(The last two days.) Something happened. I'm in good health. Mood mood. And the state of work has fallen into a very bad situation. Skipped tickets for two days. I'm not going to give any excuses or justifications.

Resume the update today. It's finally back. Well. Everyone, read the book.

If you still don't feel angry. Scold me again. I admit it. ）

Chapter 212 is earth-shattering. Weeping ghosts and gods

rì Buck coffee shop. On a couch near the counter. Champagne wears a waiter's apron. But he leaned lazily back on the sofa. Holding a copy of the latest issue of ELLE magazine in both hands. I look at it intently.

Behind the counter. 伢伢 stood there with a red face. In front of me is a thin laptop. She looked nervous. Some stiffness in the fingers. I don't seem to understand how to fiddle with such a new thing.

Stand beside her and act as her guide. It's actually ...... Fatso!

The fat man's face was excited. The smile on his face was nothing short of flattering. Helpless. Stand beside the goddess in your heart. I barely even know where to put my hand. It's just that I can't laugh or cry.

"This. Miss His. Well. That's not how computers work......" The fat man was frustrated: "You press Ctrl+C on the computer keyboard at home. Then pressing CTRL+V on the computer in the store is definitely not going to work...... Oh no, no. Even if it's the same article...... Ah no, no, no. No. It's not a computer, but it's advanced. No matter how expensive the computer is, it won't work......"

His face was a little depressed. glanced at the fat man: "Ah...... Am I stupid? ”

The fat man quickly puffed up his chest. Shaking his head vigorously and saying loudly, "Of course not!" Our Miss is the smartest girl in the world! Who dares to say you're stupid. I'm going to fight with him!! ”

Let's talk about it. The fat man looked at his face, which was as white as clotted fat, up close. I couldn't help but swallow and spat at the mouth. The fat on the face trembled. Said cautiously: "Miss Yanyan." I'll teach you how to use the office system. Good no good? ”

said. Subconsciously looked at the delicate little hand that he put on the counter. A thought suddenly came to my mind: if I use office. Teach Miss to use the mouse. Is there a chance that I can touch Miss Yan's little hand?

Come to think of it. The fat man's face suddenly turned red as if Guan Gong. The whole person is like being beaten with chicken blood. The god of jīng suddenly perked! But then he saw his innocent eyes looking at him. The soft voice was a little concerned: "Fat brother." What happened to you? Is it unwell? I don't think your face is very good. ”

The fat man's throat rattled. Look at her eyes as pure as snow. Suddenly, I felt a little ashamed of myself. I couldn't help but raise my hand and give myself two slaps. Secretly scolded in his heart: Bastard bastard! To Miss Ya Ya such a pure and noble goddess. How dare you have blasphemous thoughts! Shoot you! Shoot you!

He slapped himself three or four times in one go. Suddenly, the fat on both cheeks was swollen. He was stunned. couldn't help but say "ah": "You...... You ......"

"It's okay...... the fat man's eyes dodged: "There are mosquitoes." ”

Champagne reading a magazine on the sofa next to it. At this moment, he was already rolling on the sofa with laughter. smiled: "Don't be surprised. Fatty, he's sick again. ”

"Sick?" He frowned and thought about it. Stretch out your delicate palms. Gently touched the fat man's forehead. Then look into the fat man's eyes: "Are you sick?" ”

The fat man was so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole and get into it. looked at his beautiful face. A heart is pounding. Suddenly, he screamed "ah". Turned around and ran out from behind the counter. rushed all the way into the backcourt. He shouted, "Miss Yan." I'm sorry! It's all my fault!! ”

"Hahahahaha......"

Champagne laughed and fell. looked at the dazed Yan Yan. She just got up and walked over. Across the counter. Reaching out and gently pinching her small straight nose. Smiled and sighed: "Alas. Such a charming little beauty. No wonder men are obsessed with you. ”

He blushed. Sideways his head to avoid Champagne's hand. He said, "Sister Champagne." What do you say......"

Champagne looked at him. Giggled: "Look at you." It's so beautiful at such a young age. After another two or three years. Wait until your figure grows. Isn't it turning all beings upside down? Alas. That is, Chen Xiao's little bastard doesn't know how to cherish it. is willing to always leave a little beauty like you at home alone. He's so ruthless! Someone else. I'm afraid I can't wait to be tied to you every day. Hold it in your hand for fear of falling. I'm afraid I'll melt in my mouth. ”

He blushed. Don't dare to look champagne in the eyes. Squirmed: "Sister Champagne ......"

That's when it happened. There was a dissatisfied rebuke from the backfield: "Hey! Fatso. What kind of nerves are you! ”

Then I saw the cabbage running out with sweat on his forehead. There was a bit of annoyance on his face. Roll up your sleeves. His hands were still wet. After rushing out. Looking at Champagne and the man: "Who of you knows what's wrong with the fat man?" I was in a daze. One of the puddings I made after a long time was knocked over by him! I'm!! ”

Champagne supports the chin with both hands. Standing there smiling: "Our fat brother is sick." It seems to be a similar disease. ”

When she said fat brother. The tone of voice has learned enough of the simple and innocent tone of his speech. Let him blush when he heard it. But then this innocent little girl's face suddenly sank. Looking at the champagne with a straight face. He actually said with a rare solemn attitude: "Sister Champagne." I don't like this kind of banter! Chen Xiao is coming back soon. If he comes back. You're still making jokes. I'm really angry! ”

Champagne was stunned for a moment. And not annoyed. But suddenly he laughed a few times. He stretched out his hand and pinched his face again: "Yi? Our little Loli has opened up! ”

He blushed. I almost hung my head down the counter.

It was at this time. The door was pushed open. Xu Ershao staggered in. shouted loudly: "Cabbage." Cabbage! ”

The cabbage glared at him. Didn't say angrily: "What are you shouting!" ”

Xu Ershao had a helpless look on his face. Walked in. He nodded to the champagne on the counter and said hello. Walk directly in front of the cabbage. Giggled and said, "Something's wrong." Can you go back with me? ”

"Where are you going?" Cabbage frowned.

"Go back to my house." Xu Ershao coughed: "This ...... An elder came to his hometown. Be sure to meet you. ”

The cabbage blushed suddenly. Stamped his feet and said, "What are you talking about!" You. You. Your parents are here. See what I do! Don't go! ”

Xu Ershao smiled slightly. I got up. Laughing: "You're my girlfriend." I am now the only heir in my family. The elderly care. It's normal. ”

The cabbage snorted. Blushed. Annoyed: "Who's your girlfriend!" I never promised you! It's all you who pester me. ”

Xu Ershao grinned and said, "Okay, good." I don't force you. You're not my girlfriend. You're the girl I like. Okay, right? ”

"Phew! The more you talk about it, the less like it is! The cabbage said angrily: "Do you like it?" There are so many girls you like! You can just find one to accompany you back! ”

After speaking. Turn around and leave. was grabbed by Xu Ershao's wrist. The cabbage stomped his feet in anger. But I saw this nasty guy with a calm face. looked at himself and said slowly: "You are wrong." Cabbage. I'm the only one I like right now. I only like you in the future. No one else. ”

He said it lightly. It's not much of a sweet talk. But his eyes are extremely determined and solemn. Especially when it comes to talking. Even the eyes seem to be shining. This way. But it was a cabbage that Xu Ershao had never seen before.

"You prepare. I'll pick you up in the afternoon. Xu Ershao smiled lightly. I don't ask if the cabbage agrees or not. Winked at the cabbage. Turn around and go.

But the cabbage was already frozen. I was a little dazed for a while. Stunned there. Next to the champagne in the eyes. sighed: "Alas...... Look. Look! Another pure girl's heart was deceived by this kind of man! He said. He also turned his head to look at him. couldn't help but smile and said, "You are cute." You don't have to worry about these sweet-talking bad men. Your brother Chen Xiao will protect your land...... Ha ha! ”

Xu Ershao pretended to be cool. Strode to the door. before opening the door. Walked too quickly. I bumped into a figure walking in. As a result, Xu Ershao suddenly felt as if he had hit a wall. A force held itself back. Suddenly he fell heavily to the ground. He just put on a cool look. Immediately he was knocked to the ground. Annoyed in the heart. immediately scolded: "Damn! Which bastard doesn't have long eyes! ”

Keep your head up. But he was stunned.

The sun shines in from the outside. It is on this man's body. And he stood at the door. Under the sun. His face was shiny though. But the smile on his face was still so clear. Stretched out his hand to Xu Ershao: "Ershao." I am back. ”

"Little Five!"

Xu Ershao still had half a bit of anger on his face. grabbed Chen Xiao's hand and jumped up from the ground. Then the two hugged happily. Xu Ershao also hammered Chen Xiao. looked at Chen Xiao and scolded: "You ran out for a month!" Not a single phone call! It's so unconscionable! Say it. Where have you been hiding all this month! Say it! ”

It was at this time. The guy behind the counter had come to his senses. Suddenly, he ran from inside. I can't care about so many people around me. Just open your arms. crashed into Chen Xiao's arms.

Xu Ershao was stunned for a moment. Then he slowly took a few steps back with a smile on his face.

Chen Xiao was also a little surprised. In the impression. You're not so bold, are you?

But he hugged Chen Xiao tightly. Neither does he lift his head. It was buried in Chen Xiao's chest. The small body trembled slightly. The shoulders also shook and shook. When you look up. But there were already tears on his face.

"What's wrong?" Chen Xiao asked softly. I...... I'm so worried about you. He cried and cried: "I always had nightmares the other day. Dream of you encountering something dangerous......"

Chen Xiao looked at the concern in her eyes. I sighed in my heart. Reaching out his fingers, he gently flicked the tears from the corners of her eyes. I took out a tissue and wiped it off for her.

Chen Xiaodi's movements are very natural and smooth. She snuggled obediently in Chen Xiao's arms. Like an obedient cat. Raise your little face. Let Chen Xiao wipe his face. The two seemed to be accustomed to this kind of intimate action. It seems to be in perfect harmony.

Cabbage stands in the back. Originally, I saw Chen Xiao coming back. Her face moved, too. I couldn't help but move forward a little bit. It's a pity that it only moved two steps. saw that he had already rushed into Chen Xiao's arms. Seeing the two hugging each other. The cabbage suddenly felt a little bitter in his mouth. I couldn't help but have a little bit of gloom in my eyes. I suddenly felt a little discouraged in my heart. I couldn't help but sigh softly.

That's when it happened. Suddenly, a voice came from beside him: "Why is the beauty sighing?" ”

Lift your eyelids. I saw Xu Ershao, a guy with a hippie smile, standing beside him and looking at himself.

The cabbage glanced at him. Biting his lip. Didn't speak.

Xu Ershao's expression at this moment was gone, but there was no frivolity. Although still with a smile. But the eyes are clear. It seems to be very sincere. Suddenly, he quietly pinched the cabbage's wrist below. The two of them just stood side by side. Xu Ershao said softly: "Actually." I know what you've been thinking all along. Merely. You see it too. in the man's arms. There's already someone in that location. ”

There was a pause. He turned his head. He patted his chest lightly: "Wow." The spot is still vacant. I've always kept it for you. ”

Originally, the cabbage was held by him. Subconsciously, I want to break free. can listen to Xu Ershao's words. Look at each other's shining eyes. Suddenly, the thought of breaking free in my heart weakened a lot...... A heart is a mess. Involuntarily forgot about the struggle. Let Xu Ershao pull his wrist like this.

"Wow! Are all of these gifts a gift? ”

Watching Chen Xiao carry in a bunch of things like a small mountain from the outside. Everyone was smiling. The one who smiles brightest is champagne. patted Chen Xiao's shoulder hard: "You know each other!" ”

The gift of cabbage is a food box with several kinds of packaging jīng beauty. It is filled with a variety of delicious dishes such as dumplings that are unique to rìmoto.

Champagne gifts. Chen Xiao took out a large stack of product albums of major luxury brands...... Well? It's just a picture book?! Champagne Ground Face Sè was immediately angry! Fortunately, Chen Xiao delivered a Bulgari box in time. After taking it apart. Inside is a bracelet of jīng beauty. Champagne turned its anger into joy. I don't care if there are people next to me. He kissed Chen Xiao's face hard.

As for Xu Ershao......

When Chen Xiao took out a large pile of comic books that had been packed. Xu Ershao didn't speak yet. Champagne and cabbage and others next to him were already curious: "Yi? Caricature? ”

Xu Ershao laughed: "Sure enough, it's my brother." Know that I love these things. Well. Thanks! ”

But at this time. The cabbage was very curious and pulled out a book from below. On the cover is a girl with a hot body. Dressed in a maid's costume - look at the cover. It's a "Dance Favorite" that is really like a moon group!!

Xu Ershao next to him suddenly changed when he saw it. But I didn't have time to stop it. The cabbage has been opened casually: "Yi." The cover is beautiful...... Yes!! ”

I saw the page she turned casually. But I saw a human body full of white flowers. There is a movement of some kind of primitive XXO of humanity going on...... And. Men and women with white flowers on it. I don't know how many. It's a group P battle......

Cabbage's face suddenly turned red. Throw the book away. Take a sip: "Phew! It turned out to be this kind of thing! ”

said. glared at Xu Ershao: "It turns out that you have this kind of perverted hobby!" Hum!! ”

Fang was taken the opportunity by Xu Ershao to shake his hand. Only then did a gap loosen in my heart. It was immediately closed again. I couldn't help but think angrily: What the hell. I actually ...... just now Hum. A playboy is a playboy. It's not credible at all! I actually like this nasty thing! This is a picture of so many men and women together...... This bastard is to love this tune! What the hell was going on. I was so soft-hearted with this kind of bastard just now!

Poor Xu Ershao. A lot of effort. I just saw a glimmer of the sun. It touched the heart of the cabbage slightly. Immediately it was beaten back to the prototype. And there is also an additional title of "pervert" in the heart of the cabbage. I'm afraid that there will be no tears when I cry.

Seeing that Cabbage got up angrily and walked back to the backyard. Xu Ershao cried with a sad face. glanced at Chen Xiao resentfully.

Chen Xiao spread out his hand. smiled bitterly: "I...... Don't blame me for this. How did I know she would take it. Just get this one. ”

Xu Ershao has become more and more courageous recently. Wave your hand. Immediately put away the depression: "That's it." Keep up the good work in the future. Someday it will break her heart! ”

There was a pause. He coughed, "Just in time you're back." Come and eat at my house in the evening. ”

"Oh? Why? ”

"I'm ......" Xu Ershao's eyes showed a wry smile: "Our old lady is here." ”

Hear the words "old lady". Chen Xiao's face suddenly changed. He had a sarcastic expression. Swallowed foam: "Old lady? You mean......"

"It's the old man who is here! Alas. We still have a few old ladies at home. Isn't that just such a living treasure......"

I saw two young people with strange expressions. Champagne couldn't help but ask, "What did you say?" What is too on. ”

Xu Ershao sighed: "An old ancestor in our family......"

Speaking of this old lady. It's not the kind of rich old lady with a kind smile on her face in an ordinary rich family. Speaking of this old lady. It's really ...... Shocking. Weeping ghosts!!

The old lady's surname is Lin. Seventy is more than that. Eighty is not enough. It is Xu Ershao's old man's mother-in-law. The old man is usually no longer in the city. Instead, he stayed at his old home in the south. After his son became a tycoon and a rich man. But I don't like to come to a big city like N City. Instead, they still stay in their old home. It is said that the air in the big city is bad. I don't get used to it. Xu Ershao's father spent a sum of money to buy a piece of land on the outskirts of the small city in his hometown. I got a farm for the old people to live in.

But if you think that this old lady is the kind of ordinary old man who has nothing to do and likes to play with flowers and plants to pass the time. You couldn't be more wrong!!

How to say it. This old lady. It can be described as a "model of the new era". A "modern old man" who has progressed with the times!!

Unbelief? Good. Tell me about the great deeds of this old lady. It's enough to scare you to death!

You've seen a minute typing speed of more than one hundred and eighty. Hang QQ and chat with three people at the same time. Is the old lady who also plays mahjong on QQ games?

You've seen a head full of gray hair. But his fingers are flying. The speakers are on. Ju jīng stared at the little people dancing on the screen. An old lady who is skilled in playing "Audition"?

Five years ago. The old lady began to touch the Internet. Four years ago. Under the pseudonym "Hair Like Snow", she has become a famous Internet talent in a BBS...... Pity the little wolves on the Internet. But I don't know. This "hair like snow" is actually really ...... White hair like snow!!

Three years ago. The old lady began to get into online games. At the beginning, I played a famous Korean kimchi game. As a result, a certain guild was the first to advance. It's a very average mix. Later, the old lady watched coldly as the other female xìng players in the guild mixed up. A few days later. The old lady was cheerful. Less than a month later. The rank of the old lady cāo vertical has skyrocketed. She also became the first female xìng master in the guild.

At that time, even Xu Ershao was puzzled. In the end, by coincidence, I saw the content of the old lady's chat with the boss of the guild when she teamed up to fight monsters online. Although only a glimpse. But it scared Xu Ershao's liver and gall! !

The content is: "Hmm. I hate it. People just want a magic ring......"

Just this one sentence. Just be bold and bold Xu Ershao is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!!

Xu Ershao later asked the old lady: "How did you deceive those guys?" "These online gamers are more jīng than one by one! Some dinosaur females. Or a shemale man. I like to find some beautiful pictures to deceive others that it is my own photos. But it was quickly exposed.

But the old lady was unanimously recognized as a big beauty by the guild! How did the old man do such a shocking scam?

The old lady pouted with her already shriveled mouth and told the truth:

It turns out those rìzi. The old lady got a bunch of photos of the girl from Xu Ershao's computer—those photos. They were all a beautiful woman in Xu Ershao's school during that time. The photos are all the freshest**. It's not the kind of old picture that has been circulating on the Internet. Naturally, it's easier to believe!

What's worse is that. The old lady actually aimed at her little grandson's gallery. often run to get a few new pictures - during that time, Xu Ershao and that chick had a hot fight. Every few days, that chick will take a few new pictures and send them to Xu Ershao.

Xu Ershao is such a prodigal son. The bubble mm is naturally very outstanding in appearance and figure.

The old lady is so stiff. deceived those online players and otaku.

The worst thing is. A certain rì Xu Ershao took that mm home to play. The old lady also deliberately pretended not to understand computers. In the name of coaxing that M to help her fix the computer. Let that mm sit in front of his computer and fiddle with some software. In fact, at that time, the old lady was being entangled by the local people in the guild. For fear that the scam will be exposed. I found such an opportunity. The camera is turned on.

It can well be imagined. When the few otaku with green eyes on the other side of the computer saw that the video was indeed a first-class beauty. What a rush of blood at that time!

Pity. The picture soon cut off. But because of this. It is even more confirmed that the female player "Hair Like Snow" has become the title of the first beauty in the whole server!

Less than a month later. The number controlled by the old lady Cāo has already mastered the three strongest artifacts in the whole server. Just when the boss of a certain guild was excited to meet "Hair Like Snow" mm offline. The old lady had drifted away. The game has never been seen again......

From now on. Xu Ershao respects this old lady in his family like a god!!

Xu Ershao also asked the old lady why she didn't continue to play. The old urchin grinned, "You and that girl are broken." I won't be able to get any new photos in the future. But how can you continue to coax these little cubs? ”

And then later. I don't know how. The old lady fell in love with the Bubble Hall, a place where there were many girls and players. But this time. The old lady was transformed. changed to a male xìng's role sè and continued acting. also took a very popular ID at the time, "Dare to laugh at Yang Guo is not infatuated"!

This time, he hit Xu Ershao's body openly! forced Xu Er to take more photos. and then had a hot fight with many resentful girls in the bubble hall. Countless dinosaurs on the opposite side looked at the photos of Xu Er Shaodi sent by the old lady. It's even more chūn's heart rippling. I thought that there were really handsome guys on the Internet! Such a handsome character. But the old lady ran into it!!

The old lady didn't do anything. even ordered Xu Ershao to help her with two video chats. Since then, those Internet resentful women have decided that the one sitting opposite is a peerless beautiful man who looks like Pan An!

What's even more infuriating. In the end, after the gang of resentful girls became entangled. Got a party. Naturally, the old lady herself could not show her face. But he sent Xu Ershao out to attend the party.

Xu Ershao could only go under the majesty of the old man. As a result, after seeing those resentful women. I'm scared. Ran away on the spot.

After coming back, he only said one sentence: "It turns out that there are really no beauties on the Internet." Only dinosaurs! ”

Just from now on. The old man finally couldn't continue to mix in that circle of resentful women. After you get tired of playing. I finally made up my mind to quit the online game.

It's just that. She's not in the rivers and lakes. The rivers and lakes have her legends! In a game and a server. The name "hair is like snow". and bubble hall in a group. "Dare to laugh at Yang Guo is not infatuated". have become a legend......

When the old lady got tired of playing online games. But it turned its attention to the thriving online novel circle......

It is said that the old lady came to a large website such as rì that day. First, I wrote a few old-school Mandarin Duck and Butterfly brand things. It turned out that there were few readers.

The old man was not upset. After patiently reading several popular online novels. That's when Huo Ran was cheerful: it turned out. The protagonist must be invincible. Women have to be. The enemy must be mentally retarded...... My old man got it!

Subsequently, the old man created masterpieces such as "Evil X Law", "X Qi Awe-inspiring", "Dou X Continent" and so on. For a while, he dominated the Internet sāo. Just a year later. But he closed the pen again and withdrew.

Xu Ershao asked the old lady why.

The old man sighed: "Write these Rausch things." It has to be updated every day. I don't have that kind of jīng power......"

Such an old lady. but turned into a demon. Ignoring men and women on the Internet. Upside down beings......

You said. Such an old man. Isn't it jīng?

These great deeds of the old man. Chen Xiao knows everything. At this moment, I heard that the old lady had come to N City. couldn't help but change his face: "Taishang is an old man who is here." What's going on this time? ”

Xu Ershao smiled bitterly. The answer was spoken......

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