167 Mother and daughter both tempted the sun god to fall off the horse

"Helen, come, let Mom see, this scar still has a small slit, this is already a scar that will never go away, unless it is covered up with makeup, there is no way." Leda said

"Mom!" Helen heard her mother say that she might leave a scar, but it was her mother's tone with a bit of pessimism that made Helen feel sad.

"Helen, when we have breakfast, we'll go get some flowers, and I'll put on your makeup and cover up the scars on your brow bones, and you'll die of an ugly death." Leda said that because her mother is a beautiful woman, although others seem to her to be too old.

"Mom, get some saffron, I like safflowers." Helen said.

"It depends on where it is used, the red flowers on the face, it should also be divided into big red and small red, like red like blood, it has ghost use, but it is not good-looking, the whole face will be made like dead pork, which makes people look very dull and dull. Wait a minute, I'll give you a study while applying makeup, how to look good. Leda said.

Our mother Leda was wearing a shawl, and the whole body was these, and the tribes of the ancient Greek archipelago had not yet invented pants, so the girls grew up on the table, and when commenting on the beauty of a certain girl, they were all scored from all sides, and the broad-mindedness was the highest score.

Our mother Leda was so ambitious that she made Zeus hungry as soon as she debuted. ”

(A friend once chatted with me and said that a woman with small shoulders is a beauty, which is misleading.) In fact, women, like men, can only show beauty with broad shoulders, which is visually speaking. Secondly and in fact, the broad shoulders are also strong evidence and symbolic of the standard of the human body. This doesn't mean that the milk is big, that's a symbol of stupidity, that's bulk, that's counterfeit and shoddy products, is it a woman? Author: Your mother scolds you like. ）

Helen carries a small bamboo basket. There is no shawl on the body, and the whole body is a skinned frog, the society at that time was like this, if you have the ability, you will choose the best-looking and most beautiful girl to grab. Therefore, in that era, only heroes could have the right to mate (mate) with the opposite sex, just like the animal world. Of course, people themselves are animals, and in the words of others, they are higher animals.

"Mom, I saw it, there are flowers here. The red ,...... "Helen saw the slab, that is, the flower with a stalk, but the flower itself did not grow on the stem of the flower.

"Let's go farther away, the dew hasn't dried yet, and there are not many flowers here, and I'm looking for a black flower." Leda said.

There are meadows in front of and behind the houseyards, as well as streams and ponds, and the thatched jungles on the hills are very prosperous. It can be said to be a strange flower.

As Helen walked, a small bird suddenly flew under her feet, and with a scream, Helen shuddered and cried in fear: "Mother, mother! ”

At this time, Leda walked a little farther ahead, and when she heard Helen shouting, she quickly walked back and walked forward with Helen beside her.

"Don't be afraid, these are the little finch, because it's still night. Or maybe you just fell asleep, and you almost stepped on it, and although it wasn't stepped on, your footsteps shook the ground beneath it. It woke up from its sweet sleep suddenly, and it screamed because it was afraid of us. Leda said.

"Mom, do little finches have sweet dreams?" Helen said.

"Mom, what is a sweet dream? Is it so big or so small? Can you eat it? Helen said again.

Mom was almost blindsided by Helen's question, what is this used to answer, can you tell the truth? About the concept of sweet dreams. If it is accurate to say that it is, of course, it is that the mother and mother are happy in a dream, unless they go to fool the ghost, Lida thought to herself.

"The little finch is dreaming of marrying the little finches." This is Lida's so-called direct answer, can Helen understand this conceptualized concept, you are purely poor.

"Mother, it's been a long time since it dawned, why is it still night?" Helen asked.

"That's because the little finches are afraid of death, and they don't dare to fall asleep at the real night, and only hurry up to fall asleep for a while after dawn." Leda said.

"The little finch is so stupid, he doesn't fall asleep for a long night, and he doesn't fall asleep for a while until dawn, it's really not addictive." Helen said.

"It's not that the little finch is stupid, my darling, life is above all else, because in the long night, there are many things out to find the little finch to eat, and the little finch has to wake itself up in the long night in order to keep it from being eaten by anything else, and when it finds something near it, it gets up and flies away, and often screams in fright and flies into the sky." Mom said.

"Then why did you fall asleep again in the morning?" Helen asked.

"That's because in the morning the things that eat the little finches go home to sleep, because they are afraid that the things that eat them will come out again at dawn, and that's probably what I mean, and I can't say anything else." Mom said.

As they walked, they walked into the deeper mountain forest, and suddenly there was a screech of a relatively large bird diagonally opposite.

This time Leda is really creepy, but Helen is a deaf chicken who is not afraid of eagles, because Helen can't hear the reason for this.

"Let's go home, quick, don't fall." Leda said.

"What's that mom?"

"Be quiet, let's hurry home, or get back to the neighborhood of our house." Leda said.

As she walked, Lida took Helen's hand and stopped, Lida squatted down first, and Helen followed suit. Mother Lida was listening to the sound of something walking, the sound of a small branch, and if it was on her way back, it would be impossible to go.

Leda and Helen crouched under a small bush, and through the branches of the small bush, Leda saw a big cat, a tiger. The scream of the big bird was exactly what the tiger frightened.

Leda, what a person. Our mother Lida was smart, because of her accurate judgment, she allowed herself and Helen to stop and didn't move forward, otherwise she would be putting herself and Helen directly in the tiger's mouth.

What Lida thought was that the bird's scream was so loud that it was definitely not a small bird, and it was definitely not herself and Helen who scared it, because the bird's scream was flying towards her, so she could conclude that there must have been something in the place where the bird's scream flew, and it was not an ordinary thing, and it was certainly much closer to the bird than herself.

"Mom!" Helen saw the tiger after following her mother's gaze, and she felt a little scared in her heart, and leaned her body closer to her mother.

"Don't talk." Leda whispered to Helen.

Fortunately, the tiger did not pass by the road that Leda walked, otherwise it would smell Lida's shame, which of course does not refer to the shame of hooliganism, that is, it is a unique smell of people, and if the tiger passes by where people have walked, they may follow the smell of people to eat people.

Sometimes hunters take dogs into the mountains to hunt, usually dogs walk in front of people, and sometimes dogs will stand there motionless while walking.

Experienced hunters should consider whether the dog smells the tiger's breath, most likely because it smells the tiger's breath, and is so frightened that his legs can't take a step, and then he has to run back with the hunting dog on his back, because the tiger likes to go the same way.

"Helen, where are the flowers you saw first?" Returning to the place where she had first gone out, Leda remembered the flowers Helen had said she had seen.

"Mom, I forgot about it, I'm afraid that the tiger scared me silly." Helen, who saw that the prototype of wisdom had already appeared, forgot where the flowers she saw when she went out, and relied on the tiger to scare her stupid.

"Here, I saw it, it's a flower, it's what crickets like to eat, like peach blossoms, just use peach blossoms, and we have them at our doorstep. This is just for slapping the face, but also to find the eyebrows, there must be a black flower, the eyebrows, thickening the eyebrows, covering the scars on the corners of your eyes. Leda said.

"Do you have to cover it up, Mom?" Helen asked.

"Sure, you take care of it with a soak of urine, it's ugly to death." Leda said.

Helen has always liked to listen to her mother, and now that her mother wants her to pee on herself, she is really peeing. But the ground is grass, and I have eaten all the urine in one bite, so how can it be the turn of urine to look in the mirror?

Seeing that Helen was really squatting down to pee, the ghost thing was that not only did her mother not say that Helen was a stupid B, but she was also looking at it fixedly, it didn't matter if she looked at it, Lida saw that Helen was already a big girl, and the urine pillar was the size of a finger.

This is to be a mother, and when her daughter reaches this point, she is holding oil to survive, and she may splash it one day.

"Mom, the urine has run into the grassroots." Helen really wanted to see the scar on the corner of her eye, because she couldn't feel it when she touched it with her hand.

"Wild grapes. Helen, you are stupid, saying that peeing can look like a person is of a swearful nature. Leda said.

"Mom, wild grapes are black and can be used to make eyebrows ......"

"Maybe it's not dark enough, and the eyebrows drawn are ghostly. But we can dry it and then mix the water, and it might be dark enough. ”

The sun rose again in the east, and Lida opened the door, and her figure was like a fluttering fairy, because there was no male sex in the whole house, and even a few miles in the vicinity of the radius, let alone a man, so our mother Lida did not need to wear any ghost clothes.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Helen also came to the door, the mother and daughter were simply a pair of fairies, both standing naked at the door, naked fairy door god.

Because the sun god is a man, two skinned women are at the door of their own house, and they are so comfortable to be sunburned by the sun god. On this day the sun god sinned, and he forgot to exalt himself because of greed for beauty...... (To be continued.) )