Chapter 97: Shopping Spree
When Fang Xiaojie was found, this guy was courteous in front of Liu Xinyun. And Liu Xinyun looked unhappy, I don't know how this kid offended others.
"Applejack! You kid has offended people again, and his face is full of unhappiness. You don't like the new and hate the old! ”
"Brother Yun! Don't talk nonsense, I can't find how to offend her, ignore me. I'm worried that I can't do anything. Brother, help my brother. ”
Hearing Xiao Shaoyun's joke, Fang Xiaojie showed a sad face. As if he was really wronged, he almost threw himself into Xiao Shaoyun's arms and called for help.
"Let's talk about it! What's going on? I'll give you a reference, whoever doesn't criticize me harshly. ”
Xiao Shaoyun called the two of them to him with a smile, wanting to help them judge. Before he could finish speaking, Liu Xinyun glared at Fang Xiaojie and said with a resentful expression.
"Shaoyun, you give a judgment. Xiaojie, this kid, took advantage of my time to go to the bathroom, and hooked up with an ignorant girl, you say a fair word, should you teach him a lesson? ”
"Ahh
Xiao Shaoyun exclaimed, thinking. 'This kid is too bold, do such things, what else do you dare not dare Nima!' ’
Seeing Xiao Shaoyun looking at him with a puzzled look, Fang Xiaojie hurriedly avengerated.
"Xinyun, I told you, she was just my classmate when I was a child, how many times do you have to say it before you believe it!"
"Humph! Can elementary school classmates have such affection as you? It's almost in my arms for a loving hug, and I'm still a primary school classmate, so you can go to the ghost! ”
As soon as she heard Fang Xiaojie's explanation, Liu Xinyun became angry. I thought, can't you come up with some reliable explanation? For a moment, a cute, aggrieved look appeared on her face. is very good-looking, especially the last sentence of love, which is even more cute and kills the audience.
"Isn't she still my former girlfriend? She wants to hug, and I can't bear to refuse. Otherwise, it's hurtful, but I'm a kind guy. ”
"Fang Xiaojie - you - soul is faint!"
At this time, Fang Xiaojie's words completely angered Liu Xinyun, and he beat him violently, and after a violent beating, his mood improved.
"Alright! All right! Shaoyun is here to ask for a favor, Xinyun, you can spare him this time! If there is a next time, I will definitely bring him to you, and kill him to relieve hatred like this? ”
Under the mediation of Xiao Shaoyun, the two Xiaokou reconciled. Anyone can not give face, can the matchmaker not give face? What's more, Xiao Shaoyun is still a male matchmaker, commonly known as the strong existence of the matchmaker.
After a violent beating to relieve her anger, Liu Xinyun proposed to let Fang Xiaojie invite guests to dinner.
Fang Xiaojie was worried about his wallet because of the loss, so he reluctantly agreed. Said with a smile.
"Huh! As long as you're happy, it's okay to ask you to eat anything. Whether it's flying in the sky, running on the ground, or swimming in the water, as long as you open your mouth, I can get it for you. ”
Liu Xinyun was happy when she heard it, and seeing that he was so angry, she decided to deliberately fix him.
"Oh! Fly in the sky, bring me a rocket. ”
"This- can this be changed? This one is too heavy. ”
"Wherever you change to swim in the water, the aircraft carrier will bring me one."
“――――――。 Can you do something normal? Can you have something alive? Can you eat this thing? ”
"Since you can't get the above two, let's get me a dinosaur! I heard that this thing is always delicious. ”
At this moment, Xiaojie completely collapsed, and roared in his heart. 'Can't this thing be normal?' Oh God! Help me! It's good that people say it's good.
It is better to offend a gentleman than a villain. It is better to offend a villain than a woman. This is true. ’
Without waiting for him to finish complaining, Liu Xinyun looked at him with disdain and said loudly.
"Useless things, you can't get anything, and you dare to say that you deserve to be a well forever, both horizontal and vertical."
“――――――”
In the laughter of everyone, Fang Xiaojie was completely killed in seconds. With a happy chat, they came to a large hotel nearby and opened a more luxurious box.
After a pleasant meal, Yang Heya pulled Liu Xinyun to buy clothes. Xiao Shaoyun and Fang Xiaojie could only follow, while Qian Yufan, who was single, slipped away with a sneer.
When a woman buys something, it's called madness. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Shaoyun and Fang Xiaojie's hands were full of large bags and small bags.
Xiao Shaoyun looked at his brother and sister, smiled bitterly, and said in a low voice.
"Dude, should we find a reason for them to stop? Otherwise, if you go on like this endlessly, when will it be a head? ”
"Hmmm! Brother, I feel the same way, or you take the lead, and I will support you later? ”
Although Fang Xiaojie also felt the same way, he only said it nicely, and he had already sold Xiao Shaoyun in his heart.
When Xiao Shaoyun heard this, he didn't feel cheating. So I quickly ran forward and interrupted the 2 beauties who were shopping.
"I said 2 beauties, you see that we are tired of shopping, do you stop there? We can't hang anything on our bodies, Xiaojie, what do you say? ”
"Shaoyun, I don't think so, I think they should be happy, you are too stingy, it won't be reluctant to give up your money! Men should be a little more atmospheric. ”
'Holy! At this time, Xiao Shaoyun knew that he was yin by Fang Xiaojie. So he quickly kicked Fang Xiaojie's ass.
"You kid dare to yin me, see if I don't kick you to death, suddenly change the hexagram that I have discussed, you still let me live, stop me, see if I don't kill you."
Looking at the two people who were fighting, Yang Heya and Liu Xinyun smiled happily, and they didn't feel that it was enjoyable, so they cheered up for their boyfriends.
After a fight, a group of 4 of them walked to a dress shop. Thinking that there was another party to attend in the evening, they walked in.
After walking into the dress shop, Yang Heya found a very good-looking white evening dress, she snatched the dress and stuffed it to Xiao Shaoyun, asking him to hurry in and try it.
1 minute later, Xiao Shaoyun, who had changed into a white dress, walked out.
Seeing Xiao Shaoyun coming out, everyone opened their mouths in surprise, and the store waiter on the side exclaimed loudly. And the chatter of several waitresses was full of admiration.
"It's really suitable, so temperamental, so stylish!"
"Yes! Yes! It's exactly 2 people when I went in just now. ”
"So handsome, I like it so much, uncle accepted me!"
"Don't rob it, he's my sister's dish, close the door for me, I'm going to be strong."
Before the last waitress finished speaking, she was desperately pressed to the ground by the rest of the waitresses, laughing and fighting.