182 Bao Zheng claims to be a seed man in space

Hera was thrown by Athena so much that her waist hurt, and now she is lying in bed and wants to die, thinking: Isn't this a ghost? Invite the ghost to hurt the disease, and if you don't invite this Athena's cicada B to come, you may still be helpless, but if you ask for it, it will become a piece of fat meat into her Athena's mouth with her own hands.

Hera didn't say how sad she was at this time, the rebellion with the gods, how much she lost her authority, if this was exposed, what would be the signal to the gods? Thinking of a lot of Hera, this cicada B was so angry that she cried, and it was a trivial matter that she didn't eat fresh fruits, because Hera was dispensable in this regard, just like a girl's gelding master, and she didn't know where these two eggs were hidden?

Zeus, the king of heaven, was still a little sneaky when he got up, and he was afraid that he would alarm Hera and provoke her to go, so as not to make a fuss and muddy the waters.

In fact, Hera was still afraid that he would come, and he would be dumped if he stole people, so he just thought of sleeping in bed for a day or two, hoping that the king of heaven would not have anything to find her, and now seeing that the king of heaven did not wake her up, his heart was much more relaxed, just like when he was a child, he had trouble outside, and he had been home for a long time and had not heard anyone coming to the door outside, and his heart was gradually relaxed.

This is a criminal mentality. When did she, Hera, ever fear Zeus, the king of heaven? In terms of parental authority, she is the sister and wife of the king, and she is the queen of heaven in terms of social relations, and she is not afraid of words.

However, whether it is between husband and wife or between friends, as long as they are ashamed in their hearts, they will naturally become ghosts in front of them: talking is like a ghost pinching their necks; Walking is like someone pressing their head, not daring to raise their head, not daring to speak so loudly, showing a kind of fear everywhere. This is known as criminal psychology.

"Get the carriage out." Zeus, the king of heaven, shouted to his men to prepare to go.

Bao Zheng heard the Lord of Heaven shouting before leaving, so he quickly slipped into the room through the back door to wake up Zhanzhao, he was afraid that he would remember that he hadn't brought Zhanzhao with him until he was halfway through, because this was the first messenger, so don't make a yellow. Just like the current engineering team, the first time to go abroad to contract a project, don't you read the wrong drawings and do the wrong work?

"Zhan Guard. Zhanzhao, wake up soon, don't (reach) the car. Bao Zheng said.

"Oh, sir." Zhanzhao did take a nap. Restore the spirit to its original normal state.

"Get dressed neatly before coming out, don't wait for idiots to run with your pants up, don't look like you've just gotten up......," Bao Zheng said.

A total of three troikas went out, and Bao Zheng and Tianwang sat in one together. Zhan Zhao and Cupid shared a car. Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great shared a car.

In other words, they are all the right-hand men of Zeus, but there is also a difference between light and heavy.

"Bao Zheng. I heard that you are a well-known Qing official in the Eastern Empire, and you dare to have the courage to kill Chen Shimei first, where did your courage and cleverness come from? The Heavenly King sat beside Bao Zheng, and while looking around the celestial bodies, he talked to Bao Zheng about some of Bao Zheng's deeds in the Eastern Empire.

"Lord Tianwang wants to know where my Bao Zheng's cleverness comes from? If the Heavenly King doesn't ask, looking at the clear sky of this celestial body, I still want to brag a few words about the origin of my intelligence.

My parents were astronauts, oh no, not at first. Our Eastern Empire often has satellites in the sky, to the Bull Star and the Tiger Star. I also often take some seeds for a spin. When they come back, the yield of this seed in the ground is much higher than that of ordinary seed seeds.

This discovery made my father feel that something was wrong, so my father went to find a beautiful girl to consult, and asked her if she would like to take her on a spaceship, with the purpose of going to an outer space planet to get married.

(Don't die of flesh, just go to heaven to mate.) ）

When my mother heard this, she thought that it might be like a seed, and the yield would be higher. If a person goes to the top to give birth, the child will definitely be smarter than the ordinary race on the earth.

My mother didn't want to do that kind of stupid thing with my father, because my mother was so beautiful and she had a double Ph.D. degree. I guess I came because of my mother's beauty, my mother thought to herself.

However, other girls don't believe in this stubble. Even if there are people who are willing to go with my father, and my father is unwilling, under the pretext that it can't be done like this, in fact, it is not eye-catching. I had to go to my mother.

In the end, my mother gritted her teeth: for the sake of human evolution, even if it was a rogue at night......

My parents endured all the way to Tiger on the spaceship, and then they found a good meadow on Tiger Star, and my father and mother started their stupid things, and when they came back, ......they gave birth to me," Bao Zheng said.

"Holy shit, no wonder you're so smart. It turns out that your parents got married on an alien planet in space...... "Zeus, the king of heaven, didn't even know who he was.

"Qin Xianglian and Chen Shimei were originally husband and wife. Chen Shimei went to Beijing to take the exam, won the top prize, the emperor saw that he was handsome and outstanding, and wanted to marry his daughter to him, so he asked him if he had married a wife, but he deceived Song Gaozong that he had not yet married a wife, and Song Gaozong recruited him as a concubine.

Chen Shimei was not happy and threw his wife and father at home. Many years later, his father died, and his wife Qin Xianglian rushed to the capital with her children and learned that Chen Shimei had married another wife. After meeting Chen Shimei, Chen turned his face and did not recognize anyone. Qin Xianglian took it to court...... This case is very hot.

No high-ranking official dared to accept this case, and later some people thought of the outer space seed man. I was still nursing in my mother's arms, so I put it on hold for a while until I was 16 years old......," Bao said.

"Dog yesterday, the emperor's daughter-in-law broke the law, and you dared to behead it, she was really bold and smart. Aren't you afraid that the emperor will kill you too? The King said.

"Our emperor also believes in science, saying that I am the seed of outer space, and it is providence to cut off the concubine. In fact, how do they know, I am just generally smart, but I really have to pretend to be much smarter than the underground seed people, maybe this is the heavenly machine, and I implore the Heavenly King not to leak it......" Bao Zheng said.

"When I'm done with the things in hand, I'll go to the Eastern Empire with you to play, and by the way, I'll take a few more beautiful sisters, and I'll go to outer space with them to get married, and give birth to a lot of smart people like you!?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

Bao Zheng heard Zeus, the king of heaven, say that he was going to go to outer space to mate with his beautiful sister, and then give birth to a lot of himself. At first, Bao Zheng wanted to get angry when he heard it, but then he felt ridiculous when he thought about it, because outer space is not something that a certain person can go to if he wants to, especially in outer space, ordinary people don't wait for half of the time to die. That is to say, ordinary men and ordinary women, on the way to space, they can't help but do stupid things first, and they don't wait until they really reach the real Tiger Star in outer space, find a good piece of grass to do stupid things, and the cubs born after they come back are still stupid, because you didn't reach the real Tiger Star, can this deceive the ghost?

With the famous womanizer Zeus, the king of heaven, taking his beautiful sister to the Tiger Star, can he have such strong patience? Definitely. I'm afraid that before the spaceship flies to an altitude of 1,000 meters, it will finish all the stupid things, and when it really arrives on the Tiger Star Earth in outer space, I'm afraid that even the bone marrow of the Heavenly King Zeus will be sucked dry by his sisters, can he still use his head as a seed? Definitely.

"If there are so many that all of them become alien races, then all of them will become unintelligent, and scarcity is precious, isn't it a truth?" Bao Zhengqiang concealed his smile, claiming that he was scarce and expensive.

"Are you afraid that many people will be smart, and there will still be many of them who will become unsmart again?" The King of Heaven said.

"If you turn all the stones of the mountains of the world into diamonds, and all the land into gold, what diamond is worth? Definitely. Is gold still valuable? Definitely. Not only is it worthless, but it is also a scourge,...... Bao Zheng said.

"How is it a scourge?" Zeus, the king of heaven, was really tilting his head and thinking.

"Can diamonds be eaten? Can gold be eaten for dinner? Master Bao Zhengbao asked.

"You are a fallacy, and I did not tell you to eat diamonds and gold." The King of Heaven said.

"The problem is not that you didn't tell us to eat diamonds and gold, but that the earth is so full of diamonds and gold that there is no place to grow crops, so why not eat only diamonds and gold?" Bao Zheng said.

"When are your mom and dad going to space?" The King asked.

"Still a chance? It's not the turn of the eight-backed son to be reincarnated. What fun did you think of again, this time you didn't want to take your sister, did you? Bao Zheng couldn't help laughing.

"I was inspired by what you said, that we can really go to outer space and find a special Earth with gold and diamonds. You humans have really encountered ghosts, and they are desperately trying to build aircraft carriers on the sea, can you find ghosts on this sea? It would be nice to build more spaceships and go to outer space in search of diamonds and gold! "Zeus, the king of heaven, is also learning Bao Zheng's thoughts and thinking about things in this world.

"As you can imagine, the brightest star is made up of diamonds. You'd better not get it all down, because it's too much and it's worthless, and then our Mr. Fang will say that your thing has a radioactive ghost effect, and you'll stink again," Bao Zheng said. (Regarding the word Mr. Fang, many readers must know that our anti-counterfeiting fighters and anti-counterfeiting heroes!) ）

"Do you think I'm really so stupid, I'll take them out and sell them one by one, and when he finds out that there are radiation side effects, I'll all go abroad, can he still catch a bird?" Seeing that Bao Zheng said it as easily as a joke, the king of heaven followed suit.

"Have we gone too far? What is the goal? Bao Zheng suddenly remembered that this was a business trip, not just gossiping in the middle of the sky.

"I know that, wait until I take out the demon mirror and take a look." After Zeus, the king of heaven, began to take out the demon mirror that he had put in his pocket. (To be continued.) )