Yang Chuan saw Ye Xiaoyou, who suddenly rushed over to hug his thigh, and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?" ”

"Huh!" Ye Xiaoyou raised his head and smiled: "Big brother, my name is Ye Xiaoyou." ”

Yang Chuan looked at Ye Xiaoyou, who had a woman's face, shook his head and said, "I don't know you." ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't know me, please teach me a few tricks to pick up girls!" Ye Xiaoyou said cheekily.

"Cut~!" Yang Chuan raised his head and said disdainfully: "My pickle girl trick is the result of more than ten years of experience, how can I teach you so easily?" Tell you, you'd better hurry up! Brother doesn't have time to mess around with you. ”

Ye Xiaoyou gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't teach me, I'll put snot on your pants." ”

Seeing that Ye Xiaoyou really wanted to get snot on his pants, Yang Chuan suddenly felt nauseous. There is no way to meet this kind of person who is even more shameless than himself, and he can only bow to the wind.

In the end, Yang Chuan sighed and said helplessly: "Okay! As long as you get up first, I'll teach you a trick to pick up girls. ”

"Really? That's great! ”

Upon hearing this, Ye Xiaoyou stood up happily, and he asked with anticipation: "May I ask what tricks you want to teach me?" ”

Yang Chuan rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe! It's okay if you want me to teach you the tricks of picking up girls, unless you have to worship me as a teacher first. ”

"This.".

The novel asks Ye Xiaodemon to worship Yang Chuan as a teacher, and this requirement is really difficult for him to do.

Seeing Ye Xiaoyou's embarrassed expression, Yang Chuan pursed his lips and said, "If you don't want to worship, then I won't teach you the trick of picking up girls, okay, I don't have time to go home and sleep now." ”

With that, he turned around and wanted to leave.

Seeing that Yang Chuan was leaving, Ye Xiaoyou, whose expression was extremely entangled, suddenly gritted his teeth and knelt down and shouted loudly.

"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"

Yang Chuan saw that Ye Xiaoyou really worshiped himself as a teacher, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "Good boy, hurry up!" ”

Ye Xiaoyou stood up and was very depressed, he didn't expect that he would suddenly worship a master for some reason, but when he thought of being able to learn the so-called pickle girl trick, he couldn't help but quickly ask: "May I ask Master, what trick do you want to teach me?" ”

Yang Chuan glanced at Ye Xiaoyou, patted him on the shoulder and said, "As long as you wear a woman's clothes, you are guaranteed to be boundless." ”

"Uh, put on a woman's garment?" Ye Xiaoyou scratched his head and said blankly: "Then if that's the case, won't I become a pseudo-mother?" ”

Yang Chuan nodded and said, "That's right!" As long as you become a pseudo-mother, many girls must be willing to be best friends with you. ”

Hearing this, Ye Xiaoyou shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu is a pure man, how can he wear women's clothes?" ”

Yang Chuan stared at him with dead eyes and asked, "Are you sure you are a man?" ”

"Nonsense, of course I'm a man." Ye Xiaoyou puffed up his chest and said confidently.

Yang Chuan asked again: "You have to think clearly, are you a man or not?" ”

Being asked by Yang Chuan like this, Ye Xiaoyou suddenly felt a little unconfident and said, "Am I really not a man?" ”

Ye Xiaoyou has always been very suspicious of his gender, although he has a male body but a female face, both his parents and classmates have regarded him as a girl since he was a child, which makes him very depressed.

Yang Chuan saw Ye Xiaoyou's suspicious appearance, and immediately laughed secretly in his heart.

"Silly boy play with me, Lao Tzu will fool you in minutes."

"Little demon, don't listen to his nonsense, he lied to you!"

Lan Bingyun, who finally couldn't stand it, walked out of the corner and said coldly.

Ye Xiaoyou turned his head to look at Lan Bingyun and asked, "Sister Bingyun, am I a man?" ”

Lan Bingyun pale his face, and said angrily: "Are you a man who doesn't know how to watch it yourself!" ”

"Huh?" Ye Xiaoyou patted his head and said, "That's right, why didn't I think of it." ”

With that, he quickly took off his pants.

Looking at the little ** who still had tender hair, Ye Xiaoyou said happily: "Yay! I have a little **, I'm a man! ”

couldn't stand such an idiot Ye Xiaoyou, Lan Bingyun kicked it hard.

"Get out~!"

In an instant, Ye Xiaoyou was kicked by Lan Bingyun.

Liu Hanchao, who was standing on the side, saw this scene and couldn't help but sneer: "Small, such a small ** dares to show off." ”

Yang Chuan saw Lan Bingyun who suddenly appeared, and asked with curiosity on his face: "Big Blue Star, why did you come here?" ”

Lan Bingyun replied with a cold face: "Isn't it okay for me to come here?" ”

Seeing Lan Bingyun, who looked cold, Yang Chuan said helplessly: "Yes!" ”

"Holy! Aren't you a blue ice rhyme? Suddenly, Liu Hanchao stared at Lan Bingyun and shouted.

Lan Bingyun saw that someone recognized him, shook his hair and smiled: "I was discovered by you, I am Lan Bingyun." ”

Hearing the affirmative answer, Liu Hanchao suddenly rushed forward excitedly and said nervously: "Lan Bingyun, do you know? I've always loved listening to your songs, and I hope you can sign them for me. With that, he took out a pen.

Yang Chuan saw Liu Hanchao's appearance of a brain-dead star chasing fan, and said with a dark face: "Fatty, can you not be so embarrassed?" ”

Liu Hanchao turned his head and glanced at him and said, "Brother Chuan, do you know how popular Lan Bingyun is?" ”

Lan Bingyun took the pen and signed his name on Liu Hanchao's clothes, and then glanced at Yang Chuan defiantly.

For Lan Bingyun's provocative eyes, Yang Chuan directly ignored it.

Liu Hanchao, who got the autograph, laughed excitedly: "Haha~!" I finally got an autograph from my idol, and when I go back, I will take off this dress and treasure it so that it will be passed down from generation to generation as a family heirloom. ”

Yang Chuan stepped forward and knocked him on the head and scolded: "What kind of heirloom is a torn dress?" I'll pull a piece of for you another day, and you can take it home as an heirloom! Tell your children and grandchildren that this is the that Ben Nephilim pulled. ”

Liu Hanchao said with black lines on his head: "Brother Chuan, if you are not disgusting, we are still good friends." ”

Ignoring Liu Hanchao, Yang Chuan stared at Lan Bingyun and asked, "What is the matter with you coming here?" ”

Lan Bingyun replied with a smile: "Didn't I tell you?" I was idle and bored at night, and I heard that there was a theatrical evening here, so I came to take a look, but I didn't expect to see you in the limelight and win any first prize. ”

Upon hearing this, Liu Han was shocked and said, "Brother Chuan, you have won the award." ”

Yang Chuan posed and said with a smile: "That's natural, you don't look at your brother's level." ”

When Liu Hanchao heard the answer, he instantly exclaimed with a distressed expression: "Ah! This first place should be mine, how could my "Song of a Good Man" be so explosive and lose to you in the end? There must be something shady in this, and you must be under the unspoken rules. ”

Facing such a shameless Liu Hanchao, Yang Chuan was completely speechless.

At this time, Ye Xiaoyou, who had been kicked, walked back and said with disdain: "I said dead fatty, can you not be so narcissistic?" Just your voice "Song of a Good Man" Lao Tzu almost didn't vomit on the spot after listening to it, please don't sing anymore in the future. ”

Seeing that he was despised, Liu Hanchao was immediately furious.

"You dare to despise me, Lao Tzu will beat you to death."

"Fuck, your grandfather, I'm still afraid of you?"

In an instant, Liu Hanchao and Ye Xiaoyou scuffled together.

Yang Chuan was completely stunned when he saw this, what was this, why did it start all at once?

Lan Bingyun asked with curiosity on her face: "Yang Chuan, is the song "Gardenia Blossom" just now really your original song?" ”

Yang Chuan replied: "That's natural, have you heard this song from somewhere else?" ”

Lan Bingyun shook her head and said, "No! I can't believe that you can create three such beautiful songs "Angel Wings", "Jiangnan", and "Gardenia Blossom", it seems that you will definitely be able to become popular in the entertainment industry in the future. ”

A disdainful smile appeared at the corner of Yang Chuan's mouth, and he secretly said in his heart: "Brother's stomach has a divine comedy, just sing one or two songs, you have to scare me on the spot, just three songs are a hair!" ”

"Okay, I'll leave first."

Seeing that it was almost ten o'clock, Yang Chuan turned around and wanted to leave.

Seeing that Yang Chuan was leaving, Lan Bingyun bit her lip and suddenly took a deep breath and shouted, "Helper~!" ”

Hearing the word "helper", Yang Chuan instinctively turned his head.

Lan Bingyun saw Yang Chuan turn around, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but show a happy smile.

The evening breeze blew, and suddenly the stars in the entire night sky instantly became extremely bright.