vs 77 Wife and slave
Xu Yunjian used a pickaxe as a crutch and pestled on the ground, watching Lu Li and the Zhao family brothers and sisters walk away, and spat hatefully, "M a b, if it weren't for Xiaoxiao today, I would have to dig a pit and bury this grandson here!" ”
"Pull it down, can Tiny let you do that? Besides, why is he also Zhao Min's brother, you just want to do it for the sake of other people's sisters? Luo Yaohua took out cigarette paper, rolled a few and handed them to his companions, and lit them himself, four or five people gathered around the gate, swallowing clouds and spitting fog.
Inside the door was the house of the female intellectual, Fan Meidi, Zhao Yongmao and a few girls walked out together, and looked at the end of the road, "Gone?" ”
"Hmm."
"If you want me to say, Luli is amazing, this kind of thing is not something that can be done by one person. Enough for a man. These are Zhao Yongmao's words.
"Well," the girls nodded in unison, and Fan Meidi echoed a few words, giving Xu Yunjian a blank look, "Xiao Zhao is right, Xiao Lu is much more clever than some people, unlike some people, who know how to use a pickaxe." As soon as you encounter serious things, you will immediately be a chicken. ”
She has been targeting Xu Yunjian everywhere for a long time, and many people can see that the girl is deliberately attracting his attention, but Xu Yunjian doesn't know; In this regard, he is simply an idiot!
The female intellectuals and the male intellectuals are nosy, and they want to find out the secret to him, and they vetoed it to Fan Meidi, and the girl seems to like this atmosphere very much, and from time to time she makes fun of his teeth and jokes, which is the only way to relax after the hard work in the fields.
But today's situation is a little different, Xu Yunjian held back the evil fire in his stomach for Lu Li's matter, and glared at Fan Meidi, "Yo, are you still angry?" Why did I say something wrong? Last year, Shang Jiacheng brought the militia here, didn't he rely on Lu Li, Cao Xun, and Lin Yanxiu to repair them? What are you doing? It's just yelling around, isn't it? ”
"Van Meidi, M!" Xu Yunjian finally burst out, jumped to his feet and scolded, M Fan Meidi, I recruited you to provoke you? If it weren't for the fact that you are also an educated youth, I would have ...... it a long time ago."
Fan Meidi didn't want this boy who had been secretly in love for a long time to suddenly get angry and scold himself with such vicious words? His face turned snow-white, "What did you do earlier?" Say it? You're standing up to pee, and you're done?! ”
"What did I do earlier? I've already you on the kang! ”
Girls and boys scolding the street, destined to be the one who suffers, Fan Meidi clenched his mouth aggrievedly, and cried loudly. "Xu Yunjian, what do you say? Are you talking about human words? ”
The girls attacked him in groups, Xu Yunjian sneered and pouted disdainfully, "What are you doing?" She hurts me all day long, and she preserves my teeth, and you pretend to be a bastard, and now I still have a mouth, and you pull her out? ”
"Xu Yunjian, you bastard! She doesn't scold so many male intellectuals, she only scolds you, don't you want to think about why? Little Fan likes you! It's not a day or two! ”
Xu Yunjian was dumbfounded, his mouth opened and he couldn't close it for a long time.
Zhang Qing smiled a few times, "See?" SB thing, as soon as I heard this, the dumb masturbation - straight eyes. ”
Fan Meidi cried very aggrieved, Zhao Yongmao and the other sisters helped her into the house, and after a while, she turned out again, "Xu Yunjian, go in and apologize to Xiao Fan." ”
Xu Yunjian was embarrassed, and secretly happy in his heart, she likes me? What do you like about me? What can I do to make her like? Zhao Yongmao won't be joking with himself, right? With such a messy thought, the marionette generally followed her, and Zhang Qing and his companions winked at each other - how could such a good show be missed? - all followed.
When I entered the house, Fan Meidi leaned his back against the wall and turned inward slightly, "Talk?" You. ”
Xu Yunjian had no experience in this area, and scratched his head blankly, "Hey, don't be angry, I won't be like that in the future...... You've got it. ”
Zhang Qing heard it clearly at the door, and laughed so hard that he fell! Is there anyone else who apologizes like this? Zhao Yongmao also couldn't help but smile, "Xu Yunjian, do you know how to speak human words?" Is this also called an apology? ”
"And what do you want me to say?"
Fan Meidi turned over and sat up, staring straight at Xu Yunjian, "You really want to apologize to me?" ”
"Really."
"Well, in the future, we will make three chapters of the law, first, I will say yes; Second, you can't talk back when I count you; Third, you have to help us girls with the farm work. ”
Xu Yunjian still didn't understand a little, and was about to ask a few words, when Zhang Qing stabbed him in the back, "SB, this is a condition for you!" If you say yes, she'll have sex with you! ”
"Oh, oh." He wasn't really stupid after all, and immediately reacted, "Okay, no problem." I say yes. ”
"That's what you said? Zhao Yongmao: They are witnesses. ”
"Okay, okay. You can say anything. Xu Yunjian scratched his head innocently and smirked.
When Lu Li came back, he listened to Zhang Qingyu tell the story in a joking manner, he smiled, "Wife and slave play...... Meaning. ”
Zhang Qing laughed loudly, "I'm cao!" Lu Li, you really deserve to be Xu Yunjian's best buddy, it's just to the point! That's right, haha! ”
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For Zhao Min's matter, Lu Li was sad for a long time, this first love that made him remember forever came to an end, but he couldn't do anything! For the first time in his life, he regretted his decision a little: if he hadn't left Tian (Tianjin) at the beginning, wouldn't it have been like this?
But after thinking about it, I feel ridiculous, you want to stay in the city and stay? Don't look at what your background is? Don't be shameless!
Xu Yunjian was complacent, he tasted the sweetness of love for the first time, he was not at home every day, and he went to the courtyard of the female educated youth after work, helping to fetch water, washing clothes, cooking, tidying up the yard, and talking to Fan Meidi, he was simply a twenty-four filial boyfriend. While Luli was happy for his friend, he was also a little sad: everyone was growing up, and each was busy with their own things, and the relationship became estranged?
After getting to work this day, I fertilized the corn in the field, weeded it, and walked back with a hoe with Zhang Qing and Xu Yunjian, "Xu Yunjian, will you go to Xiao Fan in a while?" I'm telling you, don't rush too much about this kind of thing, or people won't take you seriously. ”
Xu Yunjian's brain didn't know where to slip away for a long time, and he smirked as if he was deaf, yesterday evening, Fan Meidi kissed him, although it was just an understatement, but it made him reminisce for a whole day, so he thought about going again today and tasting it well. "Xu Yunjian? Talking to you? ”
"Huh? What the? ”
"Sun Tzu, just think about him, now you can hear Fan Meidi talking, others are talking like farts, aren't they?"
"No, don't talk nonsense, am I that kind of person?"
Lu Li suddenly stopped and looked at him, "Well, yes." ”
Zhang Qing laughed exaggeratedly, "Little brother is right, your grandson is such a person." ”
Xu Yunjian blushed and laughed dryly, "Let's go, go home and take a bath, it's hot." ”
The water from the well was so cold that it was so comfortable to take a bath that everyone gathered around the well, wearing only a pair of small pants, and poured buckets of cold water on their heads, causing the water to flow all over the ground along the dirt road, causing the villagers to complain, "Xiaoxiao, why are you swollen?" The lack of rain also made you get all over the ground, and you came back and slipped again? ”
"That's it...... Okay, that's it...... Good. ”
"Xiaoxiao, the secretary is looking for you to drink!"
A few people looked back, it was Shang Jiacheng, "Team...... Long? Still drinking? Day before yesterday...... It's not just ...... Just? ”
"No nonsense, the secretary is waiting for you at home, arrive early today, there is beer."
Hearing the word beer, Xu Yunjian swallowed, "Xiaoxiao, when will we get some beer to drink?" ”
"No, unless you go to town to drink, you forgot, the beer I bought last time was almost the same as fucking tea, it's all piping hot!"
Lu Li is also a little embarrassed, beer is a good thing, if you can drink it cool, it can be regarded as a great enjoyment in summer, but there is no sale in the village, and I have to go to Chengguan Town to buy it recently, and then take it back, as Luo Yaohua said, it is almost the same as the hot tea that has just been brewed, and there is no beer taste at all. "Little brother, you have a brain, think of something for my brother?"
Lu Li pondered for a moment and spread his hands, "This year...... It's no fun, next year, before next year, get some ...... Ice, put in advance...... Get up, and you're done. ”
"Ice? Doesn't it melt away when it's hot? ”
"Dig a ...... Big...... Cellar, more storage, no problem, can be put away, will not melt. ”
"Cao, your TMD brain is alive, and you have an idea in a turn, you kid, long-haired Turin is more hairy than a monkey!"
Lu Li chuckled, grabbed his clothes and put them on his wet body, waved his hand to everyone, got off the platform, and walked towards Shang Kang's house.
The weather is getting hotter and hotter, but Shang Kang's enthusiasm for drinking has not diminished at all, and in a week, he has to ask Lu Li to drink at least three or five times, the material conditions in the countryside are poor, there are not so many snacks, and once, one big and one small two people drank more than three catties of wine with pickled, salty and spicy green chili! "Uncle, team...... Long, I'm coming. ”
Shang Kang and Shang Jiacheng sat under the rattan trellis in the courtyard, the lush vines above their heads blocked the sunlight, and a small wine table in front of them put a plate of fried peanuts, a crushed cucumber, and a white plastic wine barrel and two enamel pots at their feet, "Xiao Lu, hurry up, I'm waiting for you to open the table." Sit, sit, sit. ”
Lu Li sat down obediently, lifted the kettle and looked at it, it was full of beer, "This thing is to moisten your throat, come, you two have a pot each, I will drink white." ”
After taking the big tea jar, I poured it full of beer, and the white and plump hops that should have been there, but I couldn't see it at all, and it tasted like warm water, not at all: "Xiaoxiao, you're here?" Eat some peanuts. ”
Luli's nickname sounds good and fun to the locals, and it is very easy to call, and after coming and going, it has become his big name, and everyone in the village who knows or does not know him calls him so, and some people don't even know what his real name is!
"Hey, thank you, auntie."
"You kid, what are you polite to your aunt?"
Lu Li drained the beer as quickly as he could, replaced it with liquor, Shang Kang patted him on the shoulder, "Xiao Lu, a few days ago, I listened to Xiao Zhang and them talking to me, it's nothing!" Didn't you say it in the play? Why does a husband have no wife? How old are you? You're only 18 years old, right? It's going to grow in the future! ”
"That's it, Xiao Lu, the secretary is right, don't worry about this matter, wait for the New Year in the future, which family do you fancy the daughter, tell your brother, I'll run for you."
Lu Li smiled bitterly, he was grateful for their friendship with him, but if he wanted to find a local girl in Shanglin to be his object, as long as he thought of their tetracycline teeth, he thought in his heart, "...... again Let's talk about it. ”
"Xiao Lu, it's not that my uncle praised our merchant Lin's daughter in front of you, if you are looking for a wife, you still have to find someone who can pass the day and be obedient, you people in the city are beautiful, does that work? How many jobs can you earn for a year? In the end, you have to raise her, just to look good? When you marry someone like that and go home, do you feel at ease when you go to work in the fields? ”
Luli almost burst out laughing! Hurriedly picked up the teapot, thinking that it was a cover-up, "I'...... I see, uncle. ”
"Hey, that's a good boy. Come, drink. ”
Shang Jiacheng also said: "Xiao Lu, when you are a man, you have to grow your own ability, let me coax you to say, as long as the man has the ability, the woman will be there, even if the grass grows in the b, he will not dare to be outside." Remember my brother's words. ”
Lu Li couldn't hold back any longer, and a mouthful of wine sprayed on Shang Jiacheng's face, and he laughed.
The three of them said while drinking, and after a while, Hong said Xilan, "Oh, uncle, there is something ......." ”
"What's the matter, you say?"
"I please...... Take a vacation, go back to Tian (Tianjin), and give it to my aunt's house...... Buy briquettes and bring a few more educated youths...... Come here. ”
"Cheng, how many days? Are you going alone? ”
"I haven't discussed it with them yet...... Well, maybe ...... Take Xu Yunjian with you...... Get back. He said, "Take it back and forth, three or five days, a week at most." ”
Shang Kang nodded happily, "Cheng." Go early and come back early. Be careful on the road. ”