Chapter 200: You don't need to look at the owner to fight a mad dog
The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the people sitting here are all medical bricks, although almost none of them are pure doctors, but they are not cunning politicians, they are all very tactful, but none of them are so smooth that they completely close the window and bury all their emotions deep in their hearts.
Zhang He saw schadenfreude in their eyes, the light of revenge, the color of mockery, and the disdain, Zhang He saw a lot, but in addition to the anxiety and worry in the eyes of very few people. Others, almost all of them are ill-intentioned sparks.
What made Zhang He especially puzzled was that the turtle who had even handed in the return report was actually present, and he had an expression that made people want to slap his face very much. "Why is this thing so thick-skinned?" Zhang He glanced at him and found the clue.
God says that human beards are born with a base length of one inch and two.
And why some people grow beards and some people don't grow beards, the reason is actually very simple, that is, because some people's skin is too thick, and the basic length of this inch and two inches is suffocated to death, so that the beard cannot penetrate such a thick skin.
It can be proved that women's faces are generally very thick-skinned, so women basically do not grow beards.
Zhang He discovers that his brain is a computer, at least when dealing with patients. The Yanhuang Medical Classic is broad and profound, covering medical skills, cultivation methods, anecdotes, ancient legends, etc., covering everything, just like a huge computer database.
At first, Zhang He thought about medical skills, so he didn't find the answer, but with the change of thinking, he found relevant records from anecdotes.
This feeling is like Baidu's search engine is not working, and it is as if the Sogou search engine has been changed.
There is such a record in the Miao Jiang anecdote of "Yanhuang Medical Classic": According to legend, a general went on an expedition to the Yunnan-Guizhou region, and was hungry because of loneliness, and hooked up with a Miao grass ghost woman on the way to the battle, but after the victory, the general who was proud of the spring breeze gave up in chaos and abandoned this grass ghost woman who was not outstanding in appearance, but was only temporarily used to vent.
The general returned to Beijing in triumph, and the grass ghost woman committed suicide in anger.
But on the seventh day after the general returned to Beijing, he suddenly had unbearable abdominal pain, and the emperor loved the general, and killed dozens of imperial doctors who could not cure the general's strange disease, and issued an imperial list, announcing to the world, inviting civil masters, but no one could cure the general's poison.
Twelve days later, the general died, and a black bug resembling a baby, but covered with a black carapace, eight inches long, emerged from his abdomen.
This is a Gu technique, called a negative heart Gu. In the record, the general's pulse is the pregnancy pulse.
In the "Yanhuang Medical Classic", this is recorded as a strange thing, which means that it has not been verified, but it coincides with a coincidence, and the record in the "Yanhuang Medical Classic" does not seem to be untargeted, just like the record of Qiang, although it is a strange thing, it is a real thing.
The treatment of Negative Heart Gu is not recorded in the Yanhuang Medical Scripture. Not only that, but the Negative Heart Gu is also different from the Golden Silkworm Gu, Snake Gu, Plant Gu and other Gu techniques that are known to the world, it has never appeared in people's sight.
Gu is a kind of flood beast that has been demonized by the world, and it is an element of many horror movies.
If it was really caused by the negative heart Gu, then under the detection of modern high-end medical equipment, the Gu worm of the negative heart Gu would definitely be found in his body, but how did this little miscellaneous piece of the Japanese country get this mysterious Gu worm? Of course, this is not the most important thing at the moment, the most important thing at the moment is to give these gloating people a dismissal, let them obediently shut up, and honestly obey their own commands in the follow-up work.
Zhang He decided to take a gamble, betting that the negative heart Gu in "Yanhuang Medical Scripture" was not a real anecdote, but an unsolved case that had not been verified, so it was listed among the anecdotes.
Zhang He's gaze swept over the faces of many doctors, and finally stopped on the face of the turtle with super thick skin, "I suspect that the patient has a parasitic infection. Although the word doubt was used in his words, Zhang He's tone was very firm.
Jang Hyuk originally wanted to tell the truth, but thinking about the Gu art that only existed in legends and was heavily demonized by horror movies, Jang Hyuk finally chose to use medical terms to describe the patient's condition.
Of course, that's exactly what happened, but it's not quite.
Gu is a parasite, but it is a parasite controlled by humans.
The reason why Zhang He didn't say it was a Gu technique was for two reasons. On the one hand, although Gu art is well known, it has always only existed in legends, and it is difficult for medical practitioners to believe it; Second, Gu magic has been demonized too much by horror movies and novels, and if it is not done well, it will cause unnecessary panic. Especially in addition to Xiangxi, the environment in which everyone is located is another recognized birthplace of Gu arts-Yunnan-Guishan District, where there are more Miao people.
Before Zhang He's words landed, the turtle that was staring at him jumped out impatiently, "Parasite? What parasite has such a rapid onset and such severe abdominal pain? The turtle asked the menacing BI.
With the power of the seven needles that pierced the bones, Zhang He still established a certain prestige to some extent, except for the turtle, no one spoke, which was obviously beyond Zhang He's expectations.
According to his idea, he originally wanted to knock to death most of the brick families who did not take curing diseases and saving people as their first priority, but were jealous of the virtuous and could do their jobs. Those who can stay will stay, and those who can't be left will go, so as not to get in the way of their follow-up decisions.
Although these people didn't jump, Zhang He still decided to choke them to death, and also held them down, so that they didn't dare to jump anymore and obediently obeyed their leaders.
After making up his mind, a smile appeared on Zhang He's face, "You think I'm misdiagnosed, right?" Zhang He pointed to the turtle's nose and asked disdainfully.
"Not bad." The turtle proudly replied, "There is no way there can be such a parasite." ”
"I'll bet on two, do you dare?" Zhang He didn't bother to talk to this idiot, but asked aggressively.
"Bet on what?" The turtle fought back with confidence.
"If it's not a parasitic infection, I'll obey your command." Zhang He paused, staring at the turtle's eyes for a full ten seconds before he slowly spoke, "If so, I'll slap you." ”
"You ......" Zhang He's words made the turtle run away, "Zhang He, what do you think you are?" What qualifications do you have to slap me, ah. Did you know that I am a Ph.D. from Johns Hopkins University, and my dad is Zhang Mingyuan, director of the Yenching Municipal Health Bureau. ”
It seems that my brother doesn't talk too much, right? How did this thing be stimulated like this, and even his father moved out?
Fight daddy? It's a pity, I really can't fight with you, but if you fight the boss or the mother-in-law, I will definitely win you. Zhang He's purpose is to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, and use this idiot to show off his might, but he didn't expect this idiot to be quite cooperative, and after a little stimulation, he jumped out like a mad dog.
Zhang He smiled and said disdainfully, "It turns out that it's not Li Gang, hey." Without waiting for the turtle to speak, Zhang He continued to stimulate, "It depends on the owner to fight the dog, but you don't need to look at the owner to fight the mad dog." ”
"You ......" The turtle angrily slapped the case, eager to rush up and fight Zhang He for 300 rounds, but was stopped by the two experts on the side.
"Don't you, me, me, say, bet or not? If you gamble, you have a chance to command me, and you have a chance to take revenge; If you don't gamble, you'll have to roll back to Yanjing with your tail between your legs. ”
"You ......" the turtle was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Looking at Yu Hui's posture of preparing to mediate, Zhang He quickly grabbed the topic, "You also handed over the callback, I advise you to gamble." Otherwise, you'll be a joke for the rest of your life. ”
"You ......" The turtle broke free of the brick family's hands, rushed to Zhang He's side like crazy, grabbed Zhang He's collar, and roared like a mad dog, "I will call you like a dog." ”
Is this a set? Zhang He didn't bother to care about the turtle's rude behavior, stared at his fire-breathing eyes, and asked lightly, "So, you agree to bet?" ”
"Not bad." The turtle's face was full of iron, but it said resolutely.
"Okay, then sit back and wait for the results of the examination."
Zhang He suddenly exerted his strength, broke the turtle's hands hard, and leaned on the back of the chair leisurely, no longer caring about the turtle that was stimulated into a mad dog.
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Although the turtle was very unwilling, he could only walk back to his seat unwillingly, and the conflict between the two exceeded everyone's expectations, and for a while, the atmosphere became extremely depressing, and the entire tent was silent.