520 Qin Shi Huang examines Helen's B

At this time, Guanyin had already fallen on the best grass of Tiger Star, and called out to Bao Zheng strongly: "Start the mission!" ”

Feeling that this was not enough, Guanyin pointed between his legs and inserted one finger downward.

Guanyin is laughing, Bao Zheng is also laughing, this is unconscious, it is a product owned by Tiger Star. It's like a natural place of prostitution, as long as people enter this place, they will enter a natural nature and welcome the best results.

This means that you must wait until you reach the best grass of Tiger Star to have it, and the effect in advance is not good, and it is not good if it is outdated.

This is Bao Zheng's original idea, and now he has come to the Tiger Star, Bao Zheng is still standing, and the scene he sees in front of him is like starving Hanako for seven days and eight nights and seeing the roast duck in the glass kitchen window, and saliva is flowing to his toes.

However, Bao Zheng is still waiting for the best time. It's like executing an order to fly a plane to drop an atomic bomb, and when you reach the target, you have to go down, because there is no second chance, and you have to try to just damage the plane with just the shock wave.

Indeed, Bao Zheng waited until it was 100 percent hard before he pounced. Did the atomic bomb explode? Of course, Bao Zheng has two eggs, one in Nagasaki and one in Hiroshima.

Suddenly, Bao Zheng's whole body trembled, and then he fell down quickly. Finally, I felt my body fall like a ball of cotton on a large rock.

Bao Zheng woke up, rubbed his eyes, and only then did he see that there was a big stone under him. At the same time, he found that he was without a cloth, and he was throwing a cannon on the stone, and there were signs of a wet color in a few places where he was, like a bowl of porridge.

"I'm afraid that this stone will give birth to another Monkey King from it?" Bao Zheng said a little embarrassed in his heart.

Fucking B in a dream will also give birth to cubs, because this is writing a novel, this is for the beautiful image of Guanyin, and it is not easy to deal with it in life. But at this time, I feel that it is better to write about the real them mating, and the plot is better.

I've always regretted that when Guanyin asked Bao Zheng to see if she was a floor B, I let Bao Zheng it at that time, and then the plot development came faster. Bao Zheng's son is called Brother Sun Wukong.

God wants Xiao Bao Zheng to judge the case, Xiao Bao Zheng is smarter than Big Bao Zheng, there is a legend that Guanyin took Bao Zheng to the Tiger Star to B. In the end, his official position was second only to God.

Because it happened in the sky thousands of miles away, Bao Zheng squinted his eyes that had just woken up and looked at the sky. Suddenly he saw a dark cloud rising in the west. Looking back at the surroundings, isn't it, I don't know how many days it hasn't rained, and everything is drying yellow.

Ever since the battle between Lu Bu and Xiang Yu, Bao Zheng has been a little sullen. Because he couldn't come up with a brave general to defeat these two powerful opponents, he has been staying at the foot of Nanshan Mountain to grow vegetables, raise flowers, and repeat Liu Bei of the year.

Bao Zheng sat on this big stone, and was thinking about the sweetheart with Sister Guanyin in his dream again, thinking that Guanyin in his dream couldn't be more beautiful, no matter how beautiful he was, he would become a fox spirit. Thinking of Guanyin holding him at the end, and finally suddenly igniting the atomic bomb in his heart, the shock wave ran all over his body, even though it was a big stone. But Bao Zheng still smiled sweetly.

"Is this true?" Bao Zheng asked Huang Xi in his heart, but he could only ask in his heart, did he dare to ask Guanyin in person? Definitely.

Unless you're in love with Guanyin, it's okay to ask like this, lovers, you can use this to achieve real. The man dreamed like this, and ran to ask the woman, if the woman felt that this bowl of porridge was too pity, and her mouth happened to be starving, she would definitely say in disgust: "Why don't you dead ghost come and feed me quickly?" ”

And it's in English. The silly river fishing will also stand in front of the girl in a daze, because this is the romance of love, most of the men are Muna ghosts, and when they meet girls who like humor, they will appear cicadas.

Bao Zheng has been seriously immersed in the ** feeling of Sister Guanyin's beautiful body. Needless to say, people know and understand. This aftertaste is like a cow eating the freshest and most tender grass, and it is now lying under a tree and chewing back.

This time, there is no need to describe the rolling of dark clouds, because these few words are tired of writing, and the computers are embarrassed. Bao Zheng was half-asleep and almost stranded on the stones.

Bao Zheng stood up from his sitting position and stretched, his legs were a little unpleasantly sticky, and he lowered his head and glanced at a bowl of porridge on the stone with his eyes.

That's when the sky started to rain. There was no time to escape, and the first drop of rain poured like crazy. However, our Bao Zheng was not like the village cicada B, who was frightened by the sudden pouring rain and ran away, on the contrary, he rushed to throw his bodyless body on this big rock at the first time, so as to keep his emanated semen from being wet and washed away by the rain.

Soon a rainbow appeared in the sky after the heavy rain, but Bao Zheng was still lying on his stomach, afraid that the sky would rain like crazy again, so he raised his head like a turtle to look at the sky. Bao Zheng saw a woman under the Rainbow Bridge, at first he saw that it was just a little like Guanyin, and then he looked at it completely, and then he looked at Guanyin and said to him: "Okay, okay, you should go back." Now it's my turn to bleed on this stone......"

This made Bao Zheng hear it clearly, but it can also be a hypothesis of Bao Zheng, but it is a fact that Bao Zheng should go back, one is that it is nearly night, and then it is to make room for Guanyin to bleed, even if it is an illusion, what if it is a fact?

Bao Zheng kept a careful eye, and after he left, he returned to a place where he could hide and peeked. I really saw a woman with no cloth floating down from the clouds, her hair covering her entire face, which could only let Bao Zheng see her very beautiful figure, if it was Guanyin's face, then this figure would not have to be said, it was simply wonderful. Bao Zheng has been thinking like this.

At this time, the stone and the beauty have become one, and there is a reason why it is not clear that night has fallen. Bao Zheng only heard one kind of voice, which was a woman's ** voice, or a kind of happy ** voice.

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"Mr. Hua Tuo will come and see." This is the king Zeus is speaking, he wants Hua Tuo to see Helen's B, and whether there is syphilis or not is up to Hua Tuo's doctor.

Helen, the first beauty in the world, has no cloth, she is lying on a large door board, her feet open like a pinched figure-of-eight.

Hua Tuo was pulling Qin Shi Huang's clothes with his hands, which meant that you, the party, also wanted to take a look, but Qin Shi Huang was shy, and his eyes were a little squinting, because Helen was so beautiful, as beautiful as if she was welding. People don't dare to look at it directly.

At this time, our mother Lida brought a few mesh masks, which can play a sense of shame, but the visual taste is the same, and it will still be hard when it should be harder.

Three men and three women. The three men are: Hua Tuo. Qin Shi Huang, Zeus, the king of heaven. The three women are: mother Lida, Athena, and one is Helen, the world's first beauty lying on the door panel.

Men can only see with their eyes, and it is up to Hua Tuo to explain what destructive effect syphilis can play in a woman's private life.

"We can now be sure that there is no syphilis on Helen B. If I had to say that there was, it was only in the incubation period. This was the first thing Hua Tuo said about Helen B having syphilis.

"What is the incubation period?" Qin Shi Huang didn't understand this term, so if he didn't understand, he asked if it was the last word.

"The incubation period is that it has not rotted yet. For example, if we plant a seed in the ground and we don't see it until it sprouts, that's the incubation period. Hua Tuo explained.

"If we plant a bad seed in the ground, it just doesn't sprout, then what is the explanation?" Qin Shi Huang is drilling the tip of the horns.

"It's easy to do, first of all, you have to see that this is a good land that has never been ploughed by pears. Look at the direction of people's legs. It's hard to see even a crack, which eliminates the suspicion that someone has been. Naturally, if you Qin Shi Huang said badly, there will be no one to plant the seeds.

Let the mother break Helen's B with her hand for her daughter, if she hasn't played with a man, she will be back to perfection as soon as she lets go. After Hua Tuo said this, his head exploded, thinking that if a bug flew down in the middle of Helen's B at this time, could this still be seamless? There are, of course, many other reasons.

Lida is listening to Hua Tuo, which is not a matter of choice, because rumors are spreading outside. With Qin Shi Huang coming to be his son-in-law, the bride price money was repaid, and it was the whole country. Now that people have come to inspect the goods, you have to let people see it clearly.

Leda broke it open with her hand. The inside is indeed red, but there is no wrinkle at all, and when you let go of it, it is full of elasticity, and when you close it, it becomes a whole again. It should be noted here that because there were no jeans to wear in ancient times, it may also be that Mother Lida paid attention to this stubble. didn't let Helen wear leggings, otherwise Helen wouldn't have such a standard B, because after a pocket of leggings, the tip of the lotus leaf will be crooked, and the B seam will naturally not become a straight line, it is like a round cake, as soon as you break the side you see less, it seems to be much less, in fact, only half of the hair. This is because it destroys the aesthetics, and makes people's vision go to the exaggerated side.

It's the same when we look at beautiful women in our lives, the more beautiful we are, the more beautiful we see. Goose! As long as it is a little inferior, the more you look at it, the more you slash your eyes, isn't this all due to visual exaggeration?

Hua Tuo and Qin Shi Huang are both B who saw the beauty Helen for the first time. Is this statement very contradictory? Of the three men together, only two were the first time, and Zeus, the king of that day, was the third, so he really had a good deal with Helen? Otherwise, why didn't he see it for the first time?

In ruling out this plausible logic, we have to start with Helen being born from an eggshell.

At that time, Lida may have been herding cattle on the banks of the Xiaojiang River, when Zeus, the king of heaven, was still a vagabond, and he survived by stealing chickens and touching dogs. This thing was born to be a gangster, and he saw Lida at a glance when he crossed the river at Peng's house, because the beauty only needed to be seen at a glance, and the king Zeus immediately jumped into the river and turned into a cow.

When Lida bathes, she always likes to lie on the back of the cow and let the cow's back bone rub between the legs. But who knew that today's cow is a hooligan, and the taste comes so quickly as soon as it is rubbed. This made Leda know that something was wrong with the cow, and she was a little greedy while being afraid, such as the car going downhill too steeply, and she couldn't brake by inertia.

When Leda decided to ruthlessly leave the cow's back and go ashore, Zeus, the ghost king of the bull, hugged Leda to death, and later made Leda give birth to two eggs. There is also a myth that it is said to be a swan.

When Helen was born for 100 days, when the king Zeus went to congratulate the basket, he picked up Helen to look at the male and female mothers, and was urinated in the mouth by little Helen. This is the so-called king Zeus first saw the beauty Helen B.

Of course, this is only counted once in a few times, but there is no practical meaning in it at all. Otherwise, you dare to say in front of a girl who is seven or eight years younger than you: "Master has seen your B!" ”

Because this is more than when I grew up, both the shape and the size were completely out of the concept at that time. Therefore, when Zeus, the king of the people, saw it again, he didn't even recall his previous memories.

Now it can be said that all three men are marveling at Helen's B at the same time, and she is more beautiful than everyone! "How old is Helen now?" Hua Tuo asked.

"Sixteen!" This is the king of heaven Zeus is rushing to answer, he is afraid that his mother Lida will say, because once Qin Shi Huang asked Helen's age, the king said that he was sixteen years old, he was afraid that Lida would not be right, because there may be more than seventeen years old.

Hua Tuo heard that the king of heaven said that Helen was sixteen years old, and he couldn't stop saliva, so he hurriedly touched it with his hand. Goose! There is a ghost use, just like a broken pipe in tap water, you have to run to the water station to close the source. Thinking of this, Hua Tuo quickly turned around and walked away.

Zeus, the king of heaven, also has a little feeling, just like the gods beating chickens, although the infection is fast, but there are always strong resistances, and Zeus, the king of heaven, seems to be a little more resistant. It may be that he is related to Helen by blood, but it is only a little bit better than Hua Tuo.

Look, the king Zeus is also slowly bending his waist, which is naturally because men can't resist the temptation and temptation of beautiful women, because they are a few harder before they bend down to hide from shame.

Why is Qin Shi Huang completely different? He doesn't walk away, he doesn't bend down, what kind of stupidity is this? Could it be that Qin Shi Huang was not public? Definitely. We have to think that he may have been used to this kind of hard work in front of many people in the palace, and this may be a piece of cake for him.

There may also be such a reason, you look at him, that thing is already stuck high like a flagpole. It can be thought that he is assuring his mother-in-law that he is the best in the world in this regard.

"Are you watching?" This is Lida asking, "Is there no syphilis?" "I can vouch for syphilis." Hua Tuo said on the wall.

"Nope!" Qin Shi Huang also admitted that there was no syphilis on Helen B, of course he would say no, and even if there were, he would say no, because at this time he was captured by Helen's beauty, because at this time he was not just looking at Helen's face, but also her figure, and the most important function.

Qin Shi Huang was satisfied, but Zeus, the king of heaven, muttered in his heart, thinking that I don't want to see Xi Shi's B first? (To be continued.) )