86_86322 The female corpse fell in love with me, and she was a little crazy and a little crazy in love. Not only was the perverted long kiss still absorbing my yang energy, making me feel that I couldn't breathe, so I could only hurriedly swing my hands to Chen Haisheng behind me for help.

But...... I didn't see any movement of Chen Haisheng until I lost consciousness, I only heard him laughing...... and the little fat man's ugly "......" excitement and schadenfreude, which is more than a confused person without a conscience.

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Time passed, I don't know how long it took, I got up on the ground groggy, only to feel weak in my hands and feet, as soon as I sat up, I saw Chen Haisheng sitting in front of me.

"Brother Sheng, that zombie ......" As soon as the words fell, before he finished asking, Chen Haisheng pointed behind me with his finger: "Well, there." ”

I suddenly turned my head slowly, and when I saw the figure sitting behind me, my scalp suddenly tingled, and I screamed miserably: "Ghost" was so frightened that I crawled behind Chen Haisheng.

"Don't make a fuss...... It's okay to hold me alone, but I'll be awkward if two people hold me. Chen Haisheng picked me up like a chicken cub and threw me back ruthlessly.

I didn't think about the meaning of the words, but I figured out another question, this zombie should not be lethal, otherwise Chen Haisheng would not be so firmly seated in Diaoyutai. When I looked back, I realized the meaning of Chen Haisheng's words.

This female corpse, as if she had been evil, lay on the ground in the same posture as me, and looked at me with empty eyes. It seems to be ...... by a ghost It's like I'm possessed. He does whatever I do, she stands up when I stand up, she moves whatever hand I move, I hit myself in the face, and she hits her face.

She ...... She. "I pointed to the female corpse for a long time, stammering and speechless.

"Well, I have very bad news for you. Just now I only paid attention to geography, but I forgot to look at the celestial image, when you posted the talisman when yin and yang were intertwined, the sky was lightning and thunder, and it happened that you kissed the mouth of the female corpse again"

"Big brother, it's time for you, can you talk to people?" My face was crying, my cheeks twitching slowly and rhythmically.

"You're out of breath, mouth to mouth. She will follow you for at least a week in the future, you eat she eats, you pee she pees, you sleep she sleeps. Congratulations, you've dug up a beautiful woman and returned. The corners of Chen Haisheng's mouth pursed, twitching strangely, and at first glance, he knew that he was holding back a smile.

If I hadn't been able to beat him, I wouldn't have hesitated to do it, and I wouldn't recognize the who beat him, it's too immoral, I just need to press his face and press it on the mouth of the female corpse.

…… Looking up at the sky speechlessly, I shed the first tears of my life, God, life is already so difficult, why should you make it worse.

"Boy, don't be so sad, she will only follow you at night, you are still free during the day, just endure it for a week, there is sunshine restraint during the day, your anger can't pull her." Chen Haisheng blinked, and said with a smile: "I really admire your luck, the thunder and lightning of yin and yang are only less than three seconds, and this opportunity was actually caught by you." ”

"It's better......" I subconsciously omitted the second half of Chen Haisheng's unconscionable words, and the mood at the moment was complicated and indescribable. For example, a man asks for 1.75 meters to marry a wife, and his voice is white and sweet. After being single for more than ten years, I found that I couldn't marry a daughter-in-law, so I would lower my requirements, and it was suitable for a woman. This is how I feel at the moment, I can't find a way to completely cut off the connection between each other, but I think about it with Ah Q's spirit, she will only follow me at night, and the time is still mine during the day, and the time limit is only one week, so my heart is much better...... This can be regarded as self-comfort, and it is fun in suffering.

"The head fungus has been dug up, when are you going to send it to the fool." After sitting for a while, I finally got my mood in the mood.

Chen Haisheng shook his head: "This head fungus is not for him. ”

"What, why don't you dig it up if you don't give it to him!" The mood that had just calmed down boiled again, what is Chen Haisheng doing, could it be that he wants to take away the fool's house? At this moment, I looked at him with some wariness in his eyes, and the more I looked at him, the more I felt that I was going to take away the next life in my previous life......

Chen Haisheng didn't answer me, but brushed the dirt on his body, stood up and stretched: "Let's go, it's dawn, go down the mountain first, we have to find a way to get some money." ”

Get Money...... Are you shorter than I am, and the questions came to my head one after another.

Buried with these questions and puzzles, I followed Chen Haisheng down the mountain, and after arriving in the town, we did not go back to Xiaoping's house, but ...... Straight to the park.

Chen Haisheng's way of making money is very simple, and the tools are also very easy to obtain, only need a rotten table and a bad chair, a piece of bamboo on the side of the road, a rag, a rag with bamboo, a gossip is drawn in the middle, and the book reads: "Pointing to the gentleman passing by, reminding the long-sleepy hero, horizontal criticism: I am a fortune teller" is simple and convenient, clear at a glance, things are available everywhere, and it is a necessary tool for cheating and cheating on the rivers and lakes.

"Brother Sheng, did you often set up stalls on the street in your previous life?" Holding the flag, I twitched slowly, the flag was unstable, I could only hold it, even if there was no mirror, I could imagine that I must be very funny at this moment, if there was a group of monkeys behind me, it would definitely gallop with the movement of my flag.

This is a somewhat derogatory description...... But that's the way it is, the eyes of the passers-by are bright, and I clearly see the miniature of monkeys in their eyes.

"It's not often, I had a fat brother in my previous life who liked to do such things, and I've been familiar with them for a long time. Of course, I don't like to lie, I can't say bad things, and it's easy to offend people, so this kind of work is not suitable for me. Chen Haisheng held a dog's tail grass in his mouth and said lazily,

I put down the flag and wondered: "Fortune telling is fortune telling, why do you want to say something bad." ”

"It's up to you to see if you're the real thing. But even if there is real material, the world is vulgar, and they all like to report good news and not bad news. Therefore, it gave some scammers in the Yi academic community an opportunity to take advantage of. In the Yi academic circle, there are even more "Yi Shi" who have worked hard and compiled a fortune calculation experience "Jianghu Yingyao Poem"

The first thing to do is to look at the meaning, and the first thing to say is to take the heart. First thousand (intimidation) and then long (compliment) is the magic method of soldiers. Light copying (side knocking) to sell (selling) is the secret sect of the rivers and lakes. Don't delay answering questions, don't be silent if you don't have a word.

When a person asks for divination sees him come in, he should guess his intention based on his clothes and the expression on his face, and he must pretend to be sincere before talking. The comer hugged the eight characters, first scared him, and then complimented, so that the spirit of the comer's spirit relaxed, and the guò side knocked on the side to understand the meaning, and broke the psychology one by one. If you say too much, you will lose, so you should not talk too much when the person who comes does not speak, and the delay in answering is suspicious, so you should prepare ambiguous coping words in advance......

Come attentively, the future will not be good, the rhetoric is arrogant, the recent road is definitely good, the old man asks the son-in-law, must be the ancient grandson, the young man asks the mother, lying in the gum. The widow asked to stay and rematch, and the old man often sighed, and was humiliated and unsettled. The young man said that he had a long life, and the old man praised him for his blessings, everyone was deeply blessed, and all the children and grandchildren were virtuous...... A thousand words are omitted in the entirety here

Attentive, nervous chasing after the diviner to ask long and short questions, must be in the confusion period to ask a good direction, the expression is arrogant, aggressive people, recently must have been good. The old man asked for children and grandchildren, and the children and grandchildren must be scarce, and the young man asked the old lady, and the old lady had more or less physical problems. The widow came to mention her dead husband in euphemism, saying that if she was going to stay, there must be a suitable person who wanted to remarry. If the diviner is a young man, he will say that he has a long life and good fortune, and you will praise his children and grandchildren, old man. Say more good things, in short, good words are repeated, everyone listens, and they are willing to pay for it.

This is the heroic decision of the rivers and lakes, some people's fortune-telling skills are not profound, but everyone says that he is accurate. Whether it is allowed or not is still undecided, but what he says must enter his heart and bones, and the roots of other people's ears will make countless foreign psychiatrists sigh to themselves that it is better because what you want to know has been set out, and the so-called diviner is just following what you want and developing towards the situation you want.

About Jianghu Yingyao, there are praises and disadvantages, this is also the experience summed up by the predecessors according to the exchange, proficient in Yingyao, does not mean that there is no ability, the key is where to use it, use it in benefits, will not offend people, and it is surrounded by sources. But if you don't learn and don't know how to use Yingyao's head to abduct, then there is no doubt that it is the so-called magic stick...... It is worth mentioning that although Jianghu Yingyao is regarded as a classic. But in fact, many modern sales techniques, Western language and sales, are based on the influence of this Jianghu Yingyao Chinese culture, which is not indispensable

"It is easy to learn and inherit through the ages, and in the end, there is only one heroic man left, I don't know if it's sad or lamentable." Chen Haisheng shook his head and made a gesture of throwing all his thoughts out of his head. Then he lay down on the chair, opened his hand and said, "I really haven't enjoyed such a good sunshine for a long time...... I'll sleep first, and then you'll look for me when someone comes. ”

The greedy breathing, and the attachment to this body, made me wonder again if he had any intention of returning this body to the fool. Or does he want to completely take this body for himself?

While holding his head and pondering, a puzzled voice came from next to his ear: "Young man, are you telling fortunes?" ”

When I came back to my senses, there was a middle-aged woman standing in front of the stall, wearing a red lady's hat, although her skin was not fair, but she could not see the appearance of labor, with a hint of melancholy between her eyebrows, staring at the fortune-telling flag in my hand, hesitating to come up and ask.

"Hey...... Wake up. I pushed Chen Haisheng awake with my hand, but I secretly thought to myself: "Look at you sighing like this, I want to see what method you use to tell fortunes ......."