vs 54 And kissing!
Walking out of the lawyer's office, Xu Yunjian's first words were: "Xiaoxiao, I'm hungry, find a place to eat?" ”
"Hungry? I brought back so many things yesterday, you ate them all, and you're still hungry? ”
"No way, I'm growing my body, I'm always hungry, really, don't joke with you, even if I don't eat, you have to eat something, right? How about going to the last Mak Kee? Their ravioli is delicious......"
"I won't go there today, I just asked Zhang Dadong, he said, there are a lot of delicious things in Hong Kong, especially in Kowloon City, there are many shops, and it is also the most civilian neighborhood in Hong Kong, let's go there, even look at the street scene, bring food."
"I don't care what I'm eating, hurry up anyway."
Lu Li laughed, stretched out his hand to stop a minibus, and drove across the sea to Kowloon City in Kowloon District, as he and Xu Yunjian said, this is one of the most popular areas in Hong Kong, and Jardine's Place, here is also a forest of shops, a bustling faction, two people along the way, Xu Yunjian is hungry and screaming, Lu Li is also a little hungry, walked a few steps along Haiphong Street, and saw a small shop called Ming Ji Beef Brisket Noodles, the owner of the shop opened the door and was cutting beef neatly in the window. Look at the signboard that says, 'Beef Four Treasure Rice, Beef Four Treasure Noodles', "Right here, go in and try it?" ”
"It's all right, I can do anything."
So I walked into the noodle shop, and each of the signature dishes asked for a bowl, a bowl of noodles with beef brisket and tripe, the meat was stewed very soft, the flavor was rich, and it was accompanied by a cup of frozen milk tea or iced tea, and I enjoyed such a meal on this September afternoon. The two young people ate in full swing and were very satisfied!
"Xiaoxiao, I went to watch a movie with Kiki yesterday, an American film, Bei'er hit! There's a guy in there, oh fuck me! It's so strong that it's not even human! What's it called? It's called Arnold...... I don't remember exactly. Anyway, it's stronger! How about it, it's okay in the afternoon, let's take a look? ”
"Okay, what's your name?"
"I don't know, I don't understand what it's called."
Lu Li really thought it was funny, what did he look at for a long time? Don't even know the name? Asked: "Is it Chinese or something, do you understand English?" ”
"Don't understand what you're afraid of? Just watch the fight. That guy has a big sword in his hand, and he will cut it whenever he meets someone! Hey, guess what. There's a kiss in there! Hey, fuck, but it's a kiss! ”
Lu Li chuckled, "What's the matter, I can't get enough of it after watching it once, so I have to go in again to see how people kiss their mouths?" ”
"Are you afraid?" Xu Yunjian smiled and said, "Xiaoxiao, our brothers have been friends for so many years. I'm not telling you a lie, I'm thinking about it now. What happened at the beginning, it's a bit weird that I can't stand Fan Meidi, and, guess what, I sometimes miss her, especially when I was in Shanglin. We both ...... on the kang."
"Leave your mouth shut. How many years have passed, how can you think of such a thing again? ”
"Isn't that what I'm telling you!" Xu Yunjian beckoned, motioned for the waiter to come over, and after settling the payment, the two stood up. Walk towards the door; Before he could walk to the door, four or five people walked in, led by a tall, originally thoughtful face, with a plaster on the bridge of his nose, which looked strange and funny, and when he saw two people, he was stunned: These two people look so familiar?
Lu Li recognized him first, it was the guy who Xu Yunjian quarreled with him when he was in Jardine's Place, and he stood up for him and beat him up! A chance encounter here will naturally not end well. He really didn't want to cause trouble, so he turned sideways slightly, avoiding the other party's gaze, "Hey, Xiaoxiao, let's go, why don't you go." ”
Xu Yunjian's Chinese words were revealed, and the man on the other side suddenly remembered them, aha screamed, stretched out his hand and pulled Luli's shoulder, making him passively face himself, "It turns out that it is really you two Yanjia shovels!" I can't tell you left and right, I can't estimate today's ......."
Everyone inside and outside the store was stunned at the same time, and the man's partners didn't know what was going on, so they gathered around, "Brother Zhong, what's wrong?" He's on the side? ”
Brother Zhong called out in Cantonese, and then the few people accompanying him understood, "It's you, you were the one who injured our Brother Zhong last time?" Brat! How do you want to calculate this account? ”
Lu Li really felt helpless, what are you doing here? "What? If you hadn't opened your eyes and bullied us mainlanders, you wouldn't have let us beat his nose crookedly? Settle accounts? Go back and stay with your master for two more days, and then come out to the world! ”
Xu Yunjian's words made several people on the other side look at each other, and most of them couldn't understand, "Talking about Mi? ”
"I don't know."
Lu Li patted Xu Yunjian on the shoulder and stepped forward, "This friend, the last incident was a pure misunderstanding, although I was a little impatient, you may not be at fault, right?" This buddy of mine bumped into you that day, and you scolded when you opened your mouth, and beat you when you raised your hand, isn't this obviously bullying us mainlanders? ”
"No more nonsense! Waste farts are also less, now I ask you, how do you count the account you beat me? ”
"I ...... I don't have any money. ”
"It's okay if you don't have money, let's Brother Zhong personally take action and knock the bridge of your nose crooked, forget about this matter, how about it?"
Lu Li frowned slightly, shook his head and smiled: "I don't have the habit and experience of letting people fight and not fight back in vain, but the last time, the two of us were finally half wrong, so let's do it, I'll give you three minutes, within these three minutes, I will never fight back, let you beat me, but if you can't beat me, don't blame me, how about it?" ”
"Fuck your mother......" A guy next to Brother Zhong only scolded three words, and he was slapped hard by Lu Li head-on, making this guy scream and turn in a circle! Like Brother Zhong that day, this guy didn't even see who hit him, he covered his face and yelled! "Side? Hit me? ”
"If you speak, you will speak, and you will not be able to scold!"
Lu Li's movements were really staggering, and the man who scolded the street stood in the middle of several people in the same company, and in such an environment, the position that was the least likely to be hit was slapped in the face, and he waited until he could tell that it was the other party who did it. roared endlessly, "My dick you old ...... Oh! ”
Luli faced a cannon of heaven, this time more ferocious than the blow just now, this guy was like a tumbler that hit someone, his upper body was raised backwards, and he screamed. When I stood up again, it was already a long nosebleed, and I couldn't say a word! Covering his hands full of blood, he slipped away to find a place to deal with it, "You ......" Brother Zhong was shocked and angry, I really didn't expect this mainlander to move so fast? Hit someone in front of you twice in a row, but you can't even stop it? "Look at you today, are you deliberately losing my face?"
"Who are you? We don't even know who you are, and we'll lose your face. Do you deserve it? Stupid! Xu Yunjian and the dog used the human power and mocked loudly mercilessly.
Brother Zhong's cheeks were puffed up high, obviously angry, but the wound on his nose was faintly painful, but he didn't dare to be reckless, "You...... Who are you? ”
"My name is Luley." Lu Li honestly reported his name and said, "If you don't have anything to do, please let me go." We're leaving. ”
"Let's go? Walk to the side? Our brother Zhong hasn't let you go yet, where do you want to go? ”
Luli was not in a hurry to leave. He wrapped his arms around and looked at Brother Zhong in front of him, "Then, what do you want?" ”
"Yes!" Xu Yunjian shouted loudly, "Don't dare to fight, don't let you go." What the hell do you want to do? But looking at the way you look, you know at a glance that they are all a bunch of wretchedness, and without me doing anything, my buddy will take care of you all by himself. Isn't it, Tiny? ”
Brother Zhong was furious at him, his nose was furious, he was wheezing, and after a while, he suddenly stomped his foot heavily, "What you just said, does it count?" ”
"Absolutely. But if you can't beat me, that's the end of it, okay? ”
"Yes!" Brother Zhong said loudly: "If I really can't beat you, then I have no interest, and I can't complain about you!" ”
"Okay, where do you want to play?"
"Come with me."
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Brother Zhong's residence is on the upper floor of a mahjong pavilion, which is a four-story building, and the first floor is a mahjong pavilion - that is, a mahjong hall, Lu Li and Xu Yunjian have never been to such a place, and they were very surprised after entering the door, many men and women, I don't know if they know each other, sit around and play mahjong, "Hey, Xiaoxiao, think about it, one day really take your aunt over, and you don't have to worry about not finding a mahjong partner?" ”
Lu Li chuckled: "Do you think long-term?" ”
"Hey, Xiaoxiao, are you really going to let the family fight without fighting back?"
"It's okay, don't worry, I'm measured."
From the back of the Sparrow Pavilion to the second, third, and fourth floors, the area here is very large, the ground is covered with red and green plastic floors, and there are barbells, dumbbells and sandbags around it. Don't be afraid to talk to you, my fists are very hard! ”
Lu Li bared his teeth, took off his suit, shirt, tie and other things and handed them to Xu Yunjian, wearing only a small vest, and stood opposite him, standing under his feet, "As long as you are willing to keep your promise." ”
"Nonsense, I'm Gu Zhong's teeth as gold!"
"That's good, come on."
Gu Zhong paced back and forth a few steps three or five feet across from him, suddenly roared, waved his fists, and rushed up, the two people were very close, Brother Zhong looked at his delicate face close at hand, and suddenly his heart softened, and he temporarily withdrew a little bit of strength, but it seemed that there was a flower in front of him, and the man on the other side was gone, "Hey? ”
"Silly, behind you."
Gu Zhong didn't care much about Xu Yunjian's sarcastic words, he turned around with a sharp spinner, Lu Li's smiling face was in front of him, his surprise was really extraordinary, when did the other party come behind him, he didn't even notice it at all! He didn't bother to think about it, and the other party said that within three minutes, he would just dodge and never fight back, so why did he pay so much attention to him? At that moment, he said "hey", reached forward with his left hand, and grabbed the opponent's chest.
Luli leaned back, a beautiful iron bridge! As soon as Gu Zhong grabbed it to no avail, he went down, still grabbing the placket of the opponent's vest, and Lu Li's hand slid downward. The body maintained a strange flat posture like this, and slid out stiffly, and then dragged an invisible rope into the air, and it was actually standing firmly on the spot.
Gu Zhong was ashamed and annoyed, at this moment he could clearly see the other party's movements, so he understood. This mainlander is not talking big to himself, he does have his own incomparable good kung fu! No wonder you dare to boast of such a Haikou, within three minutes, let yourself attack, your own kung fu, you can't compare to others at all!
"Tiny, it's been a minute."
Gu Zhong frowned, and said sneeringly, "The surname is Lu." It's such a beautiful body, I can't beat you to myself, but the three minutes are set by yourself, and I don't want to waste some of your mind, right? Go ahead! ”
Lu Li made a mistake with his feet as usual, and saw Gu Zhong in front of him, with the tip of his left foot as the center of the circle. The body swerved like the most experienced matador playing with a bull on the battlefield. The bodies of the two men rushed over next to each other, "Huh? Gu Zhong's speed was also not slow, his body rushed forward, his arm was pulled back, Lu Li lowered his head, and let go again.
The two men stood face to face again. However, each other's positions have changed 180°, "Good boy, what a two!" Gu Zhong sneered and rushed over for the third time, this time he learned a little lesson. Knowing that he can't compare to the other party, he deliberately slows down and faces the other party in a step-by-step approach.
Lu Li nodded secretly, he could come up with a clumsy way to win over ingenuity, this Gu Zhong was not brainless, but since he dared to make such a condition, he naturally would not be afraid of the other party's change of tricks - the area of the venue was huge, and it could completely accommodate him to move around, and there were only three minutes left and right? Seeing that Gu Zhong was closer, he turned around and ran!
This time Gu Zhong couldn't think of it, the time was limited, so he couldn't help but change his original intention, roared angrily, and chased after him! "Ah Zhong, stop!"
An old man who had been standing at the top of the stairs for a long time suddenly spoke out and stopped Gu Zhong's movements, "Master? ”
"Aren't you someone else's opponent, isn't it a shame to play like a horse (Hong Kong dialect, monkey)?" The old man smacked him, hugged his fist to Lu Li, and asked in a slow voice: "This friend, such a handsome kung fu, what do you call it?" ”
Lu Li smiled, and hugged his fists like him, "You are too polite, I don't know any kung fu, they are all wild ways that have been practiced in fighting all year round, just now with this friend, it was just a joke, my name is Lu Li." ”
The old man nodded, and when he spoke again, he had already changed into a standard Mandarin, "Is it a mainlander?" ”
"Yes, are you old? Didn't ask Taifu? ”
"My name is Zhao Xingjin."
"Hello, Mr. Zhao." Lu Li took the clothes from Xu Yunjian's hand, put them on with two of them, and nodded to him, "Mr. Zhao, there was also a misunderstanding between me and Mr. Gu, and now it has been resolved, if you don't have more instructions, my companion and I want to say goodbye to you." ”
Zhao Xingjin laughed and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, Mr. Lu, go slowly." The person you beat me a few days ago slipped him away like a monkey today, and didn't leave a word, just want to leave? Isn't it too contemptuous? ”
"Mr. Zhao, I have already explained the ins and outs of this matter to Mr. Gu, it is true that I am at fault, but I have already made conditions, I don't know what the relationship between you and Mr. Gu is, but manly, talking counts, he agreed, and the matter will be dismissed, what's the matter, are you still dissatisfied?"
"I didn't say it, beat the dog to see the owner, the so-called raptor doesn't suppress the head snake, you want to do it like this, it's not so cheap!"
Lu Li stretched his body, smiled and shook his head, "Mr. Zhao, I don't know how you think you can completely end this matter, and I don't know how good your kung fu is, but I think it is necessary for me to tell you that the so-called fist is afraid of being less strong, you ...... I will never be able to beat me, so instead of losing face in front of a group of young people, why not accept it if it is not good? ”
"Hehe, it's really shameful to speak, I don't know if it's hard enough under my hands!?" As soon as Zhao Xingjin said it, he punched it!
Lu Li leaned back as usual, took half a step back, and let go of the opponent's punch, "Mr. Zhao......"
Zhao Xingjin snorted coldly a few times, and retreated, "It's really a hard handle, clean and neat!" Ah Zhong, close the door, let me learn and see if my kung fu in the gossip door can beat other people's wild ways! ”
Lu Li was full of reluctance to provoke right and wrong, and couldn't stand Zhao Xingjin's old and spicy temperament, so he forced each other again and again, so he had to take a step, took off his suit again, handed it to Xu Yunjian, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and slapped his hands, "Mr. Zhao, then I'll play with you?" ”
"Playing? Well said light! Zhao Xingjin jumped out in one step, Lu Li's speed was faster, he stepped forward with a big stride, and hit with a punch! This was his first attack since he stepped into this sparrow pavilion, Zhao Xingjin was startled, subconsciously stopped, and waved his arm at his wrist.
Lu Li's left hand flashed and disappeared, his right hand fingers were like knives, slashing at the root of the opponent's neck, Zhao Xingjin was not ambiguous, his neck shrank, and at the same time, his left arm was erected, blocking outward with his wrist, the palms of the two people touched, Zhao Xingjin involuntarily broke out two steps, his body staggered, and before he could stand firmly, the next wave of the opponent's offensive came to the front like a storm!
Xu Yunjian hugged Lu Li's suit and yawned boredly, he has known Lu Li for fifteen years, not to mention it, he has absolute confidence in this old friend's kung fu! What bullshit gossip door? Fight with the little one, eat the and go!
Lu Li naturally didn't know what Xu Yunjian was thinking, waved his arms, and Zhao Xingjin, who was hit by the fierce attack, retreated step by step, Lu Li's fist was much faster and heavier than he imagined, and he was really a little unable to support it, but even so, Zhao Xingjin still didn't forget to counterattack, Lu Li saw the other party punching, his body turned to the side, his arm seemed to have no bones, he wrapped around the arm attacked by the other party, went up around his arm, and his palm stuck behind Zhao Xingjin's neck, Zhao Xingjin knew that it was not good, and it was too late to withdraw again!
Lu Li's arm was forced, and his arm changed from finger twisting to steel in an instant! grabbed the back of the other party's neck, slammed downward, strangled Zhao Xingjin's neck with the elbow bend, and hugged him into his arms, but he was separated with a touch! "Mr. Zhao, concession, concession."
Zhao Xingjin rubbed the back of his neck sadly, although he knew that people were 100% merciful, but it still hurt so badly, no matter how thick-skinned he was, it was not good to know how to advance or retreat, he laughed a few times dryly, and said: "Mr. Lu, it's really handsome kung fu, admire, admire." ”
"So, can we go now?"
Zhao Xingjin's face turned red and he snorted, "Where is it, Hong Kong is a place with laws, who dares to imprison you?" Please, please. (To be continued......)