Yang Qiuxue was sitting in the barbecue stall she often came to on Tang Street at this time, with several plates of food in front of her, on the table, and beer on the ground that had been drunk and undrunk, which was simply scary.

I don't know if she drank it or if the previous group drank it.

But now she is almost lying on the table, her eyes are blurred, her face is ruddy, and she obviously looks like she has drunk too much.

One hand was holding incense, and the other hand reached out to pick up a skewer, and when he was about to put it to his mouth, it fell to the ground.

lowered his head and glanced at it, and muttered: "Ma Liang ignores me, Li Xiaoyan is angry and I don't say anything, even you have to bully me with a string, it's too much." ”

Raised his foot and stepped directly on the skewers, crushed it hard, and saw that the skewers were beyond recognition, so he moved his feet away with satisfaction.

On the table above Yang Qiuxue's two tables, her movements attracted the attention of three young people sitting with dyed golden, fiery red, and light blue hair.

The golden man turned around with the fiery man next to him and pouted, "See, that woman, she has drunk too much." ”

The fiery red man looked at the golden man's line of sight, saw Yang Qiuxue's appearance, tilted his head and glanced at his figure vaguely, and said, "It's too much to drink, but it's none of our business, right?" Maybe people drink alone? ”

"You are stupid, what Huang Mao means is that when he saw that the woman drank too much, and she looked so beautiful, she must want to go up and talk to her." The pale blue man gave a fiery red look.

Huang Mao smiled evilly: "Or Ah Lan understands me, how about it?" Do you have any ideas? ”

"I can't help it, just spend some money to find one to play, that's a little more reassuring. If you go up like this, the boss will definitely stop you. The fiery red man heard Huang Mao say this. Immediately persuade.

"What is this called, this is called a wife is not as good as a concubine. It's better to steal than to steal, and it's better to steal than to be strong, understand? Huang Mao said proudly.

"Look at your pride, do you really think you read a lot? It's better to steal than to be strong, and when you're strong, you're ready to eat a bus meal. The fiery man scoffed.

"Honghong, this is your fault, scruples about this, scruples about that, don't you see that woman is drinking? Maybe people want to have some fun in their hearts? "Ah Lan Dao.

"Don't call Lao Tzu Honghong. How many times has Lao Tzu said it, you don't feel disgusting, Lao Tzu still feels sick to your stomach! Honghong suddenly said angrily.

Huang Mao didn't pay attention to Honghong's words, but nodded directly: "That's it, Ah Lan is right, scruples or something, is it a man?" Is there something under the crotch? ”

"It has to be, or I'll show you? Or do you wash the chrysanthemums and wait for me? When Honghong heard this, she immediately raised her head. looked up at Huang Mao and said.

"Tut-tut, I didn't expect the two of you to be like this, why did I just find out? Is it very hidden? When will I get my certificate? Ah Lan immediately shook his head and quipped.

"Shut up. Damn, why are you there? Honghong turned her head and yelled directly at Alan.

"Yes. Honghong and I are buddies..."

Huang Mao's words hadn't yet spoken, and Honghong interrupted him with a direct roar. "Lao Tzu just said, don't call Lao Tzu Honghong. Why don't you listen? ”

Ah Lan spread his hands helplessly, "We said it well, don't call your name in the future, call people according to the color of your hair, whoever tells you to dye it red, who can blame it." ”

"Lao Tzu was born to like red, what's the matter with you? Honghong is a girl's nickname, okay? Are you ashamed to shout it in front of so many people? Honghong was extremely dissatisfied with this title.

"We're not ashamed, why should we be ashamed?" Alan was puzzled.

"Alright, alright, you'll talk about this matter yourself when you go back, OK? Now I'm asking for your opinion, whether you want to go or not, don't you regret it when that girl is gone, don't you want to taste the bud? Yellow fur interrupted the two of them impatiently.

Honghong was stunned, "How did you know that she hadn't been budded yet?" ”

"You stupid, do women drink alcohol nowadays? You see her sitting, her legs tightly together, the flush under her cheeks, can't you see? Huang Mao glanced at Honghong disdainfully and explained.

This is a set, Honghong looked at Huang Mao, and laughed: "It seems that Fusang has not watched less educational movies, I know this." ”

"Those educational films in Fusang Country, you really think it's educating people, that's a scourge, I watched that thing, it's okay to have a girlfriend, if you don't have a girlfriend, it's absolutely... Well... What do you say about Alan? Huang Mao said as he spoke, and actually asked about others.

Fortunately, Ah Lan knew what Huang Mao was going to say, and said with a smile: "The little masturbation is pleasant, the big masturbation hurts the body, and the strong masturbation is gone!" ”

"Yes." Huang Mao clapped his hands, "Got it?" It's such a thing, no, why are you diverting my thoughts again, whether you are going or not, damn it, wait for the next person to really leave. ”

"Wait, isn't it a small gamble, a big gamble hurts the body, and a big gamble goes bankrupt? How the words that come out of your mouths have completely changed their taste. Honghong immediately frowned.

"Ah Lan, let's go, let's go, don't pay attention to this idiot, it's a two hundred and five."

Huang Mao pulled Ah Lan as he spoke, and even glanced at Honghong with disdain in his eyes, and then walked towards Yang Qiuxue's position.

"Hey, what do you mean, do you know how to be polite, can you chat, can you still be friends?" Honghong shouted as she chased after her.

Huang Mao turned his head and sneered: "It's just talking to my sister, I don't want to go about it!" ”

"Damn, how can a man say no! A must! Honghong immediately shouted, and quickly caught up with them.

Yang Qiuxue picked up the wine bottle and shook it, and found that there was no wine at all, raised her head, and shouted, "Boss, two more bottles of beer." ”

"Okay, I'll bring it later!"

Huang Mao walked up to Yang Qiuxue and sighed twice, "Little sister, what's the point of drinking alone, why don't you drink with your brother?" ”

Yang Qiuxue turned her head and looked at each other with a confused look. smiled: "Who is the little sister?" The little thing that doesn't have any hair grows dares to call himself an elder brother. It's really not polite at all. ”

If it were normal times, Yang Qiuxue would really not be able to say such words. However, now she is in a bad mood, and she has drunk some wine.

Honghong and Ah Lan heard what Yang Qiuxue said, and they all glanced at Huang Mao's bottom, wanting to laugh but holding back.

Huang Mao felt two strange eyes staring at him, and suddenly shouted, "What do you see, don't you have it?" ”

After speaking, he smiled at Yang Qiuxue again: "Okay, okay, I'm the little brother." You're the eldest sister, okay? ”

Yang Qiuxue glanced at the yellow hair, and smiled, "Who is the eldest sister?" Well? Who is the eldest sister? Do I look old? You actually call me big sister? ”

Burst!

As soon as these words came out, Honghong and Ah Lan finally couldn't help laughing.

Huang Mao's face changed, and then he smiled again: "It's not that you said that I am younger than you, I just called you eldest sister, why did it become my fault again." ”

This's mouth is too powerful.

"What do I say? I want you to jump into the river, do you want to go? Yang Qiuxue cut and picked up the skewers. I ate it alone.

"Go, of course." Huang Mao immediately exclaimed: "I have always adhered to the satisfaction of the beauties' requirements with complete compliance, including special services." ”

Yang Qiuxue didn't seem to understand the meaning of Huang Mao's words. Smiled at it, "Am I a beauty?" ”

That smile just now was so sweet and beautiful. Of course, it would be great if you could kiss Fangze.

The yellow-haired chick nodded quickly as if pecking rice. "Of course, of course. Big sister, of course you are a beauty! ”

"I've said it all, don't call me big sister!" Yang Qiuxue was suddenly dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, then call Miss?" Huang Mao now has a feeling of crying and laughing.

"You are the young lady, your whole family is a young lady, why are you not polite at all?" Yang Qiuxue shouted.

Honghong and Ah Lan were already laughing at this time, isn't this the so-called self-deprecation? I really thought you had a great ability to pick up a conversation.

Didn't you expect it to be like that? Being played like this.

Huang Mao's face changed again and again, and he said hideously: "Little girl, don't you be ashamed of your face?" ”

Yang Qiuxue smiled fearlessly: "Don't be ashamed of your face? This face is not given by others, but it is earned by yourself, and people like you who have no face don't understand it at all. ”

Honghong squeezed her eyebrows and asked, "Huang Mao, why didn't I know you didn't have a face?" ”

"You don't have a face, you believe what the little said? Isn't this a face? Huang Mao patted his cheek and said angrily.

"That's not a face, it's just skin." Yang Qiuxue said again.

"Damn, I can't help it, Huangmao, you play slowly, I'll go to the side and laugh first." Ah Lan waved his hand, looking completely unbearable.

"And me, and me, I'll also go to the side and laugh first." After Honghong finished speaking, he walked towards Ah Lan.

Huang Mao stared at these two guys and walked not far away, he was angry, he didn't say anything if he didn't help, and he was still watching jokes on the sidelines, what a group of bad friends.

"Little girl, this is for your face, you don't want it, then don't blame my brother."

Huang Mao was dizzy, and he was angry and angry, and he stretched out his hand and grabbed Yang Qiuxue's arm.

Yang Qiuxue didn't hide, but shouted: "Police." ”

Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, hurriedly withdrew his hand, and turned his head to look in a panic, but there was no police at all, so he realized that he was played by this little girl.

When I looked back, I saw that the man was gone.

Suddenly, someone pointed at him in the back, and an unusually familiar voice came, "Are you looking for me?" ”

Huang Mao was overjoyed, and was just about to turn his head, but he felt a pain in the back of his head, and when he touched his hand, it was all blood.

Heartbreaking, he shouted, "Holy, Ah Lan! Red! Lao Tzu was beaten by this little girl. ”

Yang Qiuxue retreated two steps away casually, clapped her hands indifferently, and sneered: "With this ability, I still learn to talk to others, and I seem to be like a two." (To be continued......)