Scumbag

"Such a small baby is crying and is either hungry or sleeping, you put your finger on her mouth, if she can't wait to open her mouth wide, then she is hungry, otherwise she is sleepy and wants to sleep, you see, she holds my finger and sucks it, she is hungry." The little baby really sucked it hard with his index finger, Ah Zi was dumbfounded, blinked, and said in surprise, "You, you even understand this?" ”

Xiao Ce smiled, "When I was abroad, I helped a buddy with a good relationship take care of the child for a few days. "When he was studying in the United States, a friend of his made a girlfriend, the woman insisted on giving birth to the child after an unexpected pregnancy, his friend did not want to be responsible for avoiding the woman, and then the child was born, the woman saw that no one could be found, and he ruthlessly threw the child who had just completed the moon to him, the so-called iron buddy, he contacted the friend everywhere, during which he hired a nanny to take care of the child, and learned a lot of experience in raising a baby, fortunately, it didn't take long for his friend's conscience to find out that he took the child, and now he thinks of the days when the chickens fly and the dogs jump. It's kind of nostalgic.

At this time, the baby sucked his fingers for a long time but did not suck out the milk, and suddenly opened his mouth and cried again.

Ah Zi had a headache, "What, why are you crying again?" ”

Xiao Ce looked at her funny, "I can't suck milk, I'm hungry, so I naturally cry, I forgot to ask you, what about the child's parents?" How do you get this three-legged cat with a child? ”

"You're only a three-legged cat!" Ah Zi said angrily, "I'm a disaster from the sky, I can also encounter this kind of thing if I go to the supermarket, this child's parents quarreled, so I threw the child into my arms and ran away, how can you say that there are such unreliable flying parents in this world?" "She couldn't laugh or cry.

Xiao Ce was also surprised, "So, you don't know this child's parents?" "It's a bit tricky.

Ah Zi glanced at him, and just wanted to speak, a woman in her forties next to her shouted, "I said how you are parents, the children are crying like this, and they don't know how to feed them, so they come here to chat!" ”

Both of them were stunned, turned their heads to look at the woman who spoke, speechless.

The woman looked at Ah Zi and said, "Your mother is too incompetent, the child is so hungry that she cries like this, and you still don't breastfeed?" Let your husband be hugged and coaxed by a big man! ”

Ah Zi's face was hot, her neck was red, she usually had sharp teeth, but her embarrassed voice at the moment was like a mosquito humming, "Auntie, that ...... You're mistaken, I'm not ......"

"It's nothing!" The enthusiastic woman gave her a 'I understand' look, "What's embarrassing, women have to go through this, there is a fitting room in front, you go inside to breastfeed the child!" ”

What's this, what is this called?

Ah Zi has an urge to fall! Turning his head and casually looking at Xiao Ce, he saw that he was pursing his perfect bowed thin lips, and he had a very painful expression on his face, and he couldn't help but be angry from his heart, "Xiao Ce, you still dare to laugh!" ”

"I said why are you so awkward, your husband is good, the child is crying like this, coaxing herself, why are you a mother, not considerate!" The enthusiastic aunt couldn't look at it, and when she saw Ah Zi still there, she sighed and took the child from Xiao Ce's arms, and then handed it to Ah Zi's arms, muttering in her mouth, "Go quickly, don't starve the child, I'm afraid that someone will go in, so let your husband guard the door." After speaking, he stared at Ah Zi's chest suspiciously, "Your arms are so small, it can't be that you don't have milk, right?" ”

Noodles? What is it?

Ah Zi followed the aunt's gaze and looked down, and suddenly blushed to the root of her ears, and raised her eyes to see someone who was laughing so much that she couldn't hold back her laughter, and the baby in her arms was crying breathlessly, and her little face was crying purple, so she was evil and pointed to someone and said, "Auntie, do you think my figure looks like I have given birth to a child?" This child is not mine, he was born to the third child who was outside **, no, the third child held the child and hit the door to force us to divorce, I quarreled with her, she threw the child to us ruthlessly, I know what she means, isn't it just to use the child to destroy my relationship with him, and then divorce to correct her? Auntie, what do you think I can do? ”

Hmph, Xiao Ce, you bastard didn't say anything when he saw that I was misunderstood, and he looked like he was laughing at the dead and not paying for his life, I was a tooth for a tooth, if you don't die, you will also thunder, you will be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and your skin and flesh are sizzling.

Xiao Ce looked blankly at Ah Zi, who was holding the baby and complaining about him, and couldn't react for a while.

As soon as the woman heard Ah Zi's words, her old face sank, she snorted, glared at Xiao Ce, and said in a weird way, "I said it!" It turned out to be a scumbag who raised fox spirits, no wonder! It's really a shameless thing to be satisfied, I have such a beautiful wife at home, and I have to go out to find Xiaosan, it's really shameful. After speaking, he took the baby from Ah Zi's arms and threw it on Xiao Ce, "Take your evil seed to find that little three!" ”

Xiao Ce hurriedly hugged the baby, and broke out in a cold sweat, if he shot slowly, the baby rolled to the ground, hugged the baby steadily, he was stunned and couldn't say a word, this aunt, it's really tough!

Now Ah Zi covered her face and smiled, her shoulders shrugged, the woman thought she was crying sadly, patted her shoulder, and comforted her with a good voice, "Girl, don't cry, it's not worth it for this kind of scumbag, listen to Auntie, dump him, Auntie will introduce you to a few promising young people with good family affairs and good character, this kind of scumbag should be kicked into the mud." ”

Ah Zi said with a 'moved' face, "Auntie, you're right, it's not worth crying for this kind of scumbag." ”

Seeing that her face was red with tears, the woman said kindly, "Poor child, this is my business card, come to me if you are in trouble." She took out a business card from her handbag and stuffed it into Ah Zi's hand, "Auntie has to go." ”

Ah Zi nodded gratefully, "Thank you, Auntie, goodbye." ”

It wasn't until the woman pushed the shopping cart away and the baby in Xiao Ce's arms fell asleep crying that Ah Zi covered her stomach and bent over with a smile, pointing to someone holding the child with a depressed face, and laughed, "Haha, scumbag......"

Hearing her laughter, Xiao Ce finally came back to his senses, grinding his teeth in anger, and was about to reprimand, the young couple ran over one after the other, and saw the baby in Xiao Ce's arms, both of them were relieved, "Baby ......" The woman's eyes were red, Xiao Ce immediately guessed that these two people were the initiators of this farce, so he handed the child to the two with a calm face, and said sharply, "As a parent, how can you be so irresponsible?" I met us today, and if you happen to run into a bad guy, have you thought about the consequences? ”

The two apologized repeatedly, both regretting it, and repeatedly promised that they would not make an example, and would do their best to complete the marriage and give the children a complete home, Xiao Ce let them leave satisfied.

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