Looking at Long Diewu's complaining expression, Zhang He carefully organized his language, and then said with obvious lack of confidence, "That, aren't you the smartest?" That's why I came to discuss with you. ”

"Isn't Zhuge Xiyue also very smart?" Dragon Butterfly Dance was not moved at all, and still said with a sad look on her face.

Eh, it seems that it won't work if you don't have a killer feature? In the turn of his mind, Zhang He couldn't take care of the old glass dragon Aotian, and hugged Long Butterfly Dance fiercely, ready to give her a hot kiss first, divert the attention of this chick with fiery passion, and then find an opportunity to pretend to be dead and win sympathy.

But looking at the Dragon Butterfly Dance again, because of the existence of the ancestor Long Aotian, he became nervous in an instant, and his pretty face was hot, and he instinctively struggled.

Just waiting for you to resist, a sly smile quietly appeared on Zhang He's face, "Ah" Just as the Dragon Butterfly Dance was struggling, Zhang He immediately let out an exaggerated scream, and his face was also filled with painful expressions, and after a scream of "hiss", followed by the sound of gasping in pain.

This time, Long Butterfly Dance finally stopped embarrassing Zhang He, but asked with concern on his face, "Zhang He, are you okay?" ”

Eh, pretending to be dead is really more effective than sweet words, and Zhang He, who can't help but feel smug about his impatience, doesn't dare to show the slightest flaw, lest his identity as the best Oscar actor be recognized by the Dragon Butterfly Dance, who has an IQ of at least 16.

Zhang He gasped twice, and when the pain seemed to have weakened a lot, he said with indignation on his face, "It's okay, it's all a good thing done by that old pervert of the Eagle King, Nima, when my brother can abuse that old pervert, my brother must cut this old pervert worse than my brother." ”

As the so-called concern is chaos, smart as a dragon and butterfly dance, he didn't even notice that Zhang He was pretending, but said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

Okay, brother forgive you, Zhang He, who has fought with the Dragon Butterfly Dance so many times and finally won a victory, couldn't help but feel a little proud, "It's okay, don't forget, brother is a miracle doctor, if it weren't for the Eagle King's old pervert who wanted his brother to pretend to be miserable, with his brother's medical skills, he would have completely relieved his pain." Zhang He couldn't help but say triumphantly.

As the saying goes, if you say too much, you will lose, and the dragon butterfly dance, who had not noticed the abnormality, suddenly woke up, Zhang He is a guy who is afraid of both death and pain, with his character, how could he not give himself pain first? However, looking at the smug look on the corner of Zhang He's mouth, the intelligent Dragon Butterfly Dance did not pierce him.

Man, you can hit him once in a while, you can be smarter than him, but you must not suppress him all the time. Otherwise, after a long time, after he has completely lost his self-confidence, what awaits you is his departure.

Men are like children, they can be repaired occasionally, they need to be knocked and beaten occasionally, but they also need to be coaxed, so that men will fall into the tenderness that you have prepared for him, and they will not be able to stop you. I only know that blindly proving to men that they are excellent, or even better than men, will inevitably make men become adolescent rebellious teenagers.

Although the Dragon Butterfly Dance is a cultivator, she is also a strong business woman, plus the education she received since she was a child from the ancient feudal era in China, a large part of the content is about how to please men, so the Dragon Butterfly Dance is very clear, what kind of woman does a man with a horse-like personality like the most, and it is also very clear that men like Shenma and hate Shenma, Shenma is a man's favorite, and Shenma is a taboo for men.

Zhang He is indeed a good man, but he is always just a person, not a god.

If you are human, you have weaknesses; Yes, people will be flawed.

Let's take Zhang He as an example, the reason why he has the best relationship with Wang Jingyan, in addition to knowing each other for the longest time, is that Wang Jingyan has a cold temperament, never shows his excellence, and gives Zhang He all the limelight that should belong to a man, and he has just been silently by his side, willing to be a virtuous helper.

Although their family helped Zhang He a lot, the smart Wang Jingyan never mentioned his family's kindness to Zhang He, allowing Zhang He to keep his gratitude and kindness in his heart, and naturally transformed all this into love. Otherwise, once Wang Jingyan is like a tigress, mentioning his family's help to Zhang He at every turn, thanking him for his love, or borrowing his grace, it is estimated that it will not be long before Zhang He doubles or doubles the number to repay their family's kindness, Zhang He will definitely be snatched away by other women.

It can be said that a large part of the reason why Zhang He likes to be with Wang Jingyan is because Wang Jingyan gives him a real sense of tranquility and relaxation. Moreover, whether it is a man or a woman, they can't avoid preconceived ideas, so at this point, no one can replace Wang Jingyan, or it is difficult to replace Wang Jingyan.

As a latecomer, if you want to occupy a place in Zhang He's heart, you can't start from this aspect.

Men like freshness, they like different women to bring him different feelings, if everyone is the same, it will undoubtedly soon make Zhang He fall into aesthetic fatigue.

Long Butterfly Dance has no intention of competing with anyone for favor, but she can't accept that her status in Zhang He's heart is lower than anyone else. Coupled with the feudal education that Long Diewu received since childhood, she knew very well that she could not lose Zhang He no matter what. Because, in essence, she has always been a person in the cultivation realm.

The Xiuzhen realm is a special world that still continues the ancient tradition of thousands of years in China, in this world, women who still only recognize chaste martyrs, and still despise water-based poplars; The common rule of marriage in this world is still polygamy; There is still no divorce in this world, there is only a statement that women are divorced.

Moreover, once a woman is divorced, no matter how right you are and how much mistake your man makes, it will only be you and your family who will be ridiculed.

Therefore, since she is already Zhang He's woman, she is destined to marry a chicken and a dog for the rest of her life, and marry a monkey all over the mountain, unless one day, Zhang He is really tired of himself to the point that he has to take a break. Otherwise, in this life, he can only be born as his person, and death as his ghost, even so, it is inevitable to deal with the relationship with Zhang He and the relationship with Zhang He's other women.

How to make yourself like other women, occupy a good position in Zhang He's heart, and not compete with others for favor, this is an art, an art of interpersonal relationships.

Knowing it, and knowing why it is so, the Dragon Butterfly Dance handled this matter very skillfully. Among Zhang He's women, Wang Jingyan has a cold temperament and can give Zhang He peace and comfort; Gu Bayi takes a cute route, and it is also very distinctive; Ah Duo is always like leaving, which is also a major feature; Zhuge Xiyue's experience is somewhat sad, and the route she herself takes is also a characteristic route that others can't simulate, a little demonic, a little charming, sometimes cute, sometimes a little spicy, just like the compound mixture in the medicine, the ingredients are complex, but the effect is obvious.

Among Zhang He's women, everyone who has seen them has their own characteristics, and they all have characteristics that others can't copy, so the dragon butterfly dance is not ordinary. is a bit rude, smart with a little willfulness, from time to time to hit a handful of Zhang He, let him eat a little suffocation, but he has a good grasp of proportion.

Women can be smarter than men, women can be better than men in some aspects, but one thing is undeniable, as long as a man is a man, he will have a bit of a habit of dying to save face.

Men want face. Therefore, you can hit him once in a while, tease him occasionally, but never try to suppress him all the time, try to be strong to make him behave and obey.

Unless this man is a soft egg who is determined to eat soft rice, otherwise, after a long time, there will be resistance where there is oppression. In the end, you will only succeed in turning the other party into a willful teenager in the rebellious period of youth, knowing that you are for his good, but you will still resist to the death.

To some extent, a man is a child himself, and you can teach lessons occasionally, but more often, he still needs love and pampering, so that he will be close to you and close to you. Therefore, after a bit of appropriate brutality, Long Butterfly Dance immediately shifted the topic to the topic, as if resentful, and after glancing at Zhang He as if he was jealous, Long Butterfly Dance said with a serious face, "Yes, the Eagle King has been here, and the Huaxia government is indeed ready to show its posture to the Holy Land of the Five Elements Mountain and the island country, and the Huaxia government is ready to show its sword." ”

Eh, such a big matter, you didn't even discuss it with my brother, the prince, are you despising my brother's IQ? Or do you look down on my brother's acting skills, lest my brother know the truth and give you a goof? But the problem is, although my brother's IQ is not enough to set up intrigues, he can still understand what you humans mean, right? As for my brother's acting skills, do you need to worry? It's definitely no problem to win an Oscar.

Of course, thinking about it, Zhang He also knows very well that if he really knows the truth, he must be a bad performer, because he has never gone to Beiying for further study, nor has he gone to the Central Art Theater for further study, and the reason why he can perform so well is indeed because he doesn't know the truth, and he reveals his true feelings when he is very angry, rather than deliberately performing.

"Then you've all discussed some gods?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask weakly.

"Three things." Long Diewu glanced at Zhang He with a little charm, and then spoke again, "In my opinion, don't ask, as long as you can play Uncle Liu Huang well tomorrow." ”

Eh, is my brother really so muddy that he can't support the wall? Zhang He couldn't help but feel depressed, but Long Butterfly Dance smiled, laughing like spring flowers blooming, full of fragrance, "Okay, I won't tease you, this first thing, I have already done it, it is the counterattack plan that I personally directed and cooperated with the three departments of the National Security Bureau." ”

Brother just said, why did there be so many actors all of a sudden, and the so-called three national security departments also had the inaction that the official habit of ** summer was used to, and it appeared so timely, it turned out that it was all arranged by our family's butterfly dance wife, I have to say that the counterattack plan arranged by Long Butterfly Dance really made Zhang He very satisfied, "What about the second thing?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask with curiosity on his face