" ”
Ye Bihuang touched his nose and said with a smile: "Do you think I'm pretending or is it real?" I don't really have that word in my dictionary for fear. ”
Tang Xiaowu was a little worried: "But that person just now seems to be very powerful, can you really deal with it?" What kind of chief is it, what if it's a police station? Hey, they're going to get us in there. ”
Ye Bihuang smiled: "What are you kidding, arrest us in?" That's impossible. ”
"Oh? So sure? ”
"That is, even if the police do come, I have a way to deal with it."
"What's the solution?"
"Hehe, I know the director of our Pu Coast Guard, do you think they dare to arrest me? I'll just call the police or something, but he's a bureau chief, so what's the matter? I'll get rid of it in minutes. Ye Bihuang stretched out his hand and patted the microphone, and the impression made a thumping sound, well, it seems that the microphone is not broken, it can be used.
Tang Xiaohua saw that Ye Bihuang said lightly, so he didn't believe it, this guy really knew the director of the police department? How old is he, the head of the hall is a good official
However, she didn't say what she questioned, but changed the subject: "Then what if he calls a screen name killer with a gun?" ”
When Ye Bihuang heard this, he suddenly stopped fiddling with the microphone in his hand and said with a smile: "Have you watched "Mutants" or "Master of Happiness"? ”
"I've seen it." Tang Xiaowu nodded.
Ye Bihuang smiled: "The male protagonists in there are very powerful, when others shoot them with guns, they can dodge them at a very fast speed, I tell you, I can too." ”
Tang Xiaoyu continued: "Then what if that fat man called a group of people with guns just now? "She's specifically giving Ye Bihuang a problem.
Ye Bihuang laughed and said, "A group of guys with guns? Then I'll let the police chief arrest them, and I'll do a great job. He was obviously joking, the real situation was that if the other party really brought a group of outlaws with guns, he would grab a handful of coins from his pocket and throw them out, to see if the other party's bullets were fast or his own coins were fast, and if the other party was really a group of gun-wielding bandits, Ye Bihuang might have saved it a long time ago, could it be that he would still stay where he was and wait to be beaten? He wouldn't be so stupid.
Anyway, after running away, you can still play counter-attack, and when the time comes, you can also talk about your escape as a strategic retreat, what a perfect plan.
Of course, Ye Bihuang also fantasized that he was like the male protagonist in the Matrix, stretching out his hand and stopping all the bullets of the other party, but that was impossible, at least for him now, it was simply a fantasy.
In fact, Tang Xiaohua already had a plan in his heart, if Director Lu called some ruthless people on the road, then as long as he was present, he would definitely be able to deal with it. If it's just some gangsters, then you don't have to do it yourself, Ye Bihuang will do it himself. And if it is an official figure, then it can only look at Ye Bihuang's so-called police director, as long as he really knows, then everything is easy to say. But looking at the understatement of Ye Bihuang's words just now, I really don't know if what this guy said is the truth or a lie, but there is no way, all he can do now is to believe him, who made him have no intention of leaving?
"By the way, I want to ask you something." Tang Xiaohua stood up suddenly, standing in front of Ye Bihuang with her hands on her hips, because the movement was too big, the two shuangfeng wrapped in her tight leather coat shook gently, looking particularly attractive.
The smell of peaches on Tang Xiaohua's body rushed into the tip of Ye Bihuang's nose, it really smelled too good, in order to keep calm Ye Bihuang took a step back: "What's the problem, say." ”
"When you taught that fat man Lu a lesson just now, you seemed to say, what my woman?" Tang Xiaohua's face was full of banter, and Ye Bihuang was a little speechless, if it was an ordinary girl, she had already blushed with shame when she said that just now, seeing that Nanfang didn't mention it, she should also hope that this matter would pass quickly, and then she wouldn't mention it, but when she met Tang Xiaohua, she was not like this, she just wanted to mention it, and she wanted to break the sand pot and ask in the end.
"Uh, that's." Ye Bihuang scratched his head and said with a haha, "Maybe you heard it wrong." ”
"I heard you right, I heard it clearly, but you can explain what you mean by that just now." Tang Xiaohua seemed a little aggressive at the moment, anyway, she didn't think Ye Bihuang would be angry because of this trivial matter.
Tang Xiaohua pressed towards him, Ye Bihuang stepped back step by step, and the scene between the two of them at this moment seemed to be a copy of when Ye Bihuang oppressed Director Lu just now.
"Smack!" Ye Bihuang sat on the sofa, but Tang Xiaoyu was still approaching Ye Bihuang.