No Liability Spoof (Part I)

【A mysterious square】

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the no-responsibility spoof scene, and here is our host Sakura Fall.

"Ahem, hello everyone, I'm the host Sakura."

A cat no taller than 1.6 meters wearing a cat mask on his head waved his hand, "That's right, it's me, the author of this book!" Anyway, why is there such a no-responsibility extra, this goes back to a long, long time ago, in the book review area about 'Finally leave, you are the stepmother!' ''Give me back my Uncle Dicgee!'' ''Mo Li little fox, abandon that stepmother and throw herself into my arms!'' And so on very unscientific remarks, so the 'first final separation symposium' was held here, which proved that the final departure is actually a mother, a mother. Here are our special guests, Zhongli Wuai, the special host invited from "Twin Flowers of the Last Days" next door, everyone is welcome! ”

"Hello everyone, I'm Zhongli Loveless." The fifteen-year-old cat girl with black broken hair squinted at her purple cat eyes and said, "There is an unscrupulous author who not only does not pay salaries, but also strikes in my world for a month, and now he even pulls me here to do some boring symposium, it'sβ€”"

"Ahem, Black Forest Cake x2."

"Let's invite our heroine, Mo Li, who has the blood of the nine-tailed demon fox, everyone is welcome~" The cat girl immediately changed her words, and the smoke effect appeared behind her, and Mo Li, who was shaking several fox tails, appeared with a gloomy face.

"I'm annoyed, I just went to bed and woke me up again, I'm tired when I just came back from the horror dungeon! You stepmom! As soon as Mo Li spoke, he rolled his eyes at the petrified cat mask, and sat down on the guest's sofa with his legs crossed, and the spore grass No. 3 immediately climbed to the sofa and sat on the leaf into a small fist and began to beat Mo Li's back.

Wuai, the only one who was not affected, continued to say to the information card, "Next, there will be our current male protagonist, Mo Li's good friend, Su Qidong will appear~ Meow, ah, ah, what are you doing, do you want to nail me into a skewered cat?! ”

Su Qidong shook out the last kunai in his hand, and showed the three-hooked jade to the fried cat, "Shut up." ”

"You also shut up for me, my brother is paralyzed, your brother is still working under me!"

"Okay, okay, don't make any noise. Xue Ying, you don't have to say a word, Su Qidong has been very irritable lately. Mo Li held down the furious cat girl and squinted her golden fox eyes at Su Qidong, "Don't bully my apprentice!" ”

"Ah, by the way, I forgot to say that because Mo Li and Su Qidong were in a very bad mood during this time period, they ...... I specially transferred Mo Li, who was already the leader of the team, and Su Qidong, who had evolved into a kaleidoscope, from the later time period. Zhong Li weakly added to Wuai, "That's why I asked you to suppress Ah Meow, be careful not to provoke that brother." ”

"......" Loveless's hand trembled, trying to hide himself in Moli's thick tail, "Is it too late for me to apply for exit now?" ”

Behind the couch suddenly appeared a group of guys wearing animal masks.

"Oh, the captain's symposium, I don't know if I can dig up a little valuable gossip, right, Lord Strategist. Anyway, why do we all have to wear masks, isn't it better to play mosaics? ”

"Hehe, do you want to know?"

"I'm so sorry, I know I was wrong."

"Yo-Su Qidong, you really have a JQ with Moli, young man, you see that your man is sitting on the same sofa as Moli~"

"Heh, stinky boy, are you looking for death?"

"Oh, I'm so scared~ Su Qidong, look at the young man, the sick and delicate attribute is about to break out. No, I only saw the disease, not the delicate oil~"

"That, that...... Don't quarrel, everyone...... Ahh Captain qaq"

"Annoying, don't make noise. Again make a noise for me to run 500 laps around the square, and let Sadako Yamamura and Gaco supervise. Otherwise, each of them will give me some 3,000-word romance novels to read aloud in public. With a flick of his tail, he threw the rioters to the floor, and the mask crew immediately fell silent.

"Ahem......"

"Sakura is finally leaving, do you have a problem with your throat today?"

"Nothing...... Now that we're all here, let's move on to the questioning stage. "Finally pull up his mask to prevent his face from being exposed," The atmosphere in the book review area has been very active recently, since we are a spoof show, we don't ask any particularly hurtful or serious questions, let's take it easy. Mo Li Little Fox replied first-"

"As we all know, Moli always has a lot of things hidden in his fox tail, and everyone wonders how those things are hidden in the fox's tail and don't fall out?"

Mo Li's eyes lit up, and he shook a tail to his chest, "This question, you can come up and touch it yourself." ”

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Loveless jumped up and pressed the head of the end of the way to jump in front of Mo Li, stretching out his paws to hold the fox's tail...... And then -- pulled out a rice ball.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This is definitely unscientific, Captain, that rice ball is longer than your tail hair. One of the masked groups said.

So Loveless took out another pack of napkins...... A box of toothpicks...... A Jump ...... n credit cards......

"Hey, Captain, forget about those things in front, this is a weekly jump, a whole thick jump, where the hell did you hide it?!"

Mo Li shook his tail calmly, a pair of scissors came out again, and several bags of coffee, candy, cakes, and chocolates were taken away without love.

"That's basically the case, everyone has seen it, it's hidden in the tail like this." Mo Li nodded towards the reader.

"Hey-I don't know anything, you don't explain anything, it's not a fox tail, it's just a pocket connected to another dimension! What's the deal with your perfunctory attitude towards readers?! "The mask group's complaining is very powerful.

"Ahem, ahem...... The second question, Su Qidong, you will answer. Recently, there have been a lot of nicknames about you in the book review section, and we won't mention the nicknames of elementary school students like Xiaodong anymore - I know it's wrong. Finally turned his head silently, and flew over with a kunai wiping his mask, "However, the nickname 'winter melon' has been very popular recently, do you have any feelings?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Who called it that. Su Qidong was silent for a long time, and only said this.

"There are several."

"Oh, the word sign-up." Su Qidong's three-hook jade has a tendency to be connected.

"Su Qidong is calm and calm, you are one of the 'Three Giants of Reincarnation', how can you poison a lovely reader?" Zhongli silently stepped back, "No...... Amarasu can't do anything. Eight crows let it continue to rest, and the fire can't do it, ah, ah, there is no shuriken, and a thousand books will also die, what, physical arts? Hey, don't you only have your brother and friends in your heart and don't know how to write the four words "pity and cherish jade"? Wow - loveless kitten help! ”

Loveless blinked with purple cat's eyes, seeing that he had become a shield for an unscrupulous author, he could only stare at each other with blood-red eyes, "This can't catch the reader's heart, be gentle with the lady." ”

"I don't think that cat behind you can be called female." Su Qidong moved his fingers, looking at the trembling cat, and finally couldn't attack because of the lovelessness of the seventh and eighth senses and the full opening of the fighting posture.

"Okay, let's not dwell on this question anymore, Mo Li will answer the next question!" Finally left out loudly, "Tell us about what anime inspiration your lineage came from." ”

"Don't you know this better than I do?"

β€œ?? Collect? Heart-wrenching? Planting a nut? 锬闼7 Zheng? P> "I see. The inspiration for the bloodline of the nine-tailed demon fox comes from the demon fox Tibetan horse in "Youyou Hakushu" and the feathered fox in "The Grandson of the Slippery Ghost". Mo Li replied very cooperatively, and his face was much better than when he first came.

Seeing Mo Li so cooperative, both Zhongli and Wuai breathed a sigh of relief, "Everyone knows that the Demon Fox Hidden Horse can summon Demon Realm plants, and it will also be your existing ability, and Spore Grass No. 3 is very popular." ”

"Well, I was looking for it for a new gun fighting sparring recently." Moli replied with a smile. The spore grass that beat her back on her back suddenly burst into tears, and she almost burst into tears in the square.

"It seems that the ability of that feathered fox has not been reflected yet, and that fox fire is also original. In fact, the cover of "Reincarnation in the Last Days" is the feather fox, is Mo Li's future growth route the royal sister route like Sister Fox? ”

Mo Li changed his posture and said with a smile, "I now have the ability of the feather-clothed fox in disguise, and I can't reveal what it is." Speaking of routes, who can say for sure this thing, I am me, not because I was labeled with this character, but because my character gives others a standard to judge me! ”