8 The Epic of Homer

In order to buy people's hearts and achieve a greater purpose, Agamenliu temporarily listened to the opinions of some small tribal island countries and decided to throw away the ** picked up on this so-called beach.

Under the light of the sun, Agamenliu knelt down in front of all the soldiers of the island nation and swore an oath: "Yesterday I went to various tribal island countries to do a pre-war mobilization meeting, but what I didn't expect was that there were still people who dared to talk back to me, saying that I should throw a fool I picked up on the sea back to the sea again. I thought about it all night last night, for the sake of this great success, and when I wait for the return of the expedition, this thing is worthy, and it will be pointless to throw it away at that time, so I decided to start throwing it out now, and let her return to this stubborn old man. Let's take this ransom first and let the island nations buy their own aircraft carriers. ”

"Long live the boss," as soon as Agamenliu's words of promise were finished, some soldiers from the small country began to say: "The boss is so merciful, I promise to fight with the boss to the end, and rob many more stupid and beautiful flower girls than this fool." "This is the so-called forest is big, and all birds must have it to maintain ecological balance.

Agamenliu instructed the lieutenant marshal to buy four aircraft carriers. Zeus, Hera, Agamellus (in the future, some countries will be named: "Agamemnon, this is the real name of the coalition in Greek mythology. At that time, I made a mistake, mainly thinking that this book, as for the characters in "Homer's Epic", if it is written well, it will be written incorrectly, so it is better to write it wrong at the beginning. You just copy from the book, copy word by word, which is more tiring, more laborious, and slower than talking nonsense with your eyes closed. Sprinkle your dog yesterday. Because this is written and played on the Internet, you are too serious, such as Diao Hua Kejue, it doesn't matter if you starve to death, readers will also scold yesterday: write that there are dead people in you, write a chapter for several days, wait to see your next chapter, people will die in a hurry, write so slowly, you go and die. If you really can't think of it, hurry up and write casually, who is with your mother-in-law, we read your storyline, not let you write your doctoral dissertation. ）

Odysseus was the head of a larger island nation and a king. He also ordered him to go down and buy an aircraft carrier, named the Venus. And the Helios. Apollo. Athena. Luna. Ares (God of War). And so on, each tribal island nation has purchased its own naval combat armed forces. Countries with few soldiers and countries with few ransoms have at least purchased soldiers to load their expeditionary troops, so as not to have this unknown bad weather, and there are no warships that can resist strong Taiwan networks and strong waves? Definitely.

On the summit of Mount Alps, with a bird's-eye view of the vast sea, the largest of the aircraft carriers is the Zeus, and the most beautiful is the Venus. This beautiful pre-war landscape at sea is even more Pearl Harbor than the "Pearl Harbor" of the year.

The old man and his daughter, who were drinking and singing with Apollo on the beach in the distance.

"One more drink," said the old man to Apollo, "thank you for saving your life, if it weren't for your help, this little woman would only be afraid to return to the back X Palace, so that this ghost god king and his sons will take turns and play, and the dog yesterday." ”

"Bear with it, brother," Apo ** took a drink and continued: "This dog's day's family, ancestral father's generation, you look at which other country on the earth is ancestral father's generation, this dog's day is shameless." ”

"I heard that their countries all voluntarily elected him as king." The old man said.

"Definitely," said Apollo, "is there a way?" They are already deep-rooted, if you don't choose him, he will get rid of you first, as long as this dog day does not automatically step down, no one will ask him to step down, it is clearly a capital crime. You don't know, there were two gods who said they wanted them to choose every five years, and they were both killed behind their backs. ”

Apollo was a little drunk, he stood up and shook and said, "Where is the little girl?" Come here, come over and let me see. ”

The old man took out a small glass bottle and told Apollo, "The little woman is in this glass bottle, and you see how beautiful she is." ”

"Isn't this a cricket?" Apollo said to the old man.

"No, my god, this is my daughter. You look at these two whiskers of hers, you look at her shining wings. I won't tell you, she did float on the surface of the sea and was picked up, and she was so sick that she almost died, so I left her floating in the sea. Now she's back with me, and she's learned to change, and she's become a cricket. ”

When Apollo heard him say this, he was so angry that he shouted, "Bring me the wine!" ”

Apollo is first of all a god, but he is also a human, and he also wants to play with flowers through alcohol, but what he didn't expect is that playing with flowers has become a "cricket", which is really angry with him.

There was no way, no one in this world could be trusted, so Apollo decided to cooperate with Zeus and go on an expedition with the army. Don't say that you can share one more beauty, even if you can save your capital, as long as you get one, as long as you are beautiful.

Apollo arrived on the USS Zeus in a speedboat, and he told the father and son of his wish. That is, to discuss behind the scenes, if you can really grab a lot of beauties, the father and son will choose first, and then he will choose after they have chosen. Of course, this can be regarded as a unilateral and private unseemly agreement of the pre-war partner countries. There are ancient times, and even more so in modern times. When working with a multinational force, can you know that there will be no private agreement between one country and another? Definitely. Gods and ghosts are of the same sex, and gods and ghosts are of the same mind.

Odysseus was also not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he also threw a feast on the aircraft carrier Wiener, secretly building his own private alliance, mainly discussing the distribution of beautiful women. If there are many, then it is easy to do, first of all, there is one per capita, and then talk about war merits, and if you win more battles, you can get more beautiful women, and fighting wars is like production, and you will be paid according to your work.

Snatching beautiful women was the primary purpose of ancient warfare. For example, Cao Cao, I heard that there were two beauties in Dongwu, a bridge, and a little Jiao, who made Cao Cao so restless day and night, a hundred years of war, and when these two fools were caught, they had become mothers. Cao Cao was so angry that he took it in his hand and looked at it, and he was so angry that he threw it into the sky, turning these two bitches into sparrows. But the mother's family still regarded them as treasures and built a "copper platform" for them. This is the story of the Three Kingdoms, and I will wait for Hugh to go away.

The deputy marshal of the coalition forces was playing with flowers in the back X palace, and when he heard that he was going to leave tomorrow, he had to calm down and play every minute. Seven aunts and eight mothers, wives and juniors, this has to be played again, it may be that the soldiers are gone, leaving a woman's regret to cry for life.

Zeus sent a number of rapid reaction soldiers to invite the generals of the island nations of various small tribes to the Zeus aircraft carrier to decide. It was the last pre-war meeting.

In a short time, the generals of the tribal countries were almost all assembled.

"Now," began Agamelus to speak, "we shall at once haul a black ship into the sea, gather together the good sailors, load the sacrifices of a hundred animals, and give up the beautiful daughter of Chryses, and send a captain, or Odysseus the Brave, or Idomenius, or Ajax, or you, the son of Peleus, the most terrible of all, to preside over the sacrifice, to appease the wrath of the gods of the distance." ”

After hearing this, the swift Achilles glared angrily and shouted: "Shameless, cunning! Thou hast the virtue, and who of the Achaes, will faithfully obey thy command, and go out to sea for thee to slay thy enemies? I have not come here to fight because the Trojan soldiers have offended me, they have not robbed me of my sheep and horses, nor destroyed my crops on the fertile soil of Phorthia, the man of the Great, it is impossible, for we are separated by the mountains and the sea of rage. For Menelaos and for you, and for your pleasure, we have come to help you claim against the Trojans. And now thou hast threatened me to take away my booty, which the Achaeans have given me for my bitter battle. (Nonsense, the author is copying the book, please open the eighth page of "Homer's Epic", shameless.) Do you want to watch Homer's epic, or just watch him crap here? Do you want the author to simply copy the book, or does the author get out of the way as soon as possible? Otherwise, just ask the author to half-copy and half-nonsense, anyway, we are also watching and playing, so let him play and write, as long as he doesn't break the law, then let it go. ）

Every time we conquer a Trojan castle, you always get more loot than I do, but I'm always in charge of the toughest tasks in war. When it comes time to distribute the loot, you always get the most, and I can only return to my ship with a tiny portion. Now, I'm going to take my ship back to Phantia, and that's much better! I don't want to be here anymore to swallow my anger and be insulted, and earn a great fortune for you! (A world-class work is a world-class work, how wonderful this dialogue is, really, I see that you see the original work - "Homer's Epic")

Agamenliu said: "Forget the previous things now, tomorrow will start the expedition, if you really want not to go, you can slip away as soon as possible, don't have a bad influence on other small tribes." I won't beg you to stay here for your own benefit, any of you can go, anyway, my father is a god of war, a god of war. "The pre-war meeting became a separatist podium, and Agamenliu was a little upset, as if he was saying something vindictive, but he still endured peace with the belly of the coach.

Then Hera began to speak: "All of you should keep calm, weigh the pros and cons, and weigh how much you can benefit from the victory of this expedition, and don't take on the big things just for the sake of small things. In spite of your valiant slaughter, our gods will follow you into battle, and there will never be any more unequal distribution of the spoils of the past. We gods will install cameras in the sky, and we gods can see at a glance who is heroically killing the enemy on the battlefield and who is dozing off on the battlefield. What age is it now, and will it still be the same as before? Definitely. Everything is decided by the surveillance video, everyone is angry, Zeus has a little cold today, I didn't let him come, I'm afraid it's the flu, what the hell H7N9, I isolated him. Now, on behalf of the Celestial King, I issue the Commander-in-Chief Order: Tomorrow the expedition begins. ”